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Warframe Wonderland (Winter Wonderland by Richard B. Smith and Felix Bernard)

Archwing hums,

are you listening? 

In the Orbiter Ordis is singing

A beautiful sound we're happy playing in a warframe wonderland

Gone away is the Orokin

Here to stay is a new Clem

He shoots his Gratakas as we farm along

Playing in Warframe wonderland 

In the Plains we can fish

Then farm bounties and Eidolons

The Lotus will ask us to a spy mission 

We'll say: later, mom

Later on we'll conspire to get rid of the Infested using Ember

In the Orbiter we'll pet our Kubrows and tweak our sentinels while Ordis cracks puns

When we farm it ain't thrilling, but we'll get it done as we shoot along with Clem

Playing in Warframe wonderland 

Playing in Warframe wonderland

 

Happy Holidays, Tenno. <3

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Hark! The tenno sing.(Hark! The Herald Angels Sing by George Whitefield)

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Hark! The tenno sing

"Gory to the opticor!"

Peace on earth and mercy mild

Tenno and stalker reconciled!

Joyful, all ye corpus rise

Join the grofit in the skies!

with his voice Ballas doth proclaim

Valkyr will never be tame!

 

Hark! The tenno sing

"Gory to the opticor!"

Opticor, by the tenno adored

Opticor, the lasting lord!

Now behold the beem doth shoot

"GOD DAMMIT ANOTHER BOOT?!"

Vor looks on with his key

thinking he's a deity!

In the void he dose dwell

Ranting what he he does well!

 

Hark! The tenno sing

"Gory to the opticor!"

Hail, to baro for his gear

He who comes 21 times a year!

Primed mods and sometimes lore

but never a prisma opticor!

From time to time disappointment he brings

To his prime mods he clings.

He refuses to go to earth

He sometimes bring us great mirth!

 

Hark! The tenno sing

"Gory to the opticor!"

 

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We wish you a Merry Warframe; We wish you a Merry Warframe; We wish you a Merry Warframe and a Happy New Prime. Good tidings we bring to you and your operator Good tidings for Warframe and a Happy New Prime Oh, bring us some morphics Oh, bring us some morphics Oh, bring us a morphics and a cup of good mods We won't go until we get them We won't go until we get them We won't go until we get them, so bring some out here
Or we will start raiding;
Or we will start raiding;
Or we will start raiding,
So bring them out here

We wish you a merry Warframe;
We wish you a merry Warframe;
We wish you a merry Warframe and a happy new prime 

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TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

Twelve days of endo

 

                                                                                                           On the first day of christmas clem sent to me

                                                                                                            one golden kavat in a edno tree

                                                                                                            On the second day of christmas clem sent to me

                                                                                                             3 fashion frames and golden kavat in a endo tree

                                                                                                               on the third day  of christmas clem sent to me           

                                                                                                            6 primed mods , 3 fashion frame and one golden kavat in a endo tree

                                                                                                               on the fourth day of christmas clem sent to me

                                                                                                           one dread bow , 6 primed mod , 3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree

                                                                                                           on the fifth day of christmas clem sent to me

                                                                                                            one riven mod , one dread bow ,6 primed mods ,3 fashion frames amd golden kavat in a endo 

                                                                                                            tree .  on the sixth day of christmas clem sent to me

                                                                                                            all the drift mods ,one riven mod ,one dread bow,6 primed mods, 3 fashion frames and a golden 

                                                                                                               kavat in a endo tree . on the seventh day of christmas clem sent to me

                                                                                                            one loki prime , all the drift mods,one riven mod ,one dread bow ,6 primed mods,3 fashion  

