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So This Is Tennobaum: By dannieboy79: Based off of John Lennons: So This Is Christmas:

So this is Tennobaum,

And what do we have?

Another cool weapon,

To shoot and to stab.

And so this is Tennobaum,

Let Clem be your guy.

If you give him a sidearm,

He'll stay by your side.

To help with the slaughter,

Of bad-guys who fear.

Peace and Tranquility,

Of the Tenno so dear.

And yes this is Tennobaum,

And it's a wonderful day.

So full of giving,

Of giving weapons away.

And so very Merry,

Is our Tennobaum day.

That we hope you decide to stay,

To help collect cool gear.

And then give it away.

And play on, now Tennobaum.

As we save the weak,

And we help the strong.

For let the rich give on freely,

And let the poor sing along.

So Merry, Merry, Tennobaum

From Ember, Mesa and Mag,

We love you Titania,

Frost, Chroma, Nezha: Not lag.

For they are the dear ones,

Whom help, all through the year, the lost.

Fighting for freedom, at any cost.

So very merry Tennobaum,

From Nyx and her crew.

And we'll all still be together.

After Plague Star is through.

So merry, merry Tennobaum

And a happy New year.

Giving gifts to other Tenno,

Fills me with cheer.

And since this is Tennobaum,

These weapons I gift.

Of Prisma and Prime,

So that you may continue to live.

And so this is Tennobaum,

Yes it is true, that Tenno, give gifts,

From our loved ones to you,

And may you find peace,

This holiday year..

With a gun in one hand,

Some whiskey, and beer.

Or eggnog and cider,

Which ever brings cheer.

And As death rains from on high.

Remember the fight,

For the Lotus, and children.

To have a blessed night.

They are the ones we hold so dear,

Even though we have to save them every year.

So goodnight now Tennobaum,

I hope it was fun.

Full of adventures and stories.

To share with someone.

So goodnight now Tennobaum,

Sweet dreams to you all.

For the war is not over,

And the fighting is real.

But Tennobaum brings peace,

So thank God for our Ordis,

For keeping it real.

And hats of to those,

Who work hard all year.

To make Tennobaum so glorious,

Keeping Warframe a going,

For the game to endear.

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Frosty, The Snowman - Version sung by Ella Fitzgerald

                                      - Written by Jack Rollins & Steve Nelson

 

Frost Prime the Warframe

Spoiler

Frost Prime the Warframe

Is a vaulted tanky Prime

Concurrently with Hydroid Prime

Have the highest base shields than all

 

Frost Prime the Warframe

Is a chilly Prime they say

He was the first Prime

To be craftable

But Prime Vault took him away

 

Neither Corpus nor the Grineer

Can beat this frosty Prime

For when they look him in the eye

They will meet a chilly fate

 

Oh, Frost Prime the Warframe

Was a scary Prime indeed

And the legends say

He could spray and pray

With a trusty Latron Prime

 

Frost Prime the Warframe

Saw the Stalker’s here for him

So he said let's go

And we'll have his head

Now before he runs away

 

Down to a Relay

With a guidebook in his hand

Waltzing here and there all around West Wing

Wond’ring where’s Darvo’s market

 

He walks back to the vast Concourse

Right to the Void Trader

And he only paused a moment then

He asked where’s Darvo’s shop

 

Frost Prime the Warframe

Had to hurry on his way

But he waved goodbye

To the Void Trader

Saying I’ll find you some day

 

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Look at Frost Prime go

Thumpety thump thump

Thumpety thump thump

Leaving a path of snow

 

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Title: Vey Hek got ran over by a Rhino

original: Grandma Got Run Over by a reindeer/ performed by: Elmo and Patsy/ Written by: Randy Brooks

Info: the original song is a fun kinda jokey song sung around this time in the United States, the song has 3 verses, but we normally only sing the first 1 or 2.

 

Vey Hek got ran over by a Rhino

Trying to kill some scum on solstice eve

You can say there's no need for forma

But me and my clan disagree

Vey Hek Jumped into his mech suit

But Rhino wouldn’t let him go

Vey Hek kept running his loud foul mouth

So Rhino gave him a few new holes

Hek Tried to make his escape

But Rhino wasn’t having it

So He jumped up in the air

Pulled Vey Hek down and told him to sit!

 

Vey Hek got ran over by a Rhino

Trying to kill some scum on solstice eve

You can say theres no need for forma

But me and my clan disagree

 

Now the clan is scared of Rhino

Hes been on a killing spree

He ran over Lech Kril,

Sarkas Ruk, and Alad V

We started hiding from Rhino

Decided to play the events

Jumped into conclave for a sec

We were throwing snowballs

He appeared and we got wrecked

 

Owh We all got ran over by a rhino

Trying to have fun on solstice eve

Rhino now has the clan tied up

Please help, he wont let us leave

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I may edit this in the future, because I'm not super-happy with this entry (really wish we weren't limited to one.  =(), but I want to get *something* in lest I forget.


It is a longstanding tradition to commemorate great battles or accomplishments to song, in that spirit I have recorded the finale of The Second Dream quest in short verse meant to be sung to Carol of the Bells.  I advise passing by if you've not done the quest.
 

Spoiler

 

Carol of Second Dream
(original music by Mykola Leontovych, original lyrics by Peter J. Wilhousky)

I have to go,
Save all Tenno,
Back to Earth's moon,
Beat Hunhow's goon.

Found reservoir,
Been here before?
Who's this body?
(Spoiler: it's me)

Stalker is weak,
Forced to retreat.
Sentients present,
Void blast to dent.

Back to the ship,
Whew, what a trip.
Stalker, he came,
Killed my warframe.

Starts choking me,
What's this I see?
Frame back to life,
Broke Stalker's knife.

Get to my seat,
I can't, I'm beat.
Lotus is here,
She saves my rear.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Lotus.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Lotus.

Barely not dead,
Can't rest my head.
Present for me:
The third degree.

Space. Mom. Space. Mom.

 

 

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Excal the bladed hero/Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer! - Gene Autry

 

You know Valkyr and Hydroid and Nidus and Banshee,

You know Chroma and Nekros and Trinity and Loki,

But do you recall the most famous Warframe of all?

 

Excal the bladed hero, 

has a very shiny sword, 

and if you ever saw him ,

you would instantly be floored,

all of the other warframes,

used to think he's old and lame,

they never let poor Excal,

join in any high level games,

 

Then one dusty solstice eve,

Lotus came to say,

Excal with your sword so bright,

won't you come slay foes tonight,

 

Then how all the warframes loved him,

as they shouted out OP,

Excal the bladed hero,

you'll be here for centuries,

 

 

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This may not be a Christmas Carol, but it is a Christmas Song and I don't care if I win or lose, I'm here to have fun. Enjoy! :satisfied:

Title::stalker: He'll Shoot Your Eye Out :stalker:
Original Song: 'Yule Shoot Your Eye Out' by Fallout Boy
Songwriters: Andrew Hurley / Andrew John Hurley / Joseph Trohman / Joseph Mark Trohman / Patrick Stump / Patrick Martin Stump / Peter Wentz / Peter Lewis Wentz
 

Spoiler

This was a good year
So take my advice
Don't anger the assassin today

And what a bad time
Cause there's a dusky vague gleam
The slayer that's here for you
Will be

One silent Stalker
And some hope you try to stay and fight

Run away, you've got no chance~
All he wants this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to him
Before he buries you alive

Don't come calling Stalker
He's the last thing I wanna see
During Tennobau~m

Hey there Tenno, Merry Christmas

Hey there Kiddo

You owe me the best gift I will ever ask for
So call me up, when the blood pours out 
It's the only thing I want this year

One silent Stalker
And some hope you try to stay and fight

Run away, you've got no chance~
All he wants this year is for you to dedicate your last breath to him
Before he buries you alive

