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What's this? - Danny Elfman (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

 

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Baro's What's This?

What's this? What's this?
Baro Ki'Teer's in town.
What's this?
Prime mods to be found
What's this?
Cosmetics to disguise
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Tenno, this isn't fair
What's this?
What's this? What's this?
This Syandanas very long
What's this?
The noggles are in throngs
What's this?
Lisets are lined with
Little Statues spinning
Ordis is Hap..Angry
Whats complete in the foundry?
What is this? What is this?
There are Corpus throwing drones
Instead of making bids
Grineer spawning in tubes
Tyl Regor pats them on the head
There's a white Frost snowglobe
Ow, I'm bleeding out my eyes
And in my bones I feel the weight
From Mag being nearby
Oh, look
What's this?
I've found a vaulted room, It fits
I have just the right key, inspired
Tenno gathering around at each relay
To see what I've acquired!
What's this?
What's this?
Today I've got a little treat, good cheer
Gifts from good ol' Ki'Teer
And why?
We're covering you with tiny prisma things
They've got delicious blues that gleam
And there's a skin for everyone
So, now, collect before it's gone
These guns look fun
These guns look fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?
Oh my, what now?
Inaros is asleep 
But look, just see what he's bequeathed
No foe, no trial here to kill or trick him
Or ensnare him, only Scarabs swarming wings
Secure with heals from finishers
What's this?
The infested are all missing
And corrupted can't be found
And in their place it seems there is
Kuva flowing all around
Instead of Laughs, I wish
I could hear bullets in the air
The smell of endo dropping
It's absolutely everywhere
The un- -used Primes
They're worth ducats and with credits
you can get what you want, Booster
My empty treasury is filling up
I simply cannot trade enough
I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to know
I've got to know
What are these primes that I have found?
What is this?
Clem; Grakata?, hmmmmm...

 

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Santa Baby (Eartha Kitt)

"Stalker Baby"

 

Stalker baby, why do you always choose to go after me?

I just started this game

Stalker baby, so why can’t you just leave me alone?

 

Stalker baby, when you show up I’m never ready, it’s true

I have low-level gear

Stalker baby, so why can’t you just leave me alone?

 

Hunhow just gave you a sword

Looks like he has given you some armor too

Lotus says that Hunhow is bad

I just want to be left alone.

 

Stalker baby, why can’t you let go of the past already?

The Orokin are all dead

Stalker baby, so why can’t you just leave me alone?

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Where's Baro?  

To the tune of "Let it Snow" by Sammy Cahn and Jule Styne, July 1945.

 

Oh the arsenal is looking frightful,

Some new toys would be delightful,

The shoppin at Maroo's is slow,

Where's Baro?  Where's Baro?  Where's Baro?

 

We'll go do some fissure poppin',

Try to get prime goodies droppin',

That two day counter moves so slow,

Where's Baro?  Where's Baro?  Where's Baro?

 

Chasing booming balls of light,

Pulling reactant from the swarm,

Please give us more corrupted to fight,

And relics not packed with forma.

 

Gonna run more missions cuz we're tryin,

Scores of corrupted keep on fryin',

We're on the grind and it's time to go,

Where's Baro?  Where's Baro?  Where's Baro?

 

Still chasin' boomin' balls of light,

Pullin' reactant from the swarm.

We've been at it all through the night,

But at least we all got forma.

 

Now the arsenal will be delightful, 

Grineer and Corpus find us frightful,

Cuz the Void Trader's in the know,

Thanks Baro!  Thanks Baro!  Thanks Baro! 

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I came up with this when I saw the reward and said out loud, “I want a Mirage Prime Access for Christmas!” and upon hearing how similar it was to the song, I knew I had to do it!

I Want a Mirage Prime Access for Christmas

(I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas by Gayla Peevey)

LYRICS

I want a Mirage Prime Access for Christmas

Only a Mirage Prime Access will do

Don’t need normal Mirage, no dinkey tinker toy,

I want a Mirage Prime Access to confuse and destroy!

 

I want a Mirage Prime Access for Christmas

I think Ordis will be impressed, don’t you?

She won't be locked in relics, 

Just bring her on the ship,

That's the fastest way to kill!

 

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Farming with my old favorite, Trinity Prime

Oh what joy, what surprise

When I get back to the ship and see,

My new Mirage Prime’s tricks deceiving me!

 

I want a Mirage Prime Access for Christmas

Only a Mirage Prime Access will do

Don’t need Nekros or Rhino Prime

I only want, no need, the one Prime that is new

And I know Mirage Prime wants a Tenno too!

 

Lotus says Mirage Prime will kill me because it’s Orokin

But Ordis tells me she is vegetarian (ha don’t kill me Ordis plz)

 

There's lots of room in my extra Warframe slots

I'd upgrade and customize her there with my Orokin potat-s!

