(PSN)Varauge Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Warframe Wonderland (Winter Wonderland by Richard B. Smith and Felix Bernard) Archwing hums, are you listening? In the Orbiter Ordis is singing A beautiful sound we're happy playing in a warframe wonderland Gone away is the Orokin Here to stay is a new Clem He shoots his Gratakas as we farm along Playing in Warframe wonderland In the Plains we can fish Then farm bounties and Eidolons The Lotus will ask us to a spy mission We'll say: later, mom Later on we'll conspire to get rid of the Infested using Ember In the Orbiter we'll pet our Kubrows and tweak our sentinels while Ordis cracks puns When we farm it ain't thrilling, but we'll get it done as we shoot along with Clem Playing in Warframe wonderland Playing in Warframe wonderland Happy Holidays, Tenno. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thronus117 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) Hark! The tenno sing.(Hark! The Herald Angels Sing by George Whitefield) Spoiler Hark! The tenno sing "Gory to the opticor!" Peace on earth and mercy mild Tenno and stalker reconciled! Joyful, all ye corpus rise Join the grofit in the skies! with his voice Ballas doth proclaim Valkyr will never be tame! Hark! The tenno sing "Gory to the opticor!" Opticor, by the tenno adored Opticor, the lasting lord! Now behold the beem doth shoot "GOD DAMMIT ANOTHER BOOT?!" Vor looks on with his key thinking he's a deity! In the void he dose dwell Ranting what he he does well! Hark! The tenno sing "Gory to the opticor!" Hail, to baro for his gear He who comes 21 times a year! Primed mods and sometimes lore but never a prisma opticor! From time to time disappointment he brings To his prime mods he clings. He refuses to go to earth He sometimes bring us great mirth! Hark! The tenno sing "Gory to the opticor!" Edited December 12, 2017 by thronus117 forgot the title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Zac_op1997 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 We wish you a Merry Warframe; We wish you a Merry Warframe; We wish you a Merry Warframe and a Happy New Prime. Good tidings we bring to you and your operator Good tidings for Warframe and a Happy New Prime Oh, bring us some morphics Oh, bring us some morphics Oh, bring us a morphics and a cup of good mods We won't go until we get them We won't go until we get them We won't go until we get them, so bring some out here Or we will start raiding; Or we will start raiding; Or we will start raiding, So bring them out here We wish you a merry Warframe; We wish you a merry Warframe; We wish you a merry Warframe and a happy new prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEDLEMON Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS Twelve days of endo On the first day of christmas clem sent to me one golden kavat in a edno tree On the second day of christmas clem sent to me 3 fashion frames and golden kavat in a endo tree on the third day of christmas clem sent to me 6 primed mods , 3 fashion frame and one golden kavat in a endo tree on the fourth day of christmas clem sent to me one dread bow , 6 primed mod , 3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree on the fifth day of christmas clem sent to me one riven mod , one dread bow ,6 primed mods ,3 fashion frames amd golden kavat in a endo tree . on the sixth day of christmas clem sent to me all the drift mods ,one riven mod ,one dread bow,6 primed mods, 3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree . on the seventh day of christmas clem sent to me one loki prime , all the drift mods,one riven mod ,one dread bow ,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree . on the eighth day of christmas clem sent to me the shadow stalker , one loki prime,all the drift mods , one riven mod,one dread bow,6 primed mods , 3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree on the ninth day of christmas clem sent to me one manadachord,the shadow stalker.one loki prime,all the drift mods,one riven mod,one dread bow,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree. on the tenth day of christmas clem sent to me rells donda,one mandachord, the shadow stalker,one loki prime,all the drift mods,one riven mod,one dread bow,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree. one the eleventh day of christmas clem sent to me baro ki teer , rells donda,one mandachord,the shadow stalker,one loki prime,all the drift mods,one riven mod,one dread bow,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree. on the twelfth day of christmas clem sent to me 17 forma ,baro ki teer, rells donda,one mandachord,the shadow stalker,one loki prime,all the drift mods,one dread bow,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cody8535 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Arthur Rankin Jr. Frosty the snowman frosty the warframe was a jolly happy tenno, with a eyes of metal and prime of gold two eyes made of glass. frosty the warframe, is a tenno legend they say, he was made of tenno hearts but the children know how he cane to be a prime. there must have been magic inthat old gold helmet they found , for when they placed it on his head it began to turn primed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajedi Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 "Carol of the Bells" composed by Ukrainian