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8 hours ago, 6Sanity9x said:

I wish to not be bored.

Granted, but only for a minute.

 

I wish for an army of Domestik Drones to fight along side me in missions.

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7 hours ago, WH1735S0W said:

Granted, but only for a minute.

 

I wish for an army of Domestik Drones to fight along side me in missions.

Granted, but they only work against normal ALAD V

I wish to have immortality

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1 hour ago, 6Sanity9x said:

Granted, but they only work against normal ALAD V

I wish to have immortality

Granted. You get infested. You'll never die because your pattern and mind is forever consumed into the infested multitude, just like Jordas.

 

I wish to be able to understand the Infestations lore.

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21 minutes ago, Loza03 said:

Granted. You get infested. You'll never die because your pattern and mind is forever consumed into the infested multitude, just like Jordas.

 

I wish to be able to understand the Infestations lore.

Sure. Have fun reading the lore in Latin!

I wish Cressa Tal was my real life big sister.

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6 minutes ago, (NSW)MasterJ93 said:

Sure. Have fun reading the lore in Latin!

I wish Cressa Tal was my real life big sister.

Granted, but she doesn't talk, can't hear and see.

I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted.

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24 minutes ago, (NSW)MasterJ93 said:

Sure. Have fun reading the lore in Latin!

*LAUGHS IN LATIN GCSE*

20 minutes ago, 6Sanity9x said:

I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted.

Granted. Literally nothing happens. 

 

I wish for a mantaur. Half man, half another man.

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4 hours ago, Loza03 said:

I wish for a mantaur. Half man, half another man.

Granted, however its the WWF Wrestler.

mantas.jpg

 

I wish for Nidus prime.

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11 hours ago, WH1735S0W said:

I wish for Nidus prime.

Granted, you are somehow transported to the Warframe world and captured by the Orokin, used as the human host for the first prototype of Nidus Prime.

 

I wish for Warframe floofs in-game.

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3 hours ago, Gamma745 said:

Granted, you are somehow transported to the Warframe world and captured by the Orokin, used as the human host for the first prototype of Nidus Prime.

 

I wish for Warframe floofs in-game.

Granted indeed, but they each costs 370 platinum, and subsequently increase the lag threshold of your game to 1fps. [never seeing 2fps again] [3000 ping ratio]

 

I wish i had control of all the cheese in the world

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2 hours ago, (PS4)Tomplexthis said:

Granted indeed, but they each costs 370 platinum, and subsequently increase the lag threshold of your game to 1fps. [never seeing 2fps again] [3000 ping ratio]

 

I wish i had control of all the cheese in the world

Granted. Everything that produces any kind of milk, including non-dairy milk such as coconuts and almonds, becomes sentient, mobile and incredibly hostile towards you, seeking to destroy you.

 

I wish for adventure.

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1 hour ago, Loza03 said:

Granted. Everything that produces any kind of milk, including non-dairy milk such as coconuts and almonds, becomes sentient, mobile and incredibly hostile towards you, seeking to destroy you.

 

I wish for adventure.

Granted, you are magically transported to a cows anus for 100 years of adventuring. 

 

I wish for a left shoe that can talk.

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Granted. Your left shoe now talks, but it won't stop talking, even if you tell it to shut up. It is also indestructible, and will never leave your foot. 

 

I wish I had at least 20 Limbo relic sets. 

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57 minutes ago, (XB1)not keremal said:

Granted. Your left shoe now talks, but it won't stop talking, even if you tell it to shut up. It is also indestructible, and will never leave your foot. 

 

I wish I had at least 20 Limbo relic sets.  

Granted. However, the desire sensor has noticed what you want, and you didn't pet the poogie. You receive fang prime parts from the relics.

 

I wish for Zephyr and Atlas to be more useful.

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3 hours ago, Loza03 said:

Granted. However, the desire sensor has noticed what you want, and you didn't pet the poogie. You receive fang prime parