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Regarding my year's experience on Warframe, based on "The Twelve Days of Christmas" by Frederic Austin.

The parts in brackets can be interpreted as a chorus, or as an MC that speaks over the original song. Also a leisure critique.

Merry Christmas to you all!

Spoiler

On my first day of Warframe DE said to me "Your username is an invalid ID".

 

On my second day of Warframe two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On my third day of Warframe the Stalker chased me on three different planets, 

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup, 

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On my fourth day of Warframe Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three different planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On my fifth day of Warframe the Lotus unlocked for me five focus schools.

Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three differents planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On my sixth day of Warframe every syndacate sent after me six annihilation deathsquads,

the Lotus unlocked five focus schools.

Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three differents planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On my seventh day of Warframe Nidus gave to me seven days of space AIDS,

syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads,

the Lotus unlocked five focus schools.

Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three differents planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

After eight days of Warframe sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens,

Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS,

syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads,

the Lotus unlocked five focus schools.

Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three differents planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On his ninth day of Warframe the Void Trader tried to sell me nine primed disappointments,

sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens (with impossible requirements),

Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS,

syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads,

the Lotus unlocked five focus schools.

Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three differents planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On my tenth day of Warframe my clan got downsized to ten members actively playing,

the Void Trader tried to sell me nine primed disappointments,

sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens (do Legendary Cores even exist other than on the reward tab?),

Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS,

syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads,

the Lotus unlocked five focus schools.

Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three differents planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On my eleventh day of Warframe Plains of Eidolon was released, adding el-even more grinding, (although through pleasant activities, such a fishing in a kazakhi wasteland)

my clan got downsized to ten members actively playing,

the Void Trader tried to sell me nine primed disappointments,

sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens (seriously what's the real difference between 4000 endo and a sculpture worth 3450?),

Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS,

syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads,

the Lotus unlocked five focus schools.

Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three differents planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username's an invalid ID.

 

On my twelth day of Warframe I've been playing enough to see where it's going... but I'll spend twelve more days playing,

Plains of Eidolon added el-even more grinding (forget what I said earlier, it's the buggiest hellhole, yet in a delightful kazakhi wasteland),

my clan got downsized to ten members actively playing,

the Void Trader tried to sell me nine primed disappointments,

sorties rewarded me with eight veiled rivens (someone really needs to put a leash on the market value of this stuff, man),

Nidus gave me seven days of space AIDS,

syndacates sent six annihilation deathsquads,

the Lotus unlocked five focus schools.

Vay Hek obliterated four Tenno relays,

the Stalker chased me on three differents planets,

two eggs hatched the same Kubrow pup,

and my username is still an invalid ID.

 

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Deck the Halls, Composer: Hughes, Lyrics: Oliphant

 

Der-e-licts with in-fest-ation, Fa la la la la la la la

Arm ye now all Tenno nation, Fa la la la la la la la

Lotus wants to purge this blight, Fa la la la la la la la

Send your warframe in to fight, Fa la la la la la la la

Do not let infested escape, Fa la la la la la la la

Hurry through the ancient landscape, Fa la la la la la la la

Finish task, head to extraction, Fa la la la la la la la

Infected weakness is combustion, Fa la la la la la la la

Infected corpses blaze before us, Fa la la la la la la la

Jugger-nauts come hunting for us, Fa la la la la la la la

Running ‘round on Marrow’s errand, Fa la la la la la la la

Hunting treasures old and Ayata, Fa la la la la la la la

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Last Chem-mas

 

Last Chem-mas, I gave you a part

But the very next day,  you sold it away

This year to save my grinds

I’ll keep It and put it together

Last Chem-mas, I gave you a part

But the very next day,  you sold it away

This year to save my grinds

I’ll keep It and put it together

 

Once given and twice as high

I switch my account

And try and try and try

Tell me, Volty

Will you drop the price please

Well

Probably not

But will you still despise me

 

I wrote a price tag, sent it

Clearly saying, prices aren’t changing

Now I know no one wants to pay

But it I change it some how, maybe they’ll try again

 

Last Chem-mas, I gave you a part

But the very next day,  you sold it away

This year to save my grinds

I’ll keep It and put it together

Last Chem-mas, I gave you a part

But the very next day,  you sold it away

This year to save my grinds

I’ll keep It and put it together

 

A crowded bazaar, guys with high price

I’m right behind you but your declining my invite

Oh Volt, I thought you tried to shock me.

