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4 minutes ago, Gamma745 said:

Granted, somehow you wish for your Warframe account to be deleted.

 

 I wish for a packet of instant noodles.

Granted, but they're so old, moldy and disgusting that the mere thought of them causes you to throw up, and looking at them throws you in the hospital for who knows how long.

I wish I had hulk like strength which I could control.

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Just now, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but they're so old, moldy and disgusting that the mere thought of them causes you to throw up, and looking at them throws you in the hospital for who knows how long.

I wish I had hulk like strength which I could control.

Granted, but after accidentally injuring a couple people through handshakes, you become feared and ostracized by the rest of humanity. Eventually you become insane due to lack of human contact, and are placed in a maximum security prison due to the risk of you breaking out of any insane asylum.

I wish kubrows were actually useful.

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4 minutes ago, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, but after accidentally injuring a couple people through handshakes, you become feared and ostracized by the rest of humanity. Eventually you become insane due to lack of human contact, and are placed in a maximum security prison due to the risk of you breaking out of any insane asylum.

I wish kubrows were actually useful.

Granted, but people complain abot them being too OP so they get nerfed into oblivion. They can't even howl any more, just a sad whistle...

I wish this Rahska Kubrow Lotus Fur Pattern imprint I had would sell for a good amount of plat.

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41 minutes ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but people complain abot them being too OP so they get nerfed into oblivion. They can't even howl any more, just a sad whistle...

I wish this Rahska Kubrow Lotus Fur Pattern imprint I had would sell for a good amount of plat.

Granted, the buyer gives you illegal plat for it.

 

I wish I could actually buy Tennogen items.

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3 minutes ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but you accidentally buy the same one every time and support refuses to give you a refund on your cash.

I wish I knew how to get your profile icon.

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That means the catch is you have to wait.

 

I wish a member of DE staff could occasionally come to this thread.

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23 minutes ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but they delete their post before anyone sees it.

I wish non-DE staff had the ability to delete their own post.

Granted, but every time you delete a post, a bot puts that deleted post in a separate section dedicated to shaming people who delete their posts.

I wish people still ran radshares for limbo/pyrana/destreza prime stuff.

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2 minutes ago, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, but every time you delete a post, a bot puts that deleted post in a separate section dedicated to shaming people who delete their posts.

I wish people still ran radshares for limbo/pyrana/destreza prime stuff.

Granted, but you DC from all of them.

I wish there were more endless missions.

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Just now, Yuri_Doujinshi said:

Granted, but they're all more tedious than defection missions.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but humans are wiped from the planet to achieve such a goal instantly, as are mosquitoes, no one quite knows why...

I wish I remembered the Discord server link that my clan was in.

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7 minutes ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but humans are wiped from the planet to achieve such a goal instantly, as are mosquitoes, no one quite knows why...

I wish I remembered the Discord server link that my clan was in.

Granted, but that link no longer works.

I wish I wasn’t lazy.

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54 minutes ago, (PS4)LeBlingKing69 said:

Granted, but since you got it early, you will not be able to mod it or potato it until 500 days arrives.

I wish that my PS4 Warframe currently had more content that is immersive, not grindy, and isn't bugged.

Granted but now you don't have enough memory for the game. 

 

I wish there was cross play for PC and Xbox. 

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5 hours ago, (XB1)Red X278 said:

Granted but now you don't have enough memory for the game. 

 

I wish there was cross play for PC and Xbox. 

Granted, but the community becomes so toxic a bitter because of the "PC master race" jokes that even having P or C in a sentence warrants 100+ people whispering at you and swearing you out.

I wish I could live in the MHA universe.

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2 hours ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but the community becomes so toxic a bitter because of the "PC master race" jokes that even having P or C in a sentence warrants 100+ people whispering at you and swearing you out.

I wish I could live in the MHA universe.

Granted, you are transported to the MHA universe seconds before your death. (Also what does MHA stand for? I looked it up but couldn't find anything.)

 

I wish that we had a SCP Foundation \Warframe crossover.

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31 minutes ago, Neo3602 said:

Granted, you are transported to the MHA universe seconds before your death. (Also what does MHA stand for? I looked it up but couldn't find anything.)

 

I wish that we had a SCP Foundation \Warframe crossover.

Granted, but since I don't know squat about the SCP foundation the crossover is absolute garbage, literal vomit is better. (MHA=My Hero Academia) 

I wish I had money to spend on this 50% off coupoun before it's gone... dang it

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8 hours ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but since I don't know squat about the SCP foundation the crossover is absolute garbage, literal vomit is better. (MHA=My Hero Academia) 

I wish I had money to spend on this 50% off coupoun before it's gone... dang it

Granted,but now you have just enough money to spend and endless 50% coupons.


i wish War was stronger than broken war.

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and,you cant spend the money anything else and you cant get any more money.
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Just now, Tunoksia said:

Granted,but now you have just enough money to spend and endless 50% coupons.


i wish War was stronger than broken war.

Granted, but both weapons are nerfed harshly with War being slightly less useless than Broken War.

 

I wish the Xbox One X enhancment patch would come out already.

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3 hours ago, (XB1)Sasuke 99I said:

Granted, but both weapons are nerfed harshly with War being slightly less useless than Broken War.

 

I wish the Xbox One X enhancment patch would come out already.

Granted but now the graphics are so good your xbox melts while playing.

 

I wish I had a higher chance to get rare prime parts

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22 hours ago, (XB1)Red X278 said:

Granted but now the graphics are so good your xbox melts while playing.

 

I wish I had a higher chance to get rare prime parts

Granted, all you can get is rare Prime parts, and somehow Trading broke for you.

 

I wish for the ability to repair anything.

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4 hours ago, Gamma745 said:

Granted, all you can get is rare Prime parts, and somehow Trading broke for you.

 

I wish for the ability to repair anything.

Granted,but repairing doesnt repair your heart



i wish my dog was still here.

 

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