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      HOW TO: Claim Livestream Platinum Prizes   31/03/16

      Hello fellow Tenno! Decided to make this guide after receiving multiple private messages and seeing multiple threads on how to claim plat prizes during official Warframe streams. Please remember to refer to the images in the spoilers for more information. Please Note: To be entered into a Platinum give-away on the Warframe Twitch Channel, all you have to do is log into Twitch and watch the stream. Despite what you may see in chat, there is NO requirement to post anything in chat. 
      Step 1:
      If your Twitch name is called out on a official Warframe livestream (Xbox 1 @ 1 / PS4 @ 4 / Primetime / Devstream), you will need to message the Warframe channel with your in-game alias and the platform you play on (PC, XB1, or PS4). To send a message select the "gear" icon at the bottom left, just under the stream window:
      Step 2: 
      Once you have selected the gear icon as shown above, click "message" to open up the editor:
      Step 3:
      Send a nice message to DE with your in-game alias and the platform you play on. Once you've done that click "send":
      Step 4:
      Be patient, once the message has been sent all you need to do is wait patiently and give [DE] "Ember Prime Ginga Ninja" Megan time to dish out the goods. You should have your plat within 24 hours provided there are no emergency issues at DE. If you believe you have been forgotten and it has been 3-4 plat-less days, then it might be a good idea to contact [DE]Megan on the Forums for an update on the situation since no one likes having platinum in limbo.
      Step 5: 
      Enjoy your winnings, Tenno!     [written by Community Moderator / Senior Guide NovusNova]
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X-fr@m3 (To the Tune of Corey Taylor's X-M@$)

Spoiler

There isn't anything more depressing New Weapon

Lacking Energy and mods to Boot

The Grind for parts kept me up for hours

The weapon barely seems to shoot

Now I'm not filthy causal or nothin

But there is one thing I can't stand

It ain't Infested, Corpus or even the Grineer

Even if I do find the Grineer a bit Bland

HA!

 

If I ain't grinding it ain't Warframe

I know where to find those Orikin Cells

If I ain't short Nitain it ain't Warframe

My App tells me when by ringing bells

If I ain't alt-tabbed it ain't Warframe

Oh so that is where I can find a gem

If I ain't grinding it ain't Warframe

Cause I had to make a reference of Clem

 

Every run, for my parties, are like a madhouse

Full of Bangs, Booms and flying flame

The amount of corpses in the hall should concern me

and the amount of hours I put into this game.

I think after this run I should get up

and probably take a break or maybe a nap

Catch up on those other games or some sleep

New Alert... Reactor.... AWWW Crap....

Heh....

 

If I Ain't lacking Sleep it ain't Warfame

But that prime isn't going to build itself

If I didn't have people leave at wave five it ain't Warframe

Ha Ha Ha ha Ha Begone with yourself

If there aren't four frost primes it Ain't Warframe

I had to earn mine the hardway

If I ain't grinding it ain't Warframe

So please just drop the mod I worked all day!

Aww....

OH GOD WHY?!?!

 

 

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An adaptation to the Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree: 

Released: 1960
 

 

Walking around the Ostron Streets,

At the Cetus node on Earth.

With Konzu waiting where you can see

Every Tenno wants to stop.

 

Walking around the Ostron Streets,

Trade for standing if you want.

Later we’ll go into the Plains,

And hunt some Eidolons!

 

You will get a slightly panicked feeling

When you hear,

 A Teralyst shrieking and attacking,

 All the Tenno that come before it!

 

Walking around the Ostron Streets,

Having hunted Eidolons,

All your friends rushing to the Quills

So that they can get new amps.

 

You will get a sentimental feeling,

When Onkko says:

“Behold the product of that becoming!”

The Amp is done and ready for using!

 

Walking around the Ostron Streets,

Going back into the Plains.

It’s becoming darker and very soon

The Tenno will hunt again!

Edited by Mausie

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Last Christmas Wham!

