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      HOW TO: Claim Livestream Platinum Prizes   31/03/16

      Hello fellow Tenno! Decided to make this guide after receiving multiple private messages and seeing multiple threads on how to claim plat prizes during official Warframe streams. Please remember to refer to the images in the spoilers for more information. Please Note: To be entered into a Platinum give-away on the Warframe Twitch Channel, all you have to do is log into Twitch and watch the stream. Despite what you may see in chat, there is NO requirement to post anything in chat. 
      Step 1:
      If your Twitch name is called out on a official Warframe livestream (Xbox 1 @ 1 / PS4 @ 4 / Primetime / Devstream), you will need to message the Warframe channel with your in-game alias and the platform you play on (PC, XB1, or PS4). To send a message select the "gear" icon at the bottom left, just under the stream window:
      Step 2: 
      Once you have selected the gear icon as shown above, click "message" to open up the editor:
      Step 3:
      Send a nice message to DE with your in-game alias and the platform you play on. Once you've done that click "send":
      Step 4:
      Be patient, once the message has been sent all you need to do is wait patiently and give [DE] "Ember Prime Ginga Ninja" Megan time to dish out the goods. You should have your plat within 24 hours provided there are no emergency issues at DE. If you believe you have been forgotten and it has been 3-4 plat-less days, then it might be a good idea to contact [DE]Megan on the Forums for an update on the situation since no one likes having platinum in limbo.
      Step 5: 
      Enjoy your winnings, Tenno!     [written by Community Moderator / Senior Guide NovusNova]
[DE]Helen

New Contest: Carol of the Tenno

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(Also, I don’t know why the text copied so big. Sorry for that. ^.^;)

Rockin’ Around the Somatic Link

Parody by: Avian117

Original written by: Johnny Marks

Original sung by: Brenda Lee

 

 

 

Rockin' around the Somatic link

At the Tennobaum party hop

Treshcones hung where you can see

In every Darvo shop. (Just 25 platinum)

Rockin' around the Somatic link

Let the Tennobaum spirit ring

Later we'll have some P.O.T.A.T.O pie

And we'll do some gift sharing

You will get a brilliant shard when you cap a Teralyst

Voices saying, hurry on up

Oh crap! We forgot to bring a chroma!

Rockin' around the somatic link

Have a happy holiday

Every Tenno dancin' merrily

In the new old-Orokin way

You will get a Sentient core when you beat an Eidolon

Voices yelling, here comes Stalker

Oh crap! We forgot to bring a healer!

Rockin' around the Somatic link

Have a happy holiday

Every Tenno dancin' merrily

In the new old-orokin way

 
Edited by Avian117
Don’t know how to fix the text size

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I rarely use the forums so I don’t know how to use it properly. Best if you find a help section and ask there. 

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Original Carol: Deck the Halls by Thomas Oliphant

New Carol: Deck the Ship
 
Deck the ship with mods and weapons,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Tis the Tenno way that beckons,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Don we now our warframe body,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Troll the Stalker as a hobby,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
 
See the hell spawn fall before us,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Strike with sword and bow and bullets,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Follow me for rank and sculptures,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
While the Kuria tell of others,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
 
Fast we fly through space around us,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Hail the newbs, they rise around us,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Sing we now of clan and companions,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Heedless as the weather threatens,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

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The Tenno-ing song (To The Wassail Song (Traditional)) - Music and original lyric for those interested - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSAGyXtZVi4&feature=youtu.be

Again we go battle-ling
Among the stars so bright,
With Corpus to our left and
Grineer to our right.

REFRAIN:
    Guns and swords come for you
    And so do our warframes too,
    Lotus sent us to bring peace to the whole system,
    We will bring peace to the whole system.
    
We are children of a ship
That went into the void,
Where an unknown force changed us
Strange powers it bestowed.

REFRAIN

The Grineer they clone their troops
For military might,
And still they can not best us
Though they were born to fight.

REFRAIN

Corpus walkers are a joke
We scrap them by the score,
Jackyl, Raptor, and the Lynx
Must be rebuilt once more.

REFRAIN

The Infested are a plague,
A nightmare turned too real.
We'll hunt them down and clense them
With fire and with steel.

REFRAIN

We will not fear the stalker
Who comes to cut us down,
For we are noble Tenno
And we will stand our ground.

