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Chroma The Ticked Off Dragon

(From Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer by Johnny Marks)

Chroma, the ticked off dragon 
had a very shiny aura 
and if you ever saw it 
you would even say it burns
all of the other warframes 
used to laugh and call him names 
they never let poor Chroma 
join in any tenno games 
then one foggy tennobaum eve 
Santa came to say: 
"Chroma with your light so bright 
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" 
then how the tenno loved him 
as they shouted out with glee (yippee) 
"Chroma, the ticked off dragon    
you'll go down in history."
 

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Vauban Prime is Coming to Mars: Santa Claus is Coming to Town (Michael Bublè)

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You better watch out
You better don't move
Better don't shoot i'm telling you why
Vauban Prime is coming to Mars

He's throwing two trips
To make'em fall twice
gonna find out who's moving or not
Vauban Prime is coming to Mars

He sees you when you're lifted
He know when you're deafen
He knows if you've been zapped by a Tesla
So don't move for goodness sake

Clem! You better watch out
You better don't move
Better don't shoot i'm telling you why
Vauban Prime is coming to Mars
Vauban Prime is coming tooo Maaaars

 

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My version of Deck the Halls (original welsh winter carol "Nos Galan" with the english lyrics written by Thomas Oliphant date to 1862)

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Fight the Corpus and the Grineer
Oh my god it's Vor! Get out of here!
Got a problem with Infested?
Get Ember to set the World on Fire~
Got Ayatan? Look for Maroo~
Orikin derelict, she won't go!
Baro Ki'teer wants your ducats
Rap tap tap tap tap, man in the wall

Help Simaris the cephalon,
Perform synthesis, teammates killed it D:(
Reach your next rank on Mastery?
Time to grind some stuff, that I don't touch
Do some relics, pray for rare drops
RNG, RNG, RNG!
This is Warframe or fashion frame?
Ordis got everything in Ordis~

Hope it's funny enough to most.. XD

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Original Song:
Silent Night - 1818
Composed by Franz Xaver Gruber
Lyrics by Joseph Mohr

Contest Song:
Silent Ivara

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Covert Ivara, adept Ivara,
All is calm, All is wrong
 Round yon Queens and Grineer.
 Powerful operator so dreadful and near,
 Sleep in premortem-ly peace.
 Sleep in premortem-ly peace.
Covert Ivara, adept Ivara,
 guild of Lotus, Love's pure light
 Radiant beams from thy hallow face,
 With the dawn of redeeming grace,
 Orokin, Karris, at thy change.
 Orokin, Karris, at thy change.
Covert Ivara, adept Ivara,
 Dax quake at the sight,
 Glories blood from bone-plugs near,
 Orokin hosts give applause;
 Ordis the Cephalon, is born!
 Ordis the Cephalon, is born!

 

 


 

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Have a merry Christmas

Original: The twelve days of Christmas

producer: Frederic Austin

The Stalkers Presents

  • On the first day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • An argon crystal for free

 

  • On the second day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the third day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the fourth day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the fifth day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 5 phase spectors
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the sixth day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 6 arch-wings launching
  • 5 phase spectors
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the seventh day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 7 boltors shooting
  • 6 arch-wings launching
  • 5 phase spectors
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the eighth day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 8 tenno dying
  • 7 boltors shooting
  • 6 arch-wings launching
  • 5 phase spectors
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the ninth day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 9 despair throwing
  • 8 tenno dying
  • 7 boltors shooting
  • 6 arch-wings launching
  • 5 phase spectors
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the tenth day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 10 limbos dashing
  • 9 despair throwing
  • 8 tenno dying
  • 7 boltors shooting
  • 6 arch-wings launching
  • 5 phase spectors
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the eleventh day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 11 war's swining
  • 10 limbos dashing
  • 9 despair throwing
  • 8 tenno dying
  • 7 boltors shooting
  • 6 arch-wings launching
  • 5 phase spectors
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free

 

  • On the twelth day of solstice,
  • The Stalker dropped for me:
  • 12 Hunhow's dying 
  • 11 war's swinging
  • 10 limbos dashing
  • 9 despair throwing
  • 8 tenno dying
  • 7 boltors shooting
  • 6 arch-wings launching
  • 5 phase spectors
  • 4 chroma schematics
  • 3 Axi relics
  • 2 Dread blueprints
  •  And an argon crystal for free
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(How The Stalker Stole Christmas)

You're a mean one Mr. stalker

You really are the troll

You're as skillful as a tenno, you're the combination of Hell, Mr. stalker,

You're a bad Hunter with horrible aim!