Last Tennobuam, I gave you my frame
But the very next day you dissolved it for endo
This year to save my platinum
I'll give it to a true space ninja

 

Last Tennobuam, I gave you my frame
But the very next day you dissolved it for endo
This year to save my platinum
I'll give it to someone like clem

 

Once infected now left up high
I watch from above
as you walk by
Tell me, ordis
Do  your memory banks recall me
Well, it's been a patch
Your story arch probably changed
I ranked up hoping you’d notice me
sent you a message, "WTB 10 [TENO HEARTS] " I meant it
Now you leave me, for Simaris
But if you berated me
I know id be yours again

 

Last Tennobuam, I gave you my frame
But the very next day you dissolved it for endo
This year to save my platinum
I'll give it to a true space ninja

 

Last Tennobuam, I gave you my frame
But the very next day you dissolved it for endo
This year to save my platinum
I'll give it to someone like clem

 

A crowded hub, an empty chat log

I'm crouching from you, and your simulated mind
Dam my hubris, I thought id be stuck with you
Me? I think I was just holding you down

An operators mask, my last dying gasp
A malformed man child, you tore out my heart
and now that I have clem, my life long friend you wont hurt me again

 

Last Tennobuam, I gave you my frame
But the very next day you dissolved it for endo
This year to save my platinum
I'll give it to a true space ninja

 

Last Tennobuam, I gave you my frame
But the very next day you dissolved it for endo
This year to save my platinum
I'll give it to someone like clem

 

An operators mask, my last dying gasp
A malformed man child, you tore out my heart
Maybe next tennobuam ill give it to someone like clem
I'll give it to someone like clem

 

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The 12 Pains of Christmas By Bob Rivers

The 12 Pains of Warframe

The First thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Finding the Perfect Mod

The Second thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Completing Sortie Missions
And Finding the Perfect Mod

The Third thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Bosses
Completing Sortie Missions
And Finding the Perfect Mod

The Fourth thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Farming Void Relics
Bosses
Completing Sortie Missions
And Finding the Perfect Mod

The Fifth thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Five Days at Maroo's!
Farming Void Relics
Bosses
Completing Sortie Missions
And Finding the Perfect Mod

The Sixth thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Facing the Stalker
Five Days at Maroo's!
I hate Farming Void Relics!
Bosses
Completing the Sortie Missions!
And Finding the Perfect Mod

The Seventh thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
The Dojo Labs
Facing the Stalker
Five Days at Maroo's!
Farming Void Relics
oh, geez!
I'm tryin' to complete these Sorties!
And Finding the Perfect Mod

The Eighth thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
I wanna Blueprint from Lotus
Contribution,
And what'cha mean "The Dread again"!?
Five Days at Maroo's!
Oh, Farming for more Relics
Bro, Help me out, huh?
what, I'm alone out here! ?
and Finding the Perfect Mod

The Ninth thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Finding Player Groups
Lotus, I want some Platinum!
Donations,
Facing the Stalker,
Five Days at Maroo's!
Gathering a lot more Void Relics
Bosses
Now, how the hell are they down!?
And Finding the Perfect Mod

The Tenth thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Polarities Not Includes
No PLayer Groups
Get me somethin'!
Get the resources you bum!
Facing the Stalker
Five Days at Maroo's!
Ha Ha, Farming Void Relics
Oh geez down again!
The good Player Leaves, they all just Leave!
and Finding the Perfect Mod

The Eleventh thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Stale Alert Missions
Polarities Not Includes
No PLayer Groups
Lotus I want another Reactor!
Contribution
He's a Monster, I hate him!
Five Days at Maroo's!
Oh, I don't even know half these Relics!
Who's got the Soma Prime?
Get a Pro I'm alone again!
And Finding the Perfect Mod

The Twelfth thing of warframe That's such a pain to me
Writing this Warframe Carol
Stale Alert Missions,
Polarities Not Includes
No PLayers
Waaaaaaaaaaah!
Contribution
Gotta get the War
Five Days at Maroo's!
I'm not Farming them this week, that's it!
Just Die, you!
Fine! You're so Good, you Complete the Sorties
And Finding the Perfect Mod

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Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer by Johny Marks                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Octavia the Entertaning Warframe                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 You know Volt and Limbo and                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Trinity and Banshee, You know Ash and Nekros and Frost and Chroma But have you heard of the most entertaning Warframe of all Octavia the musicaly gifted warframe Had a very entrancing Mandacord and if you ever heard it even you would say so all the other warframes use to taunt and call her names they never let poor Octavia join in on any of their games then one boring grind session Lotus came to say Octavia with your mandacord so entrancing won't you entertain this game tonight then how all the warframes loved her as they danced with glee Octavia the entertaning warframe you'll go down in codex history                                                                                                                                          

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Gene Autry

Spoiler

You know Rhino and Soma, and Tonkor and Chroma
Bows and Ivara, Ack and Brunt and Nezha.
But do you recall, the most famous loadout of all?

Ember and Ignis wra-aith, had a very heated show,
And if you ever saw them, you would even say they glow!
All of the other players, used to laugh and call them names,
They never let poor Ember, join in any sortie games.