REFRAIN

Set us up on a sortie,
Or a plains bounty or two,
Maybe do a defense,
And crack some relics too.

REFRAIN

We praise our allies big and small,
That aid us in our cause,
Sentinals, Kavats, Kubros,
Even Ordis with his flaws.

REFRAIN

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Original Song: Do You Hear What I Hear? Lyrics by Noël Regney and music by Gloria Shayne Baker 

Warframe Edition: You Have Stepped From The Path By Kabaesu

An ode to the syndicates of Warframe, using in-game quotes and their relationships with each other! (Sorry Perrin Sequence)

 

 

Said the Arbiters to the Red Veil

You have stepped from the path

Such potential squandered, Red Veil

You have stepped from the path

Telos, Telos

Weapons like Boltos

You have strayed too far from the path

You have strayed too far from the path

 

Said the Red Veil to Steel Meridian

Use it to spread our way

(Use it to spread our way)

Take this bow, Steel Meridian

Use it to spread our way

(Use it to spread our way)

Rakta, Rakta

Red Ballistica

You may punish our enemies

You may punish our enemies

 

Said Steel Meridian to New Loka

You’ve forced our hand today

(You’ve forced our hand today)

But what do you care, New Loka

You’ve forced our hand today

(You’ve forced our hand today)

Vaykor, Vaykor

Used to kill Regor

Do not underestimate us

Do not underestimate us

 

Said New Loka to Cephalon Suda

Unworthy have no future

(Unworthy have no future)

You will be cleansed, Cephalon Suda

Unworthy have no future

(Unworthy have no future)

Sancti, Sancti

That cleansed Alad V

It’s not too late to cleanse yourself

It’s not too late to cleanse yourself

It’s not too late to cleanse yourself

Edited by Kabaesu

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Hunhow got run over by a Rhino

(Grandma got run over by a Reindeer)

Spoiler

Chorus:

Hunhow got run over by a Rhino

Travelling in the heart of Lua

You can say there's no such thing as tenno

But as for me and Natah we believe

 

Verse 1:

He'd been searching for the tenno

We begged Rhino not to go

But Limbo helped him into Plato

And he disappeared to go and start the show

When we found them the next morning

At the scene of the attack

Was no iron on his forehead

And he's got no more roar buff in the map

 

Chorus

Verse 2:

Now we're all so proud of Valkyr

She's been taking this so well

See her in there in a frenzy

Drinking kuva slashing things with the venka

We're not tenno without Rhino

Even Nezha's coloured black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we take all of his glyphs 

Or send them back (Send them back)

 

Chorus

Verse 3:

Now Rhino lays on the table

And Nekros stands by with wings

And the black and crimson candles

That would just have matched the hue of Rhino's friend

Hiding from all his friends and neighbours

Rhino gets up for himself

They should never make a sword that

Communicates to others

And kills tenno

 

Chorus

Singing Saryn

Chorus

 

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Original: "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, by Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel and Albert Hague

 

You're a Mean One, Mr. Hek

---

You’re a mean one, Mr. Hek
You really are a toss’
You’re a grimy two-bit despot
With a mind an inch across, Mr. Hek
You’re a rotten old potato disguised as a boss


You’re a monster, Mr. Hek
You’re full of angry bees
No level-headed person harbors such a hate for trees, Mr. Hek
Seriously dude, what’s the deal
Why do you hate trees?


You’re a vile one, Mr. Hek
You’re a creeping, nasty rot
You’ve the gentle disposition of a rabid juggernaut
Mr. Hek
Given the choice between the two of you
I’d take the rabid juggernaut


You’re a foul one, Mr. Hek
You’re face resembles mince
Your heart is full of boils
Your brain is full of ants
Mr. Hek
The three words that best describe you
are as follows, and I quo—bzzt
Settlements!
Settlements!!
Settlements!!!!!!!