 

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Turning on my TV and squinting my eyes,

Oh what joy, what surprise

When I log in to Warframe

And see her Hall of Mirrors quickly maim!

 

I want a Mirage Prime Access for Christmas

Only a Mirage Prime Access will do

Don’t need Nekros or Rhino Prime 

I just need the Prime - Tenno combo that makes every fight unfair,

And I know Mirage Prime is ready to kick some Grineer derrière!

 

Sorry the fonts are different and it’s not hidden, I copy pasted it from my notepad and I don’t know how to hide the text, this is my first post on the forums!

 

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Altered Title: 'I Yust Go Nuts 'Round 'Baum Time'
Original: 'I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas' - Artist: Harry Stewart/Yogi Yorgesson (fake alias of Harry's) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_7coicdXWg
(Resung (almost) exactly the same later by Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg on their own Christmas album of the same name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNfDVqaEn-c
I have a record of the duo's Christmas album that I love to listen to around the holidays. The little comments hidden here and there in the background of Stan & Doug's cover are always worth a chuckle, heh~)

Note #1; The (fake) Swedish accent this song is sung in changes J's to Y's and W's to V's. Changes are also noted after words affected by the accent, between [brackets], for what they are the first time, and later reuses of the word won't show this, like Yust [Just].

Note #2; Before the last verse should be a large story; I discluded this for the large length of it and the lyric work it would take to make it look good and relate it to Warframe, and I feel it will dock me some points, but it wouldn't feel like much of a carol and more like some kind of explanation of traditions. I hope this is understood.

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I Yust Go Nuts 'Round 'Baum Time'

Oh, I yust [just] go nuts 'round 'Baum time,
On that yolly [jolly] holiday.
I'll go in the red, like a Furax-head,
Cause I'll burn this week's plat pay...

Oh, I yust go nuts 'round 'Baum time,
Trading sure procs my Berserk[er]!
On the day before, on the in-game store,
Like a poor, Commander'd yerk! [Jerk...? Likely an older meaning.]

I'll look at items for my friends,
There's palettes, boosters, lead...
But they don't mark their lists,
And so they'll get cheap cosmetics instead!

Oh I yust go nuts 'round 'Baum time,
Vhen [When] my Frames hang up their socks. [Ugh... All twelve of you? "> ~>]
It's a time for kids to extract gifts,
Vhile [While] their mama sends 'em out!

Oh, I yust go nuts 'round 'Baum time,
But I still have lots of fun!
Yust the same as you, I go grind it too!
Merry Ten-no-baum to alllllll~!



And to all, a happy New Cycle! May Warframe last through the many years ahead, both for the players, and through the war that's been waged across our Origin System! :community:
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My Days in Warframe
Original: The Twelve Days of Christmas by Frederic Austin
 

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On my first day in Warframe
They had gave to me:
A Mother to all the Tenno

On my second day in Warframe
They had gave to me:
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

On my third day in Warframe
They had gave to me:
Three starting Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

On my fourth day in Warframe
They had gave to me:
Four void run relics
Three starting Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno


On my fifth day in Warframe
They had gave to me:

Five Tenno schools
Four void run relics
Three starting Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

 

On my sixth day in Warframe
They had gave to me:

Six syndicates

Five Tenno schools
Four void relics
Three Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

On my seventh day in Warframe
They had gave to me:

Seven principles

Six syndicates

Five Tenno schools
Four void relics
Three Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

On my eight day in Warframe
They had gave to me:

Eight player missions

Seven principles

Six syndicates

Five Tenno schools
Four void relics
Three Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

 

On my ninth day in Warframe
They had gave to me:

Nine draining augment

Eight player missions

Seven principles

Six syndicates

Five Tenno schools
Four void relics
Three Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

On my tenth day in Warframe
They had gave to me:

Ten upgrade mod slots

Nine draining augments

Eight player missions

Seven principles

Six syndicates

Five Tenno schools
Four void relics
Three Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

 

On my eleventh day in Warframe
They had gave to me:

Eleven Primed-mary weapons

Ten upgrade mod slots

Nine draining augments

Eight player missions

Seven principles

Six syndicates

Five Tenno schools
Four void relics
Three Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

On my twelfth day in Warframe
They had gave to me:

Twelve days of gifting

Eleven Primed-mary weapons

Ten upgrade mod slots

Nine draining augments

Eight player missions

Seven principles

Six syndicates

Five Tenno schools
Four void relics
Three Warframes
Two weapon choices
and a Mother to all the Tenno

 

 

 

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   Hey, So I spent some time to make this masterpiece for you all!

Also, If somehow I win, I'd like to gift the winnings to someone else, I hope that's OK?

 

Rockn' Around the Christmas Tree

Original song written by Johnny Marks and recorded by Brenda Lee in 1958

 

Warframe is, the game for me

By: VileFox

1

Walkin' around, as my Trinity...