Well, I guess I’ll leave so you can’t get back to trading.

A bright direct message appears in a tab.

A mag comes from under, and gives me a good price tag

Now I found a real friend, volt won't trade with me again

 

Last Chem-mas, I gave you a part

But the very next day,  you sold it away

This year to save my grinds

I’ll keep It and put it together

Last Chem-mas, I gave you a part

But the very next day,  you sold it away

This year to save my grinds

I’ll keep It and put it together

A bright direct message appears in a tab.

A mag comes from under, and gives me a good price tag

I’ll keep and put it together

 

Last  Christmas- Wham!

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Christmas is near and I can finally kill Santa this year.

Time to open rum and some beer for dev stream galore.

Edited by SytherXpSynth

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20 hours ago, Monkwithaknife said:

12 Nights in Cetus

From '12 Days of Christmas' by Swortzell, 1966


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On the first night in Cetus, Old Man Suumbaat forged for me
12 Blade and whips.

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On the second night in Cetus, The Quills found for me
12 Blade and whips
and 11 Cetus wisps.

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On the third night in Cetus, Darvo bought from me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
and 10 Lotus chips.

  Reveal hidden contents

On the fourth night in Cetus, Ordis located for me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
and 9 Riven mods.

  Reveal hidden contents

On the fifth night in Cetus, Ivara nicked for me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
9 Riven mods
and 8 Octavia songs.

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On the sixth night in Cetus, Alad V forced from thee
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
9 Riven mods
8 Octavia songs
and 7 Teshin hunches.

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On the seventh night in Cetus, Saya pledged to me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
9 Riven mods
8 Octavia songs
7 Teshin hunches
and 6 Konzu lunches.

  Reveal hidden contents

On the eighth night in Cetus, Nezha stole from me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
9 Riven mods
8 Octavia songs
7 Teshin hunches
6 Konzu lunches
and a 5K credit sum.

  Reveal hidden contents

On the ninth night in Cetus, Limbo materialised for me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
9 Riven mods
8 Octavia songs
7 Teshin hunches
6 Konzu lunches
5K credit sum
and 4 Tenno scum [scoom].

  Reveal hidden contents

On the tenth night in Cetus, Clem took from me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
9 Riven mods
8 Octavia songs
7 Teshin hunches
6 Konzu lunches
5K credit sum
4 Tenno scum [scoom]
and 3 Syandanas.

  Reveal hidden contents

On the eleventh night in Cetus, Gara shattered for me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
9 Riven mods
8 Octavia songs
7 Teshin hunches
6 Konzu lunches
5K credit sum
4 Tenno scum [scoom]
3 Syandanas
and 2 Clem Grakatas.

  Reveal hidden contents

On the twelth night in Cetus, the Lotus sent to me
12 Blade and whips
11 Cetus wisps
10 Lotus chips
9 Riven mods
8 Octavia songs
7 Teshin hunches
6 Konzu lunches
5K credit sum
4 Tenno scum [scoom]
3 Syandanas
2 Clem Grakatas
and 1 Happy Community!

 


Its supposed to go the other way

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On The 1st Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

One Kubrow Egg

On The 2nd Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Two Carrier Primes

And One Kubrow Egg

On The 3rd Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Three Smeeta Kavats, Two Carrier Primes, And

One Kubrow Egg

On The 4th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Four Darvo’s Dealing, Three Smeeta Kavats,

Two Carrier Primes, And One Kubrow Egg

On The 5th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Five Golden Forma, Four Darvo’s Dealing,

Three Smeeta Kavats, Two Carrier Primes,

And One Kubrow Egg

One The 6th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Six Moa’s Running, Five Golden Forma, Four

Darvo’s Dealing, Three Smeeta Kavats, Two

Carrier Primes, And One Kubrow Egg

On The 7th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Seven Rollers Rolling, Six Moa’s Running, Five

Golden Forma, Four Darvo’s Dealing, Three Smeeta

Kavats, Two Carrier Primes, And One Kubrow Egg

On The 8th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Eight Loki’s Cheesing, Seven Rollers Rolling, Six Moa’s Running,

Five Golden Forma, Four Darvo’s Dealing, Three Smeeta Kavats,

Two Carrier Primes, And One Kubrow Egg

On The 9th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Nine Lancer’s Lancing, Eight Loki’s Cheesing, Seven Rollers