You’re a rotter, Mr. Hek
You’re the king of raving fools
You’re as graceful as a charger
Half as handsome as a ghoul
Mr. Hek
Your soul is an appalling scrap heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful 
Rubbish imaginable, slowly sinking into an 
Ever-growing, slimy, pungent cesspool


You nauseate me, Mr. Hek
More noxious than a nox
Your soul is gross and sickly
Covered with a putrid pox
Mr. Hek
You’re a three-decker norg brain
And nano-spore sandwich
With arsenic sauce

 

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White Christmas - Irving Berlin

Spoiler

Wet Ripkas

Unsheathing of a wet ripkas
Lust hike through bones i used to saw
When a slash, procs jesters
And greener sisters
I hear same bells as index show

I’m dreaming of a wild Christmas
Where every huras has a bite
Map your keys to parry and smite
And may all your badasses be wiped.

I’m dreaming of a wild Christmas
Where every huras has a bite
Map your keys to parry and smite
And may all your badasses be wiped.
 

 

 

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                                                                                                      Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer by Gene Autry

                                                                                                                   Frost Prime the Frozen Warframe

 

Frost Prime, the Frozen Warframe

Had a very icy dome

And if you walked in to it 

You would freeze and explode

All of the other warframes

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Frost Prime 

Join in any tenno games

Then one foggy Tennobaum

Lotus came to say 

Frost Prime with your avalanche

Won't you freeze these corpus plans?

Then all the other warframes

Used their abilities with glee

Frost Prime, the Frozen Warframe 

You'll go down in vault history 

Edited by (PS4)shmacked87
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Bate o sino pequenino 

Nhaaaa

Hoje a noite é bela,

Juntos eu e Lotus,

Vamos ao Void,

Felizes a dançar,

Ao soar o tambor,

tambor Nagga,

Para o Tenno menino,

Nos matar.

 

Bate o tambor pequenino,

tambor Nagga,

Já acabou, Tenno menino,

Para nos erradicar.

 

Sangue na espada, pede o tambor,

Alegre a bater,

Abençoe Tenno menino,

O sistema solar.

 

 

 

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Original: Silent Night 

Composer : Franz Xaver Gruber

Lyrics: Joseph Mohr

Spoiler

Silent Hate
 

Silent Hate
Holy Dread
All is Angst
All is Despair
Round yon Misery
Stalker and Acolytes
Holy womb so fragile and Torment
Fight in heavenly fear
Fight in heavenly fear
 
Silent Hate
Holy Dread
Tenno pray at the sight
Mania streams from Torment afar
Malice ? sing Violence
Stalker the Executor is born
Stalker the Executor is born
 
Silent Hate
Holy Dread
All is Angst
All is Despair
Round yon Misery
Stalker and Acolytes
Holy womb so fragile and Torment
Fight in heavenly fear
Fight in heavenly fear
 
Silent Hate
Holy Dread
Fight in heavenly fear

 

 

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You’re A Mean One, Nekros Prime
(You’re A Mean One Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft from the 1966 "How The Grinch Stole Christmas Animated Special)
 
 

You’re a mean one, Nekros Prime! You’re cold, your callous, and cruel. You raise your enemies, with your shadows of the dead. Nekros Priiii-ime. *Speaking part* You’re an overripe red apple, with a rotten black cooooooooorreeee.

 
You’re a monster, Nekros Prime. Your Sooouuul is as black, a coal
Your heart is full of mold, and your eyes are dark and cold Nekros Priiiii-ime. *Speaking part* I wouldn’t touch you with my 12 foot and a half Bo staff pooooooolllleee.
 
You’re a foul one, Nekros Prime.
There’s terror in your frown, you’re as friendly and as cuddly as a savage killer Kubrow. Nekros Priii-ime *Speaking part* Given the the choice between the two of you I’d take the savage Kubrooooooooooowwww
 
You’re a vile one Nekros Prime. You’re an ugly, fugly, skunk. You’re armor is full funk and your guts are full of muck. Nekros Priiii-ime *Speaking part* the best words to describe you would be, and I quote
Gunky, funky, muuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk
 
You’re just rotten, Nekros Prime.
You’re the new, master, of death!
You’re the worst I’ve ever met, with your horrid rancid breath, Nekros Priiii-ime 
*Speaking part* you’re mouth is a decaying assortment of fungus, and garbage twisted into yellow shells. The only other person I’ve seen with teeth that bad, was the character Macbeeeeeeettthhhhhh.
 
You nauseate me, Nekros Prime.
You make me want to puke!
Every time I see your face, all I want to do is shoot you Nekros Priiii-ime! 
*Speaking part* You’re a triple decker fried onion and Kavat furball sandwich, with Lotus special saaaaauuuuccceeee.
 

