(PSN)dannieboy79 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) So This Is Tennobaum: By dannieboy79: Based off of John Lennons: So This Is Christmas: So this is Tennobaum, And what do we have? Another cool weapon, To shoot and to stab. And so this is Tennobaum, Let Clem be your guy. If you give him a sidearm, He'll stay by your side. To help with the slaughter, Of bad-guys who fear. Peace and Tranquility, Of the Tenno so dear. And yes this is Tennobaum, And it's a wonderful day. So full of giving, Of giving weapons away. And so very Merry, Is our Tennobaum day. That we hope you decide to stay, To help collect cool gear. And then give it away. And play on, now Tennobaum. As we save the weak, And we help the strong. For let the rich give on freely, And let the poor sing along. So Merry, Merry, Tennobaum From Ember, Mesa and Mag, We love you Titania, Frost, Chroma, Nezha: Not lag. For they are the dear ones, Whom help, all through the year, the lost. Fighting for freedom, at any cost. So very merry Tennobaum, From Nyx and her crew. And we'll all still be together. After Plague Star is through. So merry, merry Tennobaum And a happy New year. Giving gifts to other Tenno, Fills me with cheer. And since this is Tennobaum, These weapons I gift. Of Prisma and Prime, So that you may continue to live. And so this is Tennobaum, Yes it is true, that Tenno, give gifts, From our loved ones to you, And may you find peace, This holiday year.. With a gun in one hand, Some whiskey, and beer. Or eggnog and cider, Which ever brings cheer. And As death rains from on high. Remember the fight, For the Lotus, and children. To have a blessed night. They are the ones we hold so dear, Even though we have to save them every year. So goodnight now Tennobaum, I hope it was fun. Full of adventures and stories. To share with someone. So goodnight now Tennobaum, Sweet dreams to you all. For the war is not over, And the fighting is real. But Tennobaum brings peace, So thank God for our Ordis, For keeping it real. And hats of to those, Who work hard all year. To make Tennobaum so glorious, Keeping Warframe a going, For the game to endear. . Edited December 16, 2017 by (PS4)dannieboy79 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFiGiT Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Frosty, The Snowman - Version sung by Ella Fitzgerald - Written by Jack Rollins & Steve Nelson Frost Prime the Warframe Spoiler Frost Prime the Warframe Is a vaulted tanky Prime Concurrently with Hydroid Prime Have the highest base shields than all Frost Prime the Warframe Is a chilly Prime they say He was the first Prime To be craftable But Prime Vault took him away Neither Corpus nor the Grineer Can beat this frosty Prime For when they look him in the eye They will meet a chilly fate Oh, Frost Prime the Warframe Was a scary Prime indeed And the legends say He could spray and pray With a trusty Latron Prime Frost Prime the Warframe Saw the Stalker’s here for him So he said let's go And we'll have his head Now before he runs away Down to a Relay With a guidebook in his hand Waltzing here and there all around West Wing Wond’ring where’s Darvo’s market He walks back to the vast Concourse Right to the Void Trader And he only paused a moment then He asked where’s Darvo’s shop Frost Prime the Warframe Had to hurry on his way But he waved goodbye To the Void Trader Saying I’ll find you some day Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Look at Frost Prime go Thumpety thump thump Thumpety thump thump Leaving a path of snow Edited December 14, 2017 by TheFiGiT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SentientSickness Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Title: Vey Hek got ran over by a Rhino original: Grandma Got Run Over by a reindeer/ performed by: Elmo and Patsy/ Written by: Randy Brooks Info: the original song is a fun kinda jokey song sung around this time in the United States, the song has 3 verses, but we normally only sing the first 1 or 2. Vey Hek got ran over by a Rhino Trying to kill some scum on solstice eve You can say there's no need for forma But me and my clan disagree Vey Hek Jumped into his mech suit But Rhino wouldn’t let him go Vey Hek kept running his loud foul mouth So Rhino gave him a few new holes Hek Tried to make his escape But Rhino wasn’t having it So He jumped up in the air Pulled Vey Hek down and told him to sit! Vey Hek got ran over by a Rhino Trying to kill some scum on solstice eve You can say theres no need for forma But me and my clan disagree Now the clan is scared of Rhino Hes been on a killing spree He ran over Lech Kril, Sarkas Ruk, and Alad V We started hiding from Rhino Decided to play the events Jumped into conclave for a sec We were throwing snowballs He appeared and we got wrecked Owh We all got ran over by a rhino Trying to have fun on solstice eve Rhino now has the clan tied up Please help, he wont let us leave Edited December 14, 2017 by (PS4)SentientSickness too many spaces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)krayzieloco Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Silent night- Michael Bublé Silent spy Breach and extract Corpus are calm All seems right Hack the console in 13.5 Don’t alert them or countdown will start Hacked A,B,C successfully Hacked A,B,C successfully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhotriusPyrelus Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I may edit this in the future, because I'm