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Silent Night by Franz Xaver Gruber

(Stalker's Scythe)
 

Stalker's scythe, deadly scythe,
All are dead, all is plight.

Round yon Orokin Moon through time,
Sleeping child, so weakened and primed.

Cower in withering shells,
Cower in withering shells.

Stalker's scythe, deadly scythe,
Tenno quake at the sight.

Gored bodies falling from the vents,
Dying cries ringing throughout the halls!

Now, the Tenno have mourned,
Now, the Tenno have mourned.

Stalker's scythe, deadly scythe!
Weak children,
Left to die.

Shining blood from thy pierced lung, 
With his scythe accurately slashing.

Tenno, dying by his blade,
Tenno, dying by his blade.

Stalker's scythe, deadly scythe,
All are dead, all is plight.

Round yon Orokin Moon through time,
Sleeping child, so weakened and primed.

Cower in withering shells,
Cower in withering shells.

Edited by YuriNator007
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Original song: "12 days of Christmas"

Rendition: "12 Gifts from the Lotus"

 

On the first day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

A clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the second day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the third day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the fourth day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Four Argon crystals

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the fifth day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

FIVE GOLDEN POTATOES!

Four Argon crysatals

Three Feral Kavats 

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the sixth day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Six Grinner laying dead

FIVE GOLDEN POTATOES!

Four Argon crystals

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the seventh day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Seven Khut-Khut swimming

Six Grinner laying dead

FIVE GOLDEN POTATOES!

Four Argon crystals

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the eighth day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Eight platinum discounts 

Seven Khut-Khut swimming

Six Grinner laying dead

FIVE GOLDEN POTATOES!

Four Argon crystals

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the ninth day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Nine Tenno dancing

Eight platinum discounts

Seven Khut-Khut swimming

Six Grinner laying dead

FIVE GOLDEN POTATOES!

Four Argon crystals

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the tenth day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Ten Leapers leaping

Nine Tenno dancing

Eight platinum discounts

Seven Khut-Khut swimming

Six Grinner laying dead

FIVE GOLDEN POTATOES!

Four Argon crystals

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Eleven Octavia's Resonating 

Ten Leapers leaping

Nine Tenno dancing 

Eight platinum discounts 

Seven Khut-Khut swimming

Six Grinner laying dead

FIVE GOLDEN POTATOES!

Four Argon crystals

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Lotus sent to me

Twelve Axi relics

Eleven Octavia's Resonating

Ten Leapers leaping

Nine Tenno dancing

Eight platinum discounts 

Seven Khut-Khut swimming

Six Grinner laying dead

FIVE GOLDEN POTATOES!

Four Argon crystals

Three Feral Kavats

Two Kuburows

And a Clem sitting in a pear tree

 

 

 

 

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Dark Winter Hymnal (A parody of Fleet Foxes "White Winter Hymnal")

I've been following (x4)

I've been following Nekros

I have no choice, he took my soul!

I hear him in my head

"Rise shadows of the dead"

And now I have no choice to fight

my life's no longer mine!

A slave by tenno side

Until I'm shot

or drained

and Nekros uses desecrate.

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The Clemas song (The Christmas song by Mel Torme and Judy Garland) I had help from Kiokuo 

Corpus roasting on an open fire

Frost prime freezing all your toes

Locus carols being sung by a tenno

Folks Dressed up like Osterons

Everybody knows a Kubrow and some Focus lens

Help to make the fastest fight

Tiny clems with their grakata all aglow

Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Stalker’s on his way

He's bringing lots of hate and despair on his Mantis

And all Lotus' children are gonna spy

To see if Kavat really know how to hide

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To Tenno from one to Twenty-five

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Clemas to you

They know that Stalker’s on his way

He's loaded lots of Hate and Depairs

On his Mantis

And all Lotus' children are gonna spy

To see if Kavat really know how to hide

And so I'm offering this simple phrase

To Tenno from one to Twenty-five

Although it's been said many times, many ways

Merry Clemas to you

Merry Clemas, Merry Clemas

Merry Clemas to you

 

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"Margulis Did You Know?" (Original: "Mary Did You Know?" By: Mark Lowry)

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Margulis, did you know
that your Baby girl would one day fly with the butterflies?
Margulis, did you know
that your little babies would save our sons and daughters?
Did you know
that your little babies would never withdraw
The Children that blinded you, will soon blind all in awe.