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Lotus Rest Ye Merry, Tenno

(Original Song: God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen)


Space Mother Lotus came to us
And woke us all to fight
Grineer were there to capture us
And drain us of our life
But they would not succeed since
She was there that night

Oh awoken to fight the Grineer blight
The Grineer blight
Oh awoken to fight the Grineer blight

Once back in orbit with Ordis
Though glitchy he was pleased
The entire system was
Forced upon its knees
Enemies across all the worlds
Did fight and did lay siege

Oh awoken to fight the Corpus greed
The Corpus greed
Oh awoken to fight the Corpus greed

One by one enemies fell
T’was Tenno devastation 
Grineer corpus and their leaders
Could not stop the reclamation
And still sweet mother Lotus
Guiding all our operations
    
Oh awoken to purge the infestation
Purge infestation
Oh awoken purge the infestation

Then came a need for components
An eternal grind
Seeking to upgrade ourselves
Wanting everything primed
And throughout all of our adventures
Findings weren’t all kind

Oh awoken to crush the Corrupted Minds
Corrupted Minds
Oh awoken to crush the Corrupted Minds

 

Edited by xXGeniusGamerXx
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I feel like I'm a little late on this, but I am going to post mine anyways.

BASE CAROL: I'll Be Home for Christmas

ARTIST: Kim Gannon, Walter Kent

MY CAROL VERSION: I'll Be Back for Tennobaum

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I'll be back for Tennobaum

for which you can rely on me.

Please have new missions and quests

for me with loot guaranteed.

Tennobaum Eve will call me to where

chivalry and glory shines.

I'll be back for Tennobaum

if only to craft.

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It's Smashed to Bits - adaptation of "What Child is This?" by William Chatterton Dix (1865)


Investors, please, could you lend an ear?
The meddling forces should cause no fear!
The brightest future is in view -
A small investment would profit you!
This, creation I have built
A Tenno blade with a Corpus hilt
I'm, taking your best offers!
Feel free to empty all your coffers!

The Tenno seek to interfere
In Corpus sieges against Grineer
Disgusting clones with simple tools
Promising mere detonite ampules
This, creation I have built
A Tenno blade with a Corpus hilt
I'm, taking your best offers!
Feel free to empty all your coffers!

You imbecile, it's smashed to bits!
The Corpus don't approve of your fits!
You naughty Tenno, it was your kin!
It had your bones, your armor, and skin!
This, Tenno, was just the start!
Relish your lives and your Detron part.
You, Tenno, incurred my wrath
You'll rue the day that you crossed my path!

My project lies in a sparking heap
Its death will haunt me in my sleep.
The agile hunter which I held dear,
Was crushed by supporters of Grineer
This, Tenno, was just the start!
Relish your lives and your Detron part.
You, Tenno, incurred my wrath
You'll rue the day that you crossed my path!

Edited by Egane
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What's This? - Tim Burton, The Nightmare Before Christmas

WORM QUEEN:
What's this? What's this?
There's red mist everywhere
What's this?
There's kuva in the air!
What's this?
They must be here to die
The dreamers stumbling
Get them, guards, out of my hair!
Take this!

What's this? What's this?
You're taking far too long!
I want
To hear the Kuva's song!

What's this?
The halls are filled with
Dreamer meatbags scrambling~
If you guards lose I'll be happy
To bite into you like taffy!
What is this?
What's this?

I'll pound you into meatballs
And lop off all your heads!
They're flinging you like toys
Stop playing now, I want them dead!

Do you all really want me
To pluck out all your eyes?
Protect the Siphon and I might
Not pull out your insides

Oh, look
What's this?
They're dashing through the clouds, like this
Each one means less kuva acquired
I'm ordering all of my Hyekka Masters-
Roast their corpses on a fire!
What's this?

What's this?
I can't believe they're not running in fear
Because you're all so weak
Go die!

They're beating you, these tiny little things
My puppets tangled in their strings
And there's no kuva on the way
So, now, before they break more braids
Send them away
Send them away!
What will I do with useless lumps
Like this?

Oh my, what now?
The dreamers are asleep
But look, there's nothing in the shell
And still! My guardians fail to lash and flay them
Just delay them? Not even this little thing
Destroy them in their slumber

What's this?

