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1 minute ago, Vilemyre said:

Granted but the community hates you because of it

I wish I could fight depression

Granted you can fight a physical representation of depression, if you beat it you beat your depression. Unfortunately it's as hard to beat as regular depression is.

I wish that it wasn't humid out. 

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1 hour ago, (XB1)Solargeo said:

Granted because it already is sorta but now its less healthy for you.

I wish the person below me had to deal with a stalker cat

Granted but it turns out the cat is just very loving. FYI I love cats. 

I wish for Frost Umbra.

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2 hours ago, Neo3602 said:

Granted, but you have to wait the same amount of time for Frost Umbra as you had to waif for Excalibur Umbra.

 

I wish that ham wasn't so salty.

Granted. It now becomes too sweet that it rots your teeth after a single bite.

 

I wish I hadn't forgotten about this thread.

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31 minutes ago, Iris.Zero said:

Granted. But you can only travel back in time...

 

I wish for weaponized argon crystals

Granted but whenever you get a standard Argon Crystal it takes you 25 hours to decide what you want to build with it

 

I wish I didn't spend so much time procrastinating

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8 hours ago, (PS4)TheWurstGuy said:

Granted but whenever you get a standard Argon Crystal it takes you 25 hours to decide what you want to build with it

 

I wish I didn't spend so much time procrastinating

Granted, but every damn second of your life will be filled with horrific manual labour. You will be worked until you're dead and you will be worked further.

 

I wish Space Mom would come back.

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1 hour ago, (PS4)SentientSnowlump said:

Granted, but every damn second of your life will be filled with horrific manual labour. You will be worked until you're dead and you will be worked further.

 

I wish Space Mom would come back.

Granted, she is the boss of the next cinematic quest and anone if the alignment options after killing her involve showing regret.

I wish my neighbors dog would stop barking.

 

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10 hours ago, Rakawan said:

Granted, she is the boss of the next cinematic quest and anone if the alignment options after killing her involve showing regret.

I wish my neighbors dog would stop barking.

 

Granted but now your neighbours won't stop barking

 

I wish I didn't have so much work to do

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Granted, but the happiness is fleeting. Everyone eventually kept on pursuing them, and humanity spiral down to debauchery and immorality akin to the Dark Eldar of Warhammer 40k.

 

I wish for a handheld laser cannon in Warframe that is bigger than the Arch-guns.

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50 minutes ago, Gamma745 said:

Granted, but the happiness is fleeting. Everyone eventually kept on pursuing them, and humanity spiral down to debauchery and immorality akin to the Dark Eldar of Warhammer 40k.

 

I wish for a handheld laser cannon in Warframe that is bigger than the Arch-guns.

Granted but its grind for only and you will never get all the parts. 

I wish the person below got 2000 plat randomly added to their account 

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3 minutes ago, (PS4)ROBOCRIPPLE_ said:

Granted, but they are taken directly from your account. 😂

I wish there's awesome public transit in the small city where I live.

Granted. It’s horses. And they poop everywhere.

I wish I could work for DE

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7 minutes ago, ljmadruga said:

Granted. It’s horses. And they poop everywhere.

I wish I could work for DE



Granted, but DE fires you within the first hour, and your one job was to clean all the sinks and toilets.

I wish I could become the worlds best memeist (person who makes memes so good they make the unworthy cry)

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On 2018-07-18 at 11:19 AM, LightningsVengance said:

I wish I could become the worlds best memeist (person who makes memes so good they make the unworthy cry)

Granted, your memes are so good people constantly adore them, to the point of people all over the world asked you to make their memes, overloading you with memes request. Starting now.

 

I wish for you to post a meme that is so far out of context yet still funny.

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On 2018-07-22 at 8:10 PM, Gamma745 said:

Granted, your memes are so good people constantly adore them, to the point of people all over the world asked you to make their memes, overloading you with memes request. Starting now.

 

I wish for you to post a meme that is so far out of context yet still funny.


Granted, but funny is now a very subjective term so you may not find it funny, but others might.

I wish there were more post on this forum.

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