Margulis, did you know
that your Baby Boy will take sight from evil men?
Margulis, did you know
that your Baby Boy will conjure a storm with His hand?
Did you know
that your Baby girl has walked where cephalons datastore?
When you kiss your little Baby you kiss the face of the Void?

Margulis did you know.. Ooo Ooo Ooo

The greedy corpus,
The toxic grineer,
The infestation,

The sentients,
will all fear the arrival,
of the Voids blessed children.

Margulis, did you know
that your little babies are children of pure power?
Margulis, did you know
that your Baby Boy would one day rule the stars?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy is the Voids perfect instrument?
The sleeping Children you placed in a dream, would one day slay giants

 

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Let it Flow

(Let it snow parody)

Oh, the enemies here are frightful
     But the my guns are so delightful
          And since they've no place to go
               Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow


We'll never show signs of stopping'
     'Cause I still see heads for popping'
          The lights just turned way down low
               Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow


If the stalker comes out to-night,
     Oh he'll hate Ember's fiery storm
          And if we time our attacks just right
               are enemies all will conform


Well, the fire is far from dying
     And, the Grineer, are still good-bye-ing
          But as long as we strike them so
               Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     

oh, we've traveled too far for stopping'                                                                                                                                                                                                        and there's still more heads for popping'                                                                                                                                                                                                    under Nyx's deathly glow                                                                                                                                                                                                                             Let it flow, let it flow, let it flow                                                                                                                                                                                                                      oh, let it flow

Note: 'it' is referring the blood of vanquished enemies, just so you know. 
 

Edited by Lavexe
sought to clarify the true meaning of this christmas carol
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Holly Jolly Tenno (Holly Jolly Tenno by Michael Buble)

 

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Meet a Holly Jolly Tenno,

It's the best part of the game

Join a squad with strangers who

Make extract a shame

 

Meet a Holly Jolly Tenno

And when you are browsing chat

Give advice to those who’re nice

And even to the brats

 

Thank, Clem, the Trinity,

Healing from afar.

Don't forget the Oberon,

And the Rhinos raar.

 

Meet a Holly Jolly Tenno,

And in case you didn’t hear

Oh by Golly meet a Holly Jolly Tenno

This year!

 

Thank, Clem, the Trinity,

Healing from afar.

Don't forget the Oberon,

And the Rhinos raar.

 

Meet a Holly Jolly Tenno,

And in case you didn’t hear

Oh by Golly meet a Holly Jolly Tenno

This year!

 

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"Carol of the Bells" by Mykola Leontovych and Peter J. Wilhousky

I give you: Carol of the Tigrus

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Carol of the Tigrus

Hark, how the shells, sweet silver shells
All seem to say, "blow them away"
Tigrus is here, bringing true fear
To young and old, meek and the bold

Bang, boom, bang, boom, this is their doom
With burning sting, all are dying
One clearly hears screams here and there
From everywhere, filling the air
Oh, how it pounds, drowning these sounds
Each bullet sends, troops to their ends

Fast firing, while grineer scream
Sounds of true fear, 'Tigrus is here!'
'Hurry, hurry, hurry, find some cover!'
'Hurry, hurry, hurry, find some cover!'

