Nathrax Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Eartha Kitt - Santa Baby Harrow Baby Spoiler Harrow baby, you just make my life so easy... you see. You know I love energy. Harrow baby, just swing that thing around here for me. Harrow baby, I really like the way you look too... my boo. You know I like those chains too. Harrow baby, just swing that thing around here for me. Think of all the fun we've missed. Trinity is jealous, baby now she's pissed. People used to the think that she was good. She couldn't amp my crits so she's off my list. Harrow honey, I want some health and i think that's not... a lot. I know you can heal me too. Harrow baby, just swing that thing around here for me. Harrow cutie, there is thing I really do need... for free. It's called i-mor-tality. Harrow baby, just swing that thing around here for me. Harrow baby, these red crits really do feel the best... no jest. Pop them right in their heads. Harrow baby, just swing that thing around here for me. Come and give me vi-ta-li-ty. Swing your thurible and watch for me. I'll kill the enemies and protect you. I want you in my squad per-ma-nently. Harrow baby, forgot to give you one little thing... a ring. I can't let Saryn have you. Harrow baby, just swing that thing around here for me. Just swing that thing around here for me. Just swing, for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingWolby Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Just now, KingWolby said: Lol, this sincerely made my day. Even if this doesn't win it really warms my heart that someone wrote this on their very own without even being like...asked. One of my biggest hopes is that I've inspired a lot of people this Tennobaum season and you make me feel like I might have accomplished that. :) Lol may I ask for an edit? It might sound better and also not look like I paid you to write the song (lol) if you took out the twitch.tv part and put 'on a Tennobaum Gifting Spree'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnkeragothDragonblood Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 "Tenno we have heard on high" ["Angels we have heard on high" by James Chadwick] Tenno we have heard on high Greatly flyin' o'er the plain and the un'um in reply echoing our joyous strain Gloria, in the Lotus name oh Gloria, in the Lotus name oh Ostron, what's for us to see for the night has closely come what new bounties are from thee reverse what grineer have done Gloria, in the Lotus name oh Gloria, in the Lotus name oh Come to Eidolon and see Teralyst that we must stop come and capture it with me hope the brilliant shard will drop Gloria, in the Lotus name oh Gloria, in the Lotus name oh Gloria, in the Lotus name oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rextron8 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Walking in a Winter wonderland Written in 1934 by Felix Bernard (music) and Richard B. Smith (lyricist). Walking Through The Planes of Eidolon Cetus sings Are you listening In the Planes Snow is glistening A beautiful sight We’re fishing tonight Walking through the plans of Eidolon Gone away is the Orokin Here to stay are the Ostron There singing a song As they carrier along Walking through the plans of Eidolon In the meadow we can find the Grineer Walking, flying, strolling all around We can just keep farming In the distance Until Konzu says To hunt them down Later on We’ll conspire As we sit round the fire To discuss the next raid And the plans that we’ve made Walking through the plans of Eidolon In the open you can find a creature That is Roaming when the sun goes down You should be so careful if you’re near one Because a Teralyst can easily put you down Flying high In your Arch Wing It’s so much fun do you hear me We hunt and we play The Ostron way Walking through the plans of Eidolon Yeah we’re walking through the plans of Eidolon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Jtg200 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 warframe jingle dashing thru the plains with plasmors on are back. we have some killing blows for the eidolons when the scream and shout lookout everyone warframe here warframe there where is everyone i dont know i dont care limbos already gone. we hunt thee infested we slaughter them all dead but all we really know they just want a hug instead. warframe here warframe there where is everyone i dont know i dont care limbos already gone. now we got are full squad full of energy now here we fight all of are enemies. when they are all dead and we are back at are ship the only thing we really get is puns from ordis. warframe here warframe there where is everyone i dont know i dont care limbos already gone. now have some cheer cause we all know warframe is number 1!