 

frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree . on the eighth day of christmas clem sent to me

the shadow stalker , one loki prime,all the drift mods , one riven mod,one dread bow,6 primed mods , 3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree

on the ninth day of christmas clem sent to me 

one manadachord,the shadow stalker.one loki prime,all the drift mods,one riven mod,one dread bow,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree. on the tenth day of christmas clem sent to me

rells donda,one mandachord, the shadow stalker,one loki prime,all the drift mods,one riven mod,one dread bow,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree.  one the eleventh day of christmas clem sent to me

baro ki teer , rells donda,one mandachord,the shadow stalker,one loki prime,all the drift mods,one riven mod,one dread bow,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree.    on the twelfth day of christmas clem sent to me

17 forma ,baro ki teer, rells donda,one mandachord,the shadow stalker,one loki prime,all the drift mods,one dread bow,6 primed mods,3 fashion frames and a golden kavat in a endo tree.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Arthur Rankin Jr. Frosty the snowman

 

 

   frosty the warframe was a jolly happy tenno, with a eyes of metal and prime of gold two eyes made of glass. frosty the warframe, is a tenno legend they say, he was made of tenno hearts but the children know how he cane to be a prime. there must have been magic inthat old gold helmet they found , for when they placed it on his head it began to turn primed 

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"Carol of the Bells" composed by Ukrainian composer Mykola Leontovych in 1914 with lyrics by Peter J. Wilhousky.

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Carol of Clem and Potatos

Clem!
Dumb little Clem
All seem to say,
"Throw Clem away."
Darvo is here
Bringing a good  deal
To noob and Pro
Fiend and your Bro

Pew, Pow, Pew, Pow
That is our song
All day long
Helping our Clem
One seems to know
One word alone
From ev'rywhere
Filling the air

Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem
Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem
Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem
Clem, Clem, Clem, Clem

Warframes they pound,
Grineers to the ground,
On earth and in space,
There is no place,
you can not hide
Join me on this ride
The end is near
Potatos are here
More, more, Potatos, more, more Potatos
More, more, Potatos, more, more Potatos

Alerts we hear
more then we clear
Lotus we follow
Chains of Harrow

Pew, Pew, Pew, POW!
Pew, Pew, Pew, POW!
Pew, Pew, Pew, POW!
Pew, Pew, Pew, POW!
BOOM!

 

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Parody of “Down in Yon Forest” Composed by: Corpus Christi Carol

 

Down in Earth there stands an Acolyte:

The Drop of Maiming Strike heard them ring:

It's covered all over with Acolyte blood

And I love my Lord RNJesus above anything.

 

In that Grinner hall there stands an Acolyte:

The Drop of Argon Scope heard them ring:

It's covered all over with shells and casings:

And I love my Lord RNJesus above anything.

 

At the cryopod there lies an Acolyte:

The Drop of Blood Rush I heard them ring:

Which the sweet Space Mom knelt upon:

And I love my Lord RNJesus above anything.

 

Under that crypod there runs a Kuva flood:

The Drop of Hydraulic Crosshairs heard them ring:

The one half runs anger, the other runs frustration:

And I question my Lord RNJesus above anything.

 

At the bed's foot there grows a Pox:

The drop of Focused Defense heard them ring:

Which ever ignites the fire of anger:

And I despise my Lord RNJesus above anything.

 

Over that cryopod the moon shines bright:

The drop of Maiming Strike I heard them ring:

Denoting our work that was lost this event

And I push away my Lord RNJesus above anything.

 

Shoutout to all the people with poor RNG :D

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jingle bells parody: shotgun shells

songwriters: James Pierpont
Text for Jingle Bells © BMG Rights Management US, LLC (of the real one)

shotgun shells, shotgun shells

shotgun all the way

oh, what fun it is to trade

rivens all the day

 

hey, shotgun shells, shotgun shells

shotgun all the way

oh, what fun it is to trade 

rivens all the day

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USERNAME: Wasonga 115 Platform: PS4

Adapted from Jingle Bells for kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CWJNqyub3o

By: James Pierpont

 

Lotus wants to save

The solar system now

Telling all the tenno

“ WAKE THE F*** UP”!

 

Corpus wants profit

And Grineer wants to fight

And Tenno will still kill both and the Infested  

All tonight, oh!

