(XBOX)ShoulderCliff66 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 The Little Drummer Boy, by Katherine Davis The Little Tenno Boy, by me Come they told me Rap tap tap tap Rell is missing Rap tap tap tap Red Veil agents fight Rap tap tap tap Come in the dead of night Rap tap tap tap Rap tap tap tap Rap tap tap tap Palladino seems spooked Rap tap tap tap With her kavat named Rook Little Rell Rap tap tap tap Man in the wall Rap tap tap tap He suffers while you dream Rap tap tap tap Siphon traps should nab this thing Rap tap tap tap Rap tap tap tap Rap tap tap tap Blinded she cast him out Rap tap tap tap You cast him out Warframe chained above me Rap tap tap tap Destroy the chains Rap tap tap tap in sets of three Rap tap tap tap Red Veil comes again Rap tap tap tap Rap tap tap tap Rap tap tap tap The Tenno wins Rap tap tap tap Rell was free again Hey Kiddo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamarock Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Jingle bells by James Lord Pierpont Spoiler Chose Excalibur After signing up today Through the quests I go Learning as I play Grabbing parts and mods For all the things I'll make I just learned I can parkour Though I'm not really that great Farming here, farming there Haven't gone to bed Just pissed off the Grustrag three I guess Zanuka's next Jumping here, sliding there Bombards just ahead I ran into Stalker And, oh look, he dropped the Dread. So I could finish Mars I had to beat Lech Kril I fought him seven times Before I got the kill I was glad I was done That fight was such a chore But I learned that he shows up Once again with Captain Vor Farming here, farming there Haven't gone to bed Just pissed off the Grustrag three I guess Zanuka's next Jumping here, sliding there Bombards just ahead I ran into Stalker And, oh look, he dropped the Dread. After two weeks or so A friend found out I played The first thing that he asked Was “how far have you made?” I talked about Vor's Prize and some about Archwing I then said “finished Natah and up next is Second Dream” Oh, Farming here, farming there Haven't gone to bed Just pissed off the Grustrag three I guess Zanuka's next Jumping here, sliding there Bombards just ahead I ran into Stalker And, oh look, he dropped the Dread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skellytongs Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 I tried my best so I hope you like it (I should mention I took a few creative liberties) It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas: Written by Meredith Willson, Sung by Perry Como It's Beginning to Look Like Tennobaum by MrFunneh It's beginning to look a lot like Tennobaum Ev'ry node you go; Take a look in the Dar-vo-Deal, selling lots once again With Grakatas and Viper skins aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like Tennobaum, Guns in ev'ry store, But the prettiest sight to see, is the weapons that will be In your arsenal. A pair of Twin Grakatas and a Boltor that shoots Is the wish of Darvo and Clem; Pets that will stalk and will go for a walk Is the hope of Suda and Sim; And the Lotus can hardly wait for War to start again. It's beginning to look a lot like Tennobaum Ev'ry node you go; There's a nest in the Earths Forest, one in the Voids large crest, The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the foe. It's beginning to look a lot like Tennobaum; Soon Twitch Streams will start, And the thing that will make them fun is the carol that you've sung Right within your chart. A pair of Twin Grakatas and a Boltor that shoots Is the wish of Darvo and Clem; Pets that will stalk and will go for a walk Is the hope of Suda and Sim; And the Lotus can hardly wait for War to start again. It's beginning to look a lot like Tennobaum; Soon Twitch Streams will start, And the thing that will make them fun is the carol that you've sung Right within your chart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikalence Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 LoL interesting this is Madarin version(it said the lyrics can be written in another language) And I would make English version in 3 days original:Merry cold Christmas original singer:Joyce Chu Spoiler Tenno今天都聚在大廳裡 等待著Baro帶來的新商品 盼望著可以賺多少白金 結果這次又賣爛東西 Vauban生氣 開啟力場牢獄 Ivara月神弓箭指著眉心 Saryn說我現在正好缺奴隸 以後你就是我的工具 oh oh oh~大家不要激動 先聽我慢慢說 商品都被搶走 就在Vay Hek手中 Baro眼角擒淚 蓮花決定指揮 Tenno出動前往地球 準備奪回所有 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeraphon Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Carol of the Bells - Pentatonix edition as Carol of the Disgusting Flesh-things - as sung by Worm Q. Spoiler Hark here they come, Those Tenno Scum, Hit and away, Run Run away, Tenno are near, Minions come here! Clones young and old, Do as you're told! Snik Snicker Snack, Now they attack, A Silver ring, Ruining EVERYTHING! One seems to hear, Grineer full of fear, From everywhere, Filling the air. Oh now they pound, Fighting with Sound, Songs we soon hear, Drawing too near. From Void they spring, Breaking my things, Rage from your Queen, Turning me mean. Reygor nearby being useless, Vayhek, this does