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)muk9898 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Santa Prime is Coming to Town A Tennobaum Parody of Santa Claus is Coming to Town by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie Original Lyrics by Muk9898 Added help from: Deadsquirrel425 and tigerboy2 Both on PlayStation 4 Lyrics: You better watch out You better not die You better not pout i'm telling you why Santa Prime is Coming to Town He's making a list Checking it twice Gonna find who's an Acolyte Santa Prime is Coming to Town He sees you when your Reviving He knows when you Scam in Trade He know if you've been bad or good So be good For Lotus sake OH! You better watch out You better not die You better not pout i'm telling you why Santa Prime Is Coming To Town Merry TennoBaum to all And to all a good Farm Happy Holidays DE, From us Players, To your Homes Edited December 21, 2017 by (PS4)muk9898 Adding Santa Prime Image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senechaux Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) Warning: Contains many spoilers Song: Carol of the bells each line is meant to be sung with a four syllable cadence There is a slight delay after the first syllable After which the next 3 are said in rapid successions one, two-three-four one, two-three-four six, seven-eight six, seven-eight Spoiler Song repeats 3x Hark how the void, (Hark how the bells) Stu-died and toyed. A-dults deranged. Chil-dren were changed. Fear of the young. Cry-opods strung. Tool meant to keep, in cryosleep. Sen-tients went. Back in dissent. This stage of lore: One sided war. Send in the clones. Go-lems to own. Trans-ference link. Ten-no in sync. Children of which, must not be ditched. Marg will soon find, death most unkind. Hope for tomorrow? Pro-tect the oro. Rel you must stall, Man in the wall. Corpus Corpus Corpus Corpus saw fit Growth &, Growth &, Growth &, Growth & Profit Karris forlorn Ordis is born Mem-ories are battered Frag-ments are scattered (main song repeats) O-rokin haught, (Hark how the bells) switch mind and bod. En-fants en grosse. Thanks In-a-ros Hun-how will plot, Na-tah will not. He fakes demise. She will cut ties. War has been won? Kill all the sons Coup to contend Em-peror's end. A consequence, with dominance. Stalker has might. Six acolytes. Sleep out of guilt. Moon as a quilt. Wake up to Vor Bra-ton and more. Hear mothers voice Giv-ing us choice Which school to choose Lens will be fused fash-ion, fash-ion, fash-ion, fash-ion, endgame DE, When-will, you-make, Dakka, Clem-frame What is that sound? Vor fleet inbound. In-vasion force Arch-wing of course (main song repeats) Hark it's a pair? (Hark how the bells) For-tress as lair. Mem-ories raw. Rav-enous maw Stealth-ing to dash. Tesh-in will clash. Snow mountain top. Drink it or stop Hek's grineer clones Earth overgrown Ci-cero tox Watch out for Nox. Al's pet project Taking effect Pod's collected. He's infected. Sents are on earth. Fight without mirth. Bones and remains, caged on the plains. Si-rens will blare. You in the air, me on the ground. Ter-ralyst bound fishing fishing fishing fishing forecast open open open open at last Twen-ty eighteen. Yet to be seen Thank-you D.E. Nin-ja's play free Twen-ty eighteen. Yet to be seen Thank-you D.E. Nin-ja's play free Edited December 21, 2017 by Senechaux spelling changes & singing instructions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleWhammy Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Lyrics by DoubleWhammy: Carol of the Chains (Carol of the Bells, composed by Mykola Leontovych) Spoiler Hark! Harrow’s chains Hard freezing chains Held where they stand All through the land Harrow is here Rell grows so near Red Veil has saved Now they’re enslaved Rap, tap, tap, tap Wake from your nap Kay loves her son Run, Tenno, run! Why did you steal? Now he can’t feel Salvation runs Damnation hums You cast him out Suffering shout She was blinded He’s rejected What is evil? Time for primeval Writing, that scary Blood on the wall Harrow, Harrow, Harrow, Harrow save us! Harrow, Harrow, Harrow, Harrow save us! Confused or mad Happy or sad Anxious or shy Why mother, why? [Repeat from beginning] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Sweetums-benni Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 The Twelve Days Of Warframe (Based on The Twelve Days of Christmas by Frederic Austin) (Verse 1) On the first day of Warframe DE gave to me 50 Plat for free (Verse 2) On the second day of Warframe DE gave to me 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (Verse 3) On the third day of Warframe DE gave to me 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (Verse 4) On the forth day of Warframe DE gave to me 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (verse 5) On the fifth day of Warframe DE gave to me 5 Oxium 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (Verse 6) On the sixth day of Warframe DE gave to me 6 Syndicates fighting 5 Oxium 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (verse 7) On the seventh day of Warframe DE gave to me 7 Ayatan treasures 6 Syndicates fighting 5 Oxium 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (Verse 8) On the eighth day of Warframe DE gave to me 8 Moa's milking 7 Ayatan treasures 6 Syndicates fighting 5 Oxium 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (Verse 9) On the ninth day of Warframe DE gave to me 9 Dreg's dancing 8 Moa's milking 7 Ayatan treasures 6 Syndicates fighting 5 Oxium 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (Verse 10) On the tenth day of Warframe DE gave to me 10 Leapers leaping 9 Dreg's dancing 8 Moa's milking 7 Ayatan treasures 6 Syndicates fighting 5 Oxium 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (Verse 11) On the eleventh day of Warframe DE gave to me 11 Hotfix updates 10 Leapers leaping 9 Dreg's dancing 8 Moa's milking 7 Ayatan treasures 6 Syndicates fighting 5 Oxium 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free (Verse 12) On the twelfth day of Warframe DE gave to me 12 Stars are shining 11 Hotfix updates 10 Leapers leaping 9 Dreg's dancing 8 Moa's milking 7 Ayatan treasures 6 Syndicates