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18 hours ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

Granted. Unfortunately, it's feral and mauls you to death.

I wish all the stupid IW memes would just stop.

Granted but Thanos also erases one meme you like for every IW meme he destroys. Because, you know, balance.

I wish Warframe had cart racing. Not archwing, actual carts.

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1 hour ago, Rakawan said:

Granted but Thanos also erases one meme you like for every IW meme he destroys. Because, you know, balance.

I wish Warframe had cart racing. Not archwing, actual carts.

Granted, but due to weight the carts are weighed down too much by any warframe.

I wish there was better stuff to watch on TV

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Granted but the cost of satellite/cable is increased by 10 times.

 

I wish that my headphones would stop breaking even though I'm just wearing them and not dropping them.

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15 hours ago, (XB1)BaconHunter111 said:

granted but you'll start dropping them with the chance of breaking them again

 

I wish I had a decent PC so I can finally play this game on something other than xbone

Granted, but your PC is made entirely of potato

 

I wish I have a golden button to bring fourth an Armageddon.

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On 2018-05-07 at 10:37 PM, kantapon said:

Granted, but your PC is made entirely of potato

 

I wish I have a golden button to bring fourth an Armageddon.

Granted But the only Armageddon your bringing is nothing more than sand

 

I wish platinum wasn’t so hard to get! 🙁

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2 hours ago, JackAfrica said:

Granted But the only Armageddon your bringing is nothing more than sand

 

I wish platinum wasn’t so hard to get! 🙁

Granted. But it becomes next to worthless and a new premium in-game currency is developed to replace it that can only be acquired by buying it *cough* silver *cough*.

I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards man.

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Granted, but then some dude have announced that everyday from now on is the opposite day.

 

I (once again) wish that Orokin Empire have returned and make a new warframe, called "Optimus Prime".

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Granted, but it's only used for an NPC in a cinematic event, and only appeared as a small, easily miss-able cameo. 

 

I wish we could use Arch-weapons in Venus Plains.

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14 minutes ago, Gamma745 said:

Granted, but it's only used for an NPC in a cinematic event, and only appeared as a small, easily miss-able cameo. 

 

I wish we could use Arch-weapons in Venus Plains.

Granted. However they incur a 50% movement speed penalty, replace standard loadout once equipped and lock you out of using vehicles, operator, or parkour. 

I wish our pets could talk.

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4 minutes ago, Rakawan said:

Granted. However they incur a 50% movement speed penalty, replace standard loadout once equipped and lock you out of using vehicles, operator, or parkour. 

I wish our pets could talk.

If it talks,it doesnt need us because he is a sentient being

 

 

i wish limbo prime was a thing

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1 hour ago, Tunoksia said:

If it talks,it doesnt need us because he is a sentient being

 

 

i wish limbo prime was a thing

Limbo Prime available. His parts drop in zone 20 of Elite Sanctuary.

 

I wish for Nitain Extracts to be farmed like regular resources. 

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10 minutes ago, Spaloon said:

Limbo Prime available. His parts drop in zone 20 of Elite Sanctuary.

 

I wish for Nitain Extracts to be farmed like regular resources. 

Granted, but it's 100 times rarer than Condition Overload.

I wish that Relay got hit by the Plague Star.

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Granted, you're at the blame for it and have to rebuild it with resources waaaay out of your reach and credits, which you have to farm for while playing solo.

I wish Kuva Survival gave more than 200 kuva for each time a round is complete.

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49 minutes ago, (XB1)Mythical Warden said:

Granted, you're at the blame for it and have to rebuild it with resources waaaay out of your reach and credits, which you have to farm for while playing solo.

I wish Kuva Survival gave more than 200 kuva for each time a round is complete.

Granted, however Riven roll costs are increased a hundredfold.

I wish we had a Cthulhu warframe.

 

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Granted, but he will convert every lifeforms in Solar System into a Cultists of Potato.

I wish that Clem has does the same as I said above ^.

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21 minutes ago, kantapon said:

I wish that Clem has does the same as I said above ^.

For reference your previous wish was.

1 hour ago, kantapon said:

I wish that Relay got hit by the Plague Star.

Granted, Clem is hit by Plague Star. Everyone on the forums immediately comes after you for wishing such a fate on such a beloved character. 

I wish Thursday was donut day.

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5 minutes ago, Rakawan said:

For reference your previous wish was.

Granted, Clem is hit by Plague Star. Everyone on the forums immediately comes after you for wishing such a fate on such a beloved character. 

I wish Thursday was donut day.

Granted. But they're all dried out and stale.

I wish our new update (on console) gave us a "fixed" version of Onslaught.

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Granted but it breaks the rest of the game so the only mode you can play without crashing is Onslaught.

 

I wish my DnD group could meet more often.

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17 hours ago, Neo3602 said:

Granted but it breaks the rest of the game so the only mode you can play without crashing is Onslaught.

 

I wish my DnD group could meet more often.

Granted,but now they hate you.

 

 

 

i wish i had a godly riven mod.

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2 hours ago, Tunoksia said:

Granted,but now they hate you.

 

 

 

i wish i had a godly riven mod.

Granted but DE removes Riven mods the very next day.

I wish that the melee rework is scrapped.

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2 hours ago, (PS4)AotoSatou14 said:

Granted but DE removes Riven mods the very next day.

I wish that the melee rework is scrapped.

Granted. But then DE scraps melees entirely and "reworks" (read: nerfs) all primaries and secondaries in the process.

I wish I could get all the vandal parts in a month.

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13 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

Granted. But then DE scraps melees entirely and "reworks" (read: nerfs) all primaries and secondaries in the process.

I wish I could get all the vandal parts in a month.

HOST MIGRATIONS AND CRASHES.

I wish that Spider-man(2018) is....good.

Edited by (PS4)AotoSatou14

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