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Do you hear what Ordis hears (Do you hear that I hear)

 

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Said the Lotus to the little Ostron,
do you see what Ordis sees
Way up in the sky, little Ostron,
do you see what Ordis sees
A star, a star, dancing in the night
With a sword as big as a frame
With a sword as big as a frame

Said the little Ostron to Vay Hek,
do you hear what Ordis hears
Ringing through the sky, Vay Hek,
do you hear what Ordis hears
A song, a song, high above the plains
With a voice as big as the quake
With a voice as big as the quake

Said the shepherd boy to the mighty Stalker,
do you know what Ordis knows
In your Liset warm, mighty Stalker,
do you know what Ordis knows
A Tenno, a Tenno shivers in the Frost
Let us bring Him credits and platinum
Let us bring Him credits and platinum
Said the Stalker to the Tenno everywhere,
listen to what Ordis says
Pray for peace, Tenno everywhere!
Listen to what Ordis says
The Tenno, the Tenno, sleeping in the night
He will bring us argon and potatoes
He will bring us argon and potatoes

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Grineer bombs By whiteninja679(jingle bells by James Pierpont)

 

 

Dashing thru the plains

In a free archwing

O’er the plains we go

Blasting all the way

 

Nezha’s on his ring

Making warframes bright

What fun it is to fly and sing

A warframe song tonight

 

Grinner bombs

Grinner bombs

Dropping from the sky

Oh what fun it is to fly

In a free archwing tonight

 

Grineer bombs, grineer bombs

Bombing all the way

Oh what fun it is to fly

In a free archwing tonight

 

A night or two ago

I thought I’d take a flight

And soon Mr. Eidolon Teralyst

Was passing by my side

My warframe unmodded and unranked

Misfortune struck me fast

The archwing crashed

Then we got rekted

 

Grinner bombs

Grinner bombs

Dropping from the sky

Oh what fun it is to fly

In a free archwing tonight

 

Grineer bombs, grineer bombs

Bombing all the way

Oh what fun it is to fly

In a free archwing tonight

Now the sky is dark

Fight it while your strong

Take your friends tonight

And sing this warframe song

Just get your mote amp

Farm it ‘till its maxed

Get your skill tree ranked

And boom he’ll be gone


 

Grinner bombs

Grinner bombs

Dropping from the sky

Oh what fun it is to fly

In a free archwing tonight

 

Grineer bombs ,grineer bombs

Bombing all the way

Oh what fun it is to fly

In a free archwing tonight

 

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Jingle Bell rock by Glee Cast

 

Mirage Prime Rock by Crusher3148

 

Mir-age prime, Mir-age prime

Mir-age prime rock

shes being released- and she looks well designed

Primed up and shined up

I need her right now

then the the farmin' countdown

 

I farm all day, I grind all day

but she doesn't drop

Not a relic or even a part

(I say) Come on D-E, I'm farmin' here

Is this all a scam?

Bit by bit, I loose my mind

I need that new frame

But the accessories are cool

should I, but should I, Should I give in

And let DE win

(By buying prime access)

 

As I take

The card out

of my new wallet

I spot something rad,

It is, a contest, by DE, wow!  I guess I wont have to pay!

 

so I wrote this song

for the contest

And I pray to DE

please don't, yes don't make- me spend all that cash!

And gimme that sweet access!

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Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree/Rockin' Around the Lotus' Tree
Artist: Lee "Scratch" Perry
 
Rockin' around the Lotus' Tree
 
At the Tenno party hop

Lunar Pitcher hung where you can see

Every Tenno tries to stop

Rockin' around the Lotus' Tree

Let the Tenno spirit ring

Later we'll have some Moonlight pie

And we'll do some farming!
 
 
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear

Clem's Twin Grakatas fire, let Clem be free!
 
Deck the Liset with boughs of Threshcones

Rockin' around the Lotus' tree

Have a happy Tennobaum

Everyone's dancin' the Tempo Narta 

In the new old-Tenno way!
 