not super-happy with this entry (really wish we weren't limited to one. =(), but I want to get *something* in lest I forget. It is a longstanding tradition to commemorate great battles or accomplishments to song, in that spirit I have recorded the finale of The Second Dream quest in short verse meant to be sung to Carol of the Bells. I advise passing by if you've not done the quest. Spoiler Carol of Second Dream(original music by Mykola Leontovych, original lyrics by Peter J. Wilhousky) I have to go, Save all Tenno, Back to Earth's moon, Beat Hunhow's goon. Found reservoir, Been here before? Who's this body? (Spoiler: it's me) Stalker is weak, Forced to retreat. Sentients present, Void blast to dent. Back to the ship, Whew, what a trip. Stalker, he came, Killed my warframe. Starts choking me, What's this I see? Frame back to life, Broke Stalker's knife. Get to my seat, I can't, I'm beat. Lotus is here, She saves my rear. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Lotus. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Lotus. Barely not dead, Can't rest my head. Present for me: The third degree. Space. Mom. Space. Mom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)DUI Murda Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Excal the bladed hero/Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer! - Gene Autry You know Valkyr and Hydroid and Nidus and Banshee, You know Chroma and Nekros and Trinity and Loki, But do you recall the most famous Warframe of all? Excal the bladed hero, has a very shiny sword, and if you ever saw him , you would instantly be floored, all of the other warframes, used to think he's old and lame, they never let poor Excal, join in any high level games, Then one dusty solstice eve, Lotus came to say, Excal with your sword so bright, won't you come slay foes tonight, Then how all the warframes loved him, as they shouted out OP, Excal the bladed hero, you'll be here for centuries, Edited December 22, 2017 by (XB1)DUI Murda Added Artists name 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryzoph Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) This may not be a Christmas Carol, but it is a Christmas Song and I don't care if I win or lose, I'm here to have fun. Enjoy! Title: He'll Shoot Your Eye Out Original Song: 'Yule Shoot Your Eye Out' by Fallout Boy Songwriters: Andrew Hurley / Andrew John Hurley / Joseph Trohman / Joseph Mark Trohman / Patrick Stump / Patrick Martin Stump / Peter Wentz / Peter Lewis Wentz Spoiler This was a good yearSo take my advice Don't anger the assassin today And what a bad timeCause there's a dusky vague gleamThe slayer that's here for youWill be One silent Stalker And some hope you try to stay and fightRun away, you've got no chance~All he wants this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to himBefore he buries you alive Don't come calling Stalker He's the last thing I wanna see During Tennobau~mHey there Tenno, Merry Christmas Hey there KiddoYou owe me the best gift I will ever ask forSo call me up, when the blood pours out It's the only thing I want this year One silent Stalker And some hope you try to stay and fightRun away, you've got no chance~All he wants this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to himBefore he buries you alive Don't come calling Stalker He's the last thing I wanna see During Tennobau~mHey there Tenno, Merry Christmas Don't come calling Stalker He's the last thing I wanna see During Tennobau~m (don't come calling Stalker)Hey there Tenno, Merry Christmas Don't come calling Stalker He's the last thing I wanna see During Tennobau~m (don't come calling Stalker)Hey there Tenno, Merry Christmas Edited December 14, 2017 by Cryzoph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusashiKid Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Original Song : Silent Night composed by Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr Sorry if the title doesn't make it obvious :x Mother’s Love Silent Space Void Calls Tenno sleeps, Tenno dreams Mother will protect you, forever Second dream will keep you safe and sound Dream of what you want to be Dream of what you want to be Silent Space Void Calls I’m your mom, you’re the child No mission more important than you Grustrag Three will never get to you I’ll cradle you in my arms I’ll cradle you in my arms Silent Space Void calls Beautiful, to behold Crystal clear waves of mountain range Storms that sweep the branches with them My love will never fade My love will never fade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiGaming27 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) All I want from Warframe is loot! (Based on Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas".... and based on my Warframe experience) I don’t want a lot from logins Just a plat discount or two So I have my own fashion And look cool for all But I got no plat at all So these relics I gotta blow May my luck be true ‘Cause all I want from Warframe is… loot! I don’t want a lot from sorties Only just the loot I need I don’t care about reactors Underneath the exilus I don’t want to hang on spy vaults Farming for Ivara parts This many runs will drive me crazy Until I get the loot I crave I just want blueprints of my own More than Darvo could ever know May my luck be true (please) All I want from Warframe is loot! I won’t ask much from Teralysts I won’t even ask for a challenge I’m just gonna keep on farming Whether it is for a core