composer Mykola Leontovych in 1914 with lyrics by Peter J. Wilhousky. Spoiler Carol of Clem and Potatos Clem! Dumb little Clem All seem to say, "Throw Clem away." Darvo is here Bringing a good deal To noob and Pro Fiend and your Bro Pew, Pow, Pew, Pow That is our song All day long Helping our Clem One seems to know One word alone From ev'rywhere Filling the air Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem Warframes they pound, Grineers to the ground, On earth and in space, There is no place, you can not hide Join me on this ride The end is near Potatos are here More, more, Potatos, more, more Potatos More, more, Potatos, more, more Potatos Alerts we hear more then we clear Lotus we follow Chains of Harrow Pew, Pew, Pew, POW! Pew, Pew, Pew, POW! Pew, Pew, Pew, POW! Pew, Pew, Pew, POW! BOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist_Wizard Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Parody of “Down in Yon Forest” Composed by: Corpus Christi Carol Down in Earth there stands an Acolyte: The Drop of Maiming Strike heard them ring: It's covered all over with Acolyte blood And I love my Lord RNJesus above anything. In that Grinner hall there stands an Acolyte: The Drop of Argon Scope heard them ring: It's covered all over with shells and casings: And I love my Lord RNJesus above anything. At the cryopod there lies an Acolyte: The Drop of Blood Rush I heard them ring: Which the sweet Space Mom knelt upon: And I love my Lord RNJesus above anything. Under that crypod there runs a Kuva flood: The Drop of Hydraulic Crosshairs heard them ring: The one half runs anger, the other runs frustration: And I question my Lord RNJesus above anything. At the bed's foot there grows a Pox: The drop of Focused Defense heard them ring: Which ever ignites the fire of anger: And I despise my Lord RNJesus above anything. Over that cryopod the moon shines bright: The drop of Maiming Strike I heard them ring: Denoting our work that was lost this event And I push away my Lord RNJesus above anything. Shoutout to all the people with poor RNG :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXenderskillXx Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) jingle bells parody: shotgun shells songwriters: James Pierpont Text for Jingle Bells © BMG Rights Management US, LLC (of the real one) shotgun shells, shotgun shells shotgun all the way oh, what fun it is to trade rivens all the day hey, shotgun shells, shotgun shells shotgun all the way oh, what fun it is to trade rivens all the day Edited December 11, 2017 by xXenderskillXx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Wasonga115 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) Warframe Beats USERNAME: Wasonga 115 Platform: PS4 Adapted from Jingle Bells for kids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CWJNqyub3o By: James Pierpont Lotus wants to save The solar system now Telling all the tenno “ WAKE THE F*** UP”! Corpus wants profit And Grineer wants to fight And Tenno will still kill both and the Infested All tonight, oh! With Ember´s flames, And Frost’s ice Plus Oberon´smite To All enemy You better run before you really die HEY! With Loki´s stealth And Rhino´s strength You should really run right now Before DE, buffs valkyr up And kills grineer for fun! Visiting The Ostrons While dashing through the plains Of the Eidolon Cetus all the way Konzu wants to eat, While Saya wants to dance, What fun it is to run bounties and kill grineer in one night, oh! Nekros scares Zephyr flies And bomb dives all the mines To All grineer You better run before you really die, wait! What is that, Across the sky !? A flying boiling star !? Better rob toxin from Vay Hek And kill its Hemocytes tonight!!! The end. Hope you like it Edited December 11, 2017 by (PS4)Wasonga115 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholyManic Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Jingle Bells, Warframe edition (Original song by James Pierpont, this one is all me :P) Dashing past the planets, On a rather festive ship, Over the plains we go, On another jolly trip! Bells on the Lisette ring, Making Tenno smile, What fun it is to make A Christmas frame with style. Chorus: Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way! Oh, what gun shall I rush tonight For a very special day? 2. A day or two ago, I thought I'd host a raid, And soon my fellow clan-mates Were queuing up with fate; The LoR was going great; Until our luck stopped; Every mark we’ve ever had, Decided to make us drop. (Chorus) 3. A day or two ago, The story I must tell I went out to the plains And on my kavat, I fell A Limbo was flying by On his archwing He laughed as I sighed But quickly flew away (Chorus) 4. Now the now the plains are white Get out there and slay Go on, buy Darvo’s deal And whip crack all the way Just get a fancy ship And a rather festive frame take them to the eidolons And crack! you'll lead the way! (Chorus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)ShadowheartX0 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) My version of "Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer" Excailbur, the starter warframe You know Ember and Frost and and Ash and Limbo, you know Mag and Volt and Mesa and Rhino, But can you recall The most used starter warframe of all Excailbur the starter warframe Has a very shiny glow And you