 

You're a demon Mr.stalker

your soul is filled with hatred

your goal is to eradicate all the remaining tennos, Mr.stalker

if I knew killing a boss would spawn you I would've take a vacation!

 

You're a silent one Mr.stalker

you have the face of death,

you have all talents of a rogued assassin Mr.stalker

given an idea between the two you'd take the rogued assassin!

 

You're a hater, Mr.stalker

you're the master of ending joy,

your heart is full of  energy replacing the feelings you have left Mr.stalker

you're a combination of 40% of the frames in one seemingly small package!

 

you try to kill me Mr.stalker

with your own antimatter! 

You're a snake containing a lot of venom  Mr.stalker

your smoke is unimaginable concentrated burning coal

I wouldn't get 10 feet near you even with a gas mask!

 

You're a demon Mr.stalker

you murdered our very loki,

you managed to impale me but somehow I shook it off Mr.stalker

the best sentence that would best describe you would be

(YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES)  

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Deck the Halls

English Translation by  Thomas Oliphant

Deck the Grineer Halls Sung by Councilor Vay Hek

Deck the hall with Bones of Tenno,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
No mercy for their Lotus!,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
These trees! They're genetically modified,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Orokin weeds, and we must choose... Herbicide!
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Who will help me reap this victory?
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fear not, the toxin will only bring you glory!.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
All your precious Relays destroyed,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Bek! Meet Balor! Your fate! MY FUTURE!
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

The Tenno maggots want my toxin!,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Away from my caves, Lest you be crushed!
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
You try to protect these rats, you will fail,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
You tried to POP it's glistening magnificence! But you just made it angry!
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

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Stalker the killer - Rodolf was a reindeer [translated by google traductor]


Today I would like to tell you the story of a space killer who terrified the Tenno
that nobody wanted to be so rude, sadistic and ugly
not even the same imagined
what happened one day

It was stalker a murderer, who had a red face and a singular shine
all tenno laughed at the non-stop
and our space killer could no longer kill them

But Christmas came, hunhow went down
and stalker chose, because of his singular face
pulling the war, it was stalker feeling
and from that moment all mockery is over

he was stalker a murderer
he was stalker a murderer

Today I would like to tell you the story of a space killer who terrified the Tenno
that nobody wanted to be so rude, sadistic and ugly
not even the same imagined
what happened one day

It was stalker a murderer, who had a red face and a singular shine
all tenno laughed at the non-stop
and our space killer could no longer kill them

But Christmas came, hunhow went down
and stalker chose, because of his singular face
pulling the war, it was stalker feeling
and from that moment all mockery is over

he was stalker a murderer
he was stalker a murderer

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My submission

Santa Clem is coming to the Origin System

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Clem is coming to the Origin System

He's making a list

And checking it twice;

Gonna find out who’s naughty and nice

Santa Clem is coming to the Origin System

He sees you when you're fighting

He knows when you're farming

He knows if you need him

So be good for Clemness sake!

O! You better watch out!

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santa Clem is coming to the Origin System

He sees you when you're fighting

He knows when you're farming

He knows if you need him

So be good for Clemness sake!

 

 

Original song: Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town by John Frederick Coots and Haven Gillespie 

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Here is my version of 'Jingle bells Rock - Glee'  (I'm not so sure about the author, sorry)

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Jingle Clem prime

Jingle Clem, jingle Clem, jingle Clem prime,
Jingle Clem shoot and jingle Clem scream,
shootin' and blowin' up Corpus for fun,
Now the jingleFrame has begun.

Jingle Clem, jingle Clem, jingle Clem prime,
Jingle Clem sing in a jingleFrame time.
Shootin' and lootin' in a Grineer camp,
In this frosty air.

What a bright time, it's just the right time,
To shoot Eidelons away.

Jingle Clem time is a great time,
To go slidin' in one-prime open sleigh.
Giddy-up jingle Clem, pick up your guns,
Jingle around the Cetus.

Mix and a-mingle the weapons you have,
'Cause That's the jingle Clem Prime!

 

 

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Ode to Octavia {to the tune Silent Night}

 

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Silent Night, Quiet night.
All is calm, Alarms are Down.

Round the roller ball sneaks around, dragging corpus to their doom.
Octavia then drops the bass.

 

So much for a stealthy spy.

 

Noisy night, Thunderous night.
The whole ship quakes, at her sound.
Why did Skrillex get into this game?
Holy void my ears are in pain.

But the corpus are all.... dead.
Octavia please never again.

