Llami Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 A parody of the song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Randy Brooks! Captain got run over by a Rhino Walking 'round the ship Tennobaum Eve You can say there's no such thing as Tenno But as for me and Vey Hek, we believe He'd been drainin' too much Void Source And we'd begged him not to go But he'd left his Seer Pistol So he ported out the door into Rhino When we found him Tennobaum mornin' At the scene of the attack There were fist prints on his forehead And intimidatin' boot marks on his back Captain got run over by a Rhino Walking 'round the ship Tennobaum Eve You can say there's no such thing as Tenno But as for me and Vey Hek, we believe Now we're all so proud of Vey Hek He's been takin' this so fair See him in there watchin' warframes Disgusted by fools breathing his air It's not Tennobaum without Captain All the Grineers's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we clone him again or wait for him to come back? Captain got run over by a Rhino Walking 'round the ship Tennobaum Eve You can say there's no such thing as Tenno But as for me and Vey Hek, we believe Now the blunt is on the floor And my grakata full of shells And a black and orange corruption That would have fit in Captain's torso since he fell I've warned all my dregs and lancers Better watch out for yourselves They should never fight a Tenno That has a Tigris Prime and Mastery Twelve Captain got run over by a Rhino Walking 'round the ship Tennobaum Eve You can say there's no such thing as Tenno But as for me and Vey Hek, we believe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Callidus__Puer Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) Darvo got ran over by baro (Grandma got ran over by a reindeer by randy brooks) Spoiler DARVO GOT RAN OVER BY BARO WALKING HOME FROM OUR RELAY TENNOBAUM EVE YOU CAN SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BARO BUT AS FOR CLEM AND LOTUS WE BELIEVE HE'D BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH APOTHIC AND THEY BEGGED HIM NOT TO GO BUT HE FORGOT HIS OFFER AND HE FELL INTO THE VOID WHEN WE FOUND HIM THIS TENNOBAUM MORNING AT THE SCENE OF THE HIT HE HAD BARO MARKS ON HIS FOREHEAD AND INCRIMINATING BARO MARKS ON HIS BACK DARVO GOT RAN OVER BY BARO WALKING HOME FROM OUR RELAY TENNOBAUM EVE YOU CAN SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BARO BUT AS FOR CLEM AND LOTUS THEY BELIEVE NOW WE'RE ALL SO PROUD OF CLEM HES BEEN TAKING THIS SO WELL SEE HIM THERE SHOOTING GRAKATA AND DRINKING APOTHIC AND PLAYING CRUCIBLE WITH MOTHER LOTUS ITS NOT TENNOBAUM WITHOUT DARVO DEAL CLEM AND GRAKATA ARE DRESSED IN BLACK AND WE CANT HELP BUT WONDER SHOULD WE STEAL HIS PLAT OR MAKE IT A BUNDLE FOR £69.99 (OR MAKE IT A BUNDLE FOR £69.99) DARVO GOT RAN OVER BY BARO WALKING HOME FROM OUR RELAY TENNOBAUM EVE YOU CAN SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BARO BUT AS FOR CLEM AND LOTUS THEY BELIEVE NOW THE KUBROW IS ON THE TABLE AND THE KAVAT MADE OF CHEESE AND THE BLUE AND SILVER NOGGLES THAT WOULD HAVE MATCHED THE METAL ON DARVOS HAT IVE WARNED ALL THE FACTIONS BETTER WATCH OUT FOR BARO THEY SHOULD NEVER GIVE A SHIP TO A MAN WHO DRIVES A SALE AND PLAYS WITH PRICES DARVO GOT RAN OVER BY BARO WALKING HOME FROM OUR RELAY TENNOBAUM EVE YOU CAN SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BARO BUT AS FOR CLEM AND LOTUS THEY BELIEVE YELLING CLEM DARVO GOT RAN OVER BY BARO WALKING HOME FROM OUR RELAY TENNOBAUM EVE YOU CAN SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BARO BUT AS FOR CLEM AND LOTUS THEY BELIEVE HAPPY TENNOBAUM EVERYONE OR THING Didnt know any1 else done this just noticed that but mine is special and alot of time went into typing this lyrics are easy Edited December 16, 2017 by (PS4)shothartgameing Wrong song writer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agilis_Prime Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) Original Poem: Jingle Bells by James Pierpont I present to you, Bullet Shells! On 12/8/2017 at 1:17 PM, [DE]Helen said: v Flying through the space In a cephalons Liset O’er the Plains we go Killing all the way Bullet shells hitting the floor ring Keeping the solar system bright What fun it is to shoot and slash A Warframe song tonight Oh, Cor-orpus, Gri-ineer Failing all the time Oh what fun it is to grind On Hieracon, Pluto, hey! Cor-orpus, Gri-ineer Failing all the time Oh what fun it is to grind On Hieracon, Pluto A Solstice or two ago I thought I’d take a go And soon, our guide Lotus Told me to steal the show My Warframe is strong and fierce Misfortune