Spreading Blessings all the way!

Ash tries his best, to Keep it Loki...

As he jumps into the Fray!

 

Someone's stalkin' around, all infamously...

So you better watch you back!

The Stalker is hiding, in a Threshcone tree...

 Planning his next attack!

 

Prisms mesmerize our foes, as Mirage takes to the scene...

Seems all my friends have brought the "A Game",  THAT, is why I love Warframe!

 

2

Rockn' around, On Strata Relay...

Yeah, the party's here today!

Everyone dance, Synchronically... 

Fashion Frames out on Display!

 

Frost chills in the corner, Valkyr throws a Tantrum...

And Harrow's dance moves are off the chain!

Volt Amps up the volume, Of Octavia's Anthem...

And Banshee's Vocals are insane!

 

Poor Mag tries her very best, just to...Avoid her Crush...

Nyx draws Nova into a mind game, JUST More reasons to love Warframe!

 

3

Knockn' around, Mutalist Alad V...

Atlas's combos bring the pain!

Chroma splits away, from his Effigy...

Swinging a Hate filled Candycane!

 

Fire-Walkin' around, Halo's all that you see...

As Nezha uses Divine Spears!

Nekros summons his bros, then Strikes a pose so scary...

And then he plays on Poor Alad's fears!

 

Mesa tries to keep the Peace... Oberon just wants to smite...

Defeated, Alad V is left to his shame, So WHY not come join me in Warframe?! 

 

4

You know Baro ki Teer? Call him Baro ki' Tease...

Because his prices are a crime!

Darvo's got the deals, or so he believes...

Symaris should only ever talk in Rhyme!

 

Clemin' around, I got a Clem with me...

Because you know that it's Clem time!

Clem's got your back, just you wait and see...

Soon their gonna give us Clem PRIME!

 

So sorry If I didn't mention... Your favorite Warframe...

It's because I'd rather stop singin' now, AND.... go enjoy the game!

 

END.

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On 12/8/2017 at 12:17 PM, [DE]Helen said:

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go;
Time to create Warframe Christmas carols for all to sing
That would even warm the heart of Darvo.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Clem is full of cheer;
Because he can’t wait to hear music by Tenno everywhere
For Christmas time this year!


How to enter:
Take an original Christmas Carol and change the lyrics to be Warframe related!
Submit your Warframe Christmas Carol in this thread for judging.

Need an example?

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The Stalker is Coming to Town

Get your best load out
Get all your allies
You better team up
So nobody dies
The Stalker is coming to town

He knows who is marked
Nobody can hide
Nothing but his shadow on his side
The Stalker is coming to town

He fills the Tenno with dread
He cuts them down with hate
He wants to throw despair your way
And he does not hesitate!

O! Get your best load out!
Get all your allies
You better team up
So nobody dies
The Stalker is coming to town
The Stalker is coming to town

 

 

Rules:

  • One submission per person
  • Submission must include the title/artist of the original song
  • Lyrics must be Warframe related
  • Warframe lyrics must be your own
  • If someone else helps with your lyrics, their alias must be listed
  • Do not reserve posts in this thread
  • Submissions that do not follow these rules will be disqualified

FAQ

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  • Would a song like "Baby It's Cold Outside" count as a Christmas carol for this contest?
    • Yes!
  • Do the lyrics need to be written in English?
    • No, the lyrics can be written in another language!


Prizes:
1st place – Mirage Prime Access!
2nd place – 1000 Platinum!
3rd place – 750 Platinum!
4th place – 500 Platinum!
5th place – 250 Platinum!


Winners will be determined based on creativity used to turn a Christmas Carol into a Warframe themed Christmas Carol!

This contest starts now until December 22 at 1:00 p.m. ET!

ALL PLAYERS FROM EACH PLATFORM CAN PARTICIPATE!

Joy To The World - Mariah Carey

Joy To The Plains

 

Joy to the Plains
The Tenno has come
Let earth receive her Ships
Let every player prepare for the fight
And Darvo and Clem sing
And Darvo and Clem sing
And Baro and Maroo and The Lotus sing

Joy to the Plains
The Tenno has come
Let earth receive her Ships
Let every player prepare for the fight
And Darvo and Clem sing
And Darvo and Clem sing
And Baro and Maroo and The Lotus sing

Joy to the Ostron
The Quills Standing
Let Tenno fight for them
While fields and Grineer
Mines, Lakes, and the Grineer camps
Repeat the gun fire
Repeat the gun fire
Repeat, repeat the gun fire

Joy to the Plains
All the Eidolon Teralyst
Joy to the Sentient everywhere you see
Joy to Ostron and Tenno

Joy to the Plains
All the Eidolon Teralyst
Joy to the Sentient everywhere you see
Joy to Ostron and Tenno

Eidolon rules the Plains
With Sentient Life
And makes the Ostron weary
The destruction of Sentient
And wonders of its power
And wonders of its power
And wonders, wonders of power

Joy to the Plains
All the Warframes and Tenno
Joy to the Players everywhere you meet
Joy to Ostron and Tenno

Joy to the Players everywhere you meet
Joy to Ostron and Tenno

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(It's Beginning to look a lot like christmas) - Meredith Willson

It's beggining to look a lot like Tennobaum

Spoiler

 

It's beginning to like a lot like Tennobaum.
Everywhere you go.
Take a look in the liset 
It’s glistening magnificence shines once again
with Orokin artifacts and void energy aglow.

