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We Wish You A Merry Christmas

 

I hope I get prime access,

I hope I have plat excess,

I hope I get all the access,

So I'll be happy next year,

 

Good luck to me,

And to whom I may bring,

Good luck for Christmas,

For a brighter new year,

 

We all know Helen's giving,

We all know DE's giving,

We all know what we'll be getting,

And I shall receive it all,

 

Good luck to me,

And to all that join in,

Good luck for Christmas,

Please let me be happy this year,

 

I hope I'll win something,

I hope I can get something,

I hope I'll receive something,

So I'll be happy all year.

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Running an Infested Sabotage (based on Winter Wonderland by Bing Crosby)

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Caches ring, if you listen.

Near the hive, tumours glisten.

Burn it all up, hope for a good drop,

Running an infested sabotage

 

Third cache for Alad V

Co-ordinates to craft his key.

He’s covered in cysts, now he’s mutalyst,

Running an infested sabotage.

 

Juggernauts will stalk us through the hallway,

Spill infested blood to lure them out.

Then if you hear a roar

It’s  time for swordplay,

Reload your gun, it’s time to go all-out

 

Near the end, low on ammo

No more shells, no more arrows,

Using only melee, and running away,

Running an infested sabotage.

 

Caches ring, if you listen,

One more hive in this mission.

Burn it all up, we got ammo drops,

Running an infested sabotage.

 

Third cache for a Shell Shock

Drop it in a Madurai slot.

The damage will be electricity,

Running an infested sabotage.

 

Beware The Stalker lurking in the hallway,

He’ll ambush us and deal a savage blow.

You can’t run from your past

So dodge his swordplay,

Then cut him down and hope he drops his bow

 

And then we’ll find the last hive,

Leave no infested alive.

We’ve driven them back, it’s time to extract,

Running an infested sabotage.

Running an infested sabotage.

 

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  12 Days of Tennobaum

On the first day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the second day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the third day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the fourth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the fifth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the sixth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me....

6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the seventh day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the eighth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the ninth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

9 Saryns Molting, 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the tenth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

10 Kavats a leaping, 9 Saryns Molting, 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the eleventh day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

11 Hydroids puddling, 10 Kavats a leaping, 9 Saryns Molting, 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

On the twelveth day of Tennobaum, my Lotus gave to me...

12 Stalkers stalking, 11 Hydroids puddling, 10 Kavats a leaping, 9 Saryns Molting, 8 Novas M-priming, 7 Loki Decoys, 6 Cetus Wisps, 5 AXI RELICS!, 4 Murkray Livers, 3 Rhino stomps, 2 Riven mods and Mirage Prime Access for free.

Merry Christmas to all tenno!  

And to all tenno....Happy Hunting!

-hoppinpepper80,  Xbox One

Edited by (XB1)hoppinpepper80
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Original song is Räven raskar över isen, an old Swedish folksong. English lyrics here. It's actually an endless song, as long as you keep switching out certain parts.

 

edit: adding spoilers tags to avoid scrolling.

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Ghouls running in the plains

Ghouls running in the plains

Can we now, can we now

Shoot them with our shotguns?

This is how the shotguns reload,

With a pull and a click to ease the go,

So can we now, can we now,

Shoot them with out shotguns?

 

Ghouls running in the plains

Ghouls running in the plains

Can we now, can we now

Cut them down with our swords?

This is how you swing the sword,

From left to right with a slice and dice

So can we now, can we now,

Cut them down with our swords?

 

Ghouls running in the plains

Ghouls running in the plains

Can we now, can we now

Somehow avoid their ugly faces?

This is how they look like low and hold,

Sacks of fat hanging in their molds

So can we now, can we now,

Avoid their ugly faces?

 

Edited by Lochesh

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"Rockin' around the Orbiter"

Rockin' around the Orbiter

At the farmin' party hop

Resources hung where you can see

Ev'ry rare one tries to drop

 

Rockin' around the Orbiter

Let the Manic's laughter ring

Latter we'll have some Cetus time

And we'll do some Eidoloning

 

You will get an anticipating feeling

When you hear Eidolon screaming

"Take that volley

Give us shards and Cores, oh golly"

 

Rockin' around the Orbiter

Have a happy foundry

Ev'ryone making new prime frames

In the new old Tenno way

 

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

Composer: Johnny Marks

Performer: Brenda Lee

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Snoopy’s Christmas by The Royal Guardsmen