Then one foggy Tennobaum, Lotus came to say,
"Ember with your flame so bright, won't you cleanse infested tonight?"
Then how the players loved them, as they shouted out with glee,
"Ember and ignis wraa-aith, they'll go down in history!"

 

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Hola mundo

bueno este es  mi  Christmas Carol basado en Cascabel, lindo cascabel es  un villancico

  • Spoiler

    kavats ,  kavats 

    lindo kavat 

    con sus poderes de alegria 

    van por el sitema

     

    han  llegado christmas carol 

    los tenno alegre está,

    celebrando tennobaum

    con regalos  y con amor.

     

    kavats ,  kavats 

    lindo kavat 

    con sus poderes de alegria 

    van por el sitema

     

     

    han  llegado christmas carol 

    los tenno alegre está,

    celebrando tennobaum

    en la paz del liset .

     

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Save the Stars

Asleep in danger wanted for his head, the lonely little tenno to be assassinated.

The protector of the stars wanted left dead to decay. But the grineer, dear tenno, won't have their way!

The pods are opening, tenno awakes. "Fight back!" I say, "do whatever it takes!"

The Grineer retreats, Tenno has won. With the help of the others, the Grineers have gone.

Tenno, continue to save the stars, I ask you to stay. I'll watch over you like my child as you keep the grineer away.

Lets go save the stars, Tenno! I know you care. I'll keep you safe and sound, somewhere...

Original song: "Away in a Manger" 

By: Carl Mueller and James R. Murray

Sorry if the punctuation is wrong, english isn't my native language! Goodluck, have fun and Merry.. Clem clem grakata! 

 

Edited by (PS4)Half-Shade
Wanted to fix some things // wrote the wrong author at first!

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Silent Night (but with space ninjas)

Spoiler

Silent night, longest night!

All is calm, all is blight

Round yon Lotus, Mother and Child

Baneful youth now tender and mild

Sleep in heavenly peace

Sleep in heavenly peace

 

Silent night, restless night!

Captain quakes at the sight

Glories stream from heaven afar

Heavenly hosts are screaming

Awake the Saviors once more!

Awake the Saviors once more

 

Silent night, lonesome night!

Youth of Lotus love's pure lie

Radiant beams from Voids ignites

Orokin shackles broken defiled

Behold the Tenno have borne!

Behold the Tenno have borne

I know it's probably corny as hell but I tried to incorporate as many story elements as I could. Also I mean borne as in endure thought it sounded better.

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Original Song: 12 Days Of Christmas by Frederic Austin

My Song: 12 Days Of Warframe

On the first day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: A Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg

On the second day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg

On the third day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

On the fourth day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Four  Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

 On the fifth day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Five Argon Crystals Shinning Four Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

On the sixth day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Six Neural Sensors Five Argon Crystals Shinning Four Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

On the seventh day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Seven Sentinels Sneaking Six Neural Sensors Five Argon Crystals Shinning Four Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

On the eighth day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Eight Evil Stalkers Stalking  Seven Sentinels Sneaking Six Neural Sensors Five Argon Crystals Shinning Four Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

On the ninth day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Nine Nekros Farming Eight Evil Stalkers Stalking Seven Sentinels Sneaking Six Neural Sensors Five Argon Crystals Shinning Four Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

On the tenth day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Ten Rampaging Rhinos Nine Nekros Farming Eight Evil Stalkers Stalking Seven Sentinels Sneaking Six Neural Sensors Five Argon Crystals Shinning Four Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

On the eleventh day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Eleven Corpus Screaming Bloody Murder Ten Rampaging Rhinos Nine Nekros Farming Eight Evil Stalkers Stalking Seven Sentinels Sneaking Six Neural Sensors Five Argon Crystals Shinning Four Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg 

On the twelfth day of Warframe the Lotus sent to me: Twelve Warframes Slaying Every Enemy In Sight Eleven Corpus Screaming Bloody Murder Ten Rampaging Rhinos Nine Nekros Farming Eight Evil Stalkers Stalking Seven Sentinels Sneaking Six Neural Sensors Five Argon Crystals Shinning Four Feral Kavats Three Orokin Cells Two Lato Pistols and a Kubrow in a Kubrow Egg! 

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Jingle Bells

Spoiler

Dashing through the Grineer
In a one-tile open map
O'er the plains we go,
Slashing all the way
Bells on bob tail ring,
making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slaying song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, stalker smells
oh no a juggernaut
Oh, what fun it is to fly
In a one-tile open map
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Here comes the Tyl Regor!
Oh, what fun it is to fly
In a one-tile open map

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Space Mom
Was seated by my side;
The capsule was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into the drifted void,
And then we got upsot.