seemed the factions lot They got killed by some shots And then we got our loot Oh, Cor-orpus, Gri-ineer Failing all the time Oh what fun it is to grind In Hieracon, Pluto, hey! Cor-orpus, Gri-ineer Failing all the time Oh what fun it is to grind On Hieracon, Pluto A Solstice or two ago The battle I must tell I went out on the Plains And on my back I fell An Eidolon was walking by In the dark night time It screeched as I sprawling lie But quickly went in the lake Oh, Cor-orpus, Gri-ineer Failing all the time Oh what fun it is to grind In Hieracon, Pluto, hey! Cor-orpus, Gri-ineer Failing all the time Oh what fun it is to grind On Hieracon, Pluto And now the the floor is red Go it while you’re alive Kill some Eidolons tonight And sing this Warframe song Killing the Vomvalysts in the way Only two forty platinum to spend Hitch some relics to open And crack, you’ve got some Primes Oh, Cor-orpus, Gri-ineer Failing all the time Oh what fun it is to grind On Hieracon, Pluto, hey! Cor-orpus, Gri-ineer Failing all the time Oh what fun it is to grind On Hieracon, Pluto Edited December 16, 2017 by _Bubu_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides52 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Jingle Bells - Christmas Carol ( Tenno Way )Dashing through the gateIn a two-wing open sleighEdiolon fields we goArchwing all the wayFishing on the lakeMaking ostron pointWhat fun it is to TeralystsGoing hunt tonight HEY TENNO WAY, TENNO WAY TENNO ALL THE WAY SO MUCH FUN HUNT HIM DOWN WITH THE TENNO WAY HEY HOHOHOHOHO Happy Merry Christmas for all Tenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
higherarch Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 The 12 days of Christmas, originally sung by "Straight no Chaser". Parodied version by Overkill studios On the first day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: A nerfed down Opticor beam. On the second day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Two Equinox forms and a nerfed down Opticor beam. On the third day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Three obnoxious Grustrag, Two Equinox forms and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the fourth day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the fifth day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Five Infested Bosses. Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the Sixth day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Six Warring syndicates. Five Infested Bosses. Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the seventh day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Seven Corpus Bosses, Six Warring syndicates. Five Infested Bosses. Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the eighth day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Eight Grakata sidearms, Seven Corpus Bosses, Six Warring syndicates. Five Infested Bosses. Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the ninth day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Nine Stalker death threats, Eight Grakata sidearms, Seven Corpus Bosses, Six Warring syndicates. Five Infested Bosses. Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the tenth day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Ten wraith weapons, Nine Stalker death threats, Eight Grakata sidearms, Seven Corpus Bosses, Six Warring syndicates. Five Infested Bosses. Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the eleventh day of Christmas, Warframe gave to me: Eleven hours farming Gallium, Ten wraith weapons, Nine Stalker death threats, Eight Grakata sidearms, Seven Corpus Bosses, Six Warring syndicates. Five Infested Bosses. Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and a nerfed down opticor beam. On the twelfth day of Christmas, Warframe give me please: At least twelve fanframes, Eleven hours farming, Ten wraith weapons, Nine Stalker death threats, Eight Grakata sidearms, Seven Corpus Bosses, Six Warring syndicates. Five Infested Bosses. Four chromas screaming, three obnoxious Grustrag, Two equinox forms, and an unnerfed opticor beam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atreides52 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Just now, Atreides52 said: Jingle Bells - Christmas Carol ( Tenno Way )Dashing through the gateIn a two-wing open sleighEdiolon fields we goArchwing all the wayFishing on the lakeMaking ostron pointWhat fun it is to TeralystsGoing hunt tonight HEY TENNO WAY, TENNO WAY TENNO ALL THE WAY SO MUCH FUN HUNT HIM DOWN WITH THE TENNO WAY HEY HOHOHOHOHO Happy Merry Christmas for all