not amuse us. On On Lotus sends, More Dreamers in, A tale of woe, Soon to be told. Boom Boom Boom BOOM! Boom Boom Boom BOOM! Hark here they come, Those Tenno Scum, Hit and away, Run Run away, Tennobaum is here, Spreading no cheer, They'll soon grow cold, Vor's word has told. Oh now they pound, Fighting with Sound, Songs we can't hear, Drawing too near. Reygor, nearby being useless, Vay hek, this does not amuse us. Reygor, nearby being useless, Vay hek, this does not amuse us. On On Lotus sends, More Dreamers in, A tale of woe, Soon to be told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaGodling Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Original Title: Hark the Herald Angels Sing By Charles Wesley New Title: Hark The Goddess Lotus Sings (SeaGodling) Hark The Goddess Lotus Sings Tenno please return to me; Grineer are here, and you must run, Use your warframe and escape!” Joyful, ordis preps your ship, As you return to the skies; Vor in anger doth proclaim, “Tenno I claimed you you are mine!” Refrain: Hark The goddess lotus sings, “Tenno please return to me” Ascuris apon your side; Vor is inside your head; Late you were in waking up, The Lotus worries about you. Learn the ways tenno you must; Ordis and Lotus guiding you, Save yourself and us as well, Tenno our emmanuel. Batt'ling grineer and infested! Connect the nodes and solar sails! Shop Darvo, see what he brings, Save the stations in archwings. Gain some standing and credits, Seek the prime and modded gets; The end game is Fashion Frame, It is like a second quest. Come, new Tenno, come, Taxi to things that you need; Rise, your mastery levels, Until you can pass her tests. Now display Thy saving pow’r, Your ship you must restore; With a clan you shall join And use the dojo to craft. On the plains of Eidolon, Fish and mine for Standing: Or use lures to summon beasts, The open world is ours to claim. Orokin tech, though lost, regain, In this world of warframe: Oh, to all Lotus impart, "The quest is yours Tenno depart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)IR0N QU33N Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) "The 12 Days of Christmas" by Frederic Austin "The 12 Days of Tennobaum" by: Ir0n Qu33n and Reigning Profit On the first day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me a Sound Quake Banshee On the second day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me Clem's Twin Grakatas and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Third day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas, and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Fourth day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Fifth day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 5 Ayatan Sculptures, 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Sixth Day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 6 Kubrows Mauling, 5 Ayatan Sculptures, 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Seventh Day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 7 Ancient Healers, 6 Kubrows Mauling, 5 Ayatan Sculptures, 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas, and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Eighth Day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 8 Syndicate Medallions, 7 Ancient Healers, 6 Kubrows Mauling, 5 Ayatan Sculptures, 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas, and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Ninth Day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 9 Moas Dancing, 8 Syndicate Medallions, 7 Ancient Healers, 6 Kubrows Mauling, 5 Ayatan Sculptures, 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas, and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Tenth Day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 10 Grinneer Gunners, 9 Moas Dancing, 8 Syndicate Medallions, 7 Ancient Healers, 6 Kubrows Mauling, 5 Ayatan Sculptures, 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas, and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Eleventh Day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 11 hiding Crewman, 10 Grinneer Gunners, 9 Moas Dancing, 8 Syndicate Medallions, 7 Ancient Healers, 6 Kubrows Mauling, 5 Ayatan Sculptures, 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas, and a Sound Quake Banshee. On the Twelfth Day of Tennobaum [DE] sent to me 12 Sentients Chasing Me!, 11 hiding Crewman, 10 Grinner Gunners, 9 Moas Dancing, 8 Syndicate Medallions, 7 Ancient Healers, 6 Kubrows Mauling, 5 Ayatan Sculptures, 4-Hundred Endo, 3 Invasion Missions, Clem's Twin Grakatas, and a Sound Quake Banshee! Edited December 13, 2017 by (XB1)IR0N QU33N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackmitzwiebeln Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Original: Wonderful Dream by Melanie Thornton Wonderful Loot by hackmitzwiebeln Spoiler When the Loot is ever changing Light a Grineer in the dark There's a source of desperation in the air Let the Corpus come and shoot them in the heart A wonderful dream of Loot and Grind for everyone Of living our lives in joy without to pay A wonderful