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      HOW TO: Claim Livestream Platinum Prizes   31/03/16

      Hello fellow Tenno! Decided to make this guide after receiving multiple private messages and seeing multiple threads on how to claim plat prizes during official Warframe streams. Please remember to refer to the images in the spoilers for more information. Please Note: To be entered into a Platinum give-away on the Warframe Twitch Channel, all you have to do is log into Twitch and watch the stream. Despite what you may see in chat, there is NO requirement to post anything in chat. 
      Step 1:
      If your Twitch name is called out on a official Warframe livestream (Xbox 1 @ 1 / PS4 @ 4 / Primetime / Devstream), you will need to message the Warframe channel with your in-game alias and the platform you play on (PC, XB1, or PS4). To send a message select the "gear" icon at the bottom left, just under the stream window:
      Step 2: 
      Once you have selected the gear icon as shown above, click "message" to open up the editor:
      Step 3:
      Send a nice message to DE with your in-game alias and the platform you play on. Once you've done that click "send":
      Step 4:
      Be patient, once the message has been sent all you need to do is wait patiently and give [DE] "Ember Prime Ginga Ninja" Megan time to dish out the goods. You should have your plat within 24 hours provided there are no emergency issues at DE. If you believe you have been forgotten and it has been 3-4 plat-less days, then it might be a good idea to contact [DE]Megan on the Forums for an update on the situation since no one likes having platinum in limbo.
      Step 5: 
      Enjoy your winnings, Tenno!     [written by Community Moderator / Senior Guide NovusNova]
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Rhino the Toughest Warframe

Inspired by – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Original song written by – Johnny Marks

Spoiler

 

Rhino the Toughest Warframe,

Was for a Tenno quite slow.

But if you saw them don Ferrite,

You could even see them glow.

 

All of the Grineer soldiers,

Tried to murder them with glee.

Their Ferrite took all the damage,

And made them all turn and flee.

 

Then Captain Vor came to fight,

Looking for a romp.

He praised his beloved Queens,

Oh clem, it’s the Rhino Stomp!

 

All of the Tenno love them,

When they find success, they cheer:

Rhino the Toughest Warframe,

You’re the one the Grineer fear!

 

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Away in the void (sung by clem)

Clem clem clem clem, clem  clem  clem  clem  clem,
clem  clem  clem  clem  clem clem clem clem  clem.
clem  clem  clem  clem  clem  clem  clem  clem  clem  clem ,
clem  clem  clem  clem  clem  clem  clem .

Clem  clem clem , clem clem ,
clem clem clem clem , clem clem clem clem .
clem clem  clem, clem clem! clem clem clem clem ,
clem clem clem clem clem clem clem clem .

clem clem clem, clem clem; clem clem clem clem clem
clem clem clem clem, clem clem clem clem clem.
clem clem clem clem clem clem clem clem,
clem clem clem clem clem clem clem clem clem clem.

Merry Clemmas!

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All I want for Christmas is Harrow •Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You• (A song about my brothers love for the warframe Harrow)

 

I don' t want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

I don't care about the blue prints

Underneath the Christmas tree

I don't need to hang my stocking

There beside my arsenal

Santa Claus won't make me happy

With a Furris on Christmas day

I just want him for my own

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is Harrow

Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas

I won't even ask for snow

I'm just gonna keep on waiting

Here beside my arsenal

I won't make a wishlist and beg the

Streamers to pick my name

I won't even stay awake to hear those magic Kubrows bark

'Cause I just want him here tonight

Killing Grineer left and right

Ordis, what more can I do?

All I want for Christmas is Harrow

Oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere

And the sound of other Tenno's laughter fills the air

And I hear those sleigh bells ringing on the Furax

Santa, won't you please bring me the one I really need?

Won't you please bring my Harrow to me?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas

This is all I'm asking for

I just wanna see a Harrow

Standing at my arsenal

Oh, I just want him for my own

More than you could ever know

Please make my wish come true

All I want for Christmas is Harrow

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SPACE MOM GOT RUN OVER BY A GRINEER

Space Mom got run over by a Grineer
Walking home from our ship Norg-mas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Clem Claus
But as for me and Ordis we believe.