Don't come calling Stalker
He's the last thing I wanna see
During Tennobau~m

Hey there Tenno, Merry Christmas

Don't come calling Stalker
He's the last thing I wanna see
During Tennobau~m (don't come calling Stalker)

Hey there Tenno, Merry Christmas

Don't come calling Stalker
He's the last thing I wanna see
During Tennobau~m (don't come calling Stalker)

Hey there Tenno, Merry Christmas

 

 

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Original Song : Silent Night composed by Franz Xaver Gruber and Joseph Mohr

Sorry if the title doesn't make it obvious :x

 

Mother’s Love

 

Silent Space

Void Calls

Tenno sleeps, Tenno dreams

Mother will protect you, forever

Second dream will keep you safe and sound

Dream of what you want to be

Dream of what you want to be

 

Silent Space

Void Calls

I’m your mom, you’re the child

No mission more important than you

Grustrag Three will never get to you

I’ll cradle you in my arms

I’ll cradle you in my arms

 

Silent Space

Void calls

Beautiful, to behold

Crystal clear waves of mountain range

Storms that sweep the branches with them

My love will never fade

My love will never fade

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All I want from Warframe is loot!

(Based on Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas".... and based on my Warframe experience)

 

 

I don’t want a lot from logins

Just a plat discount or two

So I have my own fashion

And look cool for all

 

But I got no plat at all

So these relics I gotta blow

May my luck be true

‘Cause all I want from Warframe is… loot!

 

I don’t want a lot from sorties

Only just the loot I need

I don’t care about reactors

Underneath the exilus

 

I don’t want to hang on spy vaults

Farming for Ivara parts

This many runs will drive me crazy

Until I get the loot I crave

 

I just want blueprints of my own

More than Darvo could ever know

May my luck be true (please)

All I want from Warframe is loot!

 

I won’t ask much from Teralysts

I won’t even ask for a challenge

I’m just gonna keep on farming

Whether it is for a core or more

 

I won’t try to level warframes

To avoid being slaughtered

By some random syndicates

Who don’t like me much

 

‘Cause I’m just too afraid to fight

Or even to farm

Just what did I do!?

Come on, all I want from Warframe is loot!

 

All the lights are failing

It’s flickering everywhere

And the sound of Stalker’s

Threats fills me with Dread

 

And the squad is shooting

I see the Stalker falling

 

Please don’t drop a Dread

Drop a War instead

 

Won’t you bring good loot instead…

 

(Dang it!)

 

Oh I don’t want a lot from Baro

This is all I’m asking for

I just want good mods or fashion

So I can kill with style and more

 

Oh I just want loot of my own

More than Clem could ever know

May my luck be true

Please, all I want from Warframe is…

 

LOOT!

(Oh please!)

 

All I want from Warframe is loot… please! (x5)

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Blue Mission(Blue Christmas by Elvis Presley)


I'll have a blue mission without you
I'll be so blue shooting with others
Blood spatters of red on a green Grineer scene, won't be the same, if you're not here with me
And when those blue Corpus start a calling
And when those infested start a charging
You'll be doin' alright on your Liset of white
Oh but I'll have a blue blue blue blue mission

 

I hope you enjoy. Happy holidays to you all.

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 

Gene Autry

 

You know Vauban and Valkyr, Volt and Titania,

Rhino and Nekros, Loki and Excal

but do you recall the most shiny warframe of all?

Mirage the light based warframe makes presents complete with bows

second to only Nezha she can really strike a pose

all of the other Tenno laugh and even call her lame

and when she breaks out synoid they all quit the current game

then one cold December day DE came to say

Mirage with your frame so bright

wont you be our prime tonight?

then how the Tenno loved her as they farm for her with glee

Mirage the light based warframe you'll be in vault history!

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Jingle Bells (James Pierpont)

The Game of Warframe

Spoiler

Warframe is the game

That I want to play tonight

Gathering my friends

Downloading warframe

Making the password

Logging into the game

Excalibur is the warframe

Who will fight by my side

 

Farming now, farming now

Farming all the way

Using my mrk-1's to kill

Getting resources to build, hey!