change his palette Ordis will tell you so All of the other warframes Laughed as he burst in flames They never allowed poor Excailbur Join in any Lunaro games Then one foggy Tenno's Eve, Lotus came to say, Excailbur with your build set right, You can join in and win that fight Then how all the warframes loved him, As they all clapped with ease, Excailbur the starter warframe You're prime will be unlocked someday Excailbur the starter warframe Has a very shiny glow And if you change his palette, Ordis will tell you so, All of the other warframes Laughed as he burst in flames, They never allowed poor Excailbur Join in any Lunaro games, Then one foggy Tenno's Eve, Lotus came to say, Excailbur with your build set right, You can join in and win that fight Then how all the warframes loved him, As they all clapped with ease, Excailbur the starter warframe, You're prime will be unlocked someday Edited December 11, 2017 by (PS4)ShadowheartX28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kippax Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 You know Chroma, and Mesa, and Wukong, and Nezha, Nova, and Banshee, and Loki, and Atlas, But do you recall, The most hated warframe of all??? Limbo, the useless warframe, Had a very lame gimmick. And if you ever played him, You would even say he's bad. All of the other Tenno, Used to laugh and let him die. They never let poor Limbo, Join in any argon farms. Then one foggy afternoon, Stalker came to say, "Limbo with your moves so lame, Won't you play my little game?" Then all the Tenno helped him, As they fought off death himself. Limbo the useless Warframe, You'll be buffed soon again!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konohagakure Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 The tragedy of Baro (alternatively known as Joy to the Tenno) - to the tune of Joy to the World by Isaac Watts Spoiler Joy to the Tenno, Baro is back His voidly goods are here Rush to the relays, sell all those primes Gotta hoard all those ducats Gotta hoard all those ducats Gotta hoard 'em, cause Baro's prices are so high Oh what is this? Here come the Grineer In their Fomorians The cannon is charged! They're gonna blow us up! Protect the relays!! Protect the relays!! Get out there, and with your archwings fight them off! Trapped by zeplens, oh what a pain I wasn't fast enough And there goes my squad, not trapped unlike me Let me out of this bubble! Let me out of this bubble! I'm just here to speed farm this Grineer alert Now they are gone! Back to Baro! New parts for fashionframe! And if I can afford, perhaps a mod or two. Wait where has Baro gone? Wait where has Baro gone? Oh come on! I need to wait another two weeks? (p.s. not a dig at baro prices) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lokococo Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Original song "O Christmas Tree" by Aretha Franklin Révélation The bloody tenno O Warframe game, o Warframe game How bloody are your tennos O Warframe game, o Warframe game How bloody are your tennos Your swords so sharp, cutting grineer The corpus, all, just disappear O warframe game, addicting game How bloody are your tennos Let us all remember In our grineer carving and corpus shooting With our friends and clan mates, or just random people The real and true meaning of Warframe To shoot stuff, blow stuff up and cut things in pieces with style O warframe game, addicting game How bloody are your tennos O warframe game, addicting game How bloody are, how bloody are your tennoss The tennos all kill skillfully Corpus, Grineer, or....anybody O warframe game, addicting game How blood, bloody are your tennos On Ember, on Gara, on Banshee and Chroma Bang bang bang bang.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)drjon2016 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) Iam dreaming of a white Tenno . Just like the ones i see others have. Where the shields glisten and the helios listen. To to hear alarms bells in the survival game. Im dreaming of a white Tenno. With every Prime card I've seen. May your days be Gory and staying Alive. And may all Christmas dreams come true. Edited December 11, 2017 by (XB1)drjon2016 line out of place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)KingDaddyTonka Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) Based on Fairytale of New York - The Pogues Fairytale of Cetus - KingDaddyTonka It was Tennobaum Eve, babe, And in the bio lab, An old man said to me, Won't farm another run And then he sang a song The Rare Old Kuva dew I turned my 'frame away And dreamed about you Got on a lucky one, Traded my riven mods, Now I've got a feeling, There's skins here for me and you, So Happy Tennobaum I love our dojo I can see a better time When our solar rail dreams come true They've got kubrows Big as Rhinos They've got rivers of plat But the Argon Crystals go through you It's no place for the slack When you first took me for sorties On a cold Tennobaum Eve You promised me Jordas was waiting for me You were handsome You were pretty Queen of Cetus City When the clan finished playing They howled out for more Kenzu was swinging All the merchants, they were singing We fished and we mined, Then hunted through the night The boys of the Eximus Platoon choirs Were singing 'Eidolon Plains' And the bells were ringing out For Tennobaum Day You're a noob