She'd been drinking too much cryotic
And we begged her not to parkour
But she forgot to farm for relics
And that Saryn Prime was out the door

When we found her Norg-mas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had kavat bites on her forehead
And Hellion Dargyn burns on her back

Space Mom got run over by a Grineer
Walking home from our ship Norg-mas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Clem Claus
But as for me and Ordis we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Hunhow
He's been taking this in stride
See him in there watching Stalker
Breaking War and giving his acolytes a ride

It's not Norg-mas without Space Mom
All the Tenno’s are dressed in black
As long as they have the plat for colors
Otherwise they’ll have to stand in back

Space Mom got run over by a Grineer
Walking home from our ship Norg-mas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Clem Claus
But as for me and Ordis we believe

Now the eidolon are on the plains
As Vay-Hek goes insane
He just keeps calling us maggots
While we pop the fissure and stop the plague

I've warned my clan and Red Veil
Better watch out for Vor this time
Cause they’ll never see him coming
And DE hasn’t given us Clem Claus Prime

Space Mom got run over by a Grineer
Walking home from our ship Norg-mas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Clem Claus
But as for me and Ordis we believe

Singin' Ordis
Space Mom got run over by a Grineer
Walking home from our ship Norg-mas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Clem Claus
But as for me and Ordis we believe

Edited by (PS4)Nebcron

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I came back to this thread and my submission was gone so I’m just making sure it’s still here.

Deck the Warframes (original is Deck the Halls by Thomas Oliphant) had assistance from my boyfriend (AuSiE 32)

 

Deck the warframes with new mods,

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Rush, primed flow, prism guard

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our syandanas

Fa la la, la la la, la la la

Try to earn the warframe Gara

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Defeat the Eidolon Teralyst

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Infested problem, gonna fix it

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow me in merry measure,

Fa la la la la, la la la la

While I tell of Orokin treasure

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away prime access passes,

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Hail the new Mirage Prime access,

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Sing we joyous, all the Tenno

Fa la la la la, la la la la

We love this game, can’t let it go

Fa la la la la, la la la la

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Based on Good King Wenceslas, John Mason Neale 1853
Musical accompaniment (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhVvP3whtW4

Good King Nidus looked out
On the fallen behemoth 
When pluto's snow lay round about
Deep and crisp and even
lens flare on the moon that night
Though the Frost's globe was cruel
When the stalker came in sight
looking for a duel

"Hither, Frost, and stand by me
A stalker we'll be killing
Yonder Frost, where are thee?
What are exactly are you doing?"
"Sir, a mod dropped over hence
I am going to get it" 
YOUR ACTIONS DO HAVE CONCEQUENCE 
"Here he comes! forget it!"

"Bring your Amp and I'll bring mine
we will make him wither
both our powers we'll combine.
We will drive him hither."
Frost and Nidus forth they went
Forth they went together
Through Stalker's wild lament
And the shield draining weather

"Nidus, the Stalker is darker now
and the shadows made him stronger
Fails my health, I know not how,
I can go no longer."
FROST IS BLEEDING OUT... 
"Switch to Operator, my good Frost
use your amp boldly.
Thou shalt find the Stalker's rage
Drain your health less coldly."

In Nidus's steps he run
Where the snow lay dinted
"WHAT HAVE YOU.... done?"
They defeated Stalker panted
Therefore, Tenno, be ye sure
do as Good King Nidus said
Ye who now will switch to operator
Shall yourselves find another Dread

Edited by Pyus

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From "O Tannenbaum" ("O Christmas Tree") by  Ernst Anschütz.

There are several different sets of lyrics and stanza formats for this song, so I just did what felt right.

Spoiler

O Unum Great

 

O Unum great, o Unum tall,

How lovely is thy gilding.

O Unum great, o Tennobaum,

how lovely is thy gilding.

 

The white and gold, beauty untold,

The tow'ring height, filling all sight.

O Tennobaum, o Unum tall,

how lovely is thy gilding.

 

O Unum great, o Unum tall,

how lovely is thy gilding.

O Tennobaum, o Tennobaum,

how lovely is thy gilding.

 

Thine bright blue lights, without a blight,

The Cetus-folk that worship thee.

O Tennobaum, o Tennobaum,

how lovely is thy gilding.

 

O Magesty, o Tennobaum,

how lovely is thy gilding.

Protector great, o Tower tall,

how lovely is thy gilding.