Farming now, farming now

Farming all the way

Getting rarer rank 3 mods

That will better my own build

 

A day or two ago

I was still a mrk-1

But then I found blueprints

To make better weapons

The mastery rank up

Made trading open up

This system made me able to

Earn plat through selling parts

 

Farming now, farming now

Farming all the way

Using better weapons now

To get resources to build, hey!

Farming now, Farming now

Farming all the way

Together pets and sentinals

Cleave through the battlefeild

 

I've played this for a month

I am now in a clan

When I am truly stuck

my clanmates try to help

But one day I met him

The one we call stalker

He pulled out his bow to kill us

And quickly ran away

 

Farming now, farming now

Farming all the way

Getting higher shield and health

Fending off the stalker man, hey!

Farming now, farming now

Farming all the way

Deploying the spectres now

to bodyguard the man

 

Now a year has passed

With myself fully armed

Weapons all unlocked

And planets all been to

This game I have enjoyed

A new mission appeared

I will teach beginners

To enjoy the warframe too

 

Farming now, farming now

Farming all the way

Going back to old planets

To help new players play, hey

Farming now, farming now

Farming all the way

Watching the new players play

Is the greatest in this game

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingle_Bells

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I hope you guys love this! (And I hope nobody has used these lyrics before me...)

Let It Grow
Original Song: Let It Snow by: Dean Martin
 

Spoiler

Oh, the Tenno at Cetus is frightful
But the boil is so delightful
And since we've no plains to go
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow

Man it doesn't show signs of stoppin'
And I brought some toxin for poppin'
The toxin's hidden way down low
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow

When that maggot attacks tonight
How I'll hate seeing those Eidolons
But if the boil grows a Hemocyte
All the way home Tenno runs

Now, the boil is slowly dying
And, my Grineers, they're all running
But as long as the boil is sown
Let it grow, let it grow, and grow

When that maggot attacks tonight
How I'll hate seeing those Eidolons
But if the boil grows a Hemocyte
All the way home Tenno runs

Now, the boil is slowly dying
And, my Grineers, they're all running
But as long as the boil is sown
Let it grow, let it grow, and grow

 

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All I Want For Tennobaum Is You , Original Song from Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You 

This song is dedicated to the charity for Children's Health Foundation, hope the children enjoy themselves to the fullest as we are in the Tenno universe.

( My OCD is kickin' hard for the rhymes xD) (My apologize for bad song title >.<ll)

Spoiler


I-I-I don't want a lot for Tennobaum
There is just one thing I wish
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Gift-o-Board
I just want you call Space Mom 
Tell her she could ever know
Make 'em wish come true
All I want for Tennobaum~~~is~~~~ you~~~~~~, yeah


I don't want a lot for Tennobaum
There is just one thing I wish (and I)
Don't care about the presents
Underneath the Gift-o-Board
I don't need to wait for Stalker
There upon the Darvo's Deal 
Stalker Klaus won't make me happy
With a Hate on Tennobaum


I just want you call Space Mom
Tell her she could ever know
Make 'em wish come true
All I want for Tennobaum is you
You, DE~~
 


Oh, I won't ask for much this Tennobaum
I won't even wish for gift (and I)
I'm just going to keep on gifting
Underneath the Gift-o-Meter
I won't make a list and send it
To the Bazaar for Saint Maroo
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those Liset snow-chimes click


'Cause I just want you call right now
Keep on call so she could hear
What more can I do?
DE, all I want for Tennobaum is you
You, DE~~


Oh, all the gifts are stacking
So cherish everywhere
And the sound of children's
Jovial fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh chimes ringing
Stalker, won't you stop Hate the one I really wish?
Won't you please grant my wish for them?
 


Oh, I don't want a lot for Tennobaum
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see 'em happy
Cheering right along the carols 


Oh, I just want you call Space Mom
Tell her she could ever know
Make 'em wish come true
DE, all I want for Tennobaum is...