 

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I think The Grinch is christmas-y enough right?

 

You're a mean one, Vaykor Hek

You really are  a heel!

you're as cuddly as a mawfish

as charming as a charc-eel

vaykor heeeeeeeek!

You're a bad syandana with a greasy black peeeeeeeeel

 

You're a monster, vaykor hek

You'd defend a giant boil!

Your brain is full of plastids

you've got nano spores in your soul

vaykor heeeek

I wouldnt touch you with a..... 39 and a half foot Bo!       

Spoiler

i think you could get that with primed reach :crylaugh:

 

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Original Song: Night of Silence by Daniel Kantor

Night of the Sentients

Dead are the creatures, springing with life
They tremble through the plains this cold endless night
Lifeless on the ground lie grineer dying
Creatures that are fearing the sunrise
Dark blue night is their only warmth
But their whole hope will be dying soon.

Voice in the distance, Howl in the night
On sight you make us cry, but you fear the light
Gently from the lake you wander to land
Rumors of your goal are saddening
Breathless you seek light but you're lost
Why can't you find your own shelter?

Monster among us howl all you want
Your scream that is just a sad call for a bond
The bond won't be found, you're empty, lonely
Light in the distance, sunrise is near
It's sadly time to say goodbye
We hope to hear you next night again.

[Sleepless night, lonely night]
[All is lost, nothing's bright]
[All the grineer fight for their lives]
[Not noticing he's tender and mild]
[Wander without any peace, wander without any peace.]

 

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Eartha Kitt

Santa Baby

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Baro Baby

Baro baby, just slip a primed mod for me you'll see

I've been off killing grineer Baro baby,so hurry to the relay tonight.

Baro baby, a sandy blueprint too, from you.

Ill always wait for you dear, Baro baby

So hurry to the relay tonight.

Think of all the things i've missed

think of all the corpus that mirage hasn't kissed

Next week you'll be here again

if you check your visiting list

Baro baby, i want some cleavers and everything else you've got

sick of all Darvos deals

Baro baby 

so hurry to the relay tonight.

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Im doing Chistmas Song or also known as "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"

[ahem] I present to you....threshcones roasting on an open fire"

"Threshcones roasting on an open fire,

Frost prime nipping at your nose,

Yuletide carols being sung by octavia,

And folks dessed up like kubrows,

 

Everyone knows a Condoroc and some Jadeleaf help to make the season bright,

Tiny tenno with their eyes aglow,

Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

 

They know Clemta's on his way,

He's loaded with lots of grakata's and catalyst, 

on his sleigh,

And every mother's,

Tenno is going to spy to see if,

Kavat's really know how to fly.

 

And so, im offering this,

Simple phrase to tenno from,

One to ninety-two

Altho' its been said many times

many ways

"Merry Tennobaum to you"

 

god typing this on mobile was a pain but here we go

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Mr Hek (in the style of Mr. Grinch)
Original lyrics by: Theodor "Dr Seuss" Geissel
Original Composition by: Alberd Hague
Original Performance by: Thurl Ravenscroft
 
Spoiler

 

You're a mean one, Mr. Hek
You turned yourself to steel
You're as greedy as a corpus, except you're far too dumb to steal, Mr. Hek
You're a thin tin chicken with squeaky training wheels!

You're a monster, Mr. Hek
Your parts are full of holes
Your brain is full of fibers, you run Linux for a soul, Mr. Hek
I wouldn't touch you with a max reach wukong pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Hek
You have trojans in your smile
You're like clicking the wrong start button and installing malware files, Mr. Hek
Given a choice between the two of you I'll take the malware files!

You're a virus, Mr. Hek
You're an inbox full of junk
Your drive is full of spam bots, you're a useless metal hunk, Mr. Hek
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Clink, Clank, Clunk"!

You're a botter, Mr. Hek
You're the king of corrupt files
Your heart's a generator fueled by all your petty thoughts, Mr. Hek
Your soul is a web page overflowing with the most popups for click-bait imaginable
mangled up in tangled up piles!

You're disgraceful, Mr. Hek
With a graceless super "ACE"!
You're a crooked politician with a crusty metal face, Mr. Hek
You're a 32 bit nitwit trying but not succeeding to conquer outer space!
 