Rolling, Six Moa’s Running, Five Golden Forma, Four

Darvo’s Dealing, Three Smeeta Kavats, Two

Carrier Primes, And One Kubrow Egg

On The 10th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Ten Tenno Dreaming, Nine Lancers Lancing, Eight Loki’s

Cheesing, Seven Rollers Rolling, Six Moa’s Running, Five Golden Forma, Four Darvo’s Dealing, Three Smeeta Kavats,

Two Carrier Primes, And One Kubrow Egg

On The 11th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Eleven Orokin Cells, Ten Tenno Dreaming, Nine Lancers

Lancing, Eight Loki’s Cheesing, Seven Rollers Rolling, Six Moa’s

Running, Five Golden Forma, Four Darvo’s Dealing, Three

Smeeta Kavats, Two Carrier Primes, And One

Kubrow Egg

On The 12th Day Of Christmas Space Mom Gave To Me

Twelve Stalkers Stalking, Eleven Orokin Cells, Ten Tenno Dreaming, Nine Lancers Lancing, Eight Loki’s Cheesing, Seven Rollers Rolling, Six Moa’s Running, Five Golden Forma, Four Darvo’s Dealing, Three Smeeta Kavats, Two Carrier Primes, AND ONE KUBROW EGG !!!

 

12 Days Of Christmas By Fredric Austin

 

 

 

Edited by (XB1)I Scare Monster

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Lyrics start at 1:04:

Somewhere on the Star Chart to:

Somewhere in my Memory by John Williams (Home Alone Soundtrack)

 

Baro's in the relay

Steepled fingers are touching

Credits, plat'num, no way

Ducats, yes, hearing cha-ching

 

Exchanged primed parts, lined-up Tenno

Ev’ry two weeks, want his wares

 

Somewhere on the star chart

Fashion frame and some Primed Mods

Random on the star chart

Limited items, but for Inaros

Noggles and Vandals, mocking depart

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I figured since The Nightmare Before Christmas movie is considered a Christmas movie this song should fit for this contest too.


 

This is Warframe (This is Halloween/ Danny Elfman)

 

Clans and syndicates of every age.

Wouldn't you like to see something strange.

Come on down and you'll meet us

This, our town of Cetus.

 

This is Warframe. This is Warframe.

Grineer scream in the dead of night.

 

This is warframe, everybody make a scene.

All the tenno will show off with all their might

 

It’s our town, Grineer scream

In this town to the extreme.

 

I am the one hiding in the shade

Shuriken sharp and in need of no aid

 

I am the one hiding behind your back

Venka like razors and armed to attack

 

This is Warframe, this is Warframe

 

Warframe, Warframe, Warframe, Warframe

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the Anthem’s song

 

In this town, don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next sortie

 

'Round that corner, don’t be a foreigner

Valkyr waiting now to pounce, and how you'll

Scream! This is Warframe
Red 'n' black, fashion frame


Aren't you scared?


Well, that's just fine
Once say it, twice do it
Take a chance and just don’t quit
Become the wave in the dead of night

 


Do the bounty, do the bounty


For the Glass Warrior in the foundry


I am the frame with the terrifying face
Here from the past and runes on a vase

 

I am the Covenant when you need a prayer

I am the Miasma blowing through the air


I am with the shadows of the dead at night

Terrifying enemies within my sight

 

This is Warframe, this is Warframe
Warframe! Warframe! Warframe! Warframe!
Warframe! Warframe!


Tender vomvalysts everywhere
Life's no fun in the Lures’ snare


These are our plains, come out and greet us

In our town of Cetus


In this town


Don't we love it now?


Everybody's waiting for the next event
Sound Quake might leave you in a shake
And sound of the Roar
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Warframe, everyone exclaim
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

 

Our man Excal is King of the slash and dash

Everyone hail to the slashing King, now!


This is Warframe, this is Warframe
Warframe! Warframe! Warframe! Warframe!


In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the anthem’s song
Gra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta (Warframe! Warframe!)
Gra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta (Warframe! Warframe!)

 

 

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12 Days of Cetus
12 Days of Christmas - traditional with additions by Frederic Austin

On the X day of Cetus my warframe farmed for me

Twelve intact cores
Eleven veridos
Ten pyrol
Nine mawfish bones
Eight kuaka claws
Seven iradite
Six sharrac teeth
Five crimzian
Four nistlepods
Three grokdril
Two Cetus wisps
And a condroc in a maprico

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"Grandma got run over by a reindeer"
Written by Randy Brooks, the song was originally performed by Elmo and Patsy Shropshire.