Youuuu
You, DE
Youuuu
All, all, all, all

 

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I know this doesn't count as a carol since its a poem so I wont submit it as an entry, but I wanted to put it here so everyone here can read and enjoy! :)

"A visit from Baro Ki'Teer" poem by Blazie, a warframe parody of
A visit from St. Nicholas Poem by Clement Clarke Moore.

Spoiler

Twas the night before Christmas and all seemed clear,
not a faction was stirring, not even the Grineer.
The Tenno gathered ducats, their grind was tough,
They hope Baro Ki'Teer will bring them good stuff.

Collecting Void traces from enemies shot dead,
With visions of prisma and rare mods in their head.
Mamma Lotus gives orders to me in my frame,
doing missions for prime pieces, all part of the game.

Later in the chat, I saw a lots of chatter,
I rushed to navigation to see what was the matter.
There on the console, a surprise I would say,
Baro Ki'teer! At Laundra relay!

I rushed to the relay, flew fast in my Liset,
thinking to myself that he wasn't due yet!
I land at the relay, I left the ship docked,
I head to the one place, where all the tenno had flocked.

Through the doors I ran, to the concourse zone,
I could see the Rhino statue, made entirely of stone.
Surrounded by tenno, past the statue, right here,
it was him! The one and only, Baro Ki'Teer!

"The wait is over tenno, I have arrived!" he said,
"With new items from the void, take a look, go ahead!"
I approached his kiosk, so eager to see,
wondering what cool items, from the void, there would be.

My first thoughts were of prisma, weapons from the void,
since most of the previous weapons I had enjoyed.
Prisma guns? Prisma armor? Make my warframe look cool?
Doesn't matter since all prismas, to me, are a jewel.

Maybe he has mods, the ones oh so rare,
Primed chamber, vengeful revenant, they must be there!
Prime mods? Liset skins? Maybe items from the past?
I can't stand here wondering, I should look fast!

Before I could shop, a strange detail I missed,
A red Santa hat, a large sack, a rather strange twist.
I entered the kiosk, as the items load in,
"welcome tenno!" he said, with a joyful grin.

The items all loaded, I was shocked to see,
A huge variety of items, some discounted, some free!
Some items he had from visits long past,
even new items, the amount was vast!

Prisma weapons and armor, new and old,
rare mods, new mods, great items were sold!
Cosmetics, decorations, items lost in time,
Orokin era gear, even mods that were prime!

There was so much to get, I shopped with glee,
"All these items" he said "a gift from me".
"You tenno work hard, a long days grind,
I decided to gather all the best gear I could find!".

I spent all my ducats, new items right here,
"Thank you Baro" I say, with a grateful cheer.
"You're welcome" he said "until next time my friend,
I must depart now, the night is at an end".

He thanked all the tenno, his time finally came,
"I'm afraid I must be off; the Void is calling my name."
He disappeared with a flash and as particles rain,
he said "Merry Christmas Tenno, until we meet again!"

 

 

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Спойлер

художественная перепевка песни "Jingle bells" Джеймса Лорда Пьерпонта (James Lord Pierpont)
Зоя Рождественская – Колокольчики (1947, муз.обр. Воскресенский С.И. - сл. Болотин С.Б.)

Это санок быстрый бег,
Это вьётся лёгкий снег.
И сыплет колокольчик
Свой ясный детский смех.

Вся земля кругом бела,
Мы несёмся, как стрела.
От лунного сиянья
Ночь, как день светла.

Припев, дважды:

Динь-динь-дон,
Динь-динь-дон,
Льётся нежный звон.
Пусть весельем детских лет
Мне наполнит душу он.

Белый снег кружит пургой,
Колокольчик надо мной.
Как весело мне мчаться
С тобой мой дорогой

Мы летим среди полей
Ветра лёгкого быстрей,
И вторит колокольчик
Песенке моей.

Спойлер

 

Это Вольта быстрый бег,
Это вьётся лёгкий снег.
И сыплет демон бездны
Свой ясный детский смех.

Вся земля кругом бела,
Мы несёмся, как стрела.
От лунного сиянья
Ночь, как день светла.

