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On 2019-02-24 at 6:06 AM, Loza03 said:

I wish that DE realises that the enemy design in this game is being held together by tape. Not even duct tape - that thin, cheap sellotape you find at a local stationary shop.

Granted, they added rubber bands to the mix.

 

I wish Azima alt-fire could have a targeting system.

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On 2019-02-24 at 9:40 PM, Gamma745 said:

Granted, they added rubber bands to the mix.

 

I wish Azima alt-fire could have a targeting system.

 

Granted, but it does self damage with a 6x multiplier

I wish I could shapeshift

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30 minutes ago, LazerSkink said:

 

Granted, but it does self damage with a 6x multiplier

I wish I could shapeshift

granted but you could only shapeshift into a fly and have to constantly deal with people swatting you

I wish for the division 2 

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On 2019-04-05 at 3:10 AM, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said:

granted but you could only shapeshift into a fly and have to constantly deal with people swatting you

I wish for the division 2 

granted but it's an anthem DLC after Ubisoft was annexed by EA

 

I wish for Ogris buff so that it can destroy a corpus ship from the exterior.

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1 hour ago, crimsoNIOX said:

granted but it's an anthem DLC after Ubisoft was annexed by EA

 

I wish for Ogris buff so that it can destroy a corpus ship from the exterior.

The ogris destroys the ship. Along with data files from spy missions and hostages from rescue missions. Much to the disdain of tenno playing those missions.

 

I wish for the luck of the devil. To find lady luck always smiling upon me

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On 2019-04-06 at 1:59 PM, (PS4)Ch1b1N1njaGam1ng said:

The ogris destroys the ship. Along with data files from spy missions and hostages from rescue missions. Much to the disdain of tenno playing those missions.

 

I wish for the luck of the devil. To find lady luck always smiling upon me

Granted but a woman called luck all allways follow you around smiling just watching you 

I with EA goes bankrupt

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34 minutes ago, (PS4)josloud24 said:

Granted but a woman called luck all allways follow you around smiling just watching you 

I with EA goes bankrupt

Granted EA goes bankrupt by they somehow take DE and Warframe down with them.

I wish that I could find a good alternative to CoD.

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Just now, Neo3602 said:

Granted EA goes bankrupt by they somehow take DE and Warframe down with them.

I wish that I could find a good alternative to CoD.

Granted but you lose the disk after 5 mins and no more copy exist

I with for cats to be replaced spiders

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2 hours ago, (PS4)josloud24 said:

Granted but you lose the disk after 5 mins and no more copy exist

I with for cats to be replaced spiders

granted but instead of raining spiders it's raining cats

I wish that my wish could never be corrupted

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5 hours ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said:

granted but instead of raining spiders it's raining cats

I wish that my wish could never be corrupted

Granted but it is only wish in your life that is granted.

 

I wish monster hunter world made 16 player raids.

 

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12 hours ago, (PS4)Razor9045 said:

Granted but it is only wish in your life that is granted.

 

I wish monster hunter world made 16 player raids.

 

granted but its extremely overhyped and everyone who plays it is disappointed and leaves the game permanently with you being the only one playing it

I wish for cake

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20 hours ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said:

granted but its extremely overhyped and everyone who plays it is disappointed and leaves the game permanently with you being the only one playing it

I wish for cake

granted but you are not happy with the cake...  and someone left it out in the rain .. and you will never have that recipe again... *song*

I wish to be happy.. all the time.

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5 hours ago, xik4 said:

granted but you are not happy with the cake...  and someone left it out in the rain .. and you will never have that recipe again... *song*

I wish to be happy.. all the time.

Grants but you have everyone you love die so you are just smiling at that dead bodies

 

I with for ecaliber prime to be obtainable on console 

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1 hour ago, (PS4)josloud24 said:

Grants but you have everyone you love die so you are just smiling at that dead bodies

 

I with for ecaliber prime to be obtainable on console 

Granted, but it is a limited time Chinese exclusive.

I wish to end the lotus.

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6 hours ago, (PS4)wintersfrozen said:

Granted, but it is a limited time Chinese exclusive.

I wish to end the lotus.

Granted, but she takes your account alongside her.

 

I wish for a flashing light toy in the shape of a bird.

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Granted, but you have to put and maintain your thumb in his "fondement" to make it work.

 

I wish a Deadpool 3, more funny that the 1 and more subtle that the 2.

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58 minutes ago, SgtHotPepper said:

I wish a Deadpool 3, more funny that the 1 and more subtle that the 2.

Granted. Its humour is hilarious and subtle but considered so offensive that people witch hunt everything even mildly related to Deadpool and destroy it.

 

I wish that I could turn into a Super Saiyan.

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4 hours ago, Loza03 said:

Granted. Its humour is hilarious and subtle but considered so offensive that people witch hunt everything even mildly related to Deadpool and destroy it.

 

I wish that I could turn into a Super Saiyan.

Granted but you disintegrate as soon as you go super saiyan

I with for earth to burn with me on it.

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15 hours ago, (PS4)josloud24 said:

Granted but you disintegrate as soon as you go super saiyan

I with for earth to burn with me on it.

Granted. But the fire becomes endless and you simply burn in agony from now until the end of time. 

I wish I had a magic lamp so I could have three wishes. 

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il y a 34 minutes, Mez999 a dit :

Granted. But the fire becomes endless and you simply burn in agony from now until the end of time. 

I wish I had a magic lamp so I could have three wishes. 

Granted.

But the djinn only understand a ancient and long forgotten aramean dialect.

I wish i can have a very good sandwich.

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1 hour ago, SgtHotPepper said:

Granted.

But the djinn only understand a ancient and long forgotten aramean dialect.

I wish i can have a very good sandwich.

You get a good sandwich but someone else eats it.

 

i wish for Bob Ross to come back

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5 hours ago, (PS4)Razor9045 said:

You get a good sandwich but someone else eats it.

 

i wish for Bob Ross to come back

Granted. He comes back as a Zombie and starts the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

On a completely unrelated note, I wish for a zombie-defense shotgun

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Le 12/04/2019 à 20:01, Loza03 a dit :

Granted. He comes back as a Zombie and starts the Zombie Apocalypse.

 

On a completely unrelated note, I wish for a zombie-defense shotgun

Granted but you only have one ammunition (MadMax 2 😏)

I wish to being able to answer to THE question. (life, dead, universe and all other.)

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42 minutes ago, SgtHotPepper said:

Granted but you only have one ammunition (MadMax 2 😏)

I wish to being able to answer to THE question. (life, dead, universe and all other.)

Granted. You are able to answer the question. You do not know if it is the right answer.

 

I wish for my own railjack.

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2 hours ago, Loza03 said:

Granted. You are able to answer the question. You do not know if it is the right answer.

 

I wish for my own railjack.

Granted, but it explodes

I wish for a titan (titanfall 2)

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