(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 21 hours ago, LazerSkink said: Granted, but since every wish comes at a cost, you start racking up cosmic debt and soon the universe will bring about your inevitable doom. You may postpone your inevitable doom, but attempting to avoid it is futile and only worsens said inevitable doom I wish I could avoid my inevitable doom Granted, you die immediately I wish for loki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 8 hours ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: I wish for loki Granted, but he's choked to death by Thanos in front of you I wish for Gatorade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Just now, LazerSkink said: Granted, but he's choked to death by Thanos in front of you I wish for Gatorade granted but it's poisoned I wish for this wish to be unwishable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jermaiya Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 9 hours ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted but it's poisoned I wish for this wish to be unwishable granted, your wish is now unwishable, but since you created a paradox by wishing an unwishable thing, you disappear into a blackhole taking the entire earth with you. i wish i had some time to play warframe now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Jermaiya said: granted, your wish is now unwishable, but since you created a paradox by wishing an unwishable thing, you disappear into a blackhole taking the entire earth with you. i wish i had some time to play warframe now granted you play so much you get burned out and never play again I wish that my wishable unwishable wish was wishable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 3 hours ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted you play so much you get burned out and never play again I wish that my wishable unwishable wish was wishable Not granted. The universe becomes confused and turns you into a fish. I wish for the power of Sparda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 19 minutes ago, Loza03 said: Not granted. The universe becomes confused and turns you into a fish. I wish for the power of Sparda. granted Sparda is turning into a chicken I wish to have an unwishable wish that's wishable and unwishable but the same time not not wishable and unwishable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)abbacephas Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 19 minutes ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted Sparda is turning into a chicken I wish to have an unwishable wish that's wishable and unwishable but the same time not not wishable and unwishable Granted. Your unwishable wish is wished and unwished simultaneously resulting in you getting annihilated as the wishing of the unwished wish creates a paradox of unwishable proportions. I wish I would never get sick and was 100% healthy 100% of the time, without any caveats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, (PS4)abbacephas said: Granted. Your unwishable wish is wished and unwished simultaneously resulting in you getting annihilated as the wishing of the unwished wish creates a paradox of unwishable proportions. I wish I would never get sick and was 100% healthy 100% of the time, without any caveats. Granted. You are transported into the world of 'with folded hands'. I wish for more self-confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Loza03 said: Granted. You are transported into the world of 'with folded hands'. I wish for more self-confidence. granted your so self-confident that you jump off a bridge thinking you can survive I wish that I could change my eye color whenever I want with no consequences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 21 hours ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted your so self-confident that you jump off a bridge thinking you can survive I wish that I could change my eye color whenever I want with no consequences Granted. There are no consequences for changing your eye colour. However, you can only do so when you blink, and blinking has unimaginable consequences. I wish to be able to fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Loza03 said: Granted. There are no consequences for changing your eye colour. However, you can only do so when you blink, and blinking has unimaginable consequences. I wish to be able to fly. granted, you fly into the sun I wish that this thread was locked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 3 minutes ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted, you fly into the sun I wish that this thread was locked Granted, but the post with the wish is deleted accidentally. Since the wish is no longer in play, the lock is removed. But since the deletion was due to the wish corruption, it too returns, leading to a feedback loop that destroys all computer systems on the planet. I wish to be able to get my hands on the Fulmin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Loza03 said: Granted, but the post with the wish is deleted accidentally. Since the wish is no longer in play, the lock is removed. But since the deletion was due to the wish corruption, it too returns, leading to a feedback loop that destroys all computer systems on the planet. I wish to be able to get my hands on the Fulmin. granted you lucked out this time because I don't know what a Fulmin is I wish that I could time travel with know consequences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 29 minutes ago, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted you lucked out this time because I don't know what a Fulmin is I wish that I could time travel with know consequences Granted, the consequences are made known to you. Every maddening alteration you make to the course of all of time is streamed into your mind constantly. I wish I could stop procrastinating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 28 minutes ago, Loza03 said: Granted, the consequences are made known to you. Every maddening alteration you make to the course of all of time is streamed into your mind constantly. I wish I could stop procrastinating. granted you stop procrastinating and start getting all your work done until you run out of work to do and go insane with boredom I wish i didn't have anxiety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullOfSodiumChloride Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 On 2019-05-22 at 6:16 PM, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted you stop procrastinating and start getting all your work done until you run out of work to do and go insane with boredom I wish i didn't have anxiety Granted but now you have crippling depression. I wish to be the most popular person and no you don't get to kill all other humans or transfer them somewhere away from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)UpgradeAcorn989 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Just now, FullOfSodiumChloride said: Granted but now you have crippling depression. I wish to be the most popular person and no you don't get to kill all other humans or transfer them somewhere away from me. granted you are deemed too popular and you are sent into the sun I wish for the jovian concord on consoles to have no bugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullOfSodiumChloride Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 Just now, (XB1)UpgradeAcorn989 said: granted you are deemed too popular and you are sent into the sun I wish for the jovian concord on consoles to have no bugs granted but it's due to jovian concord never arriving to console i wish that this conversation never ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, FullOfSodiumChloride said: granted but it's due to jovian concord never arriving to console i wish that this conversation never ends. Granted. You are stuck in an eternal time loop repeating the same conversation without death. I wish that WF players stop being allergic to good game design (i.e. Fulmin's two modes having different roles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullOfSodiumChloride Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Loza03 said: Granted. You are stuck in an eternal time loop repeating the same conversation without death. I wish that WF players stop being allergic to good game design (i.e. Fulmin's two modes having different roles) Granted. They also become positive and acceptive of bad game design(e.g. Hema research) I wish for you to wait for me because right now i gotta go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 1 minute ago, FullOfSodiumChloride said: Granted. They also become positive and acceptive of bad game design(e.g. Hema research) I wish for you to wait for me because right now i gotta go. Granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loza03 Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 2 hours ago, FullOfSodiumChloride said: Granted. They also become positive and acceptive of bad game design(e.g. Hema research) I wish for you to wait for me because right now i gotta go. 2 hours ago, Loza03 said: Granted. However I do not wait for you the full time. I wish that I could have more patience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaDiaFox Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Loza03 said: However I do not wait for you the full time. I wish that I could have more patience. Granted, your brain functions slow to a near stop while you sit and stare at a wall, not realizing you life pass you by. I wish for something that would make the next person to reply extremely happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldnacpeek Posted May 29, 2019 Share Posted May 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, RaDiaFox said: I wish for something that would make the next person to reply extremely happy. Granted, thank you very much, but it comes at the cost of you being hit with a swordfish to the face every time you open a door for the rest of your life I wish I could make dust go away permanently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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