It’s beginning to look a lot like Tennobaum.
Bundles in every darvo deal.
But the greatest sight to see is the.
Is the lights that will be
on your own oribter.

A pair of rare grineer boots and a grakata that shoots
is the wish of Darvo and Clem.
Reworks that revamp and that get rewritten is the hope for Chroma and Zephyr
And Lotus and Ordis can hardly wait till the mission starts again.

It's beginning to like a lot like Tennobaum.
Everywhere you go.
There’s a tree in the oribter.
One in Cetus as well
the noxious kind that doesn't mind the gas.

It's beginning to like a lot like Tennobaum.
Soon the wails will start
And the thing that will make them scream
Is the energy you’ll shoot
from right within in your heart.

It's beginning to like a lot like Tennobaum.
Soon the wails will start
And the thing that will make them scream
Is the energy you’ll shoot
from right within in your heart.

It's beginning to like a lot like Tennobaum.
It's beginning to like a lot like Tennobaum.
It's beginning to like a lot like Tennobaum.
It's beginning to like a lot like Tennobaum.
 


 

 

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Original song : Rockin' around the Christmas tree by Johnny Marks, Brenda Lee. 

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Rockin’ around the re-lay

At the Trader’s party hop

Ducats sold where you can see

Every tenno goes to shop

Rockin’ around the galaxy

Let the tenno‘s weapons ring

Later we’ll do some farming

And we’ll do some trading

 

Saw a giant monster outside Cetus in the plains

Crushing all the bugs around it

I fought but then the sun came up

Chillin’ in my orbiter

Givin’ my puppy one more pat

All around are sculptures

Cause I don’t when to stop

 

You will get a drea-eadful feeling when you hear

Stalker saying, I will find you

So grab a mate and look behind you

Invadin’ the Orokin

Grab a gun and fire away

Everyone fighting, crazily

In a new-old fashioned way

 

Everyone fighting, crazily

In a new-old fashioned way~~

 

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Based on Jingle Bells  (one horse open sleigh) by James lord Pierpont

 

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Sliding through the snow,

As a one man army may,

O'er the plains we go,

Shooting all the way~

Bells on Kubrow Ring,

Making Tenno Bright,

What joy it is to kill and sing,

A Slaying Song Tonight!

 

Now the ground is Red from white,

Go at it since you're young,

Take the Valkyr Tonight,

and sing this Slaying Song!

 

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The Twelve Days of Updates

(Twelve days of Christmas by Frederic Austin)

 

Spoiler

 

[Verse 1]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 2]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 3]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 4]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 5]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Five focus schools
Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 6]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Six Tenno sneaking
Five focus schools
Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 7]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Seven swords a slicing
Six Tenno sneaking
Five focus schools
Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 8]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Eight forts of Kuva
Seven swords a slicing
Six Tenno sneaking
Five focus schools
Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 9]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Nine Stalkers slaying
Eight forts of Kuva
Seven swords a slicing
Six Tenno sneaking
Five focus schools
Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 10]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Ten dreamers dreaming
Nine Stalkers slaying
Eight forts of Kuva
Seven swords a slicing
Six Tenno sneaking
Five focus schools
Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 11]

On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me

Eleven kubrows rolling
Ten dreamers dreaming
Nine Stalkers slaying
Eight forts of Kuva
Seven swords a slicing
Six Tenno sneaking
Five focus schools
Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free

 

[Verse 12]
On the Twelfth day of Christmas DE gave to me
Twelve caves of searching
Eleven kubrows rolling
Ten dreamers dreaming
Nine Stalkers slaying
Eight forts of Kuva
Seven swords a slicing
Six Tenno sneaking
Five focus schools
Four archwings soaring
Three factions fighting

Two psycho queens, and
A super space ninja for free


 

 

(Note: I tried to include major updates mainly and make the numbers accurate for the most part.)

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NOTE: In the song I don't used my voice because I don´t liked how it was, so sing along with it.

Stalker, the dark heart warframe by FGD/FoxyGamer_YT1208

(Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer by Johnny Marks)

You know Nekros and Nezha and Mirage and Volt,
Ember and Gara and Hydroid and Rhino.
But do you recall?
The most hated enemy of all!

