(PSN)OvalNova Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 3 hours ago, EndermanBeast said: Granted. It’s now Sims 4 : Space Edition. I wish The Sacrifice came out soon. Granted, but The Sacrifice is complete trash and everyone leaves Warframe and DE goes bankrupt. I wish that Friday was here already (So consoles can get Beasts of the Sanctuary and Plague Star) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 1 hour ago, (PS4)OvalNova said: Granted, but The Sacrifice is complete trash and everyone leaves Warframe and DE goes bankrupt. I wish that Friday was here already (So consoles can get Beasts of the Sanctuary and Plague Star) Granted. You get serenaded by and there is no update. I wish I never wasted my time on Batman Ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 3 hours ago, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. You get serenaded by and there is no update. I wish I never wasted my time on Batman Ninja. Granted. You waste your time on the EA remake Robin Samurai. I wish flowers were sapient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlusteredFerret Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 On 2018-04-30 at 6:35 PM, Rakawan said: Granted. You waste your time on the EA remake Robin Samurai. I wish flowers were sapient. Granted. Flowers are now intelligent, but recognise mankind is the greatest threat to their existence, so they wage war on us. I wish we had mastered nuclear fusion already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SmokeSkele Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 hours ago, FlusteredFerret said: Granted. Flowers are now intelligent, but recognise mankind is the greatest threat to their existence, so they wage war on us. I wish we had mastered nuclear fusion already. Granted, but something would go wrong in at least one thing causing a chain of nuclear explosions bringing the end of all humanity, leaving nothing in it's wake. I wish for the perfect girlfriend for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, (XB1)RanskyNoodles said: Granted, but something would go wrong in at least one thing causing a chain of nuclear explosions bringing the end of all humanity, leaving nothing in it's wake. I wish for the perfect girlfriend for me. Granted but she is undetectable to everyone else and no one believes you when you tell them about her. I wish I could steal wishes from people. Edited May 2, 2018 by Rakawan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 14 minutes ago, Rakawan said: Granted but she is undetectable to everyone else and no one believes you when you tell them about her. I wish I could steal wishes from people. Granted. But they never come true for you. Instead, the opposite of the wish comes true. I wish fo-... DAMMIT RAKAWAN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. But they never come true for you. Instead, the opposite of the wish comes true. I wish fo-... DAMMIT RAKAWAN!!! I regret nothing. I do however wish I had some donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SmokeSkele Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Rakawan said: I regret nothing. I do however wish I had some donuts. Granted, but those donuts are stale, and the inside in moldy, several insects are living inside of it, and it tastes bad and smells like fish. I wish I was shorter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)OvalNova Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, (XB1)RanskyNoodles said: Granted, but those donuts are stale, and the inside in moldy, several insects are living inside of it, and it tastes bad and smells like fish. I wish I was shorter. Granted, but you are now the shortest person in the world. I wish people didn't keep killing Feral Kavats EVERY DAMN TIME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rakawan Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 12 hours ago, (PS4)OvalNova said: Granted, but you are now the shortest person in the world. I wish people didn't keep killing Feral Kavats EVERY DAMN TIME Granted, kavats now deal finisher damage and actively stalk the players on derelicts. DE renamed derelicts to Soviet Russia. BECAUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA FERAL KAVATS KILL YOU. I wish I had a donut gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 12 minutes ago, Rakawan said: Granted, kavats now deal finisher damage and actively stalk the players on derelicts. DE renamed derelicts to Soviet Russia. BECAUSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA FERAL KAVATS KILL YOU. I wish I had a donut gun. Granted. It's designed by Homer and like everything Homer has ever built, it doesn't work and falls apart. I wish RNG would finally bless me with a lanka riven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SmokeSkele Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. It's designed by Homer and like everything Homer has ever built, it doesn't work and falls apart. I wish RNG would finally bless me with a lanka riven. But it has terrible riven disposition and is far away from your mastery with all negative stats. I wish I could combine the outcomes of the other couple wishes, being short and having the perfect girlfriend, try that. A foot tall guy with a six foot tall girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)OvalNova Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, (XB1)RanskyNoodles said: But it has terrible riven disposition and is far away