On, on they send on without end
Their mournful tone chills to the bone

 

 

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Its a parody of "It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas" by Johnny Mathis

 

 

 

Its beginning to look a lot like Cetus
Free Roaming Plains
fighting Grineer over hills
infested spreading chills
with cysts and meteors that pop in vain

Its beginning to feel a lot like Cetus
Shops open till dawn~
and the coolest thing to be, is inviting our [DE] 
into our Ce-pha-lon~

A pair of Gremlin shots and a Fragor that knocks
the corpus on their butts
Frost with their globes that protect from their foes
for the tenno in the rutts
And ember caught a cold because the snowglobe got her stuck.

Its beginning to look a lot like Cetus
fish to pets to masks
and the best part of it all
is making your own ZAW!
For completing their tasks~

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Original song: God Rest You Merry Gentlemen

 

D.E. bless the Tennogen,

May Platinum come your way,

Rivens in your favor,

And prime parts here today,

To save poor Tenno from farming's pow'r,

Where RNG brings dismay,

 

And bring tidings of Grakatas and Clem,

Grakatas and Clem,

Please bring tidings of Grakatas and Clem.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

From Hunhow, the evil Father,

The dreaded Sentients came,

Unto certain Orokin,

Whose strength was once their shame,

Those children of the Zariman

Their power yet to tame,

 

Who bring tidings of vict'ry and war,

Vict'ry and war,

Who bring tidings of vict'ry and war.

 

Edited by Matau_228
Fixed a few grammatical and flow errors; Added a second, more lore-related verse
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Mariah Carey- All i want for Christmas

Beef squatch 44- Wukong's staff

I don't want a lot for Christmas

Wukong's staff is all I need 

AND I don't need prime access, or any kind of juicy mods

All I want is his big staff all up in my tiny a55

Daddy Kong will make me happy

With is staff on Christmas day

I just want him for my own

Iron fills me with joy and glee

make my dream come true

all i want for Christmas is YOU!

 

Edited by (XB1)Beef squatch 44
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                                                                       To The Tune of "Jingle Bells"

.                                                                      Exalted Blade, Exalted Blade

.                                                                      Excalibur all around

.                                                                      Oh what fun it is to play

.                                                                      as an op Excalibur

 

.                                                                     Exalted Blade, Exalted Blade

.                                                                     Excalibur all around

.                                                                     Oh what fun it is to play

.                                                                     as an op Excalibur

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12 Days of Christmas by Sammy Cahn  and Jimmy Van Heusen

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12 Days of Christmas (Warframe Edition) 

On the first of Christmas 
The Lotus gave to me
A Thresh cone in a Clem Tree

On the second day of Christmas
The Lotus gave to me 
Two Plasma Blades
and a Thresh Cone 
in a Clem Tree

On the third day of Christmas 
The Lotus gave to me 
Three Denial Bursa 
Two Plasma Blades
and a Thresh Cone 
in a Clem tree

On the fourth day of Christmas 
The Lotus gave to me
Four Golden mods
three denial Bursa 
two Plasma Blades
and a Thresh Cone 
in a Clem tree 

On the fifth day of Christmas 
the Lotus gave to me 
FIVE OPTICORRRRRR
Four Golden mods
three denial bursa
two plasma blade
and a thresh cone 
in a Clem tree

On the Sixth day of Christmas 
the Lotus gave to me 
Six Thousand Kuva 
FIVE OPTICORRRRR
Four golden mods
three denial bursa
two plasma blade
and a Thresh Cone 
in a Clem tree 

In the seventh day of Christmas 
the Lotus gave to me 
Seven Kubrow a chasin'
Six thousand Kuva 
FIVE OPTICORRRRR
Four Golden mods
three denial Bursa
two plasma blades
and a thresh cone 
in a Clem tree

On the Eighth day of Christmas 
the Lotus gave to me 
Eight dancin' frames
seven Kubrow  a chasin' 
Six Thousand thousand Kuva 
FIVE OPTICORRRR
Four golden mods 
three denial Bursa 
two plasma blades 
and a thresh cone 
in a clem tree 