 

 

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Original: Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt

Stalker Baby

Spoiler

Stalker baby, just spawn right into our lobby, for me

Been grinding at Warframe, Stalker Baby, so go ahead and drop war tonight

 

Stalker Baby, don't forget to drop landing craft parts too, thank you

I'll be waiting for you here, Stalker Baby, so go ahead and drop hate tonight

 

Think of all the tenno I will diss

Think of all the opportunities I have missed

Next mission I'll kill Alad V, cross another off my list

 

Stalker Baby, you'll drop, because my fiery Javlok

I won't shed a tear, Stalker Baby, so go and drop me despair tonight

 

Stalker buddy, there is only one thing i need, indeed

Any blueprint will be fine, Stalker Baby, but please don't drop dread tonight

 

Stalker buddy, i really don't mean to flex, on ya "X"

You'll be dead and I'll be fine, Stalker buddy, so spawn into my lobby tonight

 

Come on and fight, you and me

Don't worry about these other three

 

I really want to battle you

My friends have little faith in me

 

Stalker baby, lets go ahead and do the thing

I got fang

I'm gonna slice your throat

 

Stalker Baby, so spawn into my lobby tonight

Spawn into my lobby tonight

Spawn, tonight

 

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Memes of the Warframe (Christmas edition) [Carol of the Bells - Mykola Leontovych]

Growth of the Profit
Rich on the Index
More nano spores
Oh such a sore
Clem has arrived
Bring all you strived
To Vets and noobs
Update coming soon
Clem, grakata
That is his call
All random fire
Call him a sire
Vay Hek’s boil
Just went to soil
Magnificence
Next open world
Next big event
Comes with resent
Make a sacrifice
That would be nice
Cephalon shy
Wants to say die
Talk of good cheer
Tennogen is here
Umbra, umbra, umbra umbra
Excal
Umbra, umbra, umbra umbra
Excal
On, on they fish
Bring out the niche
Stalker has no fear
Darvo has a deal
 

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Frosty the Snowman 

Sung by Gene Autry

"Ember The Warframe"

Spoiler

 

Ember the Warframe
Was a jolly happy flame,
With a Heart with a happy soul.
And all enemies were turned into coal.
 
Ember the Warframe is in jail, they say,
She was made of Fire.
But Alad V knew
How she came to life one day.
 
There must have been some magic in that
Old phoenix hat he found.
For when they placed arcanes on her head
She began to burn around.
 
O, Ember the Warframe
Was burning as she could,
And the Devs say she could burn
And kill just the same as you and me.
 
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Look at Ember go
 
Ember the Warframe
Knew the weather was wet that day
So she said, "Let's run
And we'll have some fun
Now before I extinguish away"
 
Down to Cetus
With a Tigris in her hand
Burning here and there
All around the plains
Saying "Extinguish me if you can"
 
She led him down the Cetus Hall
Right to the downfall.
And she only paused a moment when
She heard him holler "Clem!"
 
Ember the Warframe
Had to hurry on her way,
But she blasted goodbye saying,
"Don't you cry, I'll burn you again some day."

Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Look at Ember go
 
Thumpity, thump, thump
Thumpity, thump, thump
Over the hills of Coal

 

 

 

 

 

 

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CAROL OF THE BELLS

:sleep:

NOW: CLEM OF THE SELLS

 

Dark! How work Sells
Sweet PLAT Sells
All seem to say,
„Farm prime stuff away.“

Tennobaum is here
Bringing good Tear
To boys and girls
Seek for the girls

Clim, Clom, Clim, CLEM
That is Tennos song
With grakataful 
All cleming

One seems to fear
Stalker is for good beer
From anywhere
Chillng in the chair

Oh how they try to scam,
getting peoples PLAT,
O’er Konzu and Saya,
Telling their tale,
Daily they fight

While people might
better sell prime stuff for Beer
Tennobaum is here
Stalky, stalky, stalky, stalky Christframemas
Clemy, clemy, clemy, clemy Christframemas

"On, on they send
On without end
Their joyful tone
To ev’ry home"

 

A little Gift from me Tenno

 

Edited by (PS4)InUrFaceKonoyaro

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Silent Night
 

Spoiler

Silent Nidus, Infested Nidus!
Glast is calm, while Tenno fight 
Round yon Tender Myconian child 
Holy Triuna so tender and mild
Sleep in Origin's peace, sleep in Origins peace

Silent Nidus, Infested Nidus
Myconins shake, at what Nef takes
Neewa stolen and behind prison bars
Soon the mumblers come from afar
Sleep in Origin's peace, sleep in Origin's peace.

Silent Nidus, Infested Nidus
Broker's quake at Tenno's blight
Nidus shooting them right in the face
Gambled for Neewa now she's free from that place.

Sleep in Origin's peace, sleep in Origin's pace.

