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2 hours ago, (XB1)Mythical Warden said:

Granted, but all of the popcorn is the burnt, nasty kind.

I wish for that dumb yodeling kid in walmart video never existed.

Granted, You become obsessed with yodeling until someone films you yodeling in Walmart.

I wish extra cheese on Gamma's Popcorn.

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1 minute ago, Dwolfknight said:

Granted, You become obsessed with yodeling until someone films you yodeling in Walmart.

I wish extra cheese on Gamma's Popcorn.

Granted, it's the really nasty type of cheese, plus there's so much cheese on the popcorn, it'll become inedible.

I wish that the the next Elder Scrolls game came out this year.

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1 minute ago, (XB1)Mythical Warden said:

Granted, it's the really nasty type of cheese, plus there's so much cheese on the popcorn, it'll become inedible.

I wish that the the next Elder Scrolls game came out this year.

Granted, It comes out in the state that it is currently, good luck.

I wish for venus to be habitable, and for us to be able to go there in 12 years.

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1 hour ago, Dwolfknight said:

Granted, It comes out in the state that it is currently, good luck.

I wish for venus to be habitable, and for us to be able to go there in 12 years.

Granted. But when we get there, we find out that everything there wants to kill us. And they're successful, and humans are wiped out as a species.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

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5 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

Granted. But when we get there, we find out that everything there wants to kill us. And they're successful, and humans are wiped out as a species.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted, you have work every other day. All day, every day. 

I wish we didn't have an upcoming project for my science class.

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25 minutes ago, 6Sanity9x said:

Granted but the season are made by SJW ("this is too violent")

I wish i could get The Orbiter in real life.

I am going to make the granted worst for you for even thinking of doing that

Granted but its a model that you have to put together and if you mess up you can't get replacement parts.

I wish the next poster slapped their self.

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14 hours ago, (XB1)Solargeo said:

I am going to make the granted worst for you for even thinking of doing that

Granted but its a model that you have to put together and if you mess up you can't get replacement parts.

I wish the next poster slapped their self.

Granted, but every time you walk by it, it slaps you in the face.

I wish that Africans would stop complaining about not having food. Dude, they have Chocolate Rivers.

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2 hours ago, 6Sanity9x said:

Granted, however, to stop complains, their government will start to erase them one by one (if someone see this, DONT be offended, its called dark humor)

The rage....

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I wish i could get the new ampere nvidia gpu right now

Granted.

It is delivered....

To your head...

At great speed...

With no warning....

:)

I wish my raid group could stop wiping on this boss.

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3 hours ago, Neo3602 said:

Granted, but you get the worst possible drop from said boss.

I wish my friends knee would stop hurting.

 

Granted, they now have no knees.

I wish net neutrality would come back. :sad:

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14 hours ago, (XB1)Mythical Warden said:

I wish that we didn't have state testing this week. It blows.

 

Granted, you now have to take the GSCE regardless of whether or not you're a student in Britain and/or you've taken it before.

I wish I had infinite stamina.

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38 minutes ago, LazerSkink said:

 

Granted, you now have to take the GSCE regardless of whether or not you're a student in Britain and/or you've taken it before.

I wish I had infinite stamina.

Granted, but the opposite sex loves you so much for it, that you have to expend most of your time running away from them.

I wish for a waffle.

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3 hours ago, Dwolfknight said:

Granted, but the opposite sex loves you so much for it, that you have to expend most of your time running away from them.

I wish for a waffle.

 

That is a creative corruption, damn...

Granted, you're now super indecisive.

I wish I could try fruits from other planets.

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8 hours ago, LazerSkink said:

 

That is a creative corruption, damn...

Granted, you're now super indecisive.

I wish I could try fruits from other planets.

Granted, they're "meh" at best

I wish for chocolate rain!

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1 hour ago, emjakos said:

Granted, they're "meh" at best

I wish for chocolate rain!

Granted, it rained chocolate for 2 weeks straight, flooding your home area with chocolate. And since people know it happened because you wished it, they demand compensation for every property and public service lost from you.

 

I wish for a Magatama.

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38 minutes ago, MickThejaguar said:

The Magatama given to you is a stolen priceless relic and you are sent to prison upon being discovered with it. 

I wish I had a pet dragon that would under no circumstances harm myself or my loved ones.

Granted, your dragon will, on the other hand, slaughter everybody in its sights and pin you as responsible for their deaths.

I wish the books we had at our high school weren't so torn up to the point of having the front cover ripped up.

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1 minute ago, (XB1)Mythical Warden said:

I wish the books we had at our high school weren't so torn up to the point of having the front cover ripped up.

Granted. Instead of being torn to shreds, there are now so many [obscure body parts] drawn in it that you won't be able to find the words.

I wish that I made promises to myself that I could actually keep.

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