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Granted, but this post will asking you for Da Wey.

I wish, when Railjack come, I could use Clem's clone as a living missile (let me explain, upon shooting him out of a ship, he will moving forward with rainbow powered jet while also shooting nearest enemies, upon when he hit something (or timer ran out) he will explode in rainbow particles).

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11 hours ago, kantapon said:

Granted, but this post will asking you for Da Wey.

I wish, when Railjack come, I could use Clem's clone as a living missile (let me explain, upon shooting him out of a ship, he will moving forward with rainbow powered jet while also shooting nearest enemies, upon when he hit something (or timer ran out) he will explode in rainbow particles).

Granted, but Clem has a large chance to come back to your ship and utterly obliterate in one fell swoop.

I wish I was friends with someone on the forums.

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1 hour ago, (XB1)RanskyNoodles said:

Granted, but Clem has a large chance to come back to your ship and utterly obliterate in one fell swoop.

I wish I was friends with someone on the forums.

Granted,but your friends are very toxic against you.

I wish There was a search bar for mandachord songs

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1 hour ago, Tunoksia said:

Granted,but your friends are very toxic against you.

I wish There was a search bar for mandachord songs

Granted, but the search bar autofills depending on the first letter you type in, automatically searching for whatever the most popular term is for that single letter.
 

I wish I had a surplus of Rivens so that I could actually have plat.

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9 minutes ago, (XB1)UKILR said:

Granted, but the search bar autofills depending on the first letter you type in, automatically searching for whatever the most popular term is for that single letter.
 

I wish I had a surplus of Rivens so that I could actually have plat.

Granted. But they're all garbage rivens with garbage rolls and garbage stats for garbage weapons and you're lucky to find anyone who is willing to pay 1 plat for them.

 

I wish I had an endless supply of plat.

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37 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

Granted. But they're all garbage rivens with garbage rolls and garbage stats for garbage weapons and you're lucky to find anyone who is willing to pay 1 plat for them.

 

I wish I had an endless supply of plat.

Granted, but you can't spend it on anything due to a glitch in the system, this glitch only applies to you though, for some strange reason...

I wish Khora was easier to grind for.

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Il y a 3 heures, LightningsVengance a dit :

I wish Khora was easier to grind for.

Granted, but she now has 10 passive kavats which do nothing except walk into your shots, making you miss every enemy.

I wish steve would become the president of canada

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3 hours ago, lyry19 said:

Granted, but she now has 10 passive kavats which do nothing except walk into your shots, making you miss every enemy.

I wish steve would become the president of canada

Granted, but because absolute power corrupts absolutely he goes mad and shutsdown Warframe, going as far as to ban anything realted to the game and kill anyone and everyone who's ever played it.

I wish Steve didn't because the president of Canada and Warframe opened up again... #feelsbadman

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5 minutes ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but because absolute power corrupts absolutely he goes mad and shutsdown Warframe, going as far as to ban anything realted to the game and kill anyone and everyone who's ever played it.

I wish Steve didn't because the president of Canada and Warframe opened up again... #feelsbadman

Granted, but Warframe is reopened by a Chinese company, under which founder packs are sold again and the game becomes completely pay2win. Oh yeah, and all cosmetics are placed in loot boxes with varying rarities.

I wish that I could favorite weapons in the arsenal.

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3 minutes ago, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, but Warframe is reopened by a Chinese company, under which founder packs are sold again and the game becomes completely pay2win.

I wish that I could favorite weapons in the arsenal.

Granted, but favoriting a weapon causes it to be stealth-nerfed randomly on the global server.

i wish for yuri doujinshi

edit: for those who don't know what yuri doujinshi is, it is Restricted for  Above 18 and highly corruptive. This is the last warning before you choose to fling your pure soul into damnation by entering that in Google

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don't search it. Just don't.
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3 minutes ago, LightningsVengance said:

I wish this thread were as bumpity bumping as Last Post Wins...

Granted, but now there are at least 3 posts per second on this thread and you are forced to read every single one of them.

I wish the events of Madoka Magica happened in this world, and Madoka became our one true goddess.

9 minutes ago, jwya said:

edit: for those who don't know what yuri doujinshi is, it is Restricted for  Above 18 and highly corruptive. This is the last warning before you choose to fling your pure soul into damnation by entering that in Google

I was curious what would actually turn up, so I went ahead and googled it. Turns out the first 2 results are hentai sites. FeelsBadMan

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1 minute ago, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, but he does an awful job and everyone is disappointed.

I wish that someone would corrupt my earlier wish: "I wish the events of Madoka Magica happened in this world, and Madoka became our one true goddess."

Granted, but you die so you don't get to experience any of it.

I wish Clem came to IRL earth.

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4 minutes ago, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

I wish the events of Madoka Magica happened in this world, and Madoka became our one true goddess.

I was curious what would actually turn up, so I went ahead and googled it. Turns out the first 2 results are hentai sites. FeelsBadMan

that just makes me more curious about the story behind your username

Granted but our reality is simply one of those stories in the sites you found.

3 minutes ago, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, but he does an awful job and everyone is disappointed.

I wish i get judged before doing so oh wait

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1 minute ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but you die so you don't get to experience any of it.

I wish Clem came to IRL earth.

Granted, but he ends up being so powerful and so stupid that he accidentally commits mass genocide. You are one of the unfortunate casualties.

I wish I had a life.

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1 minute ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but you die so you don't get to experience any of it.

I wish Clem came to IRL earth.

Granted. Disguised himself as every school shooter in history

i wish to withdraw coolly from this thread

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3 minutes ago, jwya said:

Granted. Disguised himself as every school shooter in history

i wish to withdraw coolly from this thread

Granted, but you trip on your way out and everyone laughs.

I wish people would understand that yuri doujinshi is not necessarily pornographic 🙂

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Granted, DDLC2 gets released and becomes the leading cause of despair/ horror-induced suicide. You included.

i wish people wouldn't notice as i trip again while attempting to leave again

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3 minutes ago, jwya said:

Granted, DDLC2 gets released and becomes the leading cause of despair/ horror-induced suicide. You included.

i wish people wouldn't notice as i trip again while attempting to leave again

Granted, but you also forget to leave again and end up stuck here forever.

I wish that other people would respond to this thread so I don't feel obligated to (mfw I've been sitting in this thread for 28 minutes now).

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2 minutes ago, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, but you also forget to leave again and end up stuck here forever.

I wish that other people would respond to this thread so I don't feel obligated to.

Granted, but they respond with such fury and anger that you make a wish which actually comes true, that everyone would disappear. "Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good.."

I wish I could turn back time.

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Just now, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but they respond with such fury and anger that you make a wish which actually comes true, that everyone would disappear. "Mr.Stark, I don't feel so good.."

I wish I could turn back time.

Granted, but you accidentally turn back time too far and cease to exist.

I wish that I had more wishes to wish.

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2 minutes ago, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, but you accidentally turn back time too far and cease to exist.

I wish that I had more wishes to wish.

Granted, somehow you wish for your Warframe account to be deleted.

 

 I wish for a packet of instant noodles.

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