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7 hours ago, (XB1)Red X278 said:

Granted but now it's like Fry's dog in futurama, fossilized.

 

I wish I had Regenerative powers like deadpool. 

Granted but now you can only regenerate your toes.



i wish for uncorruptable wishes.

Edited by Tunoksia
and fossilized dog just makes me sadder.my dog is dead.
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Granted but because your internet is so fast it hogs all the bandwidth in the area causing an angry mob to descent on your home demanding that you stop using up all the internet.

 

I wish that DnD's Unearthed Arcana would update twice a month.

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7 hours ago, Gamma745 said:

Granted, they somehow continuously nerfed your favorite class since they think it's to "OP".

 

I wish for unlimited energy for everyone.

Granted, everyone has unlimited energy except you.



i wish for octavia prime.

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5 hours ago, (XB1)Red X278 said:

Granted but your rng is so bad you never find someone selling her or get her parts. 

 

I wish operators didn't need millions of focus.

Granted. It now needs...

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I wish operators had more hair options

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6 minutes ago, Atsia said:

 Granted, all of them are even more anime than before, and you have to farm them from Deception missions.

 

 

I wish I had a girlfriend

granted, but she'll kill you in your sleep because you cheated on her in her dream

i wish that i could control time

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1 hour ago, (PS4)abbacephas said:

Granted. Congrats, you are now Limbo and you get all the love and adoration that Limbo gets.

I wish I had more games.

Granted, but all of them are made by EA.

 

I wish I had a proper gaming set up

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1 hour ago, Atsia said:

Granted, but all of them are made by EA.

 

I wish I had a proper gaming set up

Granted but you lose all of your games and anytime you get more they disappear as well.

I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

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1 hour ago, LightningsVengance said:

Granted, but you're rotten so no one loves you.

I wish Oscar Mayer Weiners didn't exist.

Granted, but their niche is replaced by a company making vegan hot dogs.

 

 

I wish I won the lottery

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18 minutes ago, (XB1)Sasuke 99I said:

Granted but the lottery is worth 10 cents.

 

I wish Warframe had cross play.

Granted but DE had to give up ownership to Sony

 

 

I wish we had the next season of Game of Thrones

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Il y a 4 heures, Atsia a dit :

Granted but DE had to give up ownership to Sony

 

 

I wish we had the next season of Game of Thrones

Granted, but it's produced by Tommy Wiseau and the scenario is an exact replica of "The Room", except it's in a castle and the characters of "The Room" are replaced by characters from GoT. Oh and the role of Tommy Wiseau is replaced by Jon Snow and played by Tommy Wiseau. You can imagine the rest as you like.

I wish I could update my "humour" settings. They're getting old, just like my bad dad dab puns.

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Just now, DemoniesGaming said:

Granted, but the meme is already dead so they wouldn't even make it to Vay Hek.

 

I wish I could reset and improve on my whole life

Granted,but now you can only improve things that are awesome.



i wish warframe market wasnt hard to use.

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39 minutes ago, Blade_Wolf_16 said:

Granted, it's now impossible to use due to it's inexistance.

 

I wish Fortnite would finaly die.

Granted, but it takes Warframe with it.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to do with my life.

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On 2018-08-04 at 11:29 PM, Neo3602 said:

Granted, but it takes Warframe with it.

I wish that I knew what I wanted to do with my life.

Granted, you then knew that you must become a martyr for World Peace.

 

I wish the Dev workshop for Melee 3.0 could come out this week.

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