fighting 5 Oxium 4 Fieldrons 3 Detonites 2 Cetus wisps and 50 Plat for free Composed by: F19aro_paul snipage01 Benniboy30 PS4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)UserNameLiam Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 (edited) We Three Tenno (We Three Kings by John Henry Hopkins Jr.) We three Tenno of Lotus are, Bearing weapons we journey afar, Grineer and Corpus, Infested, Corrupted, All of them, none too hard Oh, Clem of wonder, Clem of might, Clem with royal beauty bright, Grakata killing Still fulfilling, Guide us to thy perfect light. Born a Clem on Eidolon plain, Primes we bring to crown him again, King forever, ceasing never, Over us all to reign. Oh, Clem of wonder, Clem of might, Clem with royal beauty bright, Grakata killing, Still fulfilling, Guide us to thy perfect light. Darvo deals to offer have I, Discount owns a deity nigh, Prayer and praising, all men raising, Worship Clem on high. Oh, Clem of wonder, Clem of might, Clem with royal beauty bright, Grakata killing, Still fulfilling, Guide us to thy perfect light. Edited December 21, 2017 by (PS4)UserNameLiam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Fox-Hound1223 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Original song: The Christmas song Composers: Bob Wells and Mel Tormé in 1945, first performed by The Nat King Cole Trio Lyrics: Ember Prime is roasting up a World on Fire, Frost Prime is Twitching up Snow Globes Don't dress the same, Fashion Frame your attire Let's not forget our kubrows! Maybe you will go with Deathcube, maybe Helios Kavats can Charm the season bright Tiny Tenno with their amps all aglow, will find it hard to sleep tonight We know the Stalker is on his way, and he's got Hate, and War, and Dread so don't get flayed We know that every Loki Prime is gonna spy, to see Titania when she takes to the sky And so, I'm offering this simple Glaive, to Tenno from 1 to 92 Though it's been said many times, many ways Merry Tennobaum to you We know that Baro is on his way, He's got lots of mods and goodies at the Strata Relay We know that every single squad is gonna try, the see the Eidolon and survive through the night And so, I'm offering this simple Glaive, A Gift From The Lotus just for you Have a potato, here's a gold and a blue, Merry Tennobaum to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manofhonor1012 Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Ordis’ Christmas Carol (Original: Deck the Halls, originally written and composed by Thomas Oliphant) Deck the ship with- THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES HE, HA, HA, HA , HA,- la, la, la, la, la! Forge new Frames from these long centuries Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,- HA! GOUGE THE GRINEER, CUT THE CORPUS HE, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,- la! From the Void and down to Cetus, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! See the flowing waste before us, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Strike the Crawler, saving Jordas. Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Follow me in merry- MASSACRE, HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WHILE I’M SCREAMING, BLOODY MURDER HEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!- Fast away we got to Suda, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Hear her song and find Octavia! Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la! Cosmic background radiation, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ha, ha, ha- HA! WHILE WE STAND UPON THEIR CORPSES HE, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA Did the Operator enjoy my clever witticism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)crammie Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 The Stalker is hunting me downBased off: Santa Claus is coming to town by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie Spoiler You go grab your gunGrab your Soma prime Don’t hesitate, I’m telling you why The Stalker is hunting me down Yes I’m on his listmaybe even twice He’s coming for us, so go and fly high The Stalker is hunting me down He might ruin our ChristmasMight make everyone sad He might ruin our nice big tree So we better stay away So go grab your gunGrab your Braton Prime Don’t hesitate, I’m telling you why The Stalker is hunting me down He might cut down our big treeMight ruin the spirit He might break our decorations With his big powerful “Hate” Now go grab your gunGrab your Burston Prime Don’t hesitate, I’m telling you why The Stalker is hunting me down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)PANDA24LIT Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 TWELVE DAYS OF TENNOBAUM (TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS by Bing Crosby) On the first day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me A clem in a grakata tree On the second day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree on the third day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the fourth day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the fifth day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me FIVE ARGON CRYSTALS four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the sixth day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me six acolytes a-stalking FIVE ARGON CRYSTALS four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the seventh day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me