 

 

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Warframe

(Based on Toyland (Original) - Babes in Toyland - Operetta - Victor Herbert: https://youtu.be/0JpK0V8P0OM*

When you've grown up Tenno,
And are as old as I,
You'll often ponder on the years
That roll so swiftly by, Tenno,
That roll so swiftly by.
And of the many Frames,
You will have journeyed through,
You'll oft recall
The best of all,
The Frame your childhood knew!
Your childhood knew.

Chorus:
Warframe. Warframe.
Little girl and boy Frame.
While you dwell within it,
You are ever happy then.
Childhood’s joy-Frame
Mystical merry Warframe,
Once you pass it’s borders,
You can never return again.

When you've grown up, Tenno,
There comes a dreary day.
When 'mid the locks of black appears
The first pale gleam of gray, Tenno,
The first pale gleam of gray.
Then of the past you'll dream
As gray-haired grown-ups do,
And seek once more
Its phantom Form,
The Frame your childhood knew!
Your childhood knew

 

Chorus:
Warframe. Warframe.
Little girl and boy Frame.
While you dwell within it,
You are ever happy then.
Operator’s joy-Frame
Mystical merry Warframe,
Once you pass it’s borders,
You can never return again.

*The video is not mine, It is the property of SirParsifal

Edited by (PS4)NIGHT_STALKERo65

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Vor the Demoted Grineer (Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer) 

Vor the demoted Grineer

Had a very shiny key

And if you ever saw it 

You would wanna dodge right away

 

All of the other Grineer 

used to laugh and call him names

He lost his status of admiral 

Because his greed got in his way

 

Then one starry Earthly eve

A Tenno was in his way

Tenno with your frame so bright 

wont you be mine tonight

 

The ascaris proved to be tricky

But Tenno always find a way

Vor the demoted Grineer

Lost his fight to the decay

 

 

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Here goes...

 

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Warframe
(Based on It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas, by Bing Crosby)

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe,
Ev'rywhere you go; 
Take some time to visit the Plains, it's night time once again,
With Terracysts and Cetus Wisps aglow.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe, 
Time to make my day.
'Cause the prettiest sight to see is Mirage Prime just for me,
A new frame to play.

Some new toys that go boom or can clear out a room 
Is the wish of Mesa and Ash; 
Oh yes! My friends need a Zenurik lens
To charge energy with a dash; 
And hip hooray it's Trader Day so pony up some cash.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe,
Ev'rywhere you go;
There's corrupt Grineer to quell, a defence calls as well,
So grab some gear and put on a great show.

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe,
Ev'rywhere you gaze;
So send the relatives away and play Warframe ev'ry day
For the holidays.

Edited by (PS4)Novelmouse

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The Grinch Theme Song

You're a mean one, Little Worm. You really, look like an eel.

You're as Cuddly as an Ancient, you're the least-charming of the Grineer, little worm.

You're a little terror with a, bone-chilling sneer.

 

You're a monster, Little Worm.

You're heart's an empty hole.

You're brain is full of slurry ideas, you've kuva on the brain, little worm.

I wouldn't touch you with a, Thirty nine and a half foot Bo!

 

You're a foul one, Little Worm. My list could measure in miles.

You've all the tender sweetness of a seasick Karkina, Little Worm.

Given the choice between the two of you I'll take the seasick Karkina.

 

You're a lobber, Little Worm. You're a Queen of Simple Sots.

You're heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots Little Worm.

You're a three decker Mortfish and neurode sandwich, with technocyte sauce.

 

You nauseate me, Little Worm, Like a maxed status Pox.

You are an sadistic little ruler and you love the sound of your own voice Little Worm.

You're room is an appalling dung heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable, patrolled by zits that are about to pop.

 

You're a foul one, Little Worm. You're a mass of twisted flesh. You've less friends than Lephantis, the infested skip you as a meal Little Worm. The only things you'll get from anyone are as follows, mark my word: Impact, Slash, Pierce. 

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Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Lee "Scratch" Perry (Original)

Rockin' Around the Tenno Relay

 

Rockin' around the Tenno Relay

While Octavia plays a tune

The kuva are restless here today

They've been dancin' since noon

Rockin' around the Tenno Relay

While Frost makes it snow

The children all laugh and play

While Mirage puts on a show

 

Nekros will be smiling when he sees

Tenno cheering, It's finally here

Now deck the Relay from front to rear

Rockin' around the Tenno Relay

Ember's roasting chestnuts at the fire

Because tis the very, merry way

 

Nekros will be smiling when he sees

Tenno cheering, It's finally here

Now deck the Relay from front to rear

Rockin' around the Tenno Relay

Ember's roasting chestnuts at the fire

Because tis the very, merry way

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Deck the hall originally written by: John Ceiriog Hughes