Tenno's Christmas


O Tennobaum, O Tennobaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen!
The news had come out in the Sol System
The twisted Stalker was hunting once more
The Lotus sent a message to Ordis
And called on Tenno to take up the task.
Was the night before Christmas, -40 below
When Tenno moved out in search of the foe
He spied the Stalker, fiercely they fought
With ice on his guns he knew he was done.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the Liset
Asking peace of all the system
And good will to man
The Stalker had Tenno dead to rights
He raised his sword, to deal the last blow
Why he didn't strike, well, we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the ships in the sky.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the Liset
Bringing peace to all the system
And good will to man
The Stalker made Tenno flee to the Void
And forced him behind the Orokin lines
Tenno was certain that this was the end
When the Stalker cried out, "Merry Christmas, Tenno"
The Stalker then offered a holiday toast
And Tenno, our hero, saluted his host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other planet.
Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the Liset
Bringing peace to all the system
And good will to man

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I wrote this along with Hiterog and MrmidBoss

edit: misspells

Must Be Stalker ("Must be Santa",  written by Hal Moore and Bill Fredericks)

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Who's got a sword that's long and dark
Stalker's got a sword that's long and dark
Who comes around for a special mark
Stalker comes around for a special mark

Special mark, sword that's dark
Must be Stalker Must be Stalker
Must be Stalker, our edgelord

Who drops Dread but not Despair
Stalker drops Dread but not Despair
Who hunts zero level warframe
Stalker hunts zero level warframe

Dread-only drop, hunts noob warframe
Special mark, sword that's dark
Must be Stalker Must be Stalker
Must be Stalker, our edgelord

Who's got a strange and warped face
Stalker's got a strange and warped face


Who whispers this way YOU CAN'T RUN
Stalker whispers this way YOU CAN'T RUN

YOU CAN'T RUN, warped face
Dread-only drop, hunts noob warframe
Special mark, sword that's dark
Must be Stalker Must be Stalker
Must be Stalker, our edgelord

Who very soon will come our way
Stalker very soon will come our way

Six little acolytes pull his sleigh
Stalker's little acolytes pull his sleigh

Acolytes sleigh, come our way
YOU CAN'T RUN, warped face
Dread-only drop, hunts noob warframe
Special mark, sword that's dark
Must be Stalker Must be Stalker
Must be Stalker, our edgelord

Torment, Angst and Malice
Mania, Misery and Violence

Acolytes sleigh, come our way
YOU CAN'T RUN, warped face
Dread-only drop, hunts noob warframe
Special mark, sword that's dark
Must be Stalker Must be Stalker
Must be Stalker, our edgelord

 

Edited by angrycatmeow

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Inspired by "What Child Is This?" since it isn't a original carol, it's probably disqualified as I've only taken inspiration from it and doesn't follow the original at all, that or I took in the wordings poorly.

Title : "Tenno left aloof"

 

 Tenno left aloof
With the void watching
Brief for themselves
Awaited by all
Heedless to the wake around
Anewed as children of the void

Guided by the orokin
To fend worry from the tenno
By the powerful and praised
Stowed dangers away

Acts condoned for room
Silence followed through
The calm roused for more
The judgement by the orokin came

A twist in beliefs
The tenno a chance
Halls chant by day
Overcome the fright by the void

As tenno rose along the void
By the guiding world around
Surrounded by the orokin
The dax held near
Barring the risk
To joy their gifts

....


Tenno left aloof
They drift as they do
A void within them
Waiting for a cause

Left loned, strayed from all
Taken under by one and cared
A aid from the lotus to the tenno
As all else before fall

Gleamed and shone over their world
Theirs to savour and hold a choice
From their rest to their waking action

Spirited past are left to inspire
An aspiration for the tenno to continue

Swift acts by the tenno
Followed by praise and left aloof once more
As the lotus and supporters are to guard
Once taken to have rest as frayed they are



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Original Song: Deck the Halls
 

Load your Arsenal

Load your arsenal with rows of rifles,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
'Tis the season to be grindy,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
Farm your resources, drain the Kuva,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
Play an ancient Orokin Song,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!

See the never-ending Forma before us,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
Slash the infested and crush the Corpus.
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
Follow the Lotus on many adventures,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
While Clem sings of his favorite guns,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!

Quickly the max-strength Volt passes,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
Hail the 26 million registered losers!
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
Farming and slaughtering all together,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!
Wary of all the Nullifiers,
Gra, ka, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!