Report for execution
No one useful can be found
After all this I just don't know
Why I keep you around

If you don't scream, I swear
I'll make your screeches fill the air
When you're all little dumplings
There's no way I'll try to share

The crimson clouds
They're everywhere and all around
No matter what I thirst for more
The empty tanks inside the fortress keep filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want it, oh, I want it
Oh, I want it for my own
I've got to have
I've got to have
Every last drop of kuva found-
All! Of! This!

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Finally done!

Original: Greatest Time of Year by Aly & AJ

Greatest Tennobaum

There's a special kind of Zephyr in the air
The Acolytes are back this time of year
When everyone is filled with plague and fear
'Cause that's what matters

Blue and gold potatoes tied with bows
Walking in a Snow Globe made of snow
We can feel the Infested growing, knowing

It's the greatest Tennobaum
And it's from us for all the children
From every Tenno Skoom
And Clem too, we will cast our Blessings

Joy to the Plains of Eidolon
Give out some Mags and feel the love
It's our favorite time
To spend our Platinum

We are cozy with the World on Fire
Raise the Mandacord a little higher
I don't think that I could ever tire
Of being a loser

Decorate the craft, hang Noggle Clems
Make Space Mom laugh
Will they ever fix those fishing spawn rates?
Maybe after they buff Atlas

It's the greatest Tennobaum
And it's from us for all the children
From every Tenno Skoom
And Clem too, we will cast our Blessings

Joy to the Plains of Eidolon
Give out some Mags and feel the love
It's our favorite time
To spend our Platinum

Edited by (PS4)KentaMisaka

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Ding Dong Tennobaum is here (Ding dong merrily on high, by Jackie Evancho)
 
Ding dong Tennobaum is here,
The naga drums stopped beating:
Ding dong! Orokin are gone,
Riven numbers are growing
Glory to The Tenno and Their Lotus!
Glory to The Tenno and Their Lotus!
Uranus here below, below,
Tyl Regor is sunken,
And on io, io
Against Corpus we defended
Glory to The Tenno and Their Lotus!
Glory to The Tenno and Their Lotus!
Opening relics for a prime
You play all day, ye farmers,
Bombard oh I'm screwed big time,
I should have brought more armour!
Glory to The Tenno and Their Lotus!
Glory to The Tenno and Their Lotus!
Glory to The Tenno and Their Lotus!
Glory to The Tenno and Their Lotus!
The Tenno and Their Lotus!
 
Happy Tennobaum!

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Merry Christmas everyone! During this special time of the Year everyone should share the Joy of Tennobaum!
Be good, don't shout at newbies, help other players and maybe someone will visit You with a special gift :).
I'm into this game for only 3 weeks but I like it very much already and my Christmas carol tries to tell a story of the time I had fun and laughed while playing.

Sorry for any language mistakes, English ain't my main language. Hope You will have fun while reading it - perhaps some of You had similiar experiences. ;D

 

Original Carol: Jingle Bells by James Pierpont

Warframe Carol title: Tennobaum!

Spoiler

Dashing through the Mars,
With Cell full of 'Frames,
Grineer shot my &#!,
Limbo is to blame.
Now i'm bleeding out,
In some dark cavern,
Limbo shows up sorry and
Lends a helping hand

Tennobaum, Tennobaum,
Tenno all the way
Oh! What fun it is to ride
In a pro farming train
Tennobaum, Tennobaum,
Tenno all the way
Oh! What fun it is to ride
In a pro farming train!

A day or two ago,
I responded to Alert,
Got teamed up with newbs like me,
This is not going well...
Corpus everywhere,
Moas and Ospreys,
We all are about to wipe,
But the smile won't go away!

(Tennobaum, Tennobaum,
Tenno all the way...)

A day or two ago,
I went for Nightmare Mode,
Chose my favourite Mag,
Cell found, here we go!
My Liset drops me in,
I'm going balls deep,
Noticed nightmare mod: no shield :O,
Single bullet, I'm fast "asleep"

(Tennobaum, Tennobaum,
Tenno all the way...)

Whispers from the dark,
Something's not quite right,
I'm aboard my ship,
Ordis freaking out
Cookies and milk gone,
"Show Yourself!" Ordis demands,
Stalker shows up out of blue,
With a nice gift in his hands!