Darkness in the Halls

Raise the dead from below with Nekros, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

 

In the Plains you will decease, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Don’t run now and become feral, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Beg for mercy or Die from soul punch, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

See the Red Veil burning for you, Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Strike the souls of those who oppose you, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

Following Loka is not a pleasure, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Then he’ll use Desecrate for your treasure, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 

No Tenno can out class him, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hail Death’s New Master on all land masses, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Bow before him or get Slaughtered! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

He Will hit you harder than Mayweather, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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This is "Here comes Stalker-Claus"

By RanskyNoodles

       The original song is "Here comes Santa Claus" by, Gene Autry

Spoiler

Here comes Stalker-Claus, here comes Stalker-Claus

Right down Tennobaum lane

Hunhow, Suda, all his vessels

Pulling on the reins (of death)

Swords are clinging, Tenno screaming

All is gloomy and dark

Hang your weapons and say a prayer

'Cause Stalker-Claus comes tonight

Here comes Stalker-Claus, here comes Stalker-Claus

Riding down Tennobaum lane

He's got the War that's filled with consequences

For Corpus and Grineer again

Hear those Death Threats ring out

What a frightful night

Jump into cover and hide your head

Because Stalker-Claus comes tonight

Here comes Stalker-Claus, here comes Stalker-Claus

Right down Tennobaum lane

He doesn't care if you're a rich or poor Tenno

He stabs you just the same

Stalker knows that we're Lotus's children

That makes everything wrong

Fill your Grataka with Clem-mas cheer

'Cause Stalker-Claus comes tonight

Well, here comes Stalker-Claus, here comes Stalker-Claus

Riding down Tennobaum lane

He'll come around when the chimes ring out

It's Clem-mas morn’ again

Death in The Origin System will come to all

If we just follow the mist

Let's give thanks to the Lotus above

'Cause Stalker-Claus comes tonight

'Cause Stalker-Claus comes tonight!

really want some plat :clem: 

 

Edited by (XB1)RanskyNoodles

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart - Wham!

Tennobaum Version

Spoiler

Last Christmas, I gave Lotus my Clem
But the very next login she threw him away
This year, to save me from quitting
I'll give it to my fellow Tenno

Last Christmas, I gave Lotus my Clem
But the very next login she threw him away
This year, to save me from quitting
I'll give it to my fellow Tenno

Two weird dreams and no more
I keep to myself
But she still needs my help
Tell me, Lotus
Do you want to have Clem?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise DE
“Merry Tennobaum!”
I bought it and gifted it
With a note saying, "Lotus, love me" I meant it
Now, I know what an Orokin I've been
But if you gave me prime now
I know you'd use me again

Last Christmas, I gave Lotus my Clem
But the very next login she threw him away
This year, to save me from quitting
I'll give it to my fellow Tenno

Last Christmas, I gave Lotus my Clem
But the very next login she threw him away
This year, to save me from quitting
I'll give it to my fellow Tenno

A crowded clan, Tennos with tired operators
I'm hiding from Lotus, and her soul of justice
My Clem, I thought she was someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was warframed to die

The face of a killer with a War on his back
A man called Stalker which tore me apart
Now, I've found a fixed Ordis you'll never use me again

Last Christmas, I gave Lotus my Clem
But the very next login she threw him away
This year, to save me from quitting
I'll give it to my fellow Tenno

Last Christmas, I gave Lotus my Clem
But the very next login she threw him away
This year, to save me from quitting
I'll give it to my fellow Tenno

The face of a killer with a War on his back
A man called Stalker which tore me apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to Ordis
I'll give Clem to some fellow Tennos

F.I.N.

 

 

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I just so happen to love making lyrics, so I may have gotten a bit carried away with this. This is not so much the typical happy Christmas song, and it's heavily focused around the lore of Warframe (at least what I could find), but it is nonetheless based on a Christmas carol.

Original Song: We Three Kings by John Henry Hopkins Jr., 1857

 

We, the Tenno

 

We, the Tenno, come from afar,

lost without the light of a star.

Through the ages, in our cages,

trapped in a reservoir.

 

[Chorus]

O mother blooming, mother bright,

guide us in this starless night.

Gun and blade our path is made,

for balance and for peace we fight.

 

Shards of glass on Eidolon's plain

sacrificial victory claim.

From its tomb, all will consume;

an ancient race once slain.

 

[Chorus]

O mother blooming, mother bright,

guide us in this starless night.