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Grakata (Jingle Bells - James Lord Pierpoint)

 

Grinding stuff on Lith
Like holly, jolly gifts
Through the Plains we go
Catching lots of fish. (Ah ha ha ha)

None were even large
As night begins to barge
A giant sentient creature
Will fight to be in charge! (Oh)

Grakata, Grakata.
Clem comes along the way.
Take out 2, begin to shoot, and you will start to slay (hey).
Grakata, Grakata
Clem comes along the way.
Talk to Darvo, get his deals, and have a jolly day.

A day or two ago
I waited on build time
And soon, great bucket prime
Was with me at my side,
The chat was spam and pranks
Misfortune for the few
Who actually went and fell for one
And a chat ban ensued. (owo)

Grakata, Grakata.
Clem comes along the way.
Take out 2, begin to shoot, and you will start to slay (hey).
Grakata, Grakata
Clem comes along the way.
Talk to Darvo, get his deals, and have a jolly day.

A while long ago,
This tale that I should tell
I went and found Darvo,
And mystery set abound;
A quest was standing by
In a heartbeat followed way,
To save a friend by the name of Clem,
And help him get his way. (Oh)

Grakata, Grakata.
Clem comes along the way.
Take out 2, begin to shoot, and you will start to slay (hey).
Grakata, Grakata
Clem comes along the way.
Talk to Darvo, get his deals, and have a jolly day

Now the ground is red
All the enemies are dead,
Take the loot you find
And then go grind for more;
Just get a Grakata
Two just to be sure
And set out for a void fissure
'Cause who knows what's in store (Oh)

Grakata, Grakata.
Clem comes along the way.
Take out 2, begin to shoot, and you will start to slay (hey).
Grakata, Grakata
Clem comes along the way.
Talk to Darvo, get his deals, and have a jolly day. (Clem!)

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Hope i'm still in time

Title: Wait is over, based on Happy Xmas (War is over) from John Lennon

 


So here comes Baro

And what has he brought

The two weeks are over

We gather by his spot

And so here comes Baro

In a bit the relay

Will fill up with Tennos

Looking for a good trade

 

A very merry Christmas

And in this day of cheer

We fight off our enemies

Without any fear

 

And so here comes Baro

With Prime mods and skins

Or beacons for stalker

Came to punish our sins

And so happy Christmas

To Lotus and Clem

To Tenshin and Ordis

Now go paint the plains red

 

A very merry Christmas

And in this day of cheer

We fight off our enemies

Without any fear

 

So here comes Baro

I loo at the time

I gathered my ducats

Selling all double primes 

And so here comes Baro

The thing that i need

Is a glittering prime grate

To put in my ship

 

A very merry Christmas

And in this day of cheer

We fight off our enemies

Without any fear

Wait is over, Baro Ki'Teer

Has arrived, now



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This one is rather short and sweet, but I wrote this for our community with love to the tune of 'Let It Snow'

Too bad we don't have Dean Martin to belt it out, but we can all pretend, right/ :)


Oh the acolytes outside are frightful!
and the lotus is so insightful!
To find 'em we gotta roam
Send 'em Home, Send 'em home, Send 'em home!

Oh the mods show no signs of droppin'
but me and the boys ain't stoppin'
The rates are turned way down low
Send 'em ho~me, Send 'em home

When we finally find this 'lyte
We'll take out the desciple of war!
But if the RNG is really right
All of my damage will be soar

Ac 'lyte is slowly dyin'
And our dps, it's still flyin'
So as long as they're gonna sho~w
Send 'em home, Send 'em home, Send 'em home!
 

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O' Holy Night in the version of Glee, sung by Rachel Berry

O' Hear the Call

VERSE 1

In the days of yore,

The TennoS have been born

The orphaned ones,

Have became our greatest hope.

 

VERSE 2

But false was the hands,

Of greed and selfish blood,

Such hopeless race,

Have compelled the children's wits.

 

BRIDGE

The sleepless night,

The remnants of the old war,

The scattered plague,

The bleed will never cease.

 

CHORUS

Soar... The tennoS' pride,

The brightest heart of all,

O' Hear... The call,

O' Hear, the Lotus' voice,

O' fear... Not death,

Though hope,

Tho~ugh hope is faint.

 

VERSE 3

In the midst of fear,

There sprung a field of roses,

Margulis' fate,

Shall it be not worthless death.