Припев, дважды:

Динь-динь-дон,
Динь-динь-дон,
Льётся нежный звон.
Пусть весельем детских лет
Мне наполнит душу он.

Белый снег кружит пургой,
Гринирчик надо мной.
Как весело мне мчаться
От тебя мой дорогой

Мы летим среди полей
Ветра лёгкого быстрей,
И вторит звонари
Песенке моей.

 

Зоя Рождественская – Колокольчики

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Tenno Bells

Original song - Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly
In an archwing Orokin made

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly
In an archwing Orokin made

Flying cross the plains
In an archwing Orokin made
Next waypoint we go
Boosting all the way
Incoming projectiles ring
Forcing adjusted flight
A holiday in Cetus town
We'll sing this song tonight

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly
In an archwing Orokin made

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly
In an archwing Orokin made

Quick trip to the void
The sortie for the day
Team up with mortal enemies
Invasions I must play
Maroo's Bazaar for gear
Heard Darvo's got a deal
Then it's off to Cetus
For there's Grineer blood to spill

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly
In an archwing Orokin made

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly
In an archwing Orokin made

A quest or two ago
A story I must tell
Together with my Tenno Clan
We gave infested hell
We spammed our ulti's proud
Wave after wave we sliced
What fun it is when we display
Our awesome Warframe might

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly
In an archwing Orokin made

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to fly
In an archwing Orokin made

So many ways to mod
Increased power strength fo sho
Duration, range, efficiency, upgraded with endo
From guns to blades to pets
Sentinels that shoot and fly
Hang noogles round the orbiter
To show our Tenno pride

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an archwing Orokin made

Tenno bells, tenno bells
Tenno all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an archwing Orokin made

By: @whoisosmith or PSN: Docsmusicshop

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Jingle bells (warframe version)- James Lord Pierpoint

🎅🎄🎁🎶
Jingle bells, Nidus smells
Volt just dashed away!
There's fire near, guess Ember's here
And Rhino's on his wayy!

Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Clem just needs some help!
Wont you spread some christmas cheer
While you play todayyy!

Dashing through Frost globes...
To the Plains of Eidolon we go...
"Sleighing" grineer everywhere
"Hey is that a 1000 year fish over there?!"

Making spirits bright
With mirages disco lights
Man i hate this grind
But Formas, i need 9!

Santa if you hear 🎅
Ive been a really good tenno this year
And all i really want for christmas
Is more content every year!!!
🎁🎄🎶🎅

 

Happy holidays and good luck everyone!

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12 days of Chistmas...

12 days of Warfame

On the first day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. A Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the second day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the third day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the fourth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the fifth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the sixth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Crondoc in a Maprico tree.

On the seventh day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the eighth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Eight  Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the ninth day of Warframe, my Tenno sent to me. Nine Octavia's dancing, eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the tenth day of Warframe, my Tenno gave to me. Ten Vay Hek's shouting, nine Octavia's dancing, eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the eleventh day of Warframe, my Tenno gave to me. Eleven Stalkers invading, ten Vay Heks shouting, nine Octavia's dancing, eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells! Four Cryo rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium and a Condroc in a Maprico tree.

On the twelth day of Warframe my Tenno gave to me. Twelve Clems Clemming, eleven Stalkers invading, ten Vay Heks shouting, nine Octavia's dancing, eight Banshees quaking, seven Soma's shooting, six Smeeta's cloaking. Five Orokin cells!!! Four Cryou rounds, three Desert Skates, two Tellurium.

AND A CONDROC IN A MAPRICO TREE!!!!!

 

Merry Christmas to all.

Can't decide if 'Desert Skates'  should be changed to 'Kubrow eggs' :(

Wonder if someone could turn this into a music vid?

 

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Original carol: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

 

Teshin the blue-eyed master!

You know Ordis and Lotus and Baro and Darvo, you know Clem and Konzu and Stalker and Simaris. But do you recall the most famous Dax soldier of all?