You're a sweat You're a clone of dear Clem Lying there almost dead Like a drip, in that bed You pus bag You bile sac You're the husk in that pherliac Happy Tennobaum, your arse I pray God It's our last The boys of the Eximus Platoon choirs Were singing 'Eidolon Plains' And the bells were ringing out For Tennobaum Day I could have farmed the primes Well, so could they and I You took my extra parts from me when I first found you I kept them with me, though I use them daily, Tenno Can't make it all alone I've built my 'frames around you The boys of the Eximus Platoon choirs Were singing 'Eidolon Plains' And the bells were ringing out For Tennobaum Day Edited December 21, 2017 by (PS4)KingDaddyTonka Grammar and lyric adjustments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)JXPlays2159 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Dakka bells (original being Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont) Dashing through the grass In a one-drahk open sleigh O'er the plains we go Dakkaing all the way Dakkas on bob tail ring Making grineer bright What fun it is to ride and dakka A sleighing song tonight!Dakka bells, dakka bells,Dakka all the way.Oh! what fun it is to rideIn a one-drahk open sleigh.Dakka bells, dakka bells,Dakka all the way;Oh! what fun it is to rideIn a one-drahk open sleigh. CLEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardtrle Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Original song: All I Want For Christmas is You Composer: Mariah Carey, Walter Afanasieff All I Want for Christmas is Oxium Spoiler I want a Lotus for Christmas There is just one Tenno I need I don't care about the presence Of infested in the Christmas tree I just want Boltor for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true oh All I want for Christmas is Oxium I don't want a Lotus for Christmas There is just one Tenno I need (and I) I care about the presence Of infested in (my digsite) the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking There upon the Alloy Plate Santa Clem won't make me happy With a Cell on Christmas day I just want a Bronco for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is Oxium I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for unvault (and I) I just wanna keep on waiting Underneath the relics oh I won't make a list and send it To the Mars Relay for Maroo, yeah I won't even stay awake To hear those magic Orokin click 'Cause I just want Rhino tonight Limbo's Banishing on to me so tight What more can I do Oh, Ivara all I want for Christmas is you All the Wisps are shining So brightly everywhere And the sound of Battalysts Sentients fills the air And Grineers are losing I hear those Spy vaults ringing Maroo won't you Endo me The Tenno I really need Won't you please bring my Trinity to me quickly I want a Lotus for Christmas This is all I'm asking for I just wanna see my Saryn Standing right outside my Sensor I just want a Braton for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Baby all I want for Christmas is Gallium All I Waframe Christmas is you (baby) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horizon21 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) Adapted from "Deck the Halls" - traditional Christmas carol. The original English lyrics were written by by Thomas Oliphant, whilst the melody is Welsh (dating back to the sixteenth century and belongs to a winter carol, called "Nos Galan" ). Author of the version below: yours truly. I call this Warframe-themed spin of the classic carol: The Winter Carnage Party Give my Hek to pretty Saryn, Fa la la la la la la la! She'll blow the faces of the Corpus, Fa la la la la la la la! Poison gases for the masses, Fa la la la la la la la! Room's all clear - the party's moving, Fa la la la la la la la! Ember comes with jolly spirit, Fa la la la la la la la! Casts World on Fire to bake their biscuit, Fa la la la la la la la! Volt runs quickly to the party, Fa la la la la la la la! Shocks the Grineer - they be dancin', Fa la la la la la la la! Rhino comes in - stomping, roaring, Fa la la la la la la la! Heliocor skulls be smashin', Fa la la la la la la la! Left swing, right swing always striking, Fa la la la la la la la! Carnage splashed, they're boasting joyous, Fa la la la la la la la! Edited December 11, 2017 by Horizon21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zinkkeli Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Far, Far away on Judea's Plains, John Menzies Macfarlane Spoiler Far, Far away on Eidolon's plains, Tennos of Lotus saw the Teralyst. Gather around, Gather around, Gather around for the fight; Be a pal, Bring Eidolon Lures! Good, Good people of Cetus town, Help us to gather resources for you. Gather around, Gather around, Gather around for the fight; Be a pal, Bring Gathering gear! Tusks Corps of the Grineer is here again, Making it all so much harder for us! Gather around, Gather around, Gather around for the fight; Be a pal, Bring your own Clem! The Quills enclave in Cetus town, Brought us the power of Mote Amp. Gather around, Gather around, Gather around for the fight; Be a pal, Gather Sentient Cores! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titivilis Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 Jingle bells, the Lotus smells, Ordis laid an egg. Darvo's deal was not a steal and the Stalker got away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)jamebulb847795 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) It’s beginning to look like Warframe! by jamebulb847795 It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe! Everywhere you look Take a look on IGN it has a 7/10 and everybody knows it’s true With noobs and pros all alike It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe Deals in the market But the prettiest sight to see, is the joy that will be in the clubs all around. A pair of kubrow eggs and some platinum to spare that makes all the wishes come true Specters that will talk and will go for a walk Is the hope of Digital extremes And Rhino and Nova can hardly wait for vaults to open again It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe Everywhere you look There's a tree in my Liset, one in the great hall as well The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe Soon the deals will start And the thing that will make them great, is the players that will play And take all those wonderful deeeals It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe Soon the deals will start And the thing that will make them great, is the players that will play And take all those wonderful deeeals It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe, Warframe, Warframe, Warframe, Warframe! Original Carol by Johnny Mathis Edited December 14, 2017 by (PS4)jamebulb847795 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sokunohana Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) So I went with "Jingle Bells" from James Lord Pierpoint (had to google that bit of trivia) The timing fits if you stick to the traditional tunes, no guarantees for any metal or techno variations ;D Spoiler Tenno Grind Dashing through the grind In a one fine Liset now O'er the void we'll find Many foes to chow Bullets will go out Making clem clem all go sad What fun it is to load and shout Another round of adds Grakata, grakata Clem Clem all the way Oh, what fun it is to fight With a doubled up graka Oh, grakata, grakata Double grakata Oh, you'll never have enough Of the one fine grakata A day or two ago I thought I'd farm some rifts Finding Saryn Prime To give my girl as gifts The grind was long and hard Misfortune piled up lots But then I went the extra yard And then I got the drops Grakata, grakata Clem Clem all the way Oh, what fun it is to fight With a doubled up graka Oh, grakata, grakata Double grakata Oh, you'll never have enough Of the one fine grakata Edited December 11, 2017 by Sokunohana Forgot the title and some formatting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaotyke Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 From Jingle Bells ~Chrismas Carol Spoiler Tenno Knells Bulletjumping through the snow On a one Kubrow open sleigh O'er the farm fields we go, Slashing all the way Bells on Tekko's tail ring, making screams of fright What fun it is to cut and slice A slaugering song tonight Oh, Tenno knells, Tenno knells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to slice A Corpus open with a Glaive Tenno knells, Tenno knells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to slice A Grineer open with a Galive A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a mission, And soon the Lotus Was seated by my side; Telling me where was my prize Misfortune seemed shine In the eyes of the Corpus, And then we got the Outpost. Oh, Tenno knells, Tenno knells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to slice A Corpus open with a Glaive Tenno knells, Tenno knells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to slice A Grineer open with a Galive Oh, Tenno knells, Tenno knells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to slice A Corpus open with a Glaive Tenno knells, Tenno knells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to slice A Grineer open with a Galive Now the ground is red Go it while you're killin' Take Octavia tonight To sing this murder song Just get a Kubrow two-forty as Volt's speed Hitch him to an open sleigh And crack! You fill them with lead! Oh, Tenno knells, Tenno knells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to slice A Corpus open with a Glaive Tenno knells, Tenno knells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to slice A Grineer open with a Galive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rurik2000 Posted December 11, 2017 Share Posted December 11, 2017 (edited) Auditor Спойлер The holiday is coming, the profit is growing But the council is dissatisfied and so Bursa will send, But not simple! Auditor! He is not alone, It will be accompanied by the right team And they are ready, The will of the Directors to carry! Tenno have a rest, their wallets are full, this is not an order, it's time to decide! Panic, screaming, but he is inexorable, Gifts distribute, loans are withdrawn, Nobody wakes up, The Council will be pleased. Clem a new Grakata, The court has fresh magazines, Baro Ky'Thieru new crystals, Darwo news from mom. Profit grew to a hundredfold, And the Council is now pleased, That's what he will entrust, Business to the Auditor! Greetings to you from cold Russia, on a holiday! Forgive me for my English. Edited December 11, 2017 by Rurik2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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