 
You will get a sentimental feeling when you hear

Darvo's voices singing, let's give deals

Deck the Liset with boughs of Threshcones

Rockin' around the Lotus' tree

Have a happy Tennobaum

Everyone's dancin' the Solstice Narta

In the new old-Tenno way!
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Silent Night

By Franz Xaver Gruber

Lyrics by Joseph  Mohr

Silent Dream

(A Tenno Christmas carol/lullaby)

Silent dream, lucid dream

Turn to the void,turn to the voice 

The Blinding night of  this hellish space

Children posses with devils minds

Sleep in a lucid dream 

Sleep in a second dream.

 

Stolen dream, stolen hope

Child of old, Child of light

Save the helpless and those in need

Now we fight on two fronts

The war without 

The war within

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ok so I know I have already submitted one carol but I just bought the Christmas accessories for my kubrows and started singing an improvised version of Rudolph the red nose reindeer and thought I would write down the song somewhere and why not here to potentially give some other people inspiration

Tim The Red Nosed Kubrow (based on Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer by: Johnny Marks)

You know Doug and Daniel, and Plainsdog and Vdala
Skoom and Not_Eevee, and Daxon and Daxoff
But do you recall, the most famous Kubrow of all?

Tim the red nosed Kubrow
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you could even say it glows
All of the other Kubrow
used to snarl and bark at him
they never let poor Tim
Join in any Kubrow raids

Then one foggy sortie-eve
lotus came and said
"Tim with your nose so bright
wont you guide the Tenno tonight?"

Then how the Kubrow loved him
as they barked out with glee
"Tim the red nosed Kubrow
you'll go down in history!"

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Here Comes Lotus (Here Comes Santa Claus, Gene Autry)

 

Here comes Lotus, here comes Lotus,

Entering the Eidolon plains,

Saryn and Vauban and all of her warframes 

Flyin' in archwings

Nova's bingin', Octavia's singin

And Nekro's bringin the dead back to life

Hang in Cedus no need for prayers

Cause my warframes are coming to fight!

 

Here comes Lotus, here comes Lotus,

Down the Eidolon plains

She's got lots of guns and 34 warframes

boy's and girl's again

Hear those foot steps in the plains, it sounds like a teralyst fight,

Oh what a beautiful sight 

So jump in bed, and rest your head,

Cause Lotus and her warframes have come to fight.

 

Here comes Lotus, here comes Lotus,

Down the plains

We'll come to town when the teraylst is around, and the plague star's still active

Peace in Cedus will come to all, when tennos are still around

 

So lets give thanks to the tennos as well as Lotus cause everyone's coming to town

 

Here comes Lotus, here comes Lotus

Down the Eidolon plains

Saryn and Vauban and all of her warframes 

Flyin' in archwings

Nova's bingin', Octavia's singin'

And Nekro's bringin the dead back to life

Hang in Cedus no need for prayers

Cause my warframes are coming to fight!

 

Peace in Cedus will come to all, if we all follow Lotus advice

So let's give thanks to Lotus, cause the tenno's are comin to fight

So let's give thanks to Lotus, cause the tenno's are comin to fight

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inspired by "White Christmas", written by Irving Berlin

May All Your Warframes be Prime

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I'm dreaming of a Prime Chroma
Just like the other Primes I know
Where Ice Ward glistens and health is missing 
To buff Vex Fury up so high

I'm dreaming of a Prime Mesa
With Regulators gold and bright
May Shatter Shield be cast in time
And may all your Warframes be Prime

I'm dreaming of a Prime Nidus
Just like the other Primes I know
Where his accents glisten and larvae listen
To hear Prime Nidus bellow

I'm dreaming of a Prime Harrow
With every forum post I write
May his robes be flowing and bright
And may all your Warframes be Prime 

 

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at my five warframes glistening at you again
With platinum paid cosmetics are ago
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Tenno in every post.
But the prettiest sight to see, is the Mirage Prime that will be
On your own front door 
A pair of dual kamas and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of James and Dave
Kubros that will talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Pat and Kate
And Ryan and Casey can hardly wait for the next update
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in the Grand Clan Room, one in Mars as well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the guns will sound
And the thing that will make them ring, is the mod that you bring
Right within your gun
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the alarms will sound
And the thing that will make them ring, is the wrong warframe that you bring
Right within your team
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas

 

 
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Yeah, I really hope this counts as a carol. Spent so freakin’ long on it.