"Nova got run over by Rhino"

Spoiler

Nova got run over by Rhino
Walking home from our house Critmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Stalker
But as for me and Ember we believe

She'd been drinking too much sythula
And we begged her not to go
But she forgot her health restore
And she staggered out the door into the snow

When we found her Critmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had foot prints on her forehead
And incriminating slash marks on her back

Nova got run over by Rhino
Walking home from our house Critmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Stalker
But as for me and Ember we believe

Now we're all so proud of Ember
She's been taking this so well
See her in there watching lunaro
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Rel

It's not Critmas without Nova
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up her gifts
Or send them back (send them back)

Nova got run over by Rhino
Walking home from our house Critmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Stalker
But as for me and Ember we believe

Now the condroc is on the table
And the pudding made of maprico
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the cloth on Nova's syandana

I've warned all my friends and clanmates
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a Liset
And plays with Hunhow

Nova got run over by Rhino
Walking home from our house Critmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Stalker
But as for me and grandpa we believe

Sing it, Ember

Nova got run over by Rhino
Walking home from our house Critmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Stalker
But as for me and Ember we believe

Merry Critmas



 

Edited by AngularTundra

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Origional song "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby

This is Orokin Christmas by TCrawford

"I'm dreaming of a gold Christmas,

Just like the ones with you, Tenno. 

Where the blade tips glisten and Corpus listen

To hear lasers in the snow. 

I'm dreaming of a gold christmas,

With mastery rank test tried. 

May your second dream be merry and bold.  

And may all your Christmas' be gold. 

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i suck but hey it does't hurt to try! 

original: It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas by Johnny Mathis

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Warframe

 

Spoiler

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe

Everywhere you go

ordis wont shut up once again

while framing for hours to no end

It's beginning to look a lot like warframe

Baro Ki'Teer is here

But the prettiest sight to see, is the fashion frame you set to be

A pair of capes and skins and its never enough you see

Is the wish every noob

Mag prime will be good

Is the hope of Cephalon Shy

And Electronic art's can hardly wait to nerf tonkor again

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe

Everywhere you go

There's a eidolon in the plains, oh no im not prepare

i deeply regret this!

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe

playing or betraying your friends

And the thing is helping or letting them die 

Right within your heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe

Soon the update will start

And after less than a hour another update to nerf is

Right within Dev's heart

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe, Warframe, Warframe, Warframe, Warframe

 

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he’s making a list he’s checking it twice he’s gone find out who’s  he’s going to kill next  stocker clause  is cumin to Town.....he stocks you when you’re sleeping he stocks you when you’re awake he nows if you are brave or afraid so be afraid for goodness sake ooohh you better watch out you better not cry better hide tell why stocker clause is cumin to town...he’s making a list check it twice he’s gong to kill you even if you’re  nice so runaway in Fear right now.

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Mark Lowry - Mary Did You Know
 
Lotus did you know?
That the boy you saved with one day fight all factions?
Lotus did you know
That your tenno will save darvo and clem?
Did you know that you baby boy will soon kill all greenier
 
Lotus did you know that excel will blind all in his way?
Lotus did you know that zephur will cast a storm with her hand?
Did you know that your baby boy has walked were sientients roam?
And when you kiss inaros you've kiss the face of God
 
Oh lotus did you know
grieener will bleed,the corpus flee, the infest will die again.
Zephur will leap, death will reap, the praises of space mom.
 
Lotus did you know that your tenno will one day rule all factions
Did you know that your tenno is space's perfect fighter
This sleeping child your holding is the great TENNNOOOOO

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Dashing through the Plains

Re-composer: PatatasFritas (Assisted by: The_Cobalt)

To the tune of Jingle Bells

Original composer: James Lord Pierpont


 

Spoiler

 

Dashing through the Plains

Grabbing Wisp spawns near a lake

Mining all the veins

Carnage in our wake

Ostron rep fishing

Farming Iradite

What fun it is to fly and sing

A Tenno song tonight!

 

Vomvalyst, Vomvalyst,

Please leave me alone

Sniping from a hillside view

While I make these Dargyns groan, HEY

Teralyst, Teralyst,

Let us spray and pray

Onkko says, “Energy Spike!”

And Harrow ults away

 

A MERRY TENNOBAUM TO ALL AND AN EARLY LUNCH FOR KONZU!