 

 

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The 12 Days of Warframe
 
On the 1st day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, a Warframe named Loki
On the 2nd day of Warframe, Lotus game to me, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
On the 3rd day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate and a Warframe named Loki
On the 4th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warfreame named Loki
On the 5th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 5 PLATNUM GIFTS! 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
On the 6th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 6 Venka Claws, 5 PLATNUM GIFTS! 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
On the 7th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 7 Cephalon Fragments, 6 Venka Claws, 5 PLATNUM GIFTS! 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
On the 8th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 8 Riven Mods, 7 Cephalon Fragments, 6 Venka Claws, 5 PLATNUM GIFTS! 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
On the 9th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 9 Ayatan Sculptures, 8 Riven Mods, 7 Cephalon Fragments, 6 Venka Claws, 5 PLATNUM GIFTS! 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
On the 10th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 10 Mortus Horn, 9 Ayatan Sculptures, 8 Riven Mods, 7 Cephalon Fragments, 6 Venka Claws, 5 PLATNUM GIFTS! 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
On the 11th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 11 Orokin Cells, 10 Mortus Horn, 9 Ayatan Sculptures, 8 Riven Mods, 7 Cephalon Fragments, 6 Venka Claws, 5 PLATNUM GIFTS! 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
On the 12th day of Warframe, Lotus gave to me, 12 Prime Frames, 11 Orokin Cells, 10 Mortus Horn, 9 Ayatan Sculptures, 8 Riven Mods, 7 Cephalon Fragments, 6 Venka Claws, 5 PLATNUM GIFTS! 4 Nitain extract, 3 Honored Marks, 2 Alloy Plate, and a Warframe named Loki
 

Original 12 Days of Christmas by James O. Halliwell 1842 and he published a version in 4th edition The Nursery Rhymes of England (1846), collected principally from 'oral tradition'. In the early 20th century, English composer Frederic Austin wrote an arrangement in which he added his melody from "Five gold rings" onwards, which has since become standard.
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Hymn to Joy, lyrics by Henry Van Dyke set to Beethoven's Ode to Joy

Not a strict "Christmas Carol" but is commonly sung in the Christmas season (and it was the first song I thought of, I'd finished the lyrics before I even second-guessed it), so I figured if "Baby It's Cold Outside" qualifies then this would too.

Hymn to Clem / Lotus, Lotus, We Adore Thee

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Lotus, Lotus, we adore thee
O Space Mother, Tenno Queen
Every mission, thou doth see
Gently guiding us to win!
From first moment, we awaken
To the warmth of voice divine
Til the endgame, fashion fishin'
On plains, though we'd rather mine!

All the players, joyful 'round thee
All are registered losers
Forums active, Twitter buzzing
Twitch and FB, YouTubers!
Videos, reviews, written, recorded
From all around the world, to see
On Twitch frontpage when drops started
All got fireworks for free!

Thank you DE, to us giving
Game improving, ever best,
Free to play, not pay to winning
None of that gambling nonsense!
Maps and bosses, quests and story
Reworks here and there as well
So much content, chase that glory
Shoot, hack, fish, and ring that bell!

Mortals, join the happy players
The many called who have chosen
Lotus gently guides our missions
Baro's skins he brings again
Vay Hek laughs and dons blue lipstick
Chaos spreads, OH LOOK NITAIN
Choose your warframe, take your pick
Rise, and CLEM GRAKATA CLEM!

 

:D happy holidays!
 

 

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12 Days of warfame

Made by Sammy Cahn and Jimmy Van Heusen

On the first day of warframe Lotus gave to me;a warframe in my inbox

 

On the second day of warframe Lotus gave to me two Skindo primes

and a  warframe in my inbox

 

On the third day of warframe Lotus gave to me three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

On the forth day of warfame Lotus gave to me four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

On the fifth day of warframe Lotus gave to me five Nekros Primes

four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

On the sixth day of warframe Lotus gave to me six Rhino parts

five Nekros Primes

four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

On the seventh day of warfame Lotus gave to me seven Stalkers,stalking 

six Rhino parts

five Nekros Primes

four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

On the eighth day of warfame Lotus gave to me eight KeLa's Killin 

seven Stalkers,stalking 

six Rhino parts

five Nekros Primes

four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

On the ninth day of warframe Lotus gave to me nine retched Raptors 

eight KeLa's Killin 

seven Stalkers,stalking 

six Rhino parts

five Nekros Primes

four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

On the tenth day of warframe Lotus gave to me ten Vor's are shooting

nine retched Raptors 

eight KeLa's Killin 

seven Stalkers,stalking 

six Rhino parts

five Nekros Primes

four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

 