Oh, jingle bells, stalker smells

Oh no a juggernaut,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Here comes Tyl Regor!
Oh, What fun it is to fly
In a one-tile open map.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Hema is too expensive!
Oh, What fun it is to fly
In a one-tile open map.

Now the ground is gone
Go it while you're young
Take the girls tonight
And sing this slaying song
Just get a bob tailed bay
two-forty as Volt's speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack! you'll take the lead

Jingle Bells, Stalker Smells,

Hema Is Way Too Expensive!
Oh, What fun it is to die
In a one-man lonely squad.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
50,000 Mutagen Samples!
Oh, What fun it is to farm
50,000 Mutagen Samples!

in my country we dont sing christmas songs. actually it doesnt even snow here so pardon me if i get things wrong

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Have yourself a Very Tenno Christmas

Have yourself a very Tenno Christmas
May you protect with all your might.
From now on our enemies will run in fright!

Have yourself a very Tenno Christmas.
All will be okay.
From now on our worries will be at bay!

Now we celebrate.
The Brave Tenno who are dear to us.
Who wield their blades for us once more.

Through the years we all will be together.
If the Tenno defend.
Hang a Cetus Wisp upon a Maprico tree.
Have yourself a Very Tenno Christmas.

Have yourself a Very Tenno Christmas.
Have yourself a Very Tenno Christmas.

Original song title - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Original Artist -Judy Garland. (1944)

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Frozen Fright (silent night) - warframe frost carol  

Silent fright, Frozen night, all is cold, all is bite,

round the corner-frozen death weights, shooting Warframes right in the face

sleep in a frozen death, Sleep in a frozen death

 

Silent fright, Frozen night, all is frost from my sight 

Frozen nightmares deep from the void, Screaming "please" as frost comsumes more.

Frost, the frozen heart king.

Frost, the frozen heart king.

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Based on We Three Kings by John Henry Hopkins, Jr. in 1857, we have...
 
We Warframes
 
We Warframes, of Lotus are
Bringing death, we travel the stars
Earth to Eris,
Queens and Corpus
Orokin's last, we are
 
(Chorus)
Oh, 'frames of Tenno, Gun, and blade!
'frames to Natah's purpose laid
Sentients nearing,
Infest clearing,
Guide us, we are afraid.
 
"Guard the babes on Eidelon's plain
Ne'er to be, abandoned again!"
Quills of Unum,
to our aid come
Power help us attain!
 
(Chorus)
 
"Child of mine, in Zariman's wake
At your feet, our enemies quake"
Ever dreaming,
nightmares teeming,
No, please, we must awake.
 
(Chorus)
 
"Void-borne strength, upon it rely
Hunhow comes, a conflict is nigh,"
Tenno rising,
Galvanizing,
Go, to Mother's Side.
 
Oh, 'frames of Tenno, Gun, and blade!
'frames to Natah's purpose laid
Sentients nearing,
Infest clearing,
With you, we're not afraid.

 

--

I'm really proud of how this turned out. If it weren't for my terrible singing voice, I'd go as far as doing a full guitar-and-vocals cover of it.

Edited by Salasay
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O Holy Night by Mariah Carey

O Holy Crap (A Grineers Lament)

O holy crap Harrow's come to kill us
It is the night of the Tenno's revenge
Long have we lain waste to the planet called earth
Till he appeared and unleashed all his wrath

The burn of flames while bullets whiz by our heads
For over there stands Hydroid and Titania
Fall on your knees
And pray that they don't find you
O Sprag save us
O great Sprag please come save us
Or Captain Vor O please
O please save us

A thrilling fight occurred between our forces
And yonder lies all our defeated Footman
They fell to the gound
Cut down by Mag and Loki
We cried and died
Upon there blades and daggers too
This night we died on this night
We lost the fight

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Silent Spy (Silent night. Composer/s: Franz Xaver Grubier, Joseph Mohr.)