 

VERSE 4

With Lotus' shield and guide,

The tennoS strive with keen blades,

A Mother's love,

Is the strongest force of all

 

BRIDGE

The power of Void,

A strength that moves the mountains,

A way of light,

The children found their fire

(The tennoS found the fire!)

 

[CHORUS]

 

Though hope is faint . . .

 

 

Participants (PC) :

Ruveniene

Gypsby

 

Edited by Ruveniene
Just a little bit of finishing touch :)

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"Praise Be to Prime!" (Joy to the World, Handel)

Lyrics:

Spoiler

Praise be to Prime! Where gold is found
Our foes in glory fall!
Our bullets and our arrows, our blades and our bows,
We cover our guns in wealth!
We cover our guns in wealth!
We cover, we cover our guns in wealth!

Praise be to Prime! Our joys abound
The System sings "Rejoice"!
Grineer and Corpus, Corrupted and Infested,
We'll tear these monsters down!
We'll tear these monsters down!
We'll tear, we'll tear these monsters down!

Gifts from the past! Our power crowned
The secrets of the Void!
No foe can withstand the force of Prime!
They fall to gilded rounds!
They fall to gilded rounds!
They fall, they fall to gilded rounds!

Come Tenno let our song rebound
We shine like stars of gold!
Our sentinels and weapons, abilities and frames,
Command all those around!
Command all those around!
Command, command all those around!

Sheet Music:

Spoiler

 

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Edited by Nagitana
Blech, can't do BB code. XP
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We the Tenno

We the youth of Zariman are
Gun and blade we travel the stars
wake from stasis, Skana stainless
balance to bring afar

:lotus:
Whoa-ohh, join the Lotus, join the fight
let the Corpus feel your might
Ash Blade Storming, Rhino Roaring
fight for what you think is right
:lotus:

Armed with Galatine and Braton
come aboard a lone Galleon
bleeding Lancers, slaying faster
until the fight is won

:lotus:
Whoa-ohh, join the Lotus, join the fight
let the Stalker feel your might
Frost Snow Globing, Volt Discharging
fight for what you think is right
:lotus:

Scout the Void for weapons and Primes
up the Mastery Rank to climb
seeking treasure, equal measure
with healing the solar system

:lotus:
Whoa-ohh, join the Lotus, join the fight
let the Tubemen feel your might
Nyx Absorbing, Saryn Sporing
fight for what you think is right
:lotus:

Opening a relic again
Saryn parts to locate within
Excavation expedition
more relics to expend

:lotus:
Whoa-ohh, join the Lotus, join the fight
let the Stalker feel your might
Vauban Bastilling, Chroma Screaming
fight for what you think is right
:lotus:

Living with our forgotten sin
The Stalker comes to remind us again
death the reason, charged with treason
for slaying the Orokin

:lotus:
Whoooooaaaaa-ooohhh...
Join the Lotus, join the fight
let the system feel your might
Vay Hek scheming, Cetus freeing
fight for what you think is right
fight for what you think is riiiiiight
:lotus:

Based on John Henry Hopkin's "We Three Kings", 1857. Enjoy, Tenno!

Edited by (PS4)GrandisSupernus
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Jingle bells by James lord pierpont

flying through cosmos

with your squad just on your way

and the stalker try’s to kill you

all on Christmas Day

OH! Run and fight run and fight

The stalkers coming tonite

Run and fight run and fight

He’s coming for your lives

Oh! Run and fight run and fight

you were marked but why

Run and fight run and fight 

Abilities are nullified

Run and fight run and fight

If your new you’ll probably die

Run and fight run and fight

If you win you’ll get a prize

Acolytes are back

we all know that’s a fact

We all hoping to get argon scopes

Or maiming strikes from that

OH hack and slash hack and slash 

Excaliburs good for that

Hack and slash hack and slash

In one room you will be trapped

hack and slash hack and slash

if you slow down it’s a wrap

Hack and slash hack and slash

Because no Tenno wants that

 

Hope everyone enjoys the holidays 

 

 

 

 

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Almost forgot about this! The Holidays got away from me, so I'm sneaking in right before closing. Wanted to actually do a recording of it, maybe I'll make a joke thread a little later with one.

Watch Out for Hemacytes (To the tune of Baby It's Cold Outside- The Tom Jones and Cerys Matthews version, of course.)
-----------------------------

Lets go to the Plains -- But dude, there's Hemacytes
I hear they'll add rain -- Watch out for Hemacytes
This Friday has been -- Squad's open, just drop on in
So long and dull -- I'll queue us up, to bash some skulls

Our space mom will give instruction -- Boy, she sure loves destruction
Though Ordis will be pacing the floor -- If he had his legs, anymore!
So lets skip the introduction -- I'm so glad that's a function
Hey, what the hell's the deal with Vor? -- That's what future updates are for!