 

Stalker, the dark heart warframe
who has the sharpest blade,
and if you ever see it,
you should run away from him.
All of the other warframes
Used to ignore his mission,

They never care from Stalker;
they always were killed by him

Then one solar cycle day,
Ordis came to say:
“Operator with your so strong mods,
Won't you kill him once for all?”

 

Then how the warframes hunt him,
As he shouted out for help,
Stalker, the dark heart warframe,
You'll soon be history.

 

Stalker, the dark heart warframe
who has the sharpest blade,
and if you ever see it,
you should run away from him.
All of the other warframes
Used to ignore his mission,

They never care from Stalker;
they always were killed by him

Then one solar cycle day,
Ordis came to say:
“Operator with your so strong mods,
won’t you kill him once for all?”

 

Then how the warframes hunt him,
As he shouted out for help,

(CLEM!)
Stalker, the dark heart warframe,
You'll soon be history.

Edited by (PS4)FoxyGamer_YT1208
Orthography, mistakes and to add stuff
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Original: The 12 Days of Christmas, Frederic Austin.

My Warframe Version....

On the first day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
A brand new Focus Tree

On the second day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
Twin Grakatas 
and a brand new Focus Tree

On the third day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
3 Orokin Cells, 
Twin Grakatas 
and a brand new Focus Tree

On the fourth day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree

On the fifth day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
5 Prime Warframes!
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree 

On the sixth day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
6 Mods for modding
5 Prime Warframes!
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree

On the seventh day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
7 Stalkers stalking
6 Mods for modding
5 Prime Warframes!
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree

On the eighth day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
8 Clems from cloning
7 Stalkers stalking
6 Mods for modding
5 Prime Warframes!
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree

On the ninth day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
9 Archwings soaring
8 Clems from cloning
7 Stalkers stalking
6 Mods for modding
5 Prime Warframes!
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree

On the tenth day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
10 Formas forming
9 Archwings a soaring
8 Clems from cloning
7 Stalkers stalking
6 Mods for modding
5 Prime Warframes!
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
11 puns from Ordis
10 Formas forming
9 Archwings soaring
8 Clems from cloning
7 Stalkers stalking
6 Mods for modding
5 Prime Warframes!
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Lotus gave to me:
12 Radiant Relics
11 puns from Ordis
10 Formas forming
9 Archwings soaring
8 Clems from cloning
7 Stalkers stalking
6 Mods for modding
5 Prime Warframes!
4 Zenurik Lens
3 Orokin Cells
Twin Grakatas 
And a brand new Focus Tree

 

 

 

 

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Feliz Navidad, José Feliciano

I want Chroma Prime

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I want Chroma Prime

 

" I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want his Prime Access and shiny pieces to come out now

 

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want his Prime Access and shiny pieces to come out now

 

I want to see Chroma Prime in-game soon

I want to show off his fancy fashion

I want to tank through endless survivals

Or carry Eidolon farming

 

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want his Prime Access and shiny pieces to come out now

 

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want his Prime Access and shiny pieces to come out now

 

I want to see Chroma Prime in-game soon

I want to show off his fancy fashion

I want to tank through endless survivals

Or carry Eidolon farming

 

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want his Prime Access and shiny pieces to come out now

 

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want Chroma Prime

I want his Prime Access and shiny pieces to come out now

 

I want to see Chroma Prime in-game soon

I want to show off his fancy fashion

I want to tank through endless survivals

Or carry Eidolon farming

 "

This is a very popular song where I'm from, so I thought that it would be nice to make a Warframe version!

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So I made this song and then said to myself, "You know, the placements of the words could be kind of hard. I probably should record myself singing the song for reference." So I recorded myself singing it and made it sound all good. And then my computer crashed. Repeatedly.

I finally got the best version of the video up on youtube so I could put it on here. Please DO NOT judge the song by my singing quality. I think I am tone deaf

Enjoy!

 

Original Song: Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont

My Version: A Warframe Song by Zephyer01

 

 

“Wake up Tenno now”

For Captain Vor is here.

Learning the controls

So I can kick his rear.

 

Played through the intro quest.

This game’s just right for me.

But the graphics are just too darn much,

I need a new PC.

 

Oh, Matter Drop, Rhino Stomp.

What frame to play today?

Kill guys with a Galatine

Or Opticor’s blue ray.

 

Oh, Atlas Smash! Excal Dash!

Limbo is a troll.

Kickin’ butt with Ms. Valkyr.

I’m really on a roll.

 

 

Now 5 hours in,

For school and work I’m late.

Killing tons of enemies,

This game is so first-rate.

 

Onward from Earth I go.

But I have one more thought.

I really just must ask you now

What is a frickin’ mod!?!

 

 

Oh, Matter Drop, Rhino Stomp.

What frame to play today?

Kill guys with a Galatine

Or Opticor’s blue ray.

 

Oh, Atlas Smash! Excal Dash!