Tenno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cazzzz Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 "Frost Prime the Warframe". Original: "Frosty the Snowman" (Ft the Puppini Sisters), Michael Buble Spoiler Frost Prime the Warframe was an icy, chilly guy. With a freezing coat and a glacial touch, And a suit made with some gold. Frost Prime the Warframe is a glacial guy, they say, He killed some foes with his icicles And ended their life that day. There must have been some Forma in That old Prime frame unveiled, For when the enemies came round He froze them to the ground. O, Frost Prime the Warframe Was powerful as could be And the Corpus say he could waltz away From the ice caves of Nereid. Frost Prime the Warframe was an icy, chilly guy. With a freezing coat and a glacial touch, And a suit made with some gold. Frost Prime the Warframe is a glacial guy, they say, He killed some foes with his icicles And ended their life that day. There must have been some Forma in That old Prime frame unveiled, For when the enemies came round He froze them to the ground. Frost Prime the Warframe, Knew Vay Hek would rue the day. So he said "Let's run, And we'll have to gun Some Grineer down on the way." Frost Prime the Warframe Finished the mission on his way So he waved goodbye, saying "I won't lie, Defense is too easy for me." Frost Prime was my first Prime item and I just couldn't help myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spznyx Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 "Santa Baby " Sung by Eartha Kitts written by Joan Javits and Philip Springer Spoiler Sung by Vay Hek in Vay Hek fashion "Tenno Babies" Tenno babies, just slip a toxin.. under the TREEEEEE... for MEEEEE Been an awful grin....NEEER Tenno babies,... so hurry down to my fomorian fleet TONIGHT!!!! Tenno babies, your Archwing will be blown up too, with bright BLOOM I'll wait up for you, DEAR Tenno babies,... so hurry down to my fomorian fleet TONIGHT!!!! Think... OF.. ALL the fun I've MISSED Think of all the TENNO SCUM.. that I haven't KILLED Next year.. INSECTS... you will be Extinct If you'll... just come... to my SHIP Tenno Babies, I want to grind your BONES... and really that's not... A LOT!!! It's been a HEK of a YEAR!!! Tenno babies,... so hurry down to my fomorian fleet TONIGHT!!!! Hurry down to my fomorian fleet TONIGHT!!!! Hurry, Tonight!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherKi Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Deck The Halls/ Pentatonix Deck the halls with Stalker's bounties, Rap tap tap, Rap tap tap, Rap tap tap Tis' the season to be farming!, Fa' la' la' la' la CLEM Don we now our frames apparel!, Fa' la' la' la- Rap Tap Tap Troll the ancient beta bugs, fa' la' la' la' la' la See the blazing [fury] within us, clem, clem-cl-clem-cl,clem Strike the banshee and join the quake, Rap Tap tap tap, tap, Rap tap tap Follow me in every wall jump, fah' lah' rah'' lahhhhh-CLEM While I tell of Orokin Treasure, fa 'la 'la 'la 'fa 'la la Fast away the old update passes, Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem Hail the new, newcomers and vets, Rap Tap tap tap tap sing we zephyrs grouped in squad together fa' la 'la 'la 'la 'la Heedless of the darvo and the frost, rap tap tap, rap tap tap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kartair Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 White Christmas By Bing Crosby (Bloody Battle) I'm dreaming of a Bloody Battle Just like the ones the Tenno Know Where the Stalkers die at last and The Tenno Start to laugh To hear the screams of Grineer in the snow I'm dreaming of a Bloody Battle With every Jackal leg I slice May your days be Short lived and bright And may all your Enemies die at night I'm dreaming of a Bloody Battle Just like the ones The Tenno know Where the Stalkers die at last and the Tenno start to laugh To hear the screams of Grineer in the snow I'm dreaming of a Bloody battle With every Infested I cut down May your days be short lived and bright And may all your Enemies die at night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)LabrynthBride Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) This is a colaboration between my husband cyrus6666 and I. Sung to the tune of John Lennon's "Happy Christmas": So this is Warframe And your journey has begun Another quest over Now that Vor's Prize has been won And so this is Warframe And the grinding can be fun The farming with RNG-sus Is hit or miss for everyone It's a very Merry Warframe Another happy new year Hope the next Prime's a good one With lots of new gear And so this is Warframe Where weak become