dream of Gore and Clem for everyone To celebrate a life that's free-to-play Now the Tenno eyes are shining Like they never shown before Let their Lenz and Akstiletto light our way Living life in harmony forever more A wonderful dream of Loot and Grind for everyone Of living our lives in joy without to pay A wonderful dream of Gore and Clem for everyone To celebrate a life that's free-to-play Mirage Prime is coming Mirage Prime is coming Celebrate a life where dreams come true Loot is the reason it's always the reall thing Watch out look around A wonderful dream of Loot and Grind for everyone Of living our lives in joy without to pay A wonderful dream of Gore and Clem for everyone To celebrate a life that's free-to-play La la la La la la Celebrate a life where dreams come true Loot's the reason it's always the reall thing Edited December 13, 2017 by hackmitzwiebeln Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lugwy Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Tennobaum Warframe Song Original: Jingle Bells - James Lord Pierpont Spoiler Slashing through our foes With a Prime Galatine's blade Halls we parkour through And locker rooms we raid Arca Tritons swing Making bodies fly For Tennobaum we gift and sing A Warframe song tonight Oh, Ember burns, Nyx Prime turns Infested in the fray Rhino stomps and they go WHOMP More nanospores today Oh, Foundry's done, Ordis puns Please shut up, go away Darvo's Deals are such a steal With platinum we pay Deep in Sortie Spy The vault is in this room I head towards the console there And hear a "Tenno SKOOM!" "Data Destruction Imminent" The odds don't look too fair One Liset charge and hacking's done With two seconds to spare Oh call your peers, Stalker's here He wants to come and play We bash and slash and smash and trash A Dread blueprint today We've got to run, mission's done Please let us get away Extraction room towards we zoom "No Anasas," I pray We four brave Tenno stand Before Alad V's drone But Valkyr kicks us out the door And takes it on alone Before us stands the salad man And he won't let us go So our Mesa puts him in her sights And fires her Pandero! Oh we're being kind but it's a grind "And that's Warframe!" we say "Spend time untold on fashion bold To look our best we play!" Oh Tennobaum, thanks Space Mom, We love you anyway The gifts we bid to please the kids So they can smile today! Edited December 14, 2017 by Lugwy flow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIAS36 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Twelve days of Primemas On the first day of Primemas Baro sent to me: A Grakata in a Clem Tree On the second day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the third day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the fourth day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the fifth day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 5 Prova vandals 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the sixth day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 6 Days of grinding 5 Prova vandals 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the seventh day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 7 Sentinels singing 6 Days of grinding 5 Prova vandals 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the eighth day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 8 Prodmen proding 7 Sentinels singing 6 Days of grinding 5 Prova vandals 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the ninth day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 9 Empty conclaves 8 Prodmen proding 7 Sentinels singing 6 Days of grinding 5 Prova vandals 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the tenth day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 10 Common relics 9 Empty conclaves 8 Prodmen proding 7 Sentinels singing 6 Days of grinding 5 Prova vandals 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the eleventh day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 11 Angry kubrows 10 Common relics 9 Empty conclaves 8 Prodmen proding 7 Sentinels singing 6 Days of grinding 5 Prova vandals 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree On the twelfth day of Primemas Baro sent to me: 12 Baro noggles 11 Angry kubrows 10 Common relics 9 Empty conclaves 8 Prodmen proding 7 Sentinels singing 6 Days of grinding 5 Prova vandals 4 Armor sets 3 Stalker beacons 2 Years of missing Umbra and a Grakata in a Clem Tree Original:Twelve days of Christmas Edited December 14, 2017 by DIAS36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahijuna Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Spanglish Christmas Carola amigo! (Based on the carol "Arre Borriquito" by Denisse de Kalafe) Ya la snow está cayendo En los Plains of Eidolón, Santa Claus es dropping Endo In the puerta of every home. Christmas eve está llegando, La party está preparada Los Grineer are arribando, Fetch me the lanza granadas Fly Orbitador, vuela Liset Vuela Vuela más deprisa cause The Void espera. Vuela Orbitador let's go to Iron Wake Que el Harrow espera pa' comer pancake. Todos juntos