Limbo is a troll.

Kickin’ butt with Ms. Valkyr.

I’m really on a roll.

 

Flying through the air,

I feel really small.

In open space, on many ships

I’m ramming into walls.

 

While shooting off some nukes

And blowing space guys up.

A Fomorian glared at me

And turned me into dust.

 

Oh, Matter Drop, Rhino Stomp.

What frame to play today?

Kill guys with a Galatine

Or Opticor’s blue ray.

 

Oh, Atlas Smash! Excal Dash!

Limbo is a troll.

Kickin’ butt with Ms. Valkyr.

I’m really on a roll!

 

Did you know that color schemes

Make Warframes look all cool?

My armor sets are so divine.

My fashion frame does rule.

 

What the heck is this?

It’s called the Second Dream.

Oh man I played it and my brain

Got blown to smithereens.

 

Oh, Matter Drop, Rhino Stomp

What frame to play today?

Kill guys with a Galatine

Or Opticor’s blue ray.

 

Oh, Atlas Smash! Excal Dash!

Limbo is a troll.

Kickin’ butt with Ms. Valkyr.

I’m really on a roll.

 

Now I am awake.

My powers amplified.

But I still cannot stop the Zarr

 From blowing me sky-high.

 

Time to play around

With some crazy builds.

Fired no shots with Ember Prime

But got 1,000 kills.

 

Oh, Matter Drop. Rhino Stomp

What frame to play today?

Kill guys with a Galatine

Or Opticor’s blue ray.

 

Oh, Atlas Smash! Excal Dash!

Limbo is a troll.

Kickin’ butt with Ms. Valkyr

I’m really on a roll

 

I’m working on my grind

Hanging out on Pluto.

Killing tons of Corpus Techs

And leveling my Bo.

 

But then a shadow falls

Hate, Dread, and Despair.

5 months ago, I killed a boss

Oh crap, the Stalker cared.

 

 

Oh, Matter Drop. Rhino Stomp.

What frame to play today?

Kill guys with a Galatine

Or Opticor’s blue ray.

 

Oh, Atlas Smash! Excal Dash!

Limbo is a troll.

Kickin’ butt with Ms. Valkyr.

I’m really on a roll!

 

 

Bored of kuva floods

And Eidolon hunting.

Did too many stealth runs

With my roflcoptering.

 

Want to do some more,

I need to show my best.

What is this on Warframe’s site?

A Caroling Contest!

 

Oh, Matter Drop. Rhino Stomp.

What frame to play today?

Kill guys with a Galatine

Or Opticor’s blue ray.

 

Oh, Atlas Smash! Excal Dash!

Limbo is a troll.

Kickin’ butt with Ms. Valkyr.

I’m really on a roll!


 

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This is my first try,I heard this song and thought about Red Veil and Arbiters of Hex, and a rookie tenno being heartbroken and not trusting red veil anymore, I hope I did this right

Last Tennoboam, I help the Arbiters of Hexis

Original: Wham-Last Christmas

Last Tennoboam, I help the Arbiters of Hexis

But the very next day, I was attack by Red veil

This Tennobaumm, to save my self from Red Veil

I'll join the Arbiters of Hexis

Last Tennobaum, I help the Arbiters of Hexis

But the very next day, I was attack by Red Veil (Red Veil)

This Tennoboam, to save my self from Red Veil

I'll join another the Arbiters of Hexis (Arbiters of Hexis)

(instrumental)

Once attack and twice angry

I stay away but you offers still catch my eye

Tell Me Red Veil do you still sent infested chargers at me?

Well It's been a year, i'm still pursude

(Merry Tennobaum!)

I help you a little and wear your sigil

as a note saying I still support you but

Now I see why I left you and never help you again

But if you think you can get me back I 

Know I help Arbiters Hex you' attack again

Last Tennobaum, I help the Arbiters of Hexis

But the very next day, I was attack by Red Veil (Red Veil)

This Tennoboam, to save my self from Red Veil

I'll join another the Arbiters of Hexis (Arbiters of Hexis)

Last Tennobaum, I help the Arbiters of Hexis

But the very next day, I was attack by Red Veil

This Tennoboam, to save my self from Red Veil

I'll join another the Arbiters of Hexis (Arbiters of Hexis)

(Oooh)

(Oooh baby}

 A fiery room, fanatics

with red suits

I'm staying away from you and your tempting offers

My God I thought you were someone to rely on on

Me? I guess I was a tenno to wipe the corruption

A syndicate on a representative with a 

fire on their room

A syndicate undercover but

you send infested chargers at me

Oooh Ooh

Now I've found a real syndicate you'll

never gain my trust again

Last Tennobaum, I help the Arbiters of Hexis

But the very next day, I was attack by Red Veil (Red Veil)

This Tennoboam, to save my self from Red Veil

I'll join another the Arbiters of Hexis (Arbiters of Hexis)