Welp, I'm totally lost -- The waypoint says over there
I should have brought Frost -- But, there's Infested everywhere
I wish I knew how -- Just try not to die for now
You play so well -- I'm not the one, who brought the Knell!

Don't worry 'bout me, just protect the drone -- Why did you run off alone?
I'm not dying without a fight -- You really need to farm for Life Strike
Why can't I revive? -- I think that you ran out!
(Both) Oh crap, the Hemacyte!

["This is What You Are" played by saucy woodwind band goes here]

Lets try again -- But dude, the Hemacytes
I think we can win -- Remember the Hemacytes
I've built some more gear -- The Paris won't help you here
Lets give it a go -- Bring something other than Aklato!

The Cestra is underrated -- You know there's a reason it's hated
I need to use the Panthera more -- I'm not peeling you off the floor
If the Pyrana just wasn't gated -- Oh, tell me I'm being baited
I guess I'll just equip the Boar! -- Please just spend plat in the store!

Don't queue up Free Roam -- But the event's not going anywhere
Say, gift me a Kohm -- We can level just about anywhere
I don't want to grind -- We have over a week to decide
Just play with meeee -- Getting gud is not just a meme!

I've got things to do tomorrow -- I'll equip my minmaxed Harrow
The timing of this all is too tight -- I think now that we'll be alright
Lets head to the Plains -- I'll pull all the stops out

(At the same time:)
And watch out for -- And solo the

Heeeeeee
Maaaaaaa
Cyyyyyyytes!

Edited by Tavanaka
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It’s beginning to Look a Lot Like Ninjas

(Based on It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas by Perry Como)

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas

Everywhere in space

Take a look at the Volt and Ash

Having themselves a bash

With guns and swords inside a Corpus base

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas

Joy throughout the stars

But what makes every Tenno glad

Is the loot that’s to be had on

Planets near and far

 

Robotic body decor and more credits galore

Is the wish of Vay Hek and Nef

Dogs that are cute and grakatas that shoot

is the hope of Lotus and Clem (Clem.)

And everyone can hardly wait ‘til Baro comes again

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas

Everywhere in space

Now there’s a tree in the dojo hall

Wreaths all along the wall

As Tenno try to festivize their place

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas

Soon the mission starts

And as soon as the mission ends

They all run it once again

For the grind and farm

 

(Instrumental)

 

Robotic body decor and more credits galore

Is the wish of Vay Hek and Nef

Dogs that are cute and grakatas that shoot

is the hope of Lotus and Clem (Clem!)

And everyone can hardly wait ‘til Baro comes again

 

It’s beginning to look a lot like ninjas

Everywhere you see

And there’s infinite things to do

So come be a ninja too

‘Cause ninjas play free

 

(CLEM!)

 

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Hey guys, just wanted to submit the winning carol!

Twas the night before Tennobaum:

The night before Tennobaum, when all through the dojo
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Kubrow.
The Sobek was hung in the arsenal with care,
In hopes that the Stalker soon would be there.

While the Helminth Charger was snug in the incubator,
I modded my Soma with a brand new Potato,
I looked up the stats and selected my mods
But I started to think that the silence seemed odd.
When the lotus announced a new alert marked ,
I sprang to the from the lander as I disembarked.
Away through the map I flew like a flash,
Tore though the infested with my maxed out Ash.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a huge firefight, wait, is that a Grineer?

With dual Grakatas, he tore right through them,
I knew in a moment it had to be Clem.
With a hailstorm of bullets and his mask at an angle,
Pieces of enemy started to dangle. 

He ran in circles, as he went to his work,
Reloaded his dual wielded gats with a jerk.
As blood ran the color of wet terracota ,
He said just two words: Clem, Grakata!