[DE if this wins, please record this line and make it happen on the Plains]


 

Edited by The_Cobalt

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so,i did one song,but i think it's not really good,but i tried,note:my english is bad and i don't have too much creativity,the song is:jingle bells from Basshunter,and i maked a thing,that i call:jingle octavia (pretty crap name ;-;)here is the lyrics:

Dashing trough the floor
in a one-race open armor
O'er the planets we go
Neutral all the way
Stalker on my trail
Making corpses bright
What fun is to dash and sing
a orokin song tonight!

jingle octavia,jingle octavia,
jingle all the way
Oh!what fun is to be
In a one-race open armor
jingle octavia,jingle octavia,
jingle all the way,
Oh!what fun it is to ride 
In a one-horse open sleigh

A day or two ago
I though i'd take a war
and soon,Miss Lotus Bright
Was seated by my side,
The ordis was weak and break
Void Fissure seemed his lot 
He got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot.

A day or two ago,
The story i must tell
I wen't out the ship
And on my back I fell
A knight was passing by
In a one-race open armor
He laughed as there I sprawling lie
But quickly extracted away

Now the ground is white
Got iw while you're young
Take the girls tonigh
and sing this Orokin song
just get a bobtailed gray
two forty as his speed
hitch him to an open armor
and crack! you'll take the way.

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1 hour ago, spilledblood1 said:
Mark Lowry - Mary Did You Know
 
Lotus did you know?
That the boy you saved with one day fight all factions?
Lotus did you know
That your tenno will save darvo and clem?
Did you know that you baby boy will soon kill all greenier
 
Lotus did you know that excel will blind all in his way?
Lotus did you know that zephur will cast a storm with her hand?
Did you know that your baby boy has walked were sientients roam?
And when you kiss inaros you've kiss the face of God
 
Oh lotus did you know
grieener will bleed,the corpus flee, the infest will die again.
Zephur will leap, death will reap, the praises of space mom.
 
Lotus did you know that your tenno will one day rule all factions
Did you know that your tenno is space's perfect fighter
This sleeping child your holding is the great TENNNOOOOO

I like it and I hope you liked my Little Carol

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The Digital Extreme Christmas Song

 

Writer: Cancer15

 

Original Song ( The Chritmas Song ) By: Nat King Cole

 

 

Infested roasting on an open fire
 

 

Stalker nipping at your nose
 

 

Yule-tide carols being sung by Corrupted Vor
 

 

And tenno dressed up like Eskimos

 

 

Everybody knows an Ember and a Ignis Wraith Helps to make the season bright
 

 

Tiny Tennos with terror filled eyes, know they'll find it hard to sleep tonight

 

 

 

They know that Stalker’s on his way, he brings lots of hate, dread, and war into the game

 

And every Ostron’s child is gonna spy
 

 

To see if Grineer really know how to fly

 

 

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To tenno from mastery one to
the best in the game
 

 

 Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to Warframe


And Although it's been said many times, as you can see
Merry Christmas to
Digital Extremes.

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Walking in the Plains of Eidolon
based off “Walking in a Winter Wonderland
 a Carol of the Tenno special

Guns go bang
Are you firing
In the Plains 
Bombs are flying
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight
Walking in the Plains of Eidolon
Gone away, are the Teralysts
Here to stay, are the Megalysts
They sing a battle cry,
And bullets start to fly
Walking in the Plains of Eidolon
In the plains we hunt for bounties
Throughout the Earth county
He'll say you‘re our go-to
We say hell yeah can-do
But you can do the job
When you're in town
Walking in the Plains of Eidolon

Later on
We'll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
To the plains that we've came
Walking in the Plains of Eidolon
Guns go bang
Are you firing
In the plains
Bombs are flying
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight
Walking in the Plains of Eidolon
Gone away, is the Plague Star
Plains are here, wide and far
It is a good time
To play Mirage Prime
Walking in the Plains of Eidolon
In the plains we can go and fish
And pretend that it’s an old boot
We'll have lots of fun with Konzu
Until the bad Grineer knock us down
When it rains
Ain’t it thrilling
Though your nose, gets a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the Tenno’s way
Walking in the Plains of Eidolon
Walking in the Plains of Eidolon

 

Thank you, thank you very much,

        -ProendermanZX27/BravoTango_7274

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Original: Little Drummer Boy: By The Harry Simeone Chorale