Teshin the blue-eyed master

Has a very shiny eye.

And if you ever saw it

You would know your end is nigh.

 

All of the other Orokin

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Teshin

Join in any conclave games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Grineer Queen came to say:

“Teshin with your eye so bright,

Won’t you guide my galleon tonight?”

 

Then how all the tenno hated him,

As they shouted out with gloom:

“Teshin the blue-eyed master,

This is gonna be your doom!”

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🎶 Loki got blown up by a bombard
Walking home from spy vault letter C
You can say he couldn't have hit him
But as for me and Darvo we believe. 🎶 
Now we're all so proud of Darvo
He's been taking this so well
See him in there buying platinum 
Drinking beer and playing cards with his friend Clem
It's not Tennobaum without Loki
All the warframes are dressed in black
And we just cant wonder
Should we open up his gifts or give them back!
🎶  Loki got blown up by a bombard
Walking home from spy vault letter C
You can say he couldn't have hit him
But as for me and Darvo we believe. 🎶 

 

Songwriters: Randy Brooks

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Darvo Baby


Darvo Baby, just slip some primes under the tree for me;
Been an awful good Tenno, Darvo Baby 
and hurry down the relay tonight

Darvo Baby, a 'Xiphos, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear, Darvo Baby
and hurry down the relay tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the seller that I haven't bought 
Next year I could be just as good...
if you'd check off my Christmas list

Darvo Baby, I want potatos and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year; Darvo Baby,
so hurry down the relay tonight

Darvo honey, there's one thing I really do need,
the deed - To a platinum mine, Darvo Baby
so hurry down the relay tonight

Darvo Baby, fill my stocking with credits, and plats
Sign Clem Sig on the stocking, Darvo cutie,
and hurry down the relay tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations from your store;
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me

Darvo Baby, forgot to mention one little thing, some skins
I don't mean prisma , Darvo Baby,
so hurry down the relay tonight

Hurry down the relay tonight
Hurry tonight

Original: Eartha Kitt (Santa Baby)

 
Edited by Darvo
Typo
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The Twelve Days On Warframe

 

On the first day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the second day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the third day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the fourth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the fifth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

FIVE VOID RELICS

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the sixth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Six Focus Lenzes 

FIVE VOID RELICS

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the seventh day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Seven Tubemen

Six Focus Lenzes 

FIVE VOID RELICS

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the eight day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Eight deluxe skins

Seven Tubemen

Six Focus Lenzes 

FIVE VOID RELICS

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the ninth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me 

Nine Syandanas

Eight deluxe skins

Seven Tubemen

Six Focus Lenzes 

FIVE VOID RELICS

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the tenth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Ten Ayatan sculptures 

Nine Syandanas

Eight deluxe skins

Seven Tubemen

Six Focus Lenzes 

FIVE VOID RELICS

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the eleventh day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Eleven primed mods

Ten Ayatan sculptures 

Nine Syandanas

Eight deluxe skins

Seven Ostron rugs

Six Focus Lenzes 

FIVE VOID RELICS

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

On the twelfth day on Warframe the lotus gave to me

Operator! where do you get all of this?

Eleven primed mods

Ten Ayatan sculptures 

Nine Syandanas

Eight deluxe skins

Seven Ostron rugs

Six Focus Lenzes 

FIVE VOID RELICS

Four Orikin cells

Three Archwings

Two grakatas 

And Captian Vor’s golden void key

 

 

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I couldnt resist the temptation....

 

Kela is angry with me, or she says so (A song for a lady boss)


Moody lady are you always like that
yelling, howling and striving really hard
I dont care about your frame of mind
you do that for your pleasure or am i not thinking right?

Oh, angry lady rambling around
everything under your control
but you forget the first thing at all
my mojo isnt for free, this is what you should know

would you like to slap my face?
would you like to close your hands around my neck?
you will have to dance on my chest
and leave the room with the smell of sweat

And if you pretend to jugde
the behaviour of this man, your foe
you must let me draw the juice
from your sweet pool of drops
til you say please no more
 

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