Silent Spy
Stealthy Spy
All is Calm
All is Bright
Round yon Tenno
Lotus and child
Honoured dreamer so tender and mild
Sleep in Reservoir peace
Sleep in Reservoir peace

Silent Spy
Stealthy Spy
Child of Void
Chaos' pure light
Orokin feared, reviled, Misplaced
Saved by the dawn of Margulis' Grace
Tenno, child, at thy birth
Tenno, child, at thy birth

Loud Spy
Failed Spy
Crewmen Shake at the sight
Bullets stream from rifles afar
Clem spectres sing GRAKATA
Dreamers rise from their slumber
Dreamers rise from their slumber

Silent Spy
Stealthy Spy
All is Calm
All is Bright
Round yon Tenno
Lotus and child
Honoured dreamer so tender and mild
Sleep in Reservoir peace
Sleep in Reservoir peace

Silent Spy
Stealthy spy
Sleep in Reservoir peace

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Your'e A Mean one Mr. Limbo(Original Song Your'e A Mean one Mr. Grinch)[with help from Qwirkz]

 

 

You're a mean one, Mr. Limbo

You really are vile

And Building you isn’t really worth the while

Mr. Limbo

You're a fancy dressed man With no Appeal

You're a mobster, Mr. Limbo

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of wires

You've got rift in your soul, Mr Limbo

I wouldn't touch you through your rift hole

You're a lean one, Mr. Limbo

You don’t even have a smile

You have all the tender sweetness of an Ambulis, now that’s vile

Mr Limbo

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the Ambulis

You're a cold one, Mr. Limbo

You're a nasty wasty punk

Your arsenal’s full of junk

And Your rift makes us left in a funk

Mr Limbo

The three best words that best describe you

Are as follows, and I quote"

Four

Two

Shift

You're a scoundrel Mr Limbo

You're the king of missed shots

Your rift is a dead void splotched with old grinner and corpus spots

Mr Limbo

Your rift is an appalling death heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deployable specters imaginable

Mangled up in your rift surge knots

You make me trip, Mr Limbo

With a tripy af cataclysm

You're a crooked tenno frame and

You roll like a broken horse

Mr Limbo

You're a defence sortie 3

And a tenno crap sandwich

With primed sauce

 

P.S. Made By Limbo Players, For Limbo Players

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Here's a stab at it

 

CHRISTMAS IN OUR HEARTS  BY JOSE MARI CHAN

[TENNO IN OUR FRAMES]


Whenever I see baro ki teer
selling primed mods and some gear
I remember myself, farming ember in Tethys

Wherever there are Tenno
giving primes exchanging plats
I believe that Tenno is truly in our Frames

Let's light our signal flares, for a lot more XP
Where players are at ease
'Coz everyone is maxed

[Chorus]
Let's sing "Give us bounties, throw some set mods on our way"
This season may we never forget that Konzu is in Cetus
Let him be the one to guide us as another bounty starts
And may the spirit of Tenno, be always in our Frames

In Cetus relay it turns to dusk
The community unites, celebrating the spawn of the monster Terralyst
Let's fly on our arch-wings and rush until dawn
Then go back to the relay, when the cores have been won
So come let us rejoice
Come and trade our cores for quills points and after grinding points
We now have bought more amps

[Chorus]
Let's sing "Give us bounties, throw some set mods on our way"
This season may we never forget that Konzu is in Cetus
Let him be the one to guide us as another bounty starts
And may the spirit of Tenno, be always in our Frames

[Chorus]
Let's sing "Give us bounties, throw some set mods on our way"
This season may we never forget that Konzu is in Cetus
Let him be the one to guide us as another bounty starts
And may the spirit of Tenno, be always in our Frames

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Based on Silent Night by Franz Xaver Gruber to lyrics by Joseph Mohr

Violent Night

Violent night, “holey” night!

All is dead, all is alight.

Round yon Trickster, Mirage and Hek.

Holey grineer so rended and melted,

Weep in heathenly pieces,

Weep in heathenly pieces

 

Violent night, “holey” night!

Bombards quiver with fright.

Gory steam from hellions afar

Heathenly forces cry Clem,

Hall of Mirrors is death!

Hall of Mirrors is death

 

Violent night, “holey” night!

Sleight of Hand throws pure light.

Prism beams through Thy holey faces

With Dawn comes laughing faces.