(Tennobaum, Tennobaum,
Tenno all the way...)

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Fairytale of Warframe - Original song; Fairytale of New York - The Pogues

Spoiler

And so it’s Tennobaum
Goodwill towards everyone
And Lotus said to me, the Ghouls are swarming
And so to Cetus I go
To give the ghouls the boot
I blew them all away
And dreamed about loot

Just got some lucky drops
Picked up some rare mods
I’ve got a feeling
It’s time for Acolytes
So happy hunting
I love my Warframes
I’ve had such a killer time
Making space momma proud

{Fast Section}

Bring your guns for the fun
Grab a melee weapon too
And look out for those Acolytes
They’re coming for you
When I first got a drop
I knew I was hooked
But had many more to go
To fill my mod book

There’s Angst
And Malice
Mania, Misery
And Torment and Violence
They’re coming for me
With the guns all now shooting
All the tenno were looting
We hunted them down
To find us some mods

And the tenno of the trade chat say
“Buying Maiming Strike / Argon Scope”
While I keep farming on
And holding hope

They’re coming
We’re doomed
Cries of “Teeno scoom!”
Lying here I’ve survived, as long as someone revives…
Our fate has been sealed
Wait for the mod’s reveal
Cross your fingers and see
If it’s the one that we seek

And we’re sending gifts to our friends list
To raise hope for those in need
It’s the best use of platinum I’ve seen

And so it’s Tennobaum
It’s been a year of fun
So take it all in
What a journey it has been
There’s so much more to come
More quests to be done
Can’t do them all alone
So let’s join together now

And the tenno in the recruit chat
Say “Looking to team for fun”
And we’ll all join together
For Tennobaum

 

 

 

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Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee

 

Rockin' Around with my Banshee by AnthonyM939

Rockin' around with my Banshee
At the dojo trade spot
Mistletoe deco on the maple tree
Every Octavia tries to stop

 

Rockin' around with my Banshee
Let the tenno focus ring
Later we'll make some corpus die
And we'll do some relic farming

 

You will get a horrid feeling when you hear
Kela screaming 

Cast silence n send her to Rell

Then deck the dojo with a big bell
 

Rockin' around with my Banshee
Have a happy holiday
Everyone dancin' crazily
In the [DE]Danielle way…

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For all those new to Warframe out there, this carol I wrote gives a brief introduction to the five Tenno schools you get to choose from for your focus after completing 
"The Second Dream" quest. (The benefits mentioned are only a brief glimpse at all the skills available in the focus trees for each Tenno school.)

 

To the tune of the traditional "Jingle Bells" (by Pierpont, originally "One Horse Open Sleigh")

 

Tenno Schools

Dashing through the void
Is the operator's tool
To give frames energy
If Zenurik is your school.
Your energized frames' might
Will give Grineer great fright.
What fun it is to slay Vay Hek
And Captain Vor tonight!
 
Tenno schools - which to choose?
Each focus has its boon.
Equip your gear with lenses
To make a school your own.
 
Daggers are best with
Covert Lethality.
If Naramon's your way,
You earn more affinity
With all your melee weapons.
So use tonfas, whips, and hammers
Or polearms or big swords
To make the Corpus stagger.
 
Tenno schools - which to choose?
Each focus has its boon.
Equip your gear with lenses
To make a school your own.
 
Make Vazarin your focus
To instantly revive.
All squad-mates will proclaim
You're the reason they're alive.
Harrow's covenant
And blessing of Trinity
Benefit from the
Extended affinity.
 
Tenno schools - which to choose?
Each focus has its boon.
Equip your gear with lenses
To make a school your own.
 
Tough warframes like Inaros
With Unairu on their side
Will be the last one standing
When all the rest have died.
Your armor will be buffed.
Some damage you'll reflect
Back at attackers like Infested
Breathing down your neck.
 
Tenno schools - which to choose?
Each focus has its boon.
Equip your gear with lenses
To make a school your own.
 
Destroy all the Orokin.
Make your presence felt.
Focus on Madurai
To buff your damage dealt.
Ember will burn hotter
While the corruption she does cleanse.
Don't forget, Warframe gamer
You need a focus lense!
 
 
 
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