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All I want for Christmas is loot (Original - Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You)

I don’t won’t a lot for this mission,

There is just one thing I need.

I don’t care about the credits, 

I get for every killing spree.

 

I just want a brand new frame, 

The only thing to keep me sane,

A robotic suit,

All I want for this mission, is loot!

 

I don’t won’t a lot for this mission,

There is just one thing I need.

I don’t care about the credits, 

I get for every killing spree.

 

I don’t need a daily reward, 

Every single freaking day, 

Darvo won’t make me happy, 

With a special deal in any relay.

 

 I just want a brand new frame, 

The only thing to keep me sane,

A robotic suit,

All I want for this mission, is loot!

 

I don’t wanna join my friends, 

For the Chains of Harrow quest

I’ve been staying up all night,

For a response to my trade request,

 

I don’t want a brand new weapon, 

The one that I have works just fine,

I just want a brand new warframe,

Doesn’t even need to be prime!

 

I need a brand new frame tonight,

The one I have doesn’t work too right,

A robotic suit, 

All I want for this mission is loot.

 

All the primes are shining,

So brightly everywhere, 

And the screams of Grineer

screaming fills the air!

Mesa’s gunslinging, 

Hear the gunshots ringing.

Lotus won’t you bring me the frame I really need?

Won’t you please bring my frame to me?

 

Oh I don’t want a lot for this mission ,

This is all I’m asking for, 

To see a brand new spanking Warframe,

After I kill Captain Vor!

 

In I just want a brand new frame, 

The only thing to keep me sane,

A robotic suit!

All I want for this mission is...

Loot!

(Loot, baby!)

Loot!

(Loot, Loot, Loot!)

Loot!

 

 

 

 

Edited by (XB1)JackattackEDGIN
I misspelled a lot of things.
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12 Days of tennomas

12 Days of christmas parody original song writer Fredric Austin

(I'm only typing from day 12 since it would just be nothing but copy and paste extending it longer than it has to be)

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on the ___ day of Tennomas my lotus gave to me

12 Days till Baro

11 Banshee Soundquakes

10 "losers" Leaping

9 Octavia Dancing

8 Nekros A-Farming

7 Hydroid sinking

6 Birdframe A-Laying

5 Primed Frames!

4 Mirage clones

3 Syndicate Missions

2 much Grinding

And an Eidalon that wont die

I also sang it... it was hard but I sang it

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Carol of the bells

 


 

Carol of the Primes

 

Hark how the primes,

sweet golden primes,

all seem to say,

They primed mirage

TennoBaum is here,

bringing good gifts,

to new and old,

brave and the bold.

Un  Vault  Nyx  Prime

Nyx is the best

What would I do

Without my Nyx

Primes everywhere

filling the air.

Oh, how they break,

All Grineer bones,

I don’t want to spend

300 plat

On a Nyx Prime

while people sell

Legendary cores

For the same price

Unvault Nyx Prime

I’d Really, Really, Really, Really like that,

Really, Really, Really, Really like that.

On D E sends,

on without end,

Unvaulted Primes

Please be my Nyx

Lo-tus-is-queen!

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O Christmas tree

By Aretha Franklin 

 

O Warframe , o Warframe

How lovely is this gameO Warframe , o Warframe

How lovely is this game

Your game’s so fun in summertime

Stay real fun in wintertime

O Warframe , o Warframe

How lovely is this game

Let us all remember

In our time playing and our merriment

With our warframes and friends and loved companions 

The real and true meaning of Warframe

The birth of this game, Digital Extremes

O Digital Extremes , o Digital Extremes 

How lovely is, is this game

O Digital Extremes , o Digital  Extremes

How lovely is, how lovely is this game

The weapons all please everyone

Our trust in weapons unchangedly

O Warframe  , o Warframe 

How love, lovely is this game

On Tenno, on Lotus, on Ordis and

Kubrow/Kavat

Ha ha ha ha

 

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Dashing through the snow, 

Grineer have found a breach

warframe and christmas mix

like ammonia and bleach

 

OP space ninjas

have superpowers

as we gun down the corpus

we could do this for hours

OH!