or more I won’t try to level warframes To avoid being slaughtered By some random syndicates Who don’t like me much ‘Cause I’m just too afraid to fight Or even to farm Just what did I do!? Come on, all I want from Warframe is loot! All the lights are failing It’s flickering everywhere And the sound of Stalker’s Threats fills me with Dread And the squad is shooting I see the Stalker falling Please don’t drop a Dread Drop a War instead Won’t you bring good loot instead… (Dang it!) Oh I don’t want a lot from Baro This is all I’m asking for I just want good mods or fashion So I can kill with style and more Oh I just want loot of my own More than Clem could ever know May my luck be true Please, all I want from Warframe is… LOOT! (Oh please!) All I want from Warframe is loot… please! (x5) Edited December 14, 2017 by MaiGaming27 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Anubis40111 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Blue Mission(Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley) I'll have a blue mission without you I'll be so blue shooting with others Blood spatters of red on a green Grineer scene, won't be the same, if you're not here with me And when those blue Corpus start a calling And when those infested start a charging You'll be doin' alright on your Liset of white Oh but I'll have a blue blue blue blue mission I hope you enjoy. Happy holidays to you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)franktorian1337 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Gene Autry You know Vauban and Valkyr, Volt and Titania, Rhino and Nekros, Loki and Excal but do you recall the most shiny warframe of all? Mirage the light based warframe makes presents complete with bows second to only Nezha she can really strike a pose all of the other Tenno laugh and even call her lame and when she breaks out synoid they all quit the current game then one cold December day DE came to say Mirage with your frame so bright wont you be our prime tonight? then how the Tenno loved her as they farm for her with glee Mirage the light based warframe you'll be in vault history! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianWugood Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Jingle Bells (James Pierpont) The Game of Warframe Spoiler Warframe is the game That I want to play tonight Gathering my friends Downloading warframe Making the password Logging into the game Excalibur is the warframe Who will fight by my side Farming now, farming now Farming all the way Using my mrk-1's to kill Getting resources to build, hey! Farming now, farming now Farming all the way Getting rarer rank 3 mods That will better my own build A day or two ago I was still a mrk-1 But then I found blueprints To make better weapons The mastery rank up Made trading open up This system made me able to Earn plat through selling parts Farming now, farming now Farming all the way Using better weapons now To get resources to build, hey! Farming now, Farming now Farming all the way Together pets and sentinals Cleave through the battlefeild I've played this for a month I am now in a clan When I am truly stuck my clanmates try to help But one day I met him The one we call stalker He pulled out his bow to kill us And quickly ran away Farming now, farming now Farming all the way Getting higher shield and health Fending off the stalker man, hey! Farming now, farming now Farming all the way Deploying the spectres now to bodyguard the man Now a year has passed With myself fully armed Weapons all unlocked And planets all been to This game I have enjoyed A new mission appeared I will teach beginners To enjoy the warframe too Farming now, farming now Farming all the way Going back to old planets To help new players play, hey Farming now, farming now Farming all the way Watching the new players play Is the greatest in this game https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingle_Bells Edited December 15, 2017 by BrianWugood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Trabish96 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) I hope you guys love this! (And I hope nobody has used these lyrics before me...) Let It Grow Original Song: Let It Snow by: Dean Martin Spoiler Oh, the Tenno at Cetus is frightful But the boil is so delightful And since we've no plains to go Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow Man it doesn't show signs of stoppin' And I brought some toxin for poppin' The toxin's hidden way down low Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow When that maggot attacks tonight How I'll hate seeing those Eidolons But if the boil grows a Hemocyte All the way home Tenno runs Now, the boil is slowly dying And, my Grineers, they're all running But as long as the boil is sown Let it grow, let it grow, and grow When that maggot attacks tonight How I'll hate seeing those Eidolons But if the boil grows a Hemocyte All the way home Tenno runs Now, the boil is slowly dying And, my Grineers, they're all running But as long as the boil is sown Let it grow, let it grow, and grow Edited December 15, 2017 by (PS4)Trabish96 Added Title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TristanWK Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) All I Want For Tennobaum Is You , Original Song from Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You This song is dedicated to the charity for Children's Health Foundation, hope the children enjoy themselves to the fullest as we are in the Tenno universe. ( My OCD is kickin' hard for the rhymes xD) (My apologize for bad song title >.