share the fish Surrondeando la fogata With Konzu y los ostronitas Clem grakata Clem grakata The arbolito decorado! Stolen por la teralista! As a weapon lo ha tomado! What a sentient terrorista! Fly Orbitador, vuela Liset Vuela Vuela más deprisa cause The Void espera. Vuela Orbitador let's go to Iron Wake Que el Harrow espera pa' comer pancake. Los corpus están muy glowing With their shields all recargados Villancicos they are singing Damit qué desafinados! I just won mucha platita Apostando against Nef Anyo Me voy a shoppear presentes, Tengan todos muy buen año! Fly Orbitador, vuela Liset Vuela Vuela más deprisa cause The Void espera. Vuela Orbitador let's go to Iron Wake Que el Harrow espera pa' comer pancake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbanero Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Nice one!! ;) my contribution: Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - Frank Sinatra Have yourself a merry little login Let your build be smart From now on, the grineer will not be out of range Have yourself a merry little mission Complete the second dream From now on, our sleep will be miles away Here were are as in alpha days Happy painful days of yore Faithful tenno who are dear to us Gather near to us once more Through the years we all will be together If the devs allow Hang a shining skin upon the highest bough And have yourself a merry little warframe now Edited December 13, 2017 by Barbanero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)violent_chocobo Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Relic Grind ( Jingle Bells by James S Pierpoint, 1 verse) I've seen this this map 10 times I think I'm losing my mind I just want this Prime And this relic's hard to find! I haven't slept in days Maybe I'll get it this time To Lotus that I pray SILVER FORMA SHOULD BE A CRIME! OH relic grind, relic grind here we go again! I just got another Bronze even though its Radiant! Oh relic grind, relic grind here we go again! I just got another Bronze even though its Radiant! Edited December 13, 2017 by (PS4)violent_chocobo misspellings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)LiamL00per Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer - Gene Autry "Excal the Big-Horned Warframe" You know Loki, and Mesa, and Saryn, and Atlas, Banshee, and Chroma, and Gara, and Nidus, But do you recall... The most famous Warframe of all?... Excal the big-horned warframe, Had a very obtuse horn, And if you ever saw it, You'd question why it had to be worn, All of the other Warframes, Never let him join in raids, Claimed he was just for newbies, Who had barely progressed through the game, Then one foggy eve in space, Spacemom came to say... "Excal with your horn so high, Won't you be the founders' Prime" Then all the warframe loved him, Let him join the squad no tease, "Excal the big-horned Warframe, The face of Digital Extremes" :^) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobi_exe Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) A parody song of JINGLE BELLS by Diana Krall ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ <The unfair RNGesus> Breeding Smeeta here Breeding Adarza there RNGesus says Don't get your hopes up, And so I start to breed The first kavat I bred Came to be Adarza Of course that's how it is. [chorus] R-N-G, R-N-G You are so unfair I asked for a Smeeta And you gift me an Adarza R-N-G, R-N-G You are so unfair That is why you aren't so great and no one likes you now. Once again I breed Once again I pray Though RNGesus says It's going to be the same But I try again Hoping I'll get one However RNGesus gave me another Adarza. [chorus] R-N-G, R-N-G You are so unfair I asked for a Smeeta And you gift me an Adarza R-N-G, R-N-G You are so unfair That is why you aren't so great and no one likes you now. R-N-G, R-N-G I'm praying once more I don't have enough platinum to buy a smeeta imprint. R-N-G, R-N-G Mercy, do you have? You never gave me prime weapons so why not one smeeta? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I was mad with RNG that he gave me more Adarzas than Smeetas. Edited December 13, 2017 by AyaHoneycomb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)redbeltdave Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Original: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas by Meredith Willson Spoiler It's beginning to look a lot like ChristmasEverywhere you goTake a look in the Earth's relay glistening once againWith deluxe skins and tennogens aglow It's beginning to look a lot like ChristmasMods in Baro's storeBut the prettiest sight to see, is the noggle that will beOn your own front door A pair of iron-stomp boots and a grakata primeIs the wish of Rhino and ClemRework that works and will buff for a changeIs the hope of Zephyr and MagAnd The Stalker can hardly wait to drop Dread blueprints again It's beginning to look a lot like ChristmasEverywhere you goThere's a tree in the Grand Dojo, one in the plains as wellThe sturdy kind that doesn't mind Frost' snow It's beginning to look a lot like ChristmasSoon the alarms will startAnd