Gun and blade our path is made,

for balance and for peace we fight.

 

Flesh and mind a war have to wage.

Mindless beasts soon join the stage.

Bleeding and killing, voices pleading;

signs of a broken age.

 

[Chorus]

O mother blooming, mother bright,

guide us in this starless night.

Gun and blade our path is made,

for balance and for peace we fight.

 

Born from hatred, fed by despair.

Marked for death, betrayer beware.

Sorrowing, glooming, dread consuming,

trailed by the shadow's stare.

 

[Chorus]

O mother blooming, mother bright,

guide us in this starless night.

Gun and blade our path is made,

for balance and for peace we fight.

 

Now awake, we open our eyes.

Our true nature, no more lies.

Body and mind once more aligned;

now we, the Tenno, rise.

 

[Chorus]

O mother blooming, mother bright,

guide us in this starless night.

Gun and blade our path is made,

for balance and for peace we fight.

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All I Want From DE Is Plat by Samfire1229

A parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey

(I really enjoyed writing this and most likely will make a recording of me performing it)

I don't want a lot from DE
There is just one thing I crave
I don't care about the Endo
I’m smart enough stock and save
I want the trade bars we love
Make them rain down from above
There’s nothing wrong with that
All I want from DE is plat

I don't want too much from DE
Gara from the Eidolon, and I
Been farming for 30 quests now
Why won’t that chassis spawn
I don't need to farm the weapons
To go along with the frame
It honestly sounds draining
I am so sorry to complain

I want the trade bars that we love
Make them rain down from above
I may sound like a brat
But all I want from DE is plat

I don’t want syndicate death squads
Or the stalker on my tail, and I
I’ll just keep on farming relics
Leaving bodies on my trail

I’ll keep raising up my Mastery
To get more trades and traces for
I won’t even leave the trade board
Till I get what I seek for

'Cause I just want plat, I won’t fake
To decrease the time it will take
Is something wrong with that?
Oh, Baby all I want from DE is plat

All the trade boards spamming
Deals on everywhere
And the sound of Tenno’s chatting
haggling fills the air

And everyone will cheer
I hear the void trader’s here
DE won't you gift me
The thing that I desire
I promise to be this year’s top buyer

I don't want a lot for DE
This is all that I request
I just wanna see some shiny
Plat on my computer desk

I want the trade bars that we love
Make them rain down from above
I may sound like a brat
But all I want from DE is plat

All I want from DE is plat, baby

 

Edited by (PS4)Samfire1229
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The 6 Mastery Ranks of Warframe:

Ba-Dum-Dum-Da-Dum,

Ba-Dum-Dum-Da-Dum,

Ba-Dum-Dum-Da-Dum,

Dun-Dun-Dun-Dun-DUM...,

On MR 1 of Warframe,

Warframe gave to me,

Nothing cuz’ I’m a noob,

Im...A...Noob,

On MR 2 of Warframe,

Warfame gave to me,

Volt and Fire color platte,

And...Nothing...,

On MR 3 of Warframe,

Warframe gave to me,

Rhino and Edo Armour,

Volt and Fire color platte,

And...Nothing...,

On MR 4 of Warframe,

Warframe gave to me,

Frost and Frost Harka Pack,

Rhino and Edo Armour,

Volt and Fire color platte,

And...Nothing...,

On MR 5 of Warframe, 

Warframe gave to me,

Frost Prime & Soma Prime,

Frost and Frost Harka Pack,

Rhino and Edo Armour,

Volt and Fire color platte,

And...Nothing...,

On MR 6 of Warframe,

Warframe gave to me,

Misa Prime Syandana,

Frost Prime and Soma Prime,

Frost and Frost Harka Pack,

Rhino and Edo Armour,

Volt and Fire color platte,

And...Nothing...,

All of this is quite amazing,

Misa Prime is looking cool,

Frost Prime is AWESOME,

Soma Prime is a killer,

Frost is just good as his Prime,

The Harka Pack is very-detailed,

Rhino equals Hulk,

Edo Armour looks sharp,

Fire colors burn relentlessly,

And...Volt is lightning-fast...!

 

Hope you enjoyed the Warframe parody of “The 12 Days of Christmas.” I may not be Wierd Al Yancovik, but I hope I made a great Tenno Carol. Adios y gracias!(Goodbye and thank you!).   This Tenno Carol is a parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas."   Composer of the original song is Fredreric Austin

 

 

Sincerly,

good killer 243

 

 

 

Edited by (XB1)good killer 243
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