from your mastery with all negative stats. I wish I could combine the outcomes of the other couple wishes, being short and having the perfect girlfriend, try that. A foot tall guy with a six foot tall girlfriend. Granted, but the Wish God's head explodes from the math he would have to do. I wish people would realise that Limbo is better then Harrow in Eidolon hunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SmokeSkele Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Just now, (PS4)OvalNova said: Granted, but the Wish God's head explodes from the math he would have to do. I wish people would realise that Limbo is better then Harrow in Eidolon hunts. Granted, but Limbo becomes the most overrated frame, rifting their teammates involuntarily delaying damage to the Eidolon. I wish for my grades to be raised to at least C's just so I can play warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)OvalNova Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Just now, (XB1)RanskyNoodles said: Granted, but Limbo becomes the most overrated frame, rifting their teammates involuntarily delaying damage to the Eidolon. I wish for my grades to be raised to at least C's just so I can play warframe. Granted, but you become the smartest person in the world, and soon become enlightened and realise that you have no time for this "Warframe" blasphemy. I wish that I could actually watch one of Shy's streams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 8 hours ago, (PS4)OvalNova said: I wish that I could actually watch one of Shy's streams. Granted, but every person viewing gets doxed in chat regardless of whether or not if they have a YouTube or Twitch account. I wish I could expand or shorten the length of my hair at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SentimentalRabbit Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 10 hours ago, LazerSkink said: Granted, but every person viewing gets doxed in chat regardless of whether or not if they have a YouTube or Twitch account. I wish I could expand or shorten the length of my hair at will. Granted~ But you will forever have split ends. I wish that I could experience a good night's rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 8 hours ago, SentimentalRabbit said: Granted~ But you will forever have split ends. I wish that I could experience a good night's rest. Granted. You experience it once and never again. The experience is so incredible, so mind-blowingly perfect that not being able to repeat it makes life utterly unbearable and you devolve into a shell of your former self. I wish I had infinite wealth and resources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SmokeSkele Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. You experience it once and never again. The experience is so incredible, so mind-blowingly perfect that not being able to repeat it makes life utterly unbearable and you devolve into a shell of your former self. I wish I had infinite wealth and resources. Granted, but you can't use it for yourself. I wish I was a real tenno, with a Volt Prime warframe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--DSP--Jetstream Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) 47 minutes ago, (XB1)RanskyNoodles said: Granted, but you can't use it for yourself. I wish I was a real tenno, with a Volt Prime warframe. Granted, but you never awake from stasis and your cryopod never be found for eternity. I wish Plains of Venus will have 3X the map size and 3X the grind 🙂 Edited May 4, 2018 by 4G0158 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winterpeach Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 3 hours ago, 4G0158 said: Granted, but you never awake from stasis and your cryopod never be found for eternity. I wish Plains of Venus will have 3X the map size and 3X the grind 🙂 Granted, but the update comes with 3X the bugs 3X the host migrations. I wish I didn't have to study for exams and could take them while remembering everything I've learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)SmokeSkele Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Winterpeach said: Granted, but the update comes with 3X the bugs 3X the host migrations. I wish I didn't have to study for exams and could take them while remembering everything I've learned. Granted, but the exams are over nothing you've studied this year of the past years. I wish I could travel to Poland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiamatBlaze Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) 20 minutes ago, (XB1)RanskyNoodles said: Granted, but the exams are over nothing you've studied this year of the past years. I wish I could travel to Poland. Granted but when you arrive, the runway for the plane has an oil spill and the plane crashes, you are the only survivor but have an extreme case of amnesia and no records of who you are. I wish I had a real Chesa Kubrow Edited May 4, 2018 by TiamatBlaze typos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 1 hour ago, TiamatBlaze said: Granted but when you arrive, the runway for the plane has an oil spill and the plane crashes, you are the only survivor but have an extreme case of amnesia and no records of who you are. I wish I had a real Chesa Kubrow Granted. Unfortunately, it's feral and mauls you to death. I wish all the stupid IW memes would just stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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