the thing that will make them ring, is the laser that you tripRight in front your face It's beginning to look a lot like ChristmasSoon the alarms will startAnd the thing that will make them ring, is the laser that you tripRight in front your faceIt's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avg015 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Deck the halls – popular song Clem has come – Avg015 Clem has come to help the tenno, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! Clem has come to help the tenno, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! Lock and load your guns dear tenno, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! While we use solstice apparel, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! Troll the ancient infested carol, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! See the blazing grinner before us, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! Strike them sharp and slay the corpus, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! Follow me in merry measure, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! While I tell of orokin treasure, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! Fast away the old year passes, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! I mean, clem clem clem clem clem grakatas!, Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! clem clem clem clem clem, grakatas! Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! clem clem clem clem clem, grakatas! Gra ka ka ka ka ka ka tas! (sorry if I made a few mistakes, I'm Brazilian btw, thx for reading, I love you guys) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ushanda Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Song by The Jackson 5 Spoiler Wow, Mommy’s kissing Santa Claus I saw Lotus kissing Santa Claus Underneath the nistlepod last night She didn't see me stalk Down Conclave to have a spy She thought that I was tucked up In my spaceship, second dream Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his chin so brassy white Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Teshin had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night He saw mommy kissing, kissin', kissin' Santa Claus I did, I really did see mommy kissing Santa Claus And I'm gonna tell Tenshin Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his chin so brassy white Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Teshin had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Teshin had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night I did, I did, I really did see mommy kissing Santa Claus You gotta believe me, you just gotta believe me Come on, Tennos, believe me, you just gotta believe me Edited December 13, 2017 by ushanda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)bionicwoodstock Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Loki the Low Key Warframe (based on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer originally written by Johnny Marks) You have Rhino, and Nekros, and Ember, and Mag You even got their primes before they all got bagged But did you receive A warframe so low key it's OP? Clem: buh buhm buhm buhm Loki the Low Key Warframe Good luck ever trying to see Loki when he's in stealth mode I built for duration, ye All of the other Tenno Like to say his damage is low But with my slash damage glaive I took out Vay Hek in about four blows Then one foggy Tennbaum Space Mom called to dram, "Loki with your swag unseen Can't you save some prisoners for me?" And then how the Tenno loved him As he hacked the doors and ran away I took the prisoners to extraction And that's how Loki saved the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldblooded51 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Away on a Dream (original song Away in a Manger by Martin Luther) Away on an ice,the dream was your fate the little shadow stalker lays down his hate the lotus in the sky looked down to moon our little dreamer was still in it's room his bed lowering,the dreamer awakes but it's only revenge,our Hunhow awaits i love thee lotus,look down from the sky you kept me safe till morning was nigh Be near me Lotus,I ask thee to stay and help me on every mission I play bless all dreamers in thy tender care And by thy wisdom keep this world fair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reth_Samael Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Original:Silent Night by Kelly Clarkson Stalker's Night Silent night holy night All is calm all is bright Stalker comes from the night All the Tenno shiver in fright Sleep in hell you will pay Sleep in hell you will pay Stalker's night deadly night Son of ours pure yet not Radiation is good for crowds He will not die whatever you'll try Stalker will make you hurt Stalker will make you hurt Stalker's night deadly night night Build for crit you might survive Status will do just try to survive Stalker is here you might die a lot Christ! He has a big sword! Christ! He has a big sword! I hope you enjoyed and it's not that bad :D Shall the good spirits be with you