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9 hours ago, AshenHaze said:

Granted, but it still grows at the same rate.

I wish Ivara Prime deluxe skin would release soon.

Granted, but instead of having compatible color patches, it looks like DE took something from a 6-year old's art project of Ivara and directly transfered it to Warframe. 

I wish I had vaulted primes.

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2 hours ago, (XB1)not keremal said:

Granted, but instead of having compatible color patches, it looks like DE took something from a 6-year old's art project of Ivara and directly transfered it to Warframe. 

I wish I had vaulted primes.

granted but they all get nerfed so hard that the community keeps complaining and eventually DE get rid of the prime access

I wish for orokin catalysts

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1 hour ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said:

I wish for orokin catalysts

 

Granted, but using one of them resets the rank on every single gear item you own in the game, and using two sells everything in your inventory

I wish I owned a lush planet and have it all to myself

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45 minutes ago, Creegz said:

Granted, but the planet is too hot during the day and too cold during the night to go outside.

I wish I could farm the cysts on the Warframe in a tube instead of on the frame.

Granted but the average gestation for a single cyst is one year and requires 5000 mutagen samples per cyst.

I wish that the new war would come out already.

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1 hour ago, LazerSkink said:

Granted, but I stole it and ate it

I googled MK11 and Google said it's Mortal Kombat 11. You have a strong stomach!

1 hour ago, LazerSkink said:

I wish I had better skin

Granted, it's better! Well, a bit. A teeny-tiny bit. Still pretty bad tho.

I wish I lived closer to my workplace so I don't have to wake up at 5 AM!

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4 hours ago, (PS4)Viveeeh said:

I wish I lived closer to my workplace so I don't have to wake up at 5 AM!

Granted. Nef Anyo 'rectuits' you to orb Valis. Enjoy never leaving work. 

I wish for Unlimited knowledge and ability to utilize it.

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11 hours ago, Pinegulf said:

I wish for Unlimited knowledge and ability to utilize it.

 

Granted, but it becomes a heavy burden for you in only a few seconds and drives you to such deep levels of madness, you are left drifting in an eternal dream state where you feel nothing

I wish I had the ability to survive in any kind of environment under any conditions

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12 hours ago, LazerSkink said:

I wish I had the ability to survive in any kind of environment under any conditions

Granted, NASA quickly recognises your extreme survivalbility talent too, and offer a job. They end up dropping you on the surface of Venus, with nothing you can use to come back, and they take as much effort to bring you back as they did for Curiousity.

I want a quick and stable internet connection!

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17 hours ago, (PS4)Viveeeh said:

Granted, NASA quickly recognises your extreme survivalbility talent too, and offer a job. They end up dropping you on the surface of Venus, with nothing you can use to come back, and they take as much effort to bring you back as they did for Curiousity.

I want a quick and stable internet connection!

Granted. You have it for 0.000000000000000000000000000000001% of a nanosecond and from that point forward can never use the internet again.

I wish for some hot chocolate.

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16 hours ago, Loza03 said:

Granted. You have it for 0.000000000000000000000000000000001% of a nanosecond and from that point forward can never use the internet again.

I wish for some hot chocolate.

 

Granted, but it was illegally obtained and an APB has been put out for you

I wish for some coffee

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3 hours ago, LazerSkink said:

 

Granted, but it was illegally obtained and an APB has been put out for you

I wish for some coffee

Coffee is stuck in a pickle jar with the lid welded onto the jar.

I wish for more time to sleep

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8 minutes ago, (PS4)wintersfrozen said:

Granted, you gain an extra 30 seconds of sleep in exchange for an additional 24 hours of being awake.

I wish people would recycle their plastic bottles.

 

Granted, but they always empty whatever is left in them on your room floor

I wish we could get Little Big Planet 4

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3 minutes ago, LazerSkink said:

 

Granted, but they always empty whatever is left in them on your room floor

I wish we could get Little Big Planet 4

Granted but it is only playable on the Vita and there are no stickers.

I wish seasonal depression wasn't a thing.

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6 hours ago, (PS4)wintersfrozen said:

I wish seasonal depression wasn't a thing.

Depression (seasonal or not) is not a joking material, so this one shouldn't be corrupted. If you were referring to yourself being depressed, I wish you well! 😊

Also, I wish for a pet Virmink!

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2 minutes ago, (PS4)Viveeeh said:

Depression (seasonal or not) is not a joking material, so this one shouldn't be corrupted. If you were referring to yourself being depressed, I wish you well! 😊

Also, I wish for a pet Virmink!

I suppose I shouldn't corrupt the first one.

Granted, it becomes a pet in a Facebook game.

I wish I have a Nerf gatling gun.

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On 2019-05-14 at 5:50 AM, (PS4)wintersfrozen said:

Granted, you gain an extra 30 seconds of sleep in exchange for an additional 24 hours of being awake.

I wish people would recycle their plastic bottles.

I'd take that if it's forced tbh,

 

On 2019-05-15 at 2:30 AM, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said:

granted but it blows up in your face(literally)

i wish i could speak slavic

Granted, you can now speak Slavic but it sounds so bad with your accent you can't make out a single word.

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