<ll) Spoiler I-I-I don't want a lot for Tennobaum There is just one thing I wish I don't care about the presents Underneath the Gift-o-Board I just want you call Space Mom Tell her she could ever know Make 'em wish come true All I want for Tennobaum~~~is~~~~ you~~~~~~, yeah I don't want a lot for Tennobaum There is just one thing I wish (and I) Don't care about the presents Underneath the Gift-o-Board I don't need to wait for Stalker There upon the Darvo's Deal Stalker Klaus won't make me happy With a Hate on Tennobaum I just want you call Space Mom Tell her she could ever know Make 'em wish come true All I want for Tennobaum is you You, DE~~ Oh, I won't ask for much this Tennobaum I won't even wish for gift (and I) I'm just going to keep on gifting Underneath the Gift-o-Meter I won't make a list and send it To the Bazaar for Saint Maroo I won't even stay awake to Hear those Liset snow-chimes click 'Cause I just want you call right now Keep on call so she could hear What more can I do? DE, all I want for Tennobaum is you You, DE~~ Oh, all the gifts are stacking So cherish everywhere And the sound of children's Jovial fills the air And everyone is singing I hear those sleigh chimes ringing Stalker, won't you stop Hate the one I really wish? Won't you please grant my wish for them? Oh, I don't want a lot for Tennobaum This is all I'm asking for I just want to see 'em happy Cheering right along the carols Oh, I just want you call Space Mom Tell her she could ever know Make 'em wish come true DE, all I want for Tennobaum is... Youuuu You, DE Youuuu All, all, all, all Edited December 14, 2017 by TristanWK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SereneTone Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I know this doesn't count as a carol since its a poem so I wont submit it as an entry, but I wanted to put it here so everyone here can read and enjoy! :) "A visit from Baro Ki'Teer" poem by Blazie, a warframe parody of A visit from St. Nicholas Poem by Clement Clarke Moore. Spoiler Twas the night before Christmas and all seemed clear, not a faction was stirring, not even the Grineer. The Tenno gathered ducats, their grind was tough, They hope Baro Ki'Teer will bring them good stuff. Collecting Void traces from enemies shot dead, With visions of prisma and rare mods in their head. Mamma Lotus gives orders to me in my frame, doing missions for prime pieces, all part of the game. Later in the chat, I saw a lots of chatter, I rushed to navigation to see what was the matter. There on the console, a surprise I would say, Baro Ki'teer! At Laundra relay! I rushed to the relay, flew fast in my Liset, thinking to myself that he wasn't due yet! I land at the relay, I left the ship docked, I head to the one place, where all the tenno had flocked. Through the doors I ran, to the concourse zone, I could see the Rhino statue, made entirely of stone. Surrounded by tenno, past the statue, right here, it was him! The one and only, Baro Ki'Teer! "The wait is over tenno, I have arrived!" he said, "With new items from the void, take a look, go ahead!" I approached his kiosk, so eager to see, wondering what cool items, from the void, there would be. My first thoughts were of prisma, weapons from the void, since most of the previous weapons I had enjoyed. Prisma guns? Prisma armor? Make my warframe look cool? Doesn't matter since all prismas, to me, are a jewel. Maybe he has mods, the ones oh so rare, Primed chamber, vengeful revenant, they must be there! Prime mods? Liset skins? Maybe items from the past? I can't stand here wondering, I should look fast! Before I could shop, a strange detail I missed, A red Santa hat, a large sack, a rather strange twist. I entered the kiosk, as the items load in, "welcome tenno!" he said, with a joyful grin. The items all loaded, I was shocked to see, A huge variety of items, some discounted, some free! Some items he had from visits long past, even new items, the amount was vast! Prisma weapons and armor, new and old, rare mods, new mods, great items were sold! Cosmetics, decorations, items lost in time, Orokin era gear, even mods that were prime! There was so much to get, I shopped with glee, "All these items" he said "a gift from me". "You tenno work hard, a long days grind, I decided to gather all the best gear I could find!". I spent all my ducats, new items right here, "Thank you Baro" I say, with a grateful cheer. "You're welcome" he said "until next time my friend, I must depart now, the night is at an end". He thanked all the tenno, his time finally came, "I'm afraid I must be off; the Void is calling my name." He disappeared with a flash and as particles rain, he said "Merry Christmas Tenno, until we meet again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad9627 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Спойлер художественная перепевка песни "Jingle bells" Джеймса Лорда Пьерпонта (James Lord Pierpont) Зоя Рождественская – Колокольчики (1947, муз.обр. Воскресенский С.И. - сл. Болотин С.Б.)Это санок быстрый бег,Это вьётся лёгкий снег.И сыплет колокольчикСвой ясный детский смех.Вся земля кругом бела,Мы несёмся, как стрела.От лунного сияньяНочь, как день светла.Припев, дважды:Динь-динь-дон,Динь-динь-дон,Льётся нежный звон.Пусть весельем детских летМне наполнит душу он.Белый снег кружит пургой,Колокольчик надо мной.