On the eleventh Day of warframe Lotus gave to me eleven grineer groaning 

ten Vor's are shooting

nine retched Raptors 

eight KeLa's Killin 

seven Stalkers,stalking 

six Rhino parts

five Nekros Primes

four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

On the twelfth day of warfame  Lotus gave to me twelve Cocky  Kubrows

eleven grineer groaning 

ten Vor's are shooting

nine retched Raptors 

eight KeLa's Killin 

seven Stalkers,stalking 

six Rhino parts

five Nekros Primes

four Broken Wars

three Argon crystals 

two Skindo primes

and a warframe in my inbox

 

 

 

 

Edited by (XB1)Blazekiller08
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Slicing night, holy knives!
All is calm, all is dashing.
Round yon Ordis, Lotus and Tenno.
Holy infant so tender and mild,
Rest in Havenly peace,
Sleep in Havenly peace

Slicing night, holy knives!
Stalker’s quake at the sight.
Glories stream from Void afar
Heavenly Clem sing Alleluia,
Christ the Tenno is born!
Christ the Tenno is born

Slicing night, holy knives!
Son of God love's pure light.
Prime beams from Thy holy face
With dawn of redeeming grace,
Clem, at Thy birth
Clem, at Thy birth                      

-REX_XZ(As Warframe name)

-MiMaSmiley(My Steam name)

 

 

 

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I think we all know Twelve Days of Christmas, so here's my little input, Twelve Days of Tennobaum just for a bit of fun:

On the first day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
A Free Prime Access Pack!

On the second day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the third day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the fourth day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the fifth day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
5 Riven Mods
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the sixth day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
6 Crawlers Crawling
5 Riven Mods
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the seventh day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
7 Embers Burning
6 Crawlers Crawling
5 Riven Mods
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the eighth day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
8 Somas Critting
7 Embers Burning
6 Crawlers Crawling
5 Riven Mods
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the ninth day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
9 Tenno Dancing
8 Somas Critting
7 Embers Burning
6 Crawlers Crawling
5 Riven Mods
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the tenth day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
10 Crewmen Fleeing
9 Tenno Dancing
8 Somas Critting
7 Embers Burning
6 Crawlers Crawling
5 Riven Mods
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the eleventh day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
11 Harrows Buffing
10 Crewmen Fleeing
9 Tenno Dancing
8 Somas Critting
7 Embers Burning
6 Crawlers Crawling
5 Riven Mods
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

On the twelfth day of Tennobaum
the Lotus gave to me:
12 Clems a-Dakking
11 Harrows Buffing
10 Crewmen Fleeing
9 Tenno Dancing
8 Somas Critting
7 Embers Burning
6 Crawlers Crawling
5 Riven Mods
4 Stalker Marks
3 New Quests
2 Darvo Deals
and a Free Prime Access Pack!

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Frosty The Snowman

written by Walter "Jack" Rollins and Steve Nelson, and first recorded by Gene Autry and the Cass County Boys in 1950.

Frosty The Tenno

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Frosty the Tenno
Was a cold, white, rage of snow
With a gleaming horn and a frozen core
And the touch of sub-zero

Frosty the Tenno
Was a nerfed Warframe they say
He did glaze with snow
But the Grineer know
How he stabbed their lives one day

There must have been some relic
In that old Void crack they found
For when the fissure opened up
He began to shoot around

Frosty the Tenno
Was as cold as he could be
And the Corpus say
He could kill and slay
Just as fast as the blizzard be

Frosty the Tenno
Knew his Plat was low that day
So he said let's sell
Some primes for fun
Just 5 for 10 hooray!

Down to the Phobos
With a Paris in his hand
Running here and there all around he dared
Finding plastids with his band

He led them down with his frozen gown
Right to the Snowglobe trap
And he only paused a moment when
Avalanche was on cool-down 

Frosty the Tenno
Had to extract on his way
But he waved goodbye
Saying don't you die
I'll be back again some day

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Farm in the void we go

 

 
Edited by Freyfries
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Jingle Bells, Originally composed by James Pierpont, then sung and covered by various artists.

 

Jingle bells jingle bells

Warframe time is here

Tenno from all over the world

Fight together with Christmas cheer

 

Dashing with a Volt

Freezing with a Frost

Hydroid comes to drown

And Ember makes you toast

 

Ohh Jingle bells Darvo smells

Clem did run away

Tenno found him needing help

On a void fissure far away.

 

Oh what did they see

An infestation tree

Crawling with juggernauts

Wanting tenno for their tea

 

Jingle Bells, Harrow's Knell

Critting all the way

Clem was sure rescued

By Gara on a Glass sleigh

Edited by (XB1)Homeboi31
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