seven frost a-freezing six acolytes a-stalking FIVE ARGON CRYSTALS four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the eighth day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me eight grineer lancers lancing seven frost a-freezing six acolytes a-stalking FIVE ARGON CRYSTALS four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the ninth day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me nine volts speeding eight grineer lancers lancing seven frost a-freezing six acolytes a-stalking FIVE ARGON CRYSTALS four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the tenth day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me ten leapers a-leaping nine volts speeding eight grineer lancers lancing seven frost a-freezing six acolytes a-stalking four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the eleventh day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me eleven ivaras prowling ten leapers a-leaping nine volts speeding eight grineer lancers lancing seven frost a-freezing six acolytes a-stalking FIVE ARGON CRYSTALS four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree On the twelfth day of tennobaum, my lotus sent to me twelve mesas peacemaking eleven ivaras prowling ten leapers a-leaping nine volts speeding eight grineer lancers lancing seven frost a-freezing six acolytes a-stalking FIVE ARGON CRYSTALS four ayatan treasures three corpus raptors two raksa kubrows and a clem in a grakata tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Pattingo Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town by J. Fred Coots (Captain Vor Is Coming To E Prime) You better fuse mods You better rank up Return from the Void There's an alert nearby 'cause Captain Vor is coming to E Prime. He's gathering Grineer From Titan to Odin The Stalkers are out They got Dreads and Amphis' Captain Vor is coming to E Prime. He sees you on spying missions He knows when you're in Cetus He knows when you're at Lex or Ker So team up for the Lotus' sake! You better fuse mods You better rank up Return from the Plains I'm telling you why 'cause Captain Vor is coming to E Prime, CAPTAIN VOR IS COMING TO E PRIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Pentandra Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Based on The Twelve Days of Christmas, traditional English Christmas carol popularized by Frederic Austin Spoiler The Twelve Days of Tennobaum - written by Pentandra On the first day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me a Tenno focus skill tree On the second day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the third day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the fourth day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the fifth day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me five po-tae-toes four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the sixth day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me six kubrows laying five po-tae-toes four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the seventh day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me seven Frosts a'freezing six kubrows laying five po-tae-toes four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the eighth day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me eight Garas glinting seven Frosts a'freezing six kubrows laying five po-tae-toes four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the ninth day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me nine boils a'popping eight Garas glinting seven Frosts a'freezing six kubrows laying five po-tae-toes four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the tenth day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me ten dethcubes dying nine boils a'popping eight Garas glinting seven Frosts a'freezing six kubrows laying five po-tae-toes four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the eleventh day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me eleven Rhinos roaring ten dethcubes dying nine boils a'popping eight Garas glinting seven Frosts a'freezing six kubrows laying five po-tae-toes four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree On the twelfth day of Tennobaum, Lotus gave to me twelve Saryns sporing eleven Rhinos roaring ten dethcubes dying nine boils a'popping eight Garas glinting seven Frosts a'freezing six kubrows laying five po-tae-toes four open relics three hidden caches two vomvalysts and a Tenno focus skill tree! Thanks very much for hosting this contest! It's been great fun seeing everyone's submissions and this was a blast to write. Happy Tennobaum to all, and to all a good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oraez Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) Original Song: It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year Artist: Andy Williams Title: It's the Most CLEMderful Time of the Year Lyrics: Oraez, with inputs from Xcelsia Vocal guide here, enjoy! <3 (via SoundCloud) === 1 It's the Most CLEMderful time of the year I bring you primed mods, weapons, Inaros and Fashions I'm Baro Ki Teer! It's the most CLEMderful time of the year === 2 It's a Plat Platinum season for all Tennos flood the trade channel All prices, they haggle And check Darvo's Hall It's a Plat-Platinum season for all === 3 There'll be parties for hosting Last minute for farming Fissures on Relics as they go There'll be Ducats here and there And tales of better wares I brought just a few weeks ago === 4 It's the most CLEMderful time of the year Tennos come at the relay Check my wares hoping Nay More Baro Ki Tears! It's the most CLEMderful time of the year~ === (Repeat 3 and 4 except last line) It’s the most CLEMderful time Don’t fear I brought a lot this time! (Right, DE?) It’s the most CLEMderful time for Ki Teer! Oops… Of the YEAR! Merry Christmas Tenno! Edited December 22, 2017 by Oraez inserted Soundcloud link, Enjoy! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelpeach Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Last Christmas I Gave You My Mods (Last Christmas - Wham!) helped by GODKINGER Spoiler Last Christmas I gave you my mods But the very next day You sold them away This year To save me some plat I'll trade them for something special Last Christmas I gave you my mods But the very next day You sold them away (you sold them away) This year To save me some plat I'll trade them for something special (special) Once trolled and twice shy I kept my distance But we met in a public match Tell me Tenno Do you recognize me? Well It's been a year It doesn't surprise me (Merry Christmas) I sent them to your inbox With a note saying "Enjoy’em pal =)" you unbox it Now I know what a Clem I've been But if you PM’d me now I know you'd troll me again Last Christmas I gave you my mods But the very next day You sold them away (you sold them away) This year To save me some plat I'll trade them for something special (special) Last Christmas I gave you my mods But the very next day You sold them away (you sold them away) This year To save me some plat I'll trade them for something special (special) A crowded relay Baro has returned I'm avoiding you after getting burned My God I thought you were A friend to farm with Me? I guess I was just a player to leech on I taxi'd and carried, helping you every day brought you on sorties but you idle away Now I've found a good clan you'll never troll me again Last Christmas I gave you my mods But the very next day You sold them away (you sold them away) This year To save me some plat I'll trade them for something special (special) Last Christmas I gave you my mods But the very next day You sold them away This year To save me some plat I'll trade them for something special Dispatching on a mission with no mods to equip (I gave you mine) Tenno under warframe but to you just a blip Maybe next year I'll give it to someone I'll give it to someone special. (Special. Someone. Someone.) I'll give it to someone... Yeeaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerren Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 [To the tune of "Winter Wonderland ([1934] Felix Bernard (music), Richard B. Smith (original lyrics)"] Hydroid's puddle is a-glistenin'. Saryn's spores are a-blisterin'. Mirage's sleight' Is reworked tonight. Sliding in a Corpus frozen land. Gone away is primed Ember; One prime launch we'll get Zephyr. Banshee huhshes mandacord songs As Valkyr screams along Sliding in Corpus frozen land. In the Index we can cause some mayhem And run into the Corpus John Prodman. "Do you know Razorback?" He'll say, "No, Clem." But here's an autograph for such a span. Ivara sets a wire As Nezha's trailing fire. Regret public groups made As they die by grenade Sliding in a Corpus frozen land. Harrow's chains are a clinkin' Equinox keeps on switchin' Forget the ghoul fight And scan this acolyte Sliding in a Corpus frozen land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)SpiralMoonBow Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Jingle Bells Alternate Rendition 1992 Batman the Animated Series sung by Mark Hamill as the Joker. Original Composition "One Horse Open Sleigh" by James Pierpont 1850. This is an expanded merging of the two. 1001 Tenno Nights Shake a Clem! Tenno smell! Lotus whines and begs Soar Dropship, Blowns to bits! Grineer have won the day! ChaosSlip had Jumped, Invis P Loki, tweaked Vectis scopes: war's End Hunhow's Skull did 'Ping' Carved out, Void Drained, she screams! Doc Date Clem says, "Clem." Hears Saryn P so dirty. Limbo's never here Nezha's underage Volt Prime runs in time Hydroid's such a freak Equinox both laugh her down, "Our joy is Lannister!" Sing prompted Slips, "Fung or Starff!" Mirage lamp enslaved Banshee P nagging Prime Ash Ivara sews patent clothes Nova Prime mannequin Gara Drag wear'in! Loves pain & Links, Trinity. Trauma ringed she, Valkyr Prime Slips throw at her cell. Loki Switch 'Ports, and dies Mesa: fake guns, 'Pew! Pew!' Happy clown Nekros Prime Nyx Prime, done lost her mind Twin Dirga medicine Valkyr: mirror saw-> passed out Drools Vauban Prime, balls gone Song does Slips dance. "Ence or Zap!" Ash goes up in smoke Helios pap'razzi finds Prime Rhino fat-shamed, binge eats Nyx gambles Deth Cube Craps Atlas found so stoned P Trin Bikini Box'in Titiana swatted flat Star duet on Kela's screen Nova re-heats food! Volt charges cell phone Banshee Octavia, ringtone true. Carrier: floating purse Mag Prime is fridge décor! Mounted Vauban compacts trash Kavats chase Taxon's dot Queens' feast waiting hot Ember Prime smells fine battered and deep fried. Steamed greens of Oberon Prime Hydroid plate suishi Saryn flave' Frost Prime ice cream 'Fin chilled Wukong monnkey brains. Slips finger dines on floor Throne chained Slips, "Frost melt'n while Ember laid their egg! Zephyr hatched, cooked so fast 'Aid Inaros vaccuumend char! Tied Clem roast, Chroma puffs A top Ober Prime! 