Как весело мне мчатьсяС тобой мой дорогойМы летим среди полейВетра лёгкого быстрей,И вторит колокольчикПесенке моей. Спойлер Это Вольта быстрый бег, Это вьётся лёгкий снег. И сыплет демон бездны Свой ясный детский смех. Вся земля кругом бела, Мы несёмся, как стрела. От лунного сиянья Ночь, как день светла. Припев, дважды: Динь-динь-дон, Динь-динь-дон, Льётся нежный звон. Пусть весельем детских лет Мне наполнит душу он. Белый снег кружит пургой, Гринирчик надо мной. Как весело мне мчаться От тебя мой дорогой Мы летим среди полей Ветра лёгкого быстрей, И вторит звонари Песенке моей. Зоя Рождественская – Колокольчики Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)docsmusicshop Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Tenno Bells Original song - Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to fly In an archwing Orokin made Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to fly In an archwing Orokin made Flying cross the plains In an archwing Orokin made Next waypoint we go Boosting all the way Incoming projectiles ring Forcing adjusted flight A holiday in Cetus town We'll sing this song tonight Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to fly In an archwing Orokin made Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to fly In an archwing Orokin made Quick trip to the void The sortie for the day Team up with mortal enemies Invasions I must play Maroo's Bazaar for gear Heard Darvo's got a deal Then it's off to Cetus For there's Grineer blood to spill Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to fly In an archwing Orokin made Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to fly In an archwing Orokin made A quest or two ago A story I must tell Together with my Tenno Clan We gave infested hell We spammed our ulti's proud Wave after wave we sliced What fun it is when we display Our awesome Warframe might Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to fly In an archwing Orokin made Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to fly In an archwing Orokin made So many ways to mod Increased power strength fo sho Duration, range, efficiency, upgraded with endo From guns to blades to pets Sentinels that shoot and fly Hang noogles round the orbiter To show our Tenno pride Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to ride In an archwing Orokin made Tenno bells, tenno bells Tenno all the way Oh what fun it is to ride In an archwing Orokin made By: @whoisosmith or PSN: Docsmusicshop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)aamplifysound Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Jingle bells (warframe version)- James Lord Pierpoint 🎅🎄🎁🎶 Jingle bells, Nidus smells Volt just dashed away! There's fire near, guess Ember's here And Rhino's on his wayy! Jingle bells, Jingle bells Clem just needs some help! Wont you spread some christmas cheer While you play todayyy! Dashing through Frost globes... To the Plains of Eidolon we go... "Sleighing" grineer everywhere "Hey is that a 1000 year fish over there?!" Making spirits bright With mirages disco lights Man i hate this grind But Formas, i need 9! Santa if you hear 🎅 Ive been a really good tenno this year And all i really want for christmas Is more content every year!!! 🎁🎄🎶🎅 Happy holidays and good luck everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)PsykoPoet Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 12 days of Chistmas... 12 days of Warfame On the first day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. A Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the second day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the third day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the fourth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the fifth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the sixth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Crondoc in a Maprico tree. On the seventh day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the eighth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the ninth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Nine Octavia's dancing, eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the tenth day of Warframe, my Tenno gave to me. Ten Vay Hek's shouting, nine Octavia's dancing, eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the eleventh day of Warframe, my Tenno gave to me. Eleven Stalkers invading, ten Vay Heks shouting, nine Octavia's dancing, eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree. On the twelth day of Warframe my Tenno gave to me. Twelve Clems Clemming, eleven Stalkers invading, ten Vay Heks shouting, nine Octavia's dancing, eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells!!! Four Cryou rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium. AND A CONDROC IN A MAPRICO TREE!!!!! Merry Christmas to all. Can't decide if 'Desert Skates' should be changed to 'Kubrow eggs' :( Wonder if someone could turn this into a music vid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitoshiii Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Original carol: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Teshin the blue-eyed master! You know Ordis and Lotus and Baro and Darvo, you know Clem and Konzu and Stalker and Simaris. But do you recall the most famous Dax soldier of all? Teshin the blue-eyed master Has a very shiny eye. And if you ever saw it You would know your end is nigh. All of the other Orokin Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Teshin Join in any conclave games Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Grineer Queen came to say: “Teshin with your eye so bright, Won’t you guide my galleon tonight?” Then how all the tenno hated him, As they shouted out with gloom: “Teshin the blue-eyed master, This is gonna be your doom!