Last Tennobaum, I help the Arbiters of Hexis

But the very next day, I was attack by Red Veil

This Tennoboam, to save my self from Red Veil

I'll join another the Arbiters of Hexis (Arbiters of Hexis)

A syndicate undercover but

you send infested chargers at me

(help the Arbiters of Hexis)

A syndicate undercover but

you send infested chargers at me

(This Tennobaum)

I'll help to the Arbiters of Hexis, I'll help to the great Arbiters of Hexis

(Great)

(Arbiters of Hexis)

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Those Relics be Tinglin'

Lyrics by DestroyBuster83

My take on Leroy Anderson's orchestral Sleigh Ride with lyrical accompaniment from the Andrews Sisters. More specifically, I set these lyrics to the tune of Hayley Westerna's rendition.

I feel those relics tinglin'

Ring ting tinglin' too

Come on it's lovely farmin'

And boy ain't it charmin' with you

 

Outside the void's a callin'

The primes are flowin' too true

Come on it's lovely farmin'

And boy, ain't it charmin' with you

 

Ready up, ready up, ready up,

Let's go. You're going too slow.

We'll run a few Axi's on Pluto.

Ready up, ready up, ready up,

Let's land. Just lend me a hand.

We're grinding along with a song

From a viking death metal band

 

Ignis is nice and toasty

For enemy roasting today.

Let's hope the grind is better

When we work together this way.

 

I hear those relics callin'

Them drop rates are fallin' on cue.

Come on it's lovely farmin'

And boy ain't it charmin' with you.

 

There's a big ol' fissure

At the base of the Grineer

An extermination mission just so we are clear.

We'll be shooting our guns

We love to shoot without a single stop

At the fire-lines while we watch those helmets pop!

Pop, pop, pop!

 

There's a happy feeling

No Corpus could ever buy

When you shoot a nullifier right between their eyes.

It'll nearly be as good as killing those annoying ice-skate guys.

 

But rare relic drops are the drops

We farm for all the time!

But rare relic drops are the drops

We farm for all our lives!

 

*From here the song repeats*

 

I feel those relics tinglin'

Ring ting tinglin' too

Come on it's lovely farmin'

And boy ain't it charmin' with you

 

Outside the void's a callin'

The prime's are flowin' too true

Come on it's lovely farmin'

And boy ain't it charmin' with you

 

Ready up, ready up, ready up,

Let's go, you're going too slow.

We'll run a few Axi's on Pluto.

Ready up, ready up, ready up,

Let's land. Just lend me a hand.

We're grinding along with a song

From a viking death metal band

 

Ignis is nice and toasty

For enemy roasting today.

Let's hope the grind is better

When we work together this way.

 

I hear those relics callin'

Them drop rates are fallin' on cue.

Come on it's lovely farmin'

And boy ain't it charmin' with you.

 

Lovely farmin'

And boy ain't it charmin' with you!

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All I want from Warframe is Lotus
based on Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You

[Intro]

I-I-I don't want a lot from Warframe

There’s just one resource I need

I don't care about the Nitain

Underneath the Foundry

I want  Lotus for my own

More than DE could ever know

Make my wish come true

All I want form warframe is Lotus

 

[Verse 1]

I don't want a lot from warframe

There’s just one resource I need (Clem)

Don't care about the Argon

Deep inside the derelict

I don't need to pet my kubrow

Over near the arsenal

Nef anyo won't make me happy

With a raid in warframe

 

[Chorus]

I just want that Lotus love

More than you could ever know

Make my wish come true

All we want from Waframe is you

You, Lotus

 

[Verse 2]

Oh, I won't ask for much this tennogen

I won't even shoot grineer (Chlem)

I'm just going to keep on farming

For void traces in the snow

I won't hunt down the Sergeant

Kill Vey hek, or Captain Vor

I won't even take out my primes

to kill all those corpus pricks

 

[Chorus]

'Cause I just want Lotus tonight

Telling me to go left or right

What more can I do?

Lotus, all I want form warframe is you

You, lotus

 

[Bridge]

All, enemies are dying

Slash procs are everywhere

And the screech of Valkyr’s

Shap claws killing Alad

And every tenno is singing

I hear those lights are flickering

Stalker, won't you bring me the one I really need?

Won't you please bring my Lotus to me?

 

[Verse 3]

Oh, I don't want a lot from warframe

She is all I'm farming for

I just want to see my flower

Standing right outside Liset door

 

[Chorus]

Oh, I just want her for my own

More than Ordis could ever know

Make my wish come true

Baby, all I want form warframe is...

 

[Outro]

Youuuu

You, Lotus,

Youuuu

All, all, all, all

Youuuu

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O Come, All Ye Faithful by John Francis Wade

O Come All Ye Farmers

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O Come All Ye Farmers

Hopeful and Determined,

O come to the Void.