He sprang to a ledge, as he shouted his name,
And he ran to a tunnel all filled with flame.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he ran out of sight,
"Clem, Clem, Clem! Man that dude ain't right"
 

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So this is a carol for Winter Wonderland, k just trying my luck, hope you guys like it :)

 

Fashion Frame, put on your best bling

Ordis just, please stop talking 

Just aim down the sights, let’s hunt Acolytes

Space ninjas bullet jumping through the galaxies

 

Giving away Ignis Wraith blueprints

Rushing builds in the foundry

Don’t trip the alarm, let’s all get some farm

Space Ninjas bullet jumping through the galaxies

 

In the Cetus we can catch some fishes

Don’t forget that we have an actual life

We say, “Support DE”

I'll say, “Sure, man”

Build some Formas through the app when out of town

 

Choice of sword? That’s the Mire

Syandana? Favs the Pyra

Destroy kuva braids, for our nth Riven rolls

Space ninjas bullet jumping through the galaxies

Space ninjas bullet jumping through the galaxies

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"Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

 

Vey Hek did a bad thing to us Tenno

Firing a fomorian on Christmas Eve

Usually it's peaceful during Christmas

But ugly Turkey face didn't believe.

 

I watched all the people evacuate.

They just barely made it out.

Lotus wasn't very pleased when

we found out we lost 4 relays not just 1.

 

And so she then asked us for volunteers.

To kill the one responsible.

I added myself to list immediately.

Because Baro was suppose be in Vesper.

 

Vek Hek literally asked us to go kill him.

Firing a formorian on Christmas Eve.

90% percent of us are really angry.

But the heartless 10% shouted for science!

 

As we stand on the stage Vek Hek is on

He just laughed and poisoned us

Too bad for him it was only temporary

Because Trinity is goddess incarnate

 

Next he made a silly puzzle

Made me wonder what they do

Because it looked like they were locked out

Since the door didn't open for me or them too

 

Vey Hek keeps name calling us insects

Bragging about his formorian Christmas Eve

I don’t think he is really observant

As we just stole one under his dumb nose

 

Now we’re near his exact location

To fight the final battle tonight

If we can get this done soon

I can go and see where is Darvo tonight

 

I can’t believe what I am seeing

But he’s just done it 3 more times

Why would you stand on fire

when we turn the oven on and it burns your &#!?

Vek Hek burned alive by all of us Tenno

He fired a fomorian this Christmas Eve.

Sucks to be him for dying at Christmas.

But well don't mess with Tenno, I do believe.

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The Twelve Prime Accesses

(…that can be accounted for…)

 

On the first time of Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

An Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the second time of Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the third time of Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the fourth time of Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the fifth Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

5 Rammin’ Primes

 4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the sixth Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

6 Golden Lokis

5 Rammin’ Primes

 4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the seventh Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

7 Nyxs Priming

 6 Golden Lokis

5 Rammin’ Primes

 4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the eight Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

8 Nova’s Matter

7 Nyxs Priming

 6 Golden Lokis

5 Rammin’ Primes

 4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the ninth Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

9 Lightnin’ Volt primes

8 Nova’s Matter

7 Nyxs Priming

 6 Golden Lokis

5 Rammin’ Primes

 4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the tenth Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

10 Stalkin’ Ashes

9 Lightnin’ Volt primes

8 Nova’s Matter

7 Nyxs Priming

 6 Golden Lokis

5 Rammin’ Primes

 4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the eleventh Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

11 Tri-Healers

10 Stalkin’ Ashes

9 Lightnin’ Volt primes

8 Nova’s Matter

7 Nyxs Priming

 6 Golden Lokis

5 Rammin’ Primes

 4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

On the twelfth Prime Access

The Devs gave to me:

 12 Saryn Cancers

11 Tri-Healers

10 Stalkin’ Ashes

9 Lightnin’ Volt primes

8 Nova’s Matter

7 Nyxs Priming

 6 Golden Lokis

5 Rammin’ Primes

 4 Fiery Frames

3 Mag Primes

2 Frosty Prime Frames

And an Excalibur Prime Fee

 

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Hey Tenno,

Thank you for participating. We had over 1,000 submissions! It was a pleasure to read your lyrics and listen to your recordings. As always, you blew us away with your wit, humour, and creativity. It was not easy to select winners - there were so many great entries! Nevertheless, we have chosen the top 5. Their names are listed below!

 

Winners:

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  1. KrashOmnis - Hark! The Herald Rhino Stomps
  2. Salasay - We Warframes
  3. shabudua - Darvo the Corpus
  4. (XB1)Rylik Crisp - Hunhow is Coming from Tau
  5. (PS4)Imhokh - Petite maman Lotus

Honorable Mentions:

 

Thanks again for sharing your creativity with us. Your lyrics played in my head every time I heard a Christmas carol this season! :satisfied: It made singing Christmas carols that much better.

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