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Double Kill8848 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 Does the 12 days of Christmas count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorkonx Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 🎶 Loki got blown up by a bombard Walking home from spy vault letter C You can say he couldn't have hit him But as for me and Darvo we believe. 🎶 Now we're all so proud of Darvo He's been taking this so well See him in there buying platinum Drinking beer and playing cards with his friend Clem It's not Tennobaum without Loki All the warframes are dressed in black And we just cant wonder Should we open up his gifts or give them back! 🎶 Loki got blown up by a bombard Walking home from spy vault letter C You can say he couldn't have hit him But as for me and Darvo we believe. 🎶 Songwriters: Randy Brooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasonai Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) Darvo Baby Darvo Baby, just slip some primes under the tree for me; Been an awful good Tenno, Darvo Baby and hurry down the relay tonight Darvo Baby, a 'Xiphos, light blue I'll wait up for you dear, Darvo Baby and hurry down the relay tonight Think of all the fun I've missed Think of all the seller that I haven't bought Next year I could be just as good... if you'd check off my Christmas list Darvo Baby, I want potatos and really that's not a lot Been an angel all year; Darvo Baby, so hurry down the relay tonight Darvo honey, there's one thing I really do need, the deed - To a platinum mine, Darvo Baby so hurry down the relay tonight Darvo Baby, fill my stocking with credits, and plats Sign Clem Sig on the stocking, Darvo cutie, and hurry down the relay tonight Come and trim my Christmas tree With some decorations from your store; I really do believe in you Let's see if you believe in me Darvo Baby, forgot to mention one little thing, some skins I don't mean prisma , Darvo Baby, so hurry down the relay tonight Hurry down the relay tonight Hurry tonight Original: Eartha Kitt (Santa Baby) Edited December 14, 2017 by Darvo Typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Double Kill8848 Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 The Twelve Days On Warframe On the first day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Captian Vor’s golden void key On the second day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the third day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the fourth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the fifth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me FIVE VOID RELICS Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the sixth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Six Focus Lenzes FIVE VOID RELICS Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the seventh day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Seven Tubemen Six Focus Lenzes FIVE VOID RELICS Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the eight day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Eight deluxe skins Seven Tubemen Six Focus Lenzes FIVE VOID RELICS Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the ninth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Nine Syandanas Eight deluxe skins Seven Tubemen Six Focus Lenzes FIVE VOID RELICS Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the tenth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Ten Ayatan sculptures Nine Syandanas Eight deluxe skins Seven Tubemen Six Focus Lenzes FIVE VOID RELICS Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the eleventh day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Eleven primed mods Ten Ayatan sculptures Nine Syandanas Eight deluxe skins Seven Ostron rugs Six Focus Lenzes FIVE VOID RELICS Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key On the twelfth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me Operator! where do you get all of this? Eleven primed mods Ten Ayatan sculptures Nine Syandanas Eight deluxe skins Seven Ostron rugs Six Focus Lenzes FIVE VOID RELICS Four Orikin cells Three Archwings Two grakatas And Captian Vor’s golden void key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidd_Bourbon Posted December 14, 2017 Share Posted December 14, 2017 I couldnt resist the temptation.... Kela is angry with me, or she says so (A song for a lady boss) Moody lady are you always like that yelling, howling and striving really hard I dont care about your frame of mind you do that for your pleasure or am i not thinking right? Oh, angry lady rambling around everything under your control but you forget the first thing at all my mojo isnt for free, this is what you should know would you like to slap my face? would you like to close your hands around my neck? you will have to dance on my chest and leave the room with the smell of sweat And if you pretend to jugde the behaviour of this man, your foe you must let me draw the juice from your sweet pool of drops til you say please no more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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