On the Ninth day of Christmas
the Lotus gave to me  
Nine days till Baro 
Eight dancin' frame 
Seven Kubrow a chasin' 
Six thousand Kuva 
FIVE OPTICOORRR
Four Golden mods 
Three Denial Bursa 
Two plasma Blades 
and a Thresh cone 
in a  Clem Tree 

On the Tenth day of Christmas 
the  Lotus gave to me 
Ten Kavat meowing 
Nine days till Baro 
Eight dancin' frame 
Seven Kubrow a chasin' 
Six thousand Kuva 
FIVE OPTICORRRR
Four golden mods 
Three Denial Bursa 
two plasma blade 
and a Thresh Cone 
in a Clem tree 

On the Eleventh day of Christmas
The Lotus gave to me
Eleven Gift to package
10 kavat meowing
nine days till Baro
Eight dancin' frame
Seven Kubrow a chasin' 
Six thousand Kuva 
FIVE OPTICORRRR
Four golden mods 
Three Denial Bursa 
two plasma blade 
and a Thresh Cone 
in a Clem tree 

On the Twelfth day of Christmas 
The Lotus gave to me 
Twelve Riven mod to open
Eleven Gift to package
10 kavat meowing
nine days till Baro
Eight dancin' frame
Seven Kubrow a chasin' 
Six thousand Kuva 
FIVE OPTICORRRR
Four golden mods 
Three Denial Bursa 
two plasma blade 
and a Thresh Cone 
in a Clem tree 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!:smile: 

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A Very Grineer Christmas

(Based on Deck the Halls)

 

String the walls with dead tenno skoom, gra ka ka ta ta, gra ka ta ta!
Please give us universal vacuum, gra ka ta ta ta, gra ka ta ta!

Throughout the system we cause peril, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
Half our DNA goes in the trash barrel, gra ka ka ka ta gra ka ta ta!

All our faces tend to be porous, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
Might as well just snort phosphorous, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!

Our pain's value we can't measure, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
We don't care 'long as there's Orokin treasure, gra ka ka ka ka gra ka ta ta!

'Least we're not Corpus; Don't worry 'bout taxes, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
Even if our leaders are real asses, gra ka ka ka ka ka ka ta ta!

For the queens, we fight together, gra ka ka ka ka ka ta ta ta!
Nothing can hinder us nor make us weathered, gra ka ka ta ta, gra ka ta ta!

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I saw a couple people do this one already, but here's my variation on it. Please note, I actually like Baro Ki'teer and how he works, but I know many do not. This is for those people.

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"O come, all ye faithful"
Originally translated by Frederick Oakeley, Sung by Martina McBride
"O come, all ye Tenno"
Parody written by RSG_Echopraxia

O come, all ye Tenno,
Ordis and the Lotus,
O come ye, O come ye to Baro Ki'teer.
Come and behold Him,
Born the King of Primed Mods;
O come, let us abhor Him,
O come, let us abhor Him,
O come, let us abhor Him,
Baro Ki'teer.
O Scream, choirs of Banshees,
Scream in pure frustration,
Scream all ye denizens of Maroo's Bazaar
Hatred of Him
Hatred of the deepest
O come, let us abhor Him,
O come, let us abhor Him,
O come, let us abhor Him,
Baro Ki'teer.

 

 

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"Relics of the Void"
A Tenno adaptation of "Carol of the Bells" by Mykola Leontovych and Peter J. Wilhousky

Hark, Reactant
Gold Reactant
Litter the ground
Sweet chiming sound

Fissures are here
Objectives clear
Relics in hand
Tenno make a stand

Radiant share
Chances seem fair
Heavily armed
Ready to farm

Parkour abound
Sharp lightning sound
Corrupted air
We are prepared

Seek out Grineer
"Tenno Scum!" they sneer
Frame powers flow
Death they bestow

Bullets go flying
Carriers supplying
Blades tear apart
Grim, morbid art

Lith, Neo, Meso, Axi Relics
Lith, Neo, Meso, Axi Relics

Gold drops for all
Well-earned Prime haul
Like tradition
"Restart Mission"
 

Edited by Intelark
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I saw Lotus kissin' Clem!