'Dings' Djinn, Chef Excal seasons Waitress Rhino sees Slips faint Oh, Nidus disposal Nekros Kubrow chew! Harrow emplaced on hall wall Mag bound falls, tactic EMP Myth, Excal Prime remains. Vanquished Slips still dreams, A Primed Chamber was hers then... 'Stead she Mirage Prime cosplays End. Cany you find Slips' slave view hidden message? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)MayoNe1ghs Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) An adaptation of “12 Days of Christmas” by Frederick Austin On the first day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me A brand new mastery rank On the second day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the third day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the fourth day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the fifth day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Five Warframe Primes Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the sixth day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Six Stalker stalkings Five Warframe Primes Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the seventh day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Seven zones to free roam Six Stalker stalkings Five Warframe Primes Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the eighth day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Eight weapon blueprints Seven zones to free roam Six Stalker stalkings Five Warframe Primes Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the ninth day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Nine boosting boosters Eight weapon blueprints Seven zones to free roam Six Stalker stalkings Five Warframe Primes Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the tenth day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Ten Tennos fighting Nine boosting boosters Eight weapon blueprints Seven zones to free roam Six Stalker stalkings Five Warframe Primes Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the eleventh day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Eleven Ordis whinings Ten Tennos fighting Nine boosting boosters Eight weapon blueprints Seven zones to free roam Six Stalker stalkings Five Warframe Primes Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank On the twelfth day of Warframe, my Lotus gave to me Twelve Lotus lovings Eleven Ordis whinings Ten Tennos fighting Nine boosting boosters Eight weapon blueprints Seven zones to free roam Six Stalker stalkings Five Warframe Primes Four cracked relics Three Clem clones Two festive glyphs and a brand new mastery rank Edited December 22, 2017 by (PS4)DISCO_3D_KILLER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionPoohole Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Original is "Deck the Halls" by Thomas Oliphant --------------------------------------------------- Deck the halls with guts of Corpus, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Here we come to steal all your stuff. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Fill our mods, costs so much endo, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la I'm too poor, could you please lend-o? Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Corrupted Vor just won't stop talking, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Stalker dies, yet keeps on stalking. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la See the blazing ships before us, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Kill Grineer and join the chorus. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Infested Plains a time beyond now, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Save all we can; make it a vow. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Come along ye all together, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Help the galaxy, it's our pleasure. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la --------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)EnderCratzy Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Hi my Chat box isnt working and i have tried everything do you think that you would be able to fix it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avian117 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 (edited) (Also, I don’t know why the text copied so big. Sorry for that. ^.^;) Rockin’ Around the Somatic Link Parody by: Avian117 Original written by: Johnny Marks Original sung by: Brenda Lee Rockin' around the Somatic link At the Tennobaum party hop Treshcones hung where you can see In every Darvo shop. (Just 25 platinum) Rockin' around the Somatic link Let the Tennobaum spirit ring Later we'll have some P.O.T.A.T.O pie And we'll do some gift sharing You will get a brilliant shard when you cap a Teralyst Voices saying, hurry on up Oh crap! We forgot to bring a chroma! Rockin' around the somatic link Have a happy holiday Every Tenno dancin' merrily In the new old-Orokin way You will get a Sentient core when you beat an Eidolon Voices yelling, here comes Stalker Oh crap! We forgot to bring a healer! Rockin' around the Somatic link Have a happy holiday Every Tenno dancin' merrily In the new old-orokin way Edited December 22, 2017 by Avian117 Don’t know how to fix the text size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)EnderCratzy Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Can you help?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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