Bring your Nekros

And your Resource Boosters

O come, join our Radshare,

We quit our social lives for them,

O come, join our Radshare,

RNGesus the Lord.

 

O come, all ye Losers

Join in our frustration,

Grind all day long for one stupid part.

O come, join our Radshare,

We have farmed for 4 weeks,

O come, join our Radshare,

RNGesus the Lord.

 

Now we’re out of traces.,

What are these drop rates?

According to that percentage

We should have 8.

O come, join our Radshare,

We quit our social lives for them,

O come, join our Radshare,

RNGesus the Lord.

 

 

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My contribution:


Petite maman Lotus ("Petit papa Noël" by Tino Rossi, 1946)

C'est une douce nuit sur Cetus,

L'eidolon est de sorti ce soir,

Et en regardant vers Vénus,

Les petits clems espèrent voir,

Avant d'aller dans leurs chaumières,

Resplendir ta lumière.

 

Petite maman Lotus,

Quand tu visiteras Cetus,

Avec ta hotte à cadeaux,

N'oublie pas ton petit tenno.

 

Mais avant de venir,

Méfie-toi des étrangers,

Dehors tu vas voir les Grineer,

Vay Hek est venu me chercher.

 

J'attends impatient l'arrivée du matin,

Pour découvrir au pied du sapin,

Tous les beaux présents que tu m'as apporté,

Et que je vais chouchouter.

 

Petite maman Lotus,

Quand tu visiteras Cetus,

Avec ta hotte à cadeaux,

N'oublie pas ton petit tenno.

 

Les sables d'Inaros sont passés,

Les clems sont vite endormis,

Et ta tournée va débuter,

Cette nuit en catimini,

Au son des pleurs tristes du sentient,

Pour répandre un bonheur sans fin.

 

Petite maman Lotus,

Quand tu visiteras Cetus,

Avec ta hotte à cadeaux,

N'oublie pas ton petit tenno.

 

Si tu dois naviguer,

A travers le système entier,

Pour un périple aussi long,

Hâte-toi vite en cette saison.

 

Les plaines sont dans un tel brouhaha,

Tu es une lueur dans nos coeurs,

Je ne t'ai pas toujours suivi Natah,

Pardonnes-moi mes erreurs.

 

Petite maman Lotus,

Quand tu visiteras Cetus,

Avec ta hotte à cadeaux,

N'oublie pas ton petit tenno.

Petite maman Lotus.

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Original: Dean Martin, Let it snow!

My version: Let him go!

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Oh, the Ordis inside is frightful
But space is so delightful
And since we've got any place to go
Let him go, let him go, let him go

Man, he doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought me some grineer for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let him go, let him go

When I finally throw him out
How I'll hate flying around on my own
But if Lotus really holds me tight
All the way home I'll be dreaming alone

And Ordis is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still just flying
But as long as you hug me so
Let him go, let him go, and go

When we finally kick him out
How I'll hate flying around on my own
But if Lotus really grabs me tight
All the way I'll be dreaming alone

Oh, Ordis is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still just flying
But as long as you hug me so
Let him go, let him go, let him go

 

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Thought I'd have a go

Silent Night – Franz Xaver Gruber

Tennos’ Night

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Grineer, in many bits,

Scattered over, the floor of the ship,

Clearly a tenno has done his work,

Making sure that they do not,

Killing all in his way,

Killing all in his way.

 

Corpus tech, I want that hat,

Its not fair, they will shred

All who come nearly at higher levels,

What’s the point when you can’t move,

Killing all in his way,

Killing all in his way.

 

Infested, juggernaut,

All he wants, is to be hugged,

But that’s not possible,

Due to fact he shoots his spines

Killing all in his way,

Killing all in his way.

 

Orokin, “civilized”,

Kept the peace, for a time,

With the use of the Tenno,

Until the rebelled and killed them all,

Killing all in their way,

Killing all in their way.

 

Stalker is near, what’s the point?

Of running away, he’ll hunt you down,

Cut you into many pieces,

With a massive sword called War,

Killing all in his way,

Killing all in his way.

 

Cetus is Calm, Ostrons asleep,

But at night, the teralyst keeps

Stomping over the plains outside,

Searching for its lost parts,

Killing all in his way,

Killing all in his way.

 

 

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"DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU COULD DECK THE HALLS" (Deck the Halls)

 

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DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE, IT WOULD BE THIS EASY
HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA
NOTHING CAN STOP THE GRINEER, WE ARE PROGRESS
HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA
DOWN WITH THE OROKIN WEEDS, DOWN WITH THE TENNO
HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA

GRINEER ORDER WILL CONQUER THE LAND!
HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA
GRINEER ORDER WILL CONQUER THE EARTH!
HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA

WHY ARE THESE FOOLS STILL BREATHING MY AIR
HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
HAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHA

 

 

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