strong Corpus, Grineer and Infested They're all so very wrong And so Happy Warframe Tenno from all walks of life 842 in recruitment For help with the fight A very Merry Warframe Another happy new year Hope the next Prime's a good one With lots of new gear And so this is Warframe Your journey's far from done Awaken your operator In the Second Dream you must run And so this is Warframe And the Void keys are done The new navigation's amazing Please bring back "Wall Run" A very Merry Warframe Another happy new year Hope the next Prime's a good one With lots of new gear War Within is over If you want it War Within is over La, la, ah, ah, Happy Warframe Happy Warframe Happy warframe Edited December 16, 2017 by (XB1)sugarbean29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)EpicLegends23 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) Custom: It's the worst, horrible time for Grineer Original: It's the most wonderful time of the year by:Andy Williams Spoiler It's the worst, horrible time for Grineer By: EpicLegends23 It's the worst, horrible time for Grineer Now the Tenno are dueling And they will be telling you have bad gear It's the worst, horrible time for the Grineer It's the rat,tatateist season for all With those mission beatings, and Dojo meetings When tenno kill all It's the rat,tatateist season for all There'll be survivals hostings Enemies for roasting And caroling happy Tenno There'll be survival stories and Those times of glories of Warframe long-long ago It's the worst, horrible time for Grineer There'll be Tenno owing, platinum plowing, through inventory here It's the worst, horrible time for Grineer There'll be survivals hostings Enemies for roasting And caroling happy Tenno There'll be survival stories and Those times of glories of Warframe long-long ago There'll be Tenno owing, platinum plowing, through inventory here It's the worst horrible time Yes the worst horrible time Indeed the worst horrible time For Grineer Edited December 16, 2017 by (PS4)EpicLegends23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peegin Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 (edited) Jingle Bells James Lord Pierpont Darvo's Deals [Verse 1] Dashing to Darvo's In a cold empty Relay He's got crazy deals They're basically swift steals It's hard to think- that this guy's a creep When his deals are so darn cheap! [Chorus] Oh Darvo's Deals, Darvo's Deals They come once every day He's got new toys For girls and boys To go run out and slay, hey Darvo's Deals, Darvo's Deals Discounts of serrated steels You can end a life Day or night And bring in endless blight [Verse 2] A survival here and there Life Support seems to be rare No enemies that i see Oh how could all this be? The Grineer are hid in scare Corpus run, Infested shiver Cause I've got a new Quiver! [Chorus] Oh Darvo's Deals, Darvo's Deals They come once every day He's got new toys For girls and boys To go run out and slay, hey Darvo's Deals, Darvo's Deals Discounts of serrated steels You can end a life Day or night And take them toward the light [Verse 3] Alerts seem to fly by I never seem to die Took a few hits, here and there But it’s not too much care Darvo’s got my back Got a new pole to go and wack A bashed in skull Their armour dull Impact stat all the way, hey [Chorus] Oh Darvo's Deals, Darvo's Deals They come once every day He's got new toys For girls and boys To go run out and slay, hey Darvo's Deals, Darvo's Deals Discounts of serrated steels You can end a life Day or night And prep up for your next fight [Verse 4] Now the ground is red And everyone is dead. You fought your best To beat the rest And it’s all thanks to Darvo. [Clem’s Chorus] Clem Clem CLEEEEEM Clem Clem CLEEEEEM Clem Clem Clem-Clem-Clem Clem-Clem-Clem Clem Clem Clem Clem-Clem-Clem-Clem-Clem CLEM! Couldn't get an artist name, sorry ;o; but i'm pretty sure everyone knows jingle bells. Ignore ^ found it on a wiki article also, from the post below mine xD Edited December 17, 2017 by LimeWing2013 Found artist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SecretlyaCrow Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Original Song- Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont Jingle Bells (but Warframe) Spoiler Dashing through the Void with the Stalker on your trail over the Plains we go Parkouring all the way Blasts of bullets boom spelling Corpus doom what fun it is to run and slay some mobs tonight jingle bells, jingle bells Warframe all the day oh what fun it is to run a mission with your squad jingle bells, jingle bells Warframe all the day oh what fun it is to run a