 

jingle bells, Alad smells

farming kubrow eggs

Lotus bossing us around

we must shoot jackal's legs

BANG!

 

jingle bells, Baro sells

Tennos always win

as they awaken second dream

and have a war within

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Jingle Warframes(Jingle Bells by James Pierpont)                                                                                                                                                      Dashing through planets,                                                                                                                                                                                             Warframes, Archwings, Ships,                                                                                                                                                                                     Oh the Tenno,                                                                                                                                                                                                             Slashing and shooting,                                                                                                                                                                                                 Die die die,                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Warframe abilities kill,                                                                                                                                                                                                  Joining clans and squads,                                                                                                                                                                                            Oh what fun it is to kill these enemies tonight,                                                                                                                                                             Ohh,                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Jingle Warframes Jingle Warframes,                                                                                                                                                                           Killing the Grineer,                                                                                                                                                                                                      Infested too, and the Corpus,                                                                                                                                                                                       And any that join them, Hey!                                                                                                                                                                                       Jingle Warframes Jingle Warframes, Multiplayer too,                                                                                                                                                  Doing missions from the Lotus who helps and guides you, Hey!                                                   

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Mary did you know? by ‎Mark Lowry‎ and ‎Buddy Greene

Lotus did you know?

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Lotus did you know that your baby boy will one day move like water?
Lotus did you know that your baby boy will save our sons and daughters?
Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new?
This child that you've discovered, will soon discover you
Lotus did you know that your baby boy will give blindness to a man?
Lotus did you know that your baby boy will create storms with his hand?
Did you know that your baby boy has walked where Clem has trod?
And once you kiss your little ninja, they will wack things with a rod

Lotus did you know, Lotus did you know, Lotus did you know
The blind will see, the deaf will hear and the dead will live again
The lame will leap, the dumb will speak, the praises of the Clem

Lotus did you know that your baby boy is lord of all but Mars?
Lotus did you know that your baby boy will one day rule the stars?
Did you know that your baby boy is a Orokin memento?
This sleeping child you're holding is a great Tenno
Lotus did you know, Lotus did you know, Lotus did you know

 

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Winter Wonderland by Felix Bernard

Warframe Wonderland

Lotus calls 
Are you listening
In alerts
Credits glisten
A beautiful sight 
We're happy tonite
Walking in a Warframe Wonderland

Gone away is the stalker
Here to stay is the operator
The Tenno lives on
We're slaying tonite
Walking in a Warframe Wonderland


In the arsenal we can build a Warframe
I think I'll use the new Mirage Prime
Ordis says he is "hap -ANGRY...
I may require maintenance
After all"


Later on
We'll conspire
As we dream by the Codex
To face unafraid
The Corpus and Grineer
Walking in a a Warframe Wonderland

In the arsenal we can use new weapons
Take the Lanka mod it to the max
We'll have lots of fun with our melee
Until all the enemies are knocked down

Open relics
Ain't it thrillin
There goes Frost
He is chillin
We'll frolic and play
The Tenno way
Walking in a Warframe Wonderland

Walking in a Warframe Wonderland
Walking in a Warframe Wonderland

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HIGH ALERT

(Parody of Jingle bells by:James Lord Pierpont)

Racing to extract
three bursa on my tail
Such a Tenno noob
Stealth I always fail

Sirens screaming loud 
Spacemom in my ear
Only got one console hacked 
No Ivara piece I fear

High alerts High alerts 
Lock down eminent 
Robot squad incoming 
Thank you Lotus, no S#&$ 

High alerts High alerts 
Lock down eminent 
Robot squad incoming 
Thank you Lotus, noooo S#&$! 
 