 

With Ember´s flames,

And Frost’s ice

Plus Oberon´smite

To All enemy You better run

before you really die HEY!

 

With Loki´s stealth

And Rhino´s strength

You should really run right now

Before DE,  buffs valkyr up

And kills grineer  for fun!

 

Visiting The Ostrons

While dashing through the plains

Of the Eidolon

Cetus all the way

 

Konzu wants to eat,

While Saya wants to dance,

What fun it is to run bounties and kill grineer in one night, oh!

 

Nekros scares

Zephyr flies

And bomb dives all the mines

To All grineer You better run

before you really die, wait!

 

What is that,

Across the sky !?

A flying boiling star !?

Better rob toxin from Vay Hek

And kill its Hemocytes tonight!!!

The end.

Hope you like it

 

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Jingle Bells, Warframe edition (Original song by James Pierpont, this one is all me :P)

Dashing past the planets,

On a rather festive ship,

Over the plains we go,

On another jolly trip!

Bells on the Lisette ring,

Making Tenno smile,

What fun it is to make

A Christmas frame with style.

 

Chorus:

Jingle bells, jingle bells,

Jingle all the way!

Oh, what gun shall I rush tonight

For a very special day?

 

2. A day or two ago,

I thought I'd host a raid,

And soon my fellow clan-mates

Were queuing up with fate;

The LoR was going great;

Until our luck stopped;

Every mark we’ve ever had,

Decided to make us drop.

 

(Chorus)

 

3. A day or two ago,

The story I must tell

I went out to the plains

And on my kavat, I fell

A Limbo was flying by

On his archwing

He laughed as I sighed

But quickly flew away

 

(Chorus)

 

4. Now the now the plains are white

Get out there and slay

Go on, buy Darvo’s deal

And whip crack all the way

Just get a fancy ship

And a rather festive frame

take them to the eidolons

And crack! you'll lead the way!

(Chorus)

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My version of "Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer" 

 
 
Excailbur, the starter warframe
 
You know Ember and Frost and
and Ash and Limbo,
you know Mag and Volt and
Mesa and Rhino, 
But can you recall 
The most used starter warframe of all
 
Excailbur the starter warframe
Has a very shiny glow
And you change his palette
Ordis will tell you so
All of the other warframes
Laughed as he burst in flames
They never allowed poor Excailbur 
Join in any Lunaro games
 
Then one foggy Tenno's Eve,
Lotus came to say, 
Excailbur with your build set right,
You can join in and win that fight
 
Then how all the warframes loved him,
As they all clapped with ease,
Excailbur the starter warframe
You're prime will be unlocked someday
 
Excailbur the starter warframe
Has a very shiny glow
And if you change his palette,
Ordis will tell you so,
All of the other warframes
Laughed as he burst in flames,
They never allowed poor Excailbur
Join in any Lunaro games,
 
Then one foggy Tenno's Eve,
Lotus came to say,
Excailbur with your build set right,
You can join in and win that fight
 
Then how all the warframes loved him,
As they all clapped with ease, 
Excailbur the starter warframe,
You're prime will be unlocked someday
 
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You know Chroma, and Mesa, and

Wukong, and Nezha,

Nova, and Banshee, and

Loki, and Atlas,

But do you recall,

The most hated warframe of all???

Limbo, the useless warframe,

Had a very lame gimmick.

And if you ever played him,

You would even say he's bad.

All of the other Tenno,

Used to laugh and let him die.

They never let poor Limbo,

Join in any argon farms.

Then one foggy afternoon, 

Stalker came to say,

"Limbo with your moves so lame,

Won't you play my little game?"

Then all the Tenno helped him,

As they fought off death himself.

Limbo the useless Warframe,

You'll be buffed soon again!!