mission with your squad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)RomainMarvel599 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Le 08/12/2017 à 19:17, [DE]Helen a dit : Petit Papa Noel-Tino Rossi-1948 Petit Operateurs C'est la belle nuit de Cetus. Le Teralyst étend sa téreur Et les yeux levés vers le ciel, a genoux Les petits enfants Avant de perdre espoirs Font une dernière prière Petit Opérateur Quand tu descendras du ciel Avec des armes par milliers N'oublie pas de me sauver Mais, avant de partir Il faudra bien le detruire Dehors, tu vas avoir si peur C'est un peu à cause de moi Il me tarde tant que le jour se lève Pour que le Téralyst sois partis Tous les beaux jours Et que j'ai souhaitée Petit Opérateur Quand tu descendras du ciel Avec des armes par milliers N'oublie pas de me sauver Le marchand du Néant est passé Les enfants vont faire dodo Et tu vas pouvoir commencer Avec ton fardeau sur le dos Au son des cloches Ta distribution sera terminer Et quand tu reviendra due le Néant Viens d'abord sur notre relais Je n'ai pas été tous les jours très sage Mais j'en demande pardon Petit Opérateur Quand tu descendras du ciel Avec des armes par milliers N'oublie pas de me sauver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altairbex Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Silent ClemSilent Night by Simone Lole Spoiler Silent Clem Holy Clem All is ca- TENNO MAGGOTS All is bright Round yon Lotus Mother and child Holy Tenno so tender and wild Dream in heavenly peace Dream in heavenly peace Silent ClemHoly ClemTeshin prays at the sightGlory streams from the void afarHeavenly ? sing GRAKATAExcalibur the Savior is bornExcalibur the Savior is born Silent ClemHoly ClemAll is calmAnd all is brightRound yon Lotus Mother and childHoly Tenno so tender and wildDream in heavenly peaceDream in heavenly peace Silent ClemHoly ClemDream in heavenly sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Vixxor123 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 it's beginning to look alot like tennobaum (A tenno rendition of "it's beginning to look alot like christmas) it's beginning to look alot like tennobaum gifts to every player and even the stalkers here giving everyone tennobaum cheer just look at hate and despair it's beginning to look alot like tennobaum darvo deals everywhere but the prettiest sight to see is the gifts to you and me for your own players a pair of twin grakatas and a specter of me is the wish of mr clem dolls that stand on a block when the third door unlocks is when we meet it's beginning to look alot like tennobaum everywhere you go in the orbiters and your ship is the snow that will slip under the misletow the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)scorched_lungs Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 The Tenno song. To the tune of, The Chipmunk song. Ross Bagdasarian. Alright you Tenno's! Ready to swing your skanas? I'll say we are! Yeah! Let's swing em now! Okay, Rhino? Okay! Okay, Excalibur? Okay! Okay, Loki? Loki? Lokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! Okay!!! Tennobaum, that time is near Ignis fire, no stalker fear We've been silent, drank our milk Umbra comes, adorned in silk. This mark I have is serious Me I threw my orvius Passing thru an Orokin gate I'll bet Vor will still be late Cut in half, he always moans Dead he chatters on and on Okay Tenno's get ready. That was a good stomp Rhino. Naturally! Very good Excalibur Ah Ah Loki, you were a little visible, watch it! Ah Loki? Loki? Lokiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Okay Need a gun that shoots and shoots Went fishing, caught this stupid boot. Baro never comes to stay He took all of my ducats away An Eidolon is on the hunt In his jingle bells I'll punt. Very good Tenno's! Let's swing em again lotus Yeah! Let's swing em again No, that's enough let's not overkill it What do you mean, overkill it? We want to swing it again Now Tenno's, your surrounded It's the grinner..... We told you to let us swing it again Loki, come out where I can see you Excalibur, don't blind me Not the stomp, Rhino!