Mirage Prime, at Thy release

Mirage Prime, at Thy release

Had to get Clem in there somewhere. Lol

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I call this Lotus Baby; coz we all want the Lotus to slip us a little something this Christmas to make it extra special XD

 

Lotus baby, just slip a tater under the tree for me; 
Been an awful good Frame, Lotus baby 
and hurry down the dojo tonight

Lotus baby, an extra special prime access too, thank you
I'll wait up for you dear, Lotus baby
and hurry down the Dojo tonight

Think of all the alerts I've missed
Think of all the Frames I haven't kissed 
Next year I could be just as good...
if you'd check off my Christmas list

Lotus baby, I want a Mantis and really that's not a lot
Been farming all year; Lotus baby,
so hurry down the Dojo tonight

Lotus honey, there's one thing I really need,
the keys - To a platinum deal, Lotus baby
so hurry down the Dojo tonight

Lotus cutie, and fill my stocking  with the Aklex, all primes
Sign your 'N' on the line, Lotus cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and fill my slots for free
With some decorations given without a fee;
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Lotus baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I don't mean a Solar Rail, Lotus baby,
so hurry down the Dojo tonight

Hurry down the Dojo tonight
Hurry tonight

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Jingle Bells - Originally written by - James Lord Pierpont in1857

Lyrical remix by some anonymous kid from california in 1966 and performed by -  Bart Simpson 1989

 

sliding through the snow
In a warframe that can slay
O'er Quests we go
survival all the way - kekeke
Destroying Saturns ring
while Nekro spirits fight
What fun it is to snipe and swing
A slaying song tonight

Ohhhh

Jingle Bells, Atlas smells
Vauban laid an trap.
Octavia dropped a disco ball
and Viper sped away (Hey!)

Jingle Bells Saryn smells
Banshee screams alot
Nyx confuses everyone
and Ivara got away

IIII-Vaaaaraaaa got awaaayyyy!!

 

 

 

 

Edited by mafufo
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The Twelve Days of Tennobaum with a little help from AbysmalLegion and Mr_Robotic1 on PSN

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On the twelfth day of Tennobaum my Lotus gave to me

Twelve days of farming,

Eleven market coupons,

Ten brand new Warframes,

Nine hundred plat,

Eight thousand Endo,

Seven Riven mods.

Six Kubrow Eggs,

EXCALIBUR PRIME!!!

Four Warframe slots,

Three Cetus wisps,

Two Reactors,

and a Catalyst in a pear tree.

 

Edited by (PS4)ErvinC93

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"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" Artist: Gene Autry


Nidus, the parasitic warframe
had a very weird body
and if you ever saw it 
you would even say its gross
all of the other warframes
used to point and stay away
they never let poor Nidus
join in any of their missions
then when enemies were to strong Lotus came to say: 
"Nidus with your frame so gross
won't you slay all of my foes?" 
Oh how the others loved him 
and they all roared with glee (yippee) 
"Nidus, the parasitic warframe
youll go down in history."

Nidus, the parasitic warframe
had a very weird body
and if you ever saw it 
you would even say its gross
all of the other warframe
used to point and stay away 
they never let poor Nidus
join in any of their missions
then when enemies were to strong Lotus came to say:  "Nidus with your frame so gross won't you slay all of my foes?" 
Of how the other frames loved him 
and they all roared with glee (yippee) 
"Nidus, the parasitic warframe 
you'll go down in history"


 

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Queens Bring You The News! ( Original: We Bring You The News.)

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Queens Bring You The News!

We bring you the news, listen
All over the Grineer Epmire, pay attention
Hear it attentively and unfailingly,
Hear it attentively and unfailingly,
Consider it!

The Great Sentient Queen awakened Tenno
In the new war she put Demon of the void.
She protected and guided him
She protected and guided him
While hiding the truth.

Grineers from Queens came to him,
And Commanders gathered.
They fighted him, beat him,
They fighted him, beat him,
Killed Infested puppet.

Grineers celebrate in the clouds,
Declaring the dead of Tenno,
"He was killed for The Queens,"
They announced!
While Queens laughted in their thrones!

I'm sorry for mistakes in spelling,my English isn't very good.

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Well sucks can be only one entry but thought I'd do a simple one

Rhino the red nosed warframe/ rudolf the red nosed reindeer, no idea who wrote it frist.

 

You know volt and ember, and excaliber and saryn.
You know chroma and frost, and valkry that little vixen.
But do you know the most famous warframe of all?

Rhino the red nosed warframe, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you'd probly say it's infected, all of the other warframes used to laugh and call him mean names, they never let poor rhino play on any tenno games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
The lotus came to say,
Rhino with your nose so bright won't you help me slay tonight.
Then how the warframes respected him,
As they shouted out for help,
Rhino the red nosed warframe you'll go down in history.

Rhino the red nosed warframe, had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you'd probly say it's infected, all of the other warframes used to laugh and call him mean names, they never let poor rhino play on any tenno games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
The lotus came to say,
Rhino with your nose so bright won't you help me slay tonight.
 

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