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The tragedy of Baro (alternatively known as Joy to the Tenno) - to the tune of Joy to the World by Isaac Watts
 
Spoiler
Joy to the Tenno, Baro is back
His voidly goods are here
Rush to the relays, sell all those primes
Gotta hoard all those ducats
Gotta hoard all those ducats
Gotta hoard 'em, cause Baro's prices are so high
 
Oh what is this? Here come the Grineer
In their Fomorians
The cannon is charged! They're gonna blow us up!
Protect the relays!!
Protect the relays!!
Get out there, and with your archwings fight them off!
 
Trapped by zeplens, oh what a pain
I wasn't fast enough
And there goes my squad, not trapped unlike me
Let me out of this bubble!
Let me out of this bubble!
I'm just here to speed farm this Grineer alert
 
Now they are gone! Back to Baro!
New parts for fashionframe!
And if I can afford, perhaps a mod or two.
Wait where has Baro gone?
Wait where has Baro gone?
Oh come on! I need to wait another two weeks?
 
(p.s. not a dig at baro prices)

 

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Original song "O Christmas Tree" by Aretha Franklin

Révélation

The bloody tenno

 

O Warframe game, o Warframe game
How bloody are your tennos
O Warframe game, o Warframe game
How bloody are your tennos

Your swords so sharp, cutting grineer
The corpus, all, just disappear
O warframe game, addicting game
How bloody are your tennos

Let us all remember
In our grineer carving and corpus shooting
With our friends and clan mates, or just random people
The real and true meaning of Warframe
To shoot stuff, blow stuff up and cut things in pieces with style

O warframe game, addicting game
How bloody are your tennos
O warframe game, addicting game
How bloody are, how bloody are your tennoss

The tennos all kill skillfully
Corpus, Grineer, or....anybody
O warframe game, addicting game
How blood, bloody are your tennos

On Ember, on Gara, on Banshee and Chroma
Bang bang bang bang....

 

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Iam dreaming of a white Tenno .                                                                                                                                                                                 Just like the ones i see others have.                                                                                                                                                                            Where the shields glisten and the helios listen.                                                                                                                                                           To to hear alarms bells in the survival game.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Im dreaming of a white Tenno.                                                                                                                                                                                    With every Prime card I've seen.                                                                                                                                                                                 May your days be Gory and staying Alive.                                                                                                                                                                   And may all Christmas dreams come true.

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Based on Fairytale of New York - The Pogues 

 

 

Fairytale of Cetus - KingDaddyTonka

It was Tennobaum Eve, babe, 
And in the bio lab, 
An old man said to me,
Won't farm another run
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Kuva dew
I turned my 'frame away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one, 
Traded my riven mods, 
Now I've got a feeling, 
There's skins here for me and you, 
So Happy Tennobaum
I love our dojo
I can see a better time
When our solar rail dreams come true

They've got kubrows
Big as Rhinos
They've got rivers of plat
But the Argon Crystals go through you
It's no place for the slack

When you first took me for sorties
On a cold Tennobaum Eve
You promised me
Jordas was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of Cetus City
When the clan finished playing
They howled out for more
Kenzu was swinging
All the merchants, they were singing
We fished and we mined, 
Then hunted through the night

The boys of the Eximus Platoon choirs
Were singing 'Eidolon Plains'
And the bells were ringing out
For Tennobaum Day

You're a noob
You're a sweat
You're a clone of dear Clem
Lying there almost dead
Like a drip, in that bed

You pus bag
You bile sac
You're the husk in that pherliac
Happy Tennobaum, your arse
I pray God
It's our last

The boys of the Eximus Platoon choirs
Were singing 'Eidolon Plains'
And the bells were ringing out
For Tennobaum Day

I could have farmed the primes
Well, so could they and I
You took my extra parts from me
when I first found you
I kept them with me, though
I use them daily, Tenno
Can't make it all alone
I've built my 'frames around you

The boys of the Eximus Platoon choirs
Were singing 'Eidolon Plains'
And the bells were ringing out
For Tennobaum Day

Edited by (PS4)KingDaddyTonka
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Dakka bells (original being Jingle Bells by James Lord Pierpont)

Dashing through the grass
In a one-drahk open sleigh
O'er the plains we go
Dakkaing all the way

Dakkas on bob tail ring
Making grineer bright
What fun it is to ride and dakka
A sleighing song tonight!