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Magma Cube348 Posted December 16, 2017 Share Posted December 16, 2017 Original Carol: Jingle bells What we all want for Christmas on warframe.... Warframe Carol: Riven mods Spoiler Unveiling riven mods, what could they be for? Hopefully the odds, will be for my Boar Will it have some awesome rolls? that will make the weapon great Other guns will look so dull, and I really can-not wait, oh! Riven mods, riven mods we love riven mods. From the sorties, they are cool and we want to collect them all, oh Riven mods, riven mods we love riven mods. From the sorties, they are cool and we want to collect them all. Turning up the heat with my favourite gun shooting with the beat having tons of fun Fighting off grineer empowered by this mod they now run in fear and infested stay in their pods, oh Riven mods, riven mods we love riven mods. From the sorties, they are cool and we want to collect them all, oh Riven mods, riven mods we love riven mods. From the sorties, they are cool and we want to collect them all From the sorties, they are cool and we want to collect them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)TheShadowClaw808 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 "Flying around in the Orbiter" Rocking Around The Christmas Tree Artist: Lee "Scratch" Perry Flying' around in the Orbiter To the Void trader Ki’teer Grineer hung up on the wall Every shield osprey is up Flying' around in the Orbiter Let Gara’s crystalline spirit ring Later we will go into the plains And we'll do some caroling You will get a bloodthirsty feeling when you hear Voices screaming “Get the Tenno” Blow them up an explosive barrel Flying' around in the Orbiter Have a happy holiday Tenno committing genocide In a flashy kind of way You will get a safe kind of feeling when you see Shields regening and destroying the Stalker because he's bloodthirsty Flying' around in the Orbiter Everyone wishing for new frames In a Warframe kind of way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Lordvanorhost Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 It's beginning to look a lot like Cetus Everywhere you go Take a look at the brand new frame glistening once again With Tennobaum and Lotus Mom aglow It's beginning to look a lot like Cetus Zaws in every store But the prettiest sight to see, is the Plague Star that will be On your own front door A new skin for friends and infestations end Is the wish of Ash and Saryn Guns that will shoot and will give us good loot Is the hope of Volt and Vauban And Lotus and Friends can hardly wait for bounties to reset again It's beginning to look a lot like Cetus Everywhere you go There's a tower in Eidolon, Under the blazing sun The sturdy kind that takes some Grinder blows It's beginning to look a lot like Cetus The doors will come apart And the groove that will make them move , is the narta that you do Right within your heart It's beginning to look a lot like Cetus The doors will come apart And the groove that will make them move, is the narta that you do Right within your heart It's beginning to look a lot like Cetus, Cetus, Cetus, Cetus, Cetus. Original song: it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas by Johnny Mathis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logical2u Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 "Frohd Bek got shot down by a Balor", as sung by Alad V Originally "Grandma got run over by a reindeer", performed by Elmo & Patsy and written by Randy Brooks (Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw) Spoiler Frohd Bek got shot down by a Balor Flying home from Venus, on Tennobaum You can say there's no such thing as Vay Hek, but as for me and Anyo, we believe He'd been hogging all the intel On the new fomorian But he was longing for animo And he flew out to Pluto in a rush When they found him the next morning At the scene of the attack His ship had holes all along it And incriminating Grineer on the deck Frohd Bek got shot down by a Balor Flying home from Venus, on Tennobaum You can say there's no such thing as Vay Hek, but as for me and Anyo, we believe Now we're all so proud of Anyo He's been taking this so well See him betting on the Index and planning out a razorback assault It's not Tennobaum sans Frohd Bek The whole board is dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder Should we take his assets or invest them? (invest them!) Frohd Bek got shot down by a Balor Flying home from Venus, on Tennobaum You can say there's no such thing as Vay Hek, but as for me and Anyo, we believe Now the platinum's on the table and the Index is way up And the darkness of space Would have matched the armor of Ambulas I've warned all my fellow corpus "Better watch out for yourselves" They should never give a spaceship To a man who discarded all his flesh Frohd Bek got shot down by a Balor Flying home from Venus, on Tennobaum You can say there's no such thing as Vay Hek, but as for me and Anyo, we believe Happy Tennobaum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neswii Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Buddy, There's