 

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Silent (Cetus) Night

(Based on “Silent Night”, originally composed by Franz Xaver Gruber)

 

Silent Night,

Cetus Night,

No Grineer swarming by

Freely I can fish or locate mining nodes,

without fear of bullets I stay on my toes.

 

Oh, no, I hear the Eidolon!

He’s getting close, better run.

 

Silent Night,

Cetus Night,

Ostrons sleep while I fight

Vomvalist shots I’m dodging left and right

Using Void Mode to escape homing fire,

 

Teralyst won’t run away,

Eidolon Lures caught their prey.

 

Silent Night,

Cetus Night,

I’m now done with the fight.

A Brilliant Shard in my Inventory rests,

ahead lies the day with Grineer and the quests,

 

Lotus has found a bounty!

More Reputation for me!

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Santa Baby by Marilyn Monroe

 

Tenno Baby, slip a Mirage Prime under the tree, For me.
been an awful good girl, Tenno baby,
so hurry across the Plains of Eidolon tonight.

Tenno baby, 54 Formas too,
Bright Gold.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Tenno baby, so hurry across the Plains of Eidolon tonight.

Think of all the relics I've missed,
Think of all the Operators that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'll check off my Wish list,

Tenno Baby, slip a Mirage Prime under the tree, For me.
been an awful good girl, Tenno baby,
so hurry across the Plains of Eidolon tonight.

 

Thank you for your time ^_^ 

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We Wish You a Merry Christmas, Composer: Celtic Woman 

Spoiler

Good Weapons we bring

To you and your Tenno

Good tidings for Tennomas

And a happy New Year!

Bring us Rifles 

Bring us Bows 

Brings us Pistols 

And a cup of Warframes 

We won't go 'til we get some
We won't go 'til we get some
We won't go until we get some
So bring it out here!

We Wish you a Merry Tennomas

We Wish you a Merry Tennomas

We Wish you a Merry Tennomas

and a happy sortie 

and a New Year !!!!

 

 

 

Edited by BatFox_YT
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Archwing Flight 

(Silent Night by Franz Xaver Gruber [English version by John Freeman Young])

 

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Archwing flight, into the night!

Bullets fly through the sky

'round yon teammates with weapons to fight!

We will stop them in the day or night!

Kill them swiftly, don't stop

Kill them swiftly, don't stop

 

Archwing flight, into the night!

Corpus quake at the sight.

Warframes coming from countries afar,

Tenno together sing: "Twin Grakata!"

Clem the savior is born!

Clem the savior is born!

 

Archwing flight, into the night!

Clem's twin guns, what a sight!

Radiant beams from Virgin Mirage

Burning all threats near and far

Lotus, we will not lose!

Lotus, we will not lose!

 

Archwing flight, into the night!

Teshin has, joined the fight!

All hail DE, Tenno let us sing

"Twin Grakata" to our King!

Clem the savior is born!

Clem the savior is born!

 

 

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A Perfect Christmas
by Jose Mari Chan

Spoiler

 

A Perfect Christmas (Farm Nekros Prime)

My idea of a perfect Christmas
Is to farm nekros prime
with my clanmates, or ps4 friends
soloing would do
Celebrating when rare parts dro---p
Always lights up my eyes
Simple farming is made special too
When i play with friends

Looking through some wikis and vids
fissures and planets i'll always remember
Watching danielle's stream for playstation four
in my phone or in my laptop
Sparkling te---llerium drops
grineer heads fly in the air
By my soma prime
A shower of red goo on your frame

I can't think of a better Christmas
Than my wish coming true
And my wish is that i can complete
My nekro---s prime frame

Looking through some wikis and vids
fissures and planets i'll always remember
Watching danielle's stream for playstation four
in my phone or in my laptop
Sparkling te---llerium drops
grineer heads fly in the air
By my soma prime
A shower of red goo on your frame

I can't think of a better Christmas
Than my wish coming true
And my wish is that i can complete
My nekro---s prime frame

My idea of a perfect Christmas
Is farming nekros prime!!!

 

 

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