Dakka bells, dakka bells,
Dakka all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-drahk open sleigh.

Dakka bells, dakka bells,
Dakka all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-drahk open sleigh.

CLEM!

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Original song: All I Want For Christmas is You

Composer: Mariah Carey, Walter Afanasieff

All I Want for Christmas is Oxium

Spoiler

 

I want a Lotus for Christmas
There is just one Tenno I need
I don't care about the presence
Of infested in the Christmas tree
I just want Boltor for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true oh
All I want for Christmas is Oxium

I don't want a Lotus for Christmas
There is just one Tenno I need (and I)
I care about the presence
Of infested in (my digsite) the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the Alloy Plate
Santa Clem won't make me happy
With a Cell on Christmas day

I just want a Bronco for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is Oxium

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for unvault (and I)
I just wanna keep on waiting
Underneath the relics oh

I won't make a list and send it
To the Mars Relay for Maroo, yeah
I won't even stay awake
To hear those magic Orokin click

'Cause I just want Rhino tonight
Limbo's Banishing on to me so tight
What more can I do
Oh, Ivara all I want for Christmas is you

All the Wisps are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of Battalysts
Sentients fills the air

And Grineers are losing
I hear those Spy vaults ringing
Maroo won't you Endo me
The Tenno I really need
Won't you please bring my Trinity to me quickly

I want a Lotus for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my Saryn
Standing right outside my Sensor

I just want a Braton for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is Gallium

All I Waframe Christmas is you (baby)

 

 

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Adapted from "Deck the Halls" - traditional Christmas carol. The original English lyrics were written by by Thomas Oliphant, whilst the melody is Welsh (dating back to the sixteenth century and belongs to a winter carol, called "Nos Galan" ). Author of the version below: yours truly. I call this Warframe-themed spin of the classic carol:

 

The Winter Carnage Party

 

Give my Hek to pretty Saryn,
Fa la la la la la la la!
She'll blow the faces of the Corpus,
Fa la la la la la la la!
Poison gases for the masses,
Fa la la la la la la la!
Room's all clear - the party's moving,
Fa la la la la la la la!

Ember comes with jolly spirit,
Fa la la la la la la la!
Casts World on Fire to bake their biscuit,
Fa la la la la la la la!
Volt runs quickly to the party,
Fa la la la la la la la!
Shocks the Grineer - they be dancin',
Fa la la la la la la la!

Rhino comes in - stomping, roaring,
Fa la la la la la la la!
Heliocor skulls be smashin',
Fa la la la la la la la!
Left swing, right swing always striking,
Fa la la la la la la la!
Carnage splashed, they're boasting joyous,
Fa la la la la la la la!

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Far, Far away on Judea's Plains, John Menzies Macfarlane

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Far, Far away on Eidolon's plains, Tennos of Lotus saw the Teralyst.
Gather around, Gather around, Gather around for the fight;
Be a pal, Bring Eidolon Lures!

Good, Good people of Cetus town, Help us to gather resources for you.
Gather around, Gather around, Gather around for the fight;
Be a pal, Bring Gathering gear!

Tusks Corps of the Grineer is here again, Making it all so much harder for us!
Gather around, Gather around, Gather around for the fight;
Be a pal, Bring your own Clem!

The Quills enclave in Cetus town, Brought us the power of Mote Amp.
Gather around, Gather around, Gather around for the fight;
Be a pal, Gather Sentient Cores! 

 

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It’s beginning to look like Warframe!

by jamebulb847795

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe!

Everywhere you look

Take a look on IGN it has a 7/10 and everybody knows it’s true 

With noobs and pros all alike

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe

Deals in the market

But the prettiest sight to see, is the joy that will be in the clubs all around.