Tenno -Samael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson5K Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells” Sliding through the map Finding scans for Simaris I try to leave ASAP ‘Cause something seems amiss The screen is turning black I’m sensing an attack He hits me with an instant kill And I’m lying on my back Oh! Devs please nerf, Devs, please nerf, Stalker is OP You should know, That I’m not pro For Clem’s sake guys, help me🙏 Oh! Devs please nerf, Devs, please nerf, Stalker is OP I can’t solo This masked fellow This guy is too edgy Edited December 13, 2017 by Wilson5K Posted the wrong thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RektFrame Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) Grandma got run over by a Reindeer Elmo and Patsy 1979 Grinneer got run over by a Rhino Grinneer got run over by a Rhino Flying home from a Europa incursion You can't say there is no such thing as a Tenno! As for the queens and Regor, they believe He'd been intoxicated with too much detonite We begged him not to leave the post But he forgot his stabilizer And he crashed a few times into the snow When we found him that Europa morning At the scene of the crash He had foot prints on his chest plates And discriminating Tenno glyphs on the ground Grinneer got run over by a Rhino Flying home from a Europa incursion You can't say there is no such thing as a Tenno! As for the queens and Regor, they believe Now they're all so proud of Regor He's been hating this so well Seeing him in there watching the tubes Injecting stabilizers and cloning with cloned brothers It's not an invasion without Grineers All the clones dress up in armor They just can't help but decide Should we open a batch of clone Or quit the incursion (quit the incursion) Grinneer got run over by a Rhino Flying home from a Europa incursion You can't say there is no such thing as a Tenno! As for the queens and Regor, they believe Now the condroc is on the table And the rations made of kubrows And the blue and grey uniforms That would have raised the moral in the Grinneer ranks Regor warned all his clones and lackeys Orokins should never give a Warframe To an operator who shoots lasers And plays with guns Grinneer got run over by a Rhino Flying home from a Europa incursion You can't say there is no such thing as a Tenno! As for the queens and Regor, they believe Say it Regor "My Grinneer got run over by a Rhino Flying home from a Europa incursion You can't say there is no such thing as a Tenno! As for the queens and I, we believe Merry deathwish Tenno, or should I say, die bloody worm!" Edited December 13, 2017 by RektFrame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)choccymelkM Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) -SHAMELESSLY CALLING ATTENTION UPON MY SELF IN HOPES THIS GAINS MORE UPVOTES- Worked pretty hard on this, i'd really appreciate an upvote even though i'm relatively sure that mine wont even get read. perhaps listening to it a couple times with music and singing along will make it sound better too. but anyway, heres my warframe styled take on a christmas carol telling the story of slaughtering not so innocent VIPs and the consequences that might have ;) Its beginning to feel a lot like farming ( its beginning to look a lot like christmas, Meredith Wilson ) Spoiler Its beginning to feel a lot like farming Every assassination you run, system drops of five and ten a chassis blueprint once again when chances of neuroptics are low its beginning to feel a lot like farming mods in every drop but your favourite sight to see is the mission that will be when you kill alad v a pair of swarming pack dogs and a raptor that shoots is the drop of loki and nova when regor can’t talk and will no longer will walk is the hope of equinox and vor and kril can hardly wait to crush a warframe skull Its beginning to feel a lot like farming every V.I.P you kill a message will show in the mail from a dark shadow who wails the creepy kind that doesn’t sit well its beginning to feel a lot like farming when the stalker shows no mercy. and the thing that’ll make you weep is the sword that will sting right within your heart. its beginning to feel a lot like farming soon you’ll hit the top. and the thing that’ll make you ding is the carol that you’ll sing right when you kill the stalker. its beginning to feel a lot like farming farming (x4) Edited December 13, 2017 by (XB1)choccymelkM weeny typo and aesthetic purposes ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_fire6 Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 based on the song jingle bell Platinum Platinum, platinum Enough all the way Oh, what hard it’s to buy buy when there is discount Platinum, platinum can change with prime things Oh, what hard it’s to earn Earn with some cheap things Platinum for what It is for us to buy things buy some warframe slots pay them all the way can earn with prime thing or can use them to change What fun it is to earn and pay A funny song tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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