emjakos Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, fluffysnowcap said: "your wish has been granted" However you are unable to escape the knowledge or logical thought train that, reality is fake and free will is a delusion of stupidity. resulting in your suicide thue despair. I wish for fame and fortune and everything that goes with it. Granted, but you will never have any true friends ore loved ones ever again. (everyone will only be there for your fame and fortune) I wish for Dwolfknight's wish not to be ignored Edited April 17, 2018 by emjakos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlusteredFerret Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 minute ago, emjakos said: Granted, but you will never have any true friends ore loved ones ever again. I wish for Dwolfknight's wish not to be ignored Granted. Everyone acknowledges Dwolfknight's wish and thinks its a great idea...but his wish also gets redacted and everyone forgets about it. I wish I was more confident at speaking in front of large groups of people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 minute ago, FlusteredFerret said: Granted. Everyone acknowledges Dwolfknight's wish and thinks its a great idea...but his wish also gets redacted and everyone forgets about it. I wish I was more confident at speaking in front of large groups of people. Granted but it becomes the only way you can communicate, and you are paralyzed with social anxiety every time you try to speak to less than one hundred people. I wish warframe had pet falcons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 On 4/15/2018 at 5:02 PM, Excaliburnn1 said: Granted, but EA changes their name to AE and buys warframe I wish I could teleport AE is already a company ... 1 hour ago, Rakawan said: Granted but it becomes the only way you can communicate, and you are paralyzed with social anxiety every time you try to speak to less than one hundred people. I wish warframe had pet falcons. Granted but they suck. I wish for a small white flag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OccasionalPig Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) Ooh, this looks fun. I wish that zarr's projectiles exploded into more tiny explosions. I'd like to clarify that I meant more tiny explosions. I know it already does split. Edited April 17, 2018 by BraydenPiag Clarification Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, BraydenPiag said: Ooh, this looks fun. I wish that zarr's projectiles exploded into more tiny explosions. I'd like to clarify that I meant more tiny explosions. I know it already does split. Granted each explosion spawns even smaller mines, however the strain this places on the computer renders the game unable to be played except on the most powerful gaming computers. I wish people would read the instructions instead of jumping in randomly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)weedyodaa Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Rakawan said: Granted each explosion spawns even smaller mines, however the strain this places on the computer renders the game unable to be played except on the most powerful gaming computers. I wish people would read the instructions instead of jumping in randomly. Granted, people read the instructions, but still are oblivious to what to even talk about. I wish I could buy the one new Heavy Blade skin that came with Mirage's skin in this wave of Tennogen. Not exactly sure what it's called.. Edited April 17, 2018 by (XB1)Mythical Warden why do i feel like your wish that i corrupted will actually happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6Sanity9x Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Granted, however, the price is a kidney I wish school wasnt boring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unagi604 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 4 hours ago, 6Sanity9x said: Granted, however, the price is a kidney I wish school wasnt boring Granted, however you never learn anything usable. I wish seagulls weren't such jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma745 Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 (edited) Granted, they became actively hostile. I wish Zaws could use skins of their respective weapon types. Edited April 19, 2018 by Gamma745 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emjakos Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 53 minutes ago, Gamma745 said: Granted, they became actively hostile. I wish Zaws could use skins of their respective weapon types. Granted, the models are always misplaced, which leads to them looking wierd I wish for the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 8 hours ago, emjakos said: Granted, the models are always misplaced, which leads to them looking wierd I wish for the moon Granted. The moon suddenly shifts position to right next to you, and you are granted full ownership of it. Reality, gravity and property taxes included, ensues. I wish warframe had a group of friendly Sentient called the Sapient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiabolusUrsus Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 51 minutes ago, Rakawan said: I wish warframe had a group of friendly Sentient called the Sapient. Granted. Once you are properly emotionally invested in the Sapient as characters, they are cruelly and methodically exterminated as a plot-point in Hunhow's return to power and the start of the second Great War (and it is all your fault). I wish the NRA leadership were replaced with individuals personally invested more in the appreciation and safe handling of firearms than profiteering off of reckless and poorly-regulated sales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenguarde Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 Granted, but the NFA Act, Gun Control Act of 1968, and the Hughes Amendment of 1986 are all repealed. Enjoy a world where everyone can just buy a machine gun without anything more than a background check. I wish that we could actually have a mission where we could fight with our landing craft in Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndermanBeast Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, Avenguarde said: Granted, but the NFA Act, Gun Control Act of 1968, and the Hughes Amendment of 1986 are all repealed. Enjoy a world where everyone can just buy a machine gun without anything more than a background check. I wish that we could actually have a mission where we could fight with our landing craft in Warframe. Granted, but it does nothing, except that you have to defend it. In Archwing. I wish Rakawan could give me a wish as cool as he is. (Totally didn't forget a wish here) Edited April 21, 2018 by EndermanBeast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted April 20, 2018 Share Posted April 20, 2018 2 hours ago, EndermanBeast said: Granted, but it does nothing, except that you have to defend it. In Archwing. I wish Rakawan could give me a wish as cool as he is. Aww thnx. Granted but I forgot it. I wish there were salamander pets in warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 (edited) On 4/17/2018 at 10:45 AM, BraydenPiag said: Ooh, this looks fun. I wish that zarr's projectiles exploded into more tiny explosions. I'd like to clarify that I meant more tiny explosions. I know it already does split. O-o? you didn't corrupt my wish On 4/20/2018 at 6:56 PM, Rakawan said: Aww thnx. Granted but I forgot it. I wish there were salamander pets in warframe. Granted but they are not combat pets I wish for a small Green flag Edited April 22, 2018 by (XB1)Solargeo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazeth Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 4 hours ago, (XB1)Solargeo said: I wish for a small Green flag Granted, but you become colorblind and receive an additional 99 flags in varying colors. I wish for a new melee-centric warframe to be added to the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Solargeo Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, Yazeth said: Granted, but you become colorblind and receive an additional 99 flags in varying colors. I wish for a new melee-centric warframe to be added to the game. Low blow dude Granted but everyone thinks the frame is a rip off of Atlas and Excaliber I wish that the next poster would dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yazeth Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, (XB1)Solargeo said: Low blow dude Granted but everyone thinks the frame is a rip off of Atlas and Excaliber I wish that the next poster would dance Alright, how about this: Granted, but it will never be recorded for your amusement. I wish for Poland to be invaded by an army of puppies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Yazeth said: Alright, how about this: Granted, but it will never be recorded for your amusement. I wish for Poland to be invaded by an army of puppies. Granted but reality ensues, and you have to live with the guilt of sending the puppies to their death. I wish I could stop watching Brooklyn Nine Nine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo3602 Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 Granted, you go blind and deaf and thus are unable to watch or listen to Brooklyn Nine Nine. I wish that Sanctuary Onslaught wouldn't crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma745 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 Granted, it became inaccessible. I wish DE could stop with the RNG method of gaining new Warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwolfknight Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Gamma745 said: Granted, it became inaccessible. I wish DE could stop with the RNG method of gaining new Warframe. Granted, warframe is now a 30 dollars monthly subscription. I wish for the universe heat death to happen faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)AotoSatou14 Posted April 23, 2018 Share Posted April 23, 2018 6 hours ago, Dwolfknight said: Granted, warframe is now a 30 dollars monthly subscription. I wish for the universe heat death to happen faster. Let me think...let me think.. Granted but everyone is transferred to another reality. I wish a mod locks this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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