Originally "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" by the Jackson 5.

 

Wow, Lotus's kissing Clem
I saw Lotus kissing Clem!
Underneath the threshcones last night
She didn't see me creep
Down the relay to have a peep
She thought that I was tucked up
In my orbiter, fast asleep
Then I saw Lotus tickle Clem
Underneath his clemy mask
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Teshin had only seen
Lotus kissing Clem last night
He saw Lotus kissing, kissin', kissin' Clem
I did, I really did see Lotus kissing Clem!
And I'm gonna tell Teshin!
You gotta believe me, you just gotta believe me
Come on, fellas, believe me, you just gotta believe me
 

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I saw Lotus kissing Darvo.

Original I saw mummy kissing Santa Claus.

I saw Lotus kissing Darrrrrrvo,

In the middle of the pluto junction,

last night.

She didnt see me roll,

Almost went face first into a pole,

She thought I was away killing Grineer,

Then I saw Lotus tickling Darvo,

Underneath his weird headgear so blue,

Oh what a laugh it would've been,

If only Ordis had seen,

Lotus kissing Darvo last night.

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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why

Valkyr is comin' to town

She's making a menu
She's checking it twice
She's gonna find out
Who's tasty with spice

Valkyr is comin' to town
She's sees you when you're sleeping
She knows if you're awake
She's knows if you're dinner or lunch
So you better just run away

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why

Valkyr is comin' to town

So watch out you alad v
She will come for you first
She will Feast on your bones and flesh
All around zanuka’s corpse

So You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not shout
I'm telling you why

Valkyr is coming'

Valkyr is coming'

Valkyr is coming'

To town

Valkyr is coming to town 
based around: mariah carey ''santa claus is comin' to town''

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Glee - Jingle Bell Rock

Meu Remix: "Jingle Bell Frost"

 

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell frost
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring
Snowing and blowing up bushels of Lotus
Now the mission has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell frost
Jingle bells chime in duel time
Dancing and prancing in Maroo bazaar lobby
In the frosty air

What a bright time, it's the right time
To rock the grineer away
Jingle bell time is a attack time
To go gliding in a metal floor
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your sword
Jingle around the objective
Mix and a-mingle in the warframe clothing
That's the warframe
That's the warframe
That's the jingle bell frost

 

 

 

 

I try my best >.<

Sorry if my English is not good.

I am Brazilian and I am not fluent in English

 

 

 

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Christians and the Pagans - by Dar Williams

Corpus and the Grineer - by... Me

Sargus, called the Corpus

said we're up here for the Tennobaum

Vor and I we're getting pummeled

and now we need a place to stay.

and his cash-loving rivals

saw their men hang moas on the shelves

they watched their bots hang weaponry

all made with tough Alloy Plateing.

they told their foe

it can't be done, you know our business aint your style

he said

Tenno are a nusence

and we hate them

and we'll pay a pile

 

So the Corpus and the Grineer sat together at the table

finding hate in common foes the best that they were able

and just before the deal was struck

hands we're shook and thanks we're said

sending a will for blood and death

for all the Tenno and their Lotus

 

The fight was great

enemies dead

the war had gone without a hitch

till Tenno, turned to Jackel, and said,

"It is time for you, to end."

Alad V jumped up and he said

"this ain't my fight."

and so he hit the deck.

and it was Tyl who spoke

and said, "it's you who who shall not live till the end,

because you reek

repulsive stink

your armors frail

and you will fail.

So hit us with all of your power

and we'll pay it back ten times better!"