Little Tenno Boy: By D3rpyPikachu

Rose she told me (Twin Grakata-tas)

Our hidden Queen to see (Twin Grakata-tas)

Our finest men we bring (Twin Grakata-tas)

To serve oour queen (Twin Grakata-tas)

(Grakata-ta, Grakata-ta)

Slay the enemies

(Twin Grakata-tas)

When we come

Young Tenno

(Twin Grakata-tas)

I am Orokin too

(Twin Grakata-tas)

I have no plat to gift

(Twin Grakata-tas)

An Excalibur prime

(Twin Grakata-tas)

(Grakata-ta, Grakata-ta)

Can I write carols

(Twin Grakata-tas)

To earn plat

Lotus nodded

(Twin Grakata-tas)

The DE devs kept time

(Twin Grakata-tas)

I wrote my best for her

(Twin Grakata-tas)

(Grakata-ta, Grakata-ta)

Then she smiled at me

(Twin Grakata-tas)

Me and my gun

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Carol of the Bells, Original composer: Mykola Leontovych, My version based on Carol of the bells from artist Pentatonix.

 

Spoiler

List’ Tenno now,

this is the list,

of all the best,

don’t go away,

Eidolon’s here,

Cetus brings cheer,

To new and old,

What will unfold.

 

Corpus, Grineer,

We do not fear,

They have no chance,

Make lotus prance.

 

Stalk-er can see,

We must all flee,

Dread, hate, despair,

Tenno beware.

 

Oh how they fight,

Blood everywhere,

Frames left and right,

Flying in the air.

 

Grinding for primes,

Slowly wasting time,

Plat price too high,

Hours go by.

 

Have a very very good tennobaum

Have a very very good tennobaum.

Play with your friends,

Online till the end,

Free fun to all,

Try it for lols.

Clem, Clim, Clem, Clim,

Clem, Clim, Clem, Clim.

 

Edited by Y_NarWhal

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This took me a while to make but i was able to mention every warframe. not counting prime variants. i even made it go with the songs original rhythm and rhyme scheme.

Original Song: Jingle Bells (One Horse Open Sleigh) by James S. Pierpoint
Clem Grakatas (Jingle Bells)

Spoiler

Clem Grakatas (Jingle Bells)


Stabbing through Grineer
Bashing Corpus Heads in
Dicing Infested here
Survival hitting ten
Maxing Warframes in a day
Enemies dying on sight
What fun it is to be a
Valkyr Main tonight

Clem Grakatas, Clem Grakatas,
Clem's Grakatas save the day
Speeding by Volt and Zephyr
Running across the Plains, hey
Clem Grakatas, Clem Grakatas,
Clem's Grakatas save the day
Beating this Mobile Defense
As Limbo and Banshee frames.

An Ivara and a Loki
Stealthing through this Spy
A Mesa and Titania
Beating up this Hive
A team of Nidus and Nezha
Massacring this Defense
Followed by a Nekros and Nova
Grinding resources for a Lenz

Clem Grakatas, Clem Grakatas,
Clem's Grakatas save the day
Vauban pulling in the enemy
Setting them up to be slayed , hey
Clem Grakatas, Clem Grakatas,
Clem's Grakatas save the day
Fighting off the Corrupted
While Gara keeps them away

Octavia and Frost together
Finishing off an Invasion
Oberon, Wukong  united
Beat an Interception
Mirage and Inaros
Going for a Rescue
Ash and Excalibur in a team
Exterminating for you.

Clem Grakatas, Clem Grakatas,
Clem's Grakatas save the day
Nyx absorbing damage
Keeping enemies at bay, hey
Clem Grakatas, Clem Grakatas,
Clem's Grakatas save the day
Hydroid with Pilfering Swarm
His Tentacles looting and making way.

Chroma with Rhino buffing up
The team of Teralyst killers.
With an Ember and Equinox
Deceptions become easy thrillers.
Meanwhile in a Sabotage
Mag and Atlas doing work.
Grinding Assassinations using
Harrow and Saryn with a smirk.

Clem Grakatas, Clem Grakatas,
Clem's Grakatas save the day
New frame Khorra with a kavat
Will soon joing the grinding fray, hey
Clem Grakatas, Clem Grakatas,
Clem's Grakatas save the day
Oh what fun it is to grind
In This Game Named WARFRAME!!!!!!!

 

Edited by (PS4)YIYOTURTLE

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