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3 hours ago, ljmadruga said:

Granted but they multiply quickly and try to kill you in your sleep

I wish you guys good luck in all of your endeavors, whatever they may be.

Granted. But you end up with all the bad luck as the universe attempts to restore balance. 

I wish people on public transit would actually bathe.

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1 hour ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

Granted. But you end up with all the bad luck as the universe attempts to restore balance. 

I wish people on public transit would actually bathe.

Granted; everyone on public transit bathes daily in raw sewage.

I wish I could communicate with animals.

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1 hour ago, ljmadruga said:

Granted; everyone on public transit bathes daily in raw sewage.

I wish I could communicate with animals.

Granted but you can no longer communicate with humans.

 

I wish fast food was actually healthy for you.

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Just now, Stalker_Cake said:

granted, but everyone hates it because they can't cheese it

i wish for death

Granted, but you then go to the void where you become notorious for giving ridiculously long speeches and you become a meme.

I wish I had another frame to max out.

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2 hours ago, ljmadruga said:

Granted, but you then go to the void where you become notorious for giving ridiculously long speeches and you become a meme.

I wish I had another frame to max out.

Granted, It's Excalibur Prime and everyone knows you got it from a glitch and subsequently banned.

I wish for people to stop being dumb about Equinox being both "genders" even if the intent was to make a female frame since before she was even created.

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1 minute ago, AerinSol said:

Granted, It's Excalibur Prime and everyone knows you got it from a glitch and subsequently banned.

I wish for people to stop being dumb about Equinox being both "genders" even if the intent was to make a female frame since before she was even created.

Granted. But then attention turns to Nezha and the world burns as a result.

I wish I was a Sith Lord.

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il y a 13 minutes, -Mandachordian-Tenno- a dit :

Granted. But Youre marooned in a planet that has no resources.

I wish I have Primed Serration.

Granted, but as soon as you maxed it DE removed it with no refund whatsoever.

I wish people would stop cheesing everything DE makes and ask for more "end game" just so they can cheese it and ask for more once again.

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Granted, but instead people use builds for weapons/frames that are really really bad at what ever they are fighting and then complain that Warframe is too hard.

 

I wish that EAs Star Wars Battlefront 2 progression system wasn't based around lootboxes.

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1 minute ago, Neo3602 said:

Granted, but instead people use builds for weapons/frames that are really really bad at what ever they are fighting and then complain that Warframe is too hard.

 

I wish that EAs Star Wars Battlefront 2 progression system wasn't based around lootboxes.

Granted, the progression is based on a daily lottery.

I wish my milkshakes could bring all the boys to the yard

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1 minute ago, ljmadruga said:

Granted, the progression is based on a daily lottery.

I wish my milkshakes could bring all the boys to the yard

Granted, but all the little boys are actually demonic cannibals from hell that feast upon your gonads using rusty utensils.

I wish I didn't corrupt wishes into such nightmares

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9 minutes ago, Almighty_Jado said:

Granted, but all the little boys are actually demonic cannibals from hell that feast upon your gonads using rusty utensils.

I wish I didn't corrupt wishes into such nightmares

Granted. But now your everyday thoughts are turned into nightmares.

I wish money grew on trees.

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