 

So the Corpus and the Grineer sat together at the table

finding hate in common foes the best that they were able

but where do Tenno come from?

well it's not as if it matters

cause now when Corpus fight with Grineer

all the relays will be burning

 

when Tenno, ran and begged for mercy

Raptors shrieked

"Really? Ha! Don't bother!"

Vey Hek looked and saw

how all the corpus

fought just like his solders.

he thought about the Stalker

and the sentiant Hunhow in War

he thought he's call him up

and say we're killing Tenno over here.

he thought of slaughter

death and murder

but saw a message on his com saying,

"sir we have a problem,"

it said, "Tenno, they are coming here!"

 

So the Corpus and the Grineer sat together at the table

finding hate in common foes the best that they were able

valiantly they fought

but the Tenno where too strong,

driving off the lot of them

and taking back all that they stole.

___________________________

Here's the original song, just in case.

Thanks for reading.

Edited by (XB1)RaptorClaw01
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Original Song : Jingle Bells

Original Song Writers : Frank Farian / James Pierpont

Warframe Remake : Phorid Smells

Warframe Remake Writer : TDMkiller998 (for pc) TDMkiller998119 (for xbox one)

Phorid Smells, Phorid Smells, Phorid is in your way
Oh what fun it is to finally kill him with a one-shot kill
Phorid Smells, Phorid Smells, Phorid is in your way
Dashing thro' the ship, in a lonely-squad
O'er the pods we go, raging all the way
Phorid Screams sound scary, making you cry
what fun it is to finally kill him with a one-shot kill
 
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Here Comes Tyl Regor

(Parody of Here Comes Santa Claus composed by Oakley Haldeman, written and performed by Gene Autry)

Here comes Tyl Regor, here comes Tyl Regor

Right down Tyl Regor Lane!

Manics and Bombards and all his tubemen’s

Killing all the frames!

Guns are shooting, Tenno screaming,

All is bloody and bright!

So grab your rifle and say your prayers,

'Cause Tyl Regor comes tonight!

 

Here comes Tyl Regor, here comes Tyl Regor

Right down Tyl Regor Lane!

He's got an axe that's yearns and thirsts

For Tenno blood again!

Hear those slay bells jingle-jangle!

Oh, what a horrible sight!

So grab your shield and cover your head,

'Cause Tyl Regor comes tonight!

 

Here comes Tyl Regor, here comes Tyl Regor

Right down Tyl Regor Lane!

He doesn't care if you have his drops,

He hates you just the same!

Tyl Regor knows you’re all so greedy,

He won’t make a thing right!

So say your prayers to RNG,

'Cause Tyl Regor comes tonight!

 

Here comes Tyl Regor, here comes Tyl Regor

Right down Tyl Regor Lane!

He'll come around when chimes ring out

That it's farmin’ time again!

Equinox will come to all

If we just grind ‘till we’re blind!

So let's give thanks to Lotus above,

'Cause Tyl Regor comes tonight!

 

Here comes Tyl Regor, here comes Tyl Regor,

Right down Tyl Regor Lane!

Systems and Chassis but no Neuroptics

Spilling from his brains!

Equinox is so elusive,

All because of his spite!

So mod your weapons and jump back in,

'Cause Tyl Regor comes tonight!

 

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Joy to the world, Baro has come!
He brought me prime mods;
And a prisma grakata
Let Darvo and Clem sing,
Let Darvo and Clem sing,
Let Clem,  and darvo Sing

Joy to the world, Hunhow is gone!
He almost killed my frame!
Stabbed me right in the gut;

So I broke his sword 
So I broke his sword,
Sooo I, Sooo I broke his sword. 

No more grineer and infested fight,
Nor Tenno get corrupted;                   Lotus  comes to train Her Tenno
Lotus comes to train her Tenno ,
Trains and trains and trains til the vay hek is dead. 

He rules the plains with vomvalysts,
And makes us frustrated 
The Eidolon is annoying,
And knocks us back and back,
And knocks us back and back,
And launches us across the plains.

 

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