A pair of kubrow eggs and some platinum to spare that makes

all the wishes come true

Specters that will talk and will go for a walk

Is the hope of Digital extremes

And Rhino and Nova can hardly wait for vaults to open again

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe 

Everywhere you look

There's a tree in my Liset, one in the great hall as well

The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe 

Soon the deals will start

And the thing that will make them great, is the players that will play

And take all those wonderful deeeals

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe 

Soon the deals will start

And the thing that will make them great, is the players that will play

And take all those wonderful deeeals

It's beginning to look a lot like Warframe, Warframe, Warframe, Warframe, Warframe!

Original Carol by Johnny Mathis 

 
Edited by (PS4)jamebulb847795
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So I went with "Jingle Bells" from James Lord Pierpoint (had to google that bit of trivia)

The timing fits if you stick to the traditional tunes, no guarantees for any metal or techno variations ;D

Spoiler

Tenno Grind

Dashing through the grind
In a one fine Liset now
O'er the void we'll find
Many foes to chow

Bullets will go out
Making clem clem all go sad
What fun it is to load and shout
Another round of adds

Grakata, grakata
Clem Clem all the way
Oh, what fun it is to fight
With a doubled up graka

Oh, grakata, grakata
Double grakata
Oh, you'll never have enough
Of the one fine grakata

A day or two ago
I thought I'd farm some rifts
Finding Saryn Prime
To give my girl as gifts

The grind was long and hard
Misfortune piled up lots
But then I went the extra yard
And then I got the drops

Grakata, grakata
Clem Clem all the way
Oh, what fun it is to fight
With a doubled up graka

Oh, grakata, grakata
Double grakata
Oh, you'll never have enough
Of the one fine grakata

 

Edited by Sokunohana
Forgot the title and some formatting
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From Jingle Bells ~Chrismas Carol
 

Spoiler

 

 

Tenno Knells

Bulletjumping through the snow
On a one Kubrow open sleigh
O'er the farm fields we go,
Slashing all the way
Bells on Tekko's tail ring,
making screams of fright
What fun it is to cut and slice
A slaugering song tonight

Oh, Tenno knells, Tenno knells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slice
A Corpus open with a Glaive
Tenno knells, Tenno knells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slice
A Grineer open with a Galive

A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a mission,
And soon the Lotus
Was seated by my side;
Telling me where was my prize
Misfortune seemed shine
In the eyes of the Corpus,
And then we got the Outpost.

Oh, Tenno knells, Tenno knells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slice
A Corpus open with a Glaive
Tenno knells, Tenno knells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slice
A Grineer open with a Galive


Oh, Tenno knells, Tenno knells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slice
A Corpus open with a Glaive
Tenno knells, Tenno knells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slice
A Grineer open with a Galive

Now the ground is red
Go it while you're killin'
Take Octavia tonight
To sing this murder song
Just get a Kubrow
two-forty as Volt's speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack! You fill them with lead!

Oh, Tenno knells, Tenno knells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slice
A Corpus open with a Glaive
Tenno knells, Tenno knells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to slice
A Grineer open with a Galive


 

 

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Auditor

Спойлер

 

The holiday is coming, the profit is growing
But the council is dissatisfied
and so Bursa will send,
But not simple!

Auditor!

He is not alone,
It will be accompanied by the right team
And they are ready,
The will of the Directors to carry!

Tenno have a rest,
their wallets are full,
this is not an order,
it's time to decide!

Panic, screaming, but he is inexorable,
Gifts distribute, loans are withdrawn,
Nobody wakes up,
The Council will be pleased.

Clem a new Grakata,
The court has fresh magazines,
Baro Ky'Thieru new crystals,
Darwo news from mom.

Profit grew to a hundredfold,
And the Council is now pleased,
That's what he will entrust,
Business to the Auditor!
 

 

Greetings to you from cold Russia, on a holiday!
Forgive me for my English.

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