Loot in Here (From Baby, It's Cold Outside, by Frank Loesser) I really can't stay (but buddy, there's loot in here) I've got to go away (But Loki, there's loot in here) This run has been (been hoping that you'd stay in) So very nice (I'll block them off, with walls of ice) My clannies will start to worry (my ally what's your hurry?) My Kubrow will be pacing the floor (listen to the Octavia's score) So really I'd better scurry (my buddy please don't hurry) But maybe just another wave more (Also you need two of us four) Time to go, I'd say (Pal, it's boring out there) Say, I've play all day (no drops to be had out there) I wish I knew how (The traces like starlight now) To mod this Knell (I'll take Screenshots, your frame looks swell) I ought to say no, no, no sir (mind if we group up closer?) At least I'm gonna say that I tried (what's the sense in hurtin' my stride) I really can't stay (oh man try to hold out) But buddy there's loot in here. We simply must go (but tenno, there's relics here) The answer is no (but really, it drops in here) The focus has been (how lucky you stayed in) So nice and high (look out the window at this night) My friends will be suspicious (the energy looks delicious) My food will be here at four (tell them to leave it outdoor) The levels are getting so vicious (the energy was delicious) But maybe just another few more (never seen runs like this before) I've gotta log off (but bestie, it's dull out there) Say, friend me at end (It's up to your knees in here) You've really been grand (the thrill when we make our stand) But don't you see? (how can you do this thing to me?) Gonna be Baro tomorrow (think of my daylong sorrow) I hope there will be plenty to buy (if you got oneshoted and died) I really can't stay (Let's go to extract now) Look at these drops Buddy, there's loot tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pitchlight Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Clem-mas Day Silver bells Artist:Martina Mcbride Lots of Tenno, in their frames, Dressed in holiday style. In the air there's a feeling of clem-mas. Darvo selling, tenno passing, Meeting a friend or a few, and in every corridor you'll hear, Grakatas, Grakatas, its Clem-mas time in the relays, clem-clem-clem(back ground clems), hear him sing(back ground clems), Soon it will be Clem-mas day. Stings of clem lights, even grey lights, flash with joy and grace, as the tenno spend with their platinum. Hear the ships come, See the frames gather, It is Clem's last act, and above the shooting you'll hear, Grakatas, Grakatas, its Clem-mas time in the relays, clem-clem-clem(back ground clems), hear him sing(back ground clems), Soon it will be Clem-mas day. Soon it will be Clem-mas Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atiry41 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 "All I Want For Christmas Is You" By Mariah Carey "All I Want For Christmas Is mirage prime" Spoiler I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just two things I need I don't care about the resources Found throughout the maps I just want mirage prime access More than warframe could ever know Make my wish come true And of course with Argon Crystals too yeahI don't want a lot for Christmas There is just two things I need I don't care about the resources Found throughout the maps I see I don't need to slide on zip lines up above grineer troops The stalker won't kill me this time Not with dread, hate and despair I just want mirage prime More than warframe could ever know Make my wish come true And of course with Argon Crystals too yeah Too yeahOh, I won't ask for much this Christmas I don't even get snow And I'm just gonna keep on playing Until christmas time is here No one’s lucky with the relics But im gonna keep on trying To get what we all want There will be a lot of swearing 'Cause I just want mirage prime Cause I’ve worked so hard for mirage wanted her from the very start But then you bring her out as primeToo yeahOh, all the lights I’ve stayed up late And the sound of grineer screams that fill the air And everyone trading parts But always in there sets Stalker will you leave me alone Won't you please stay the hell away Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see myself with mirage prime and some Argon Right in my ship Oh, I just want mirage prime for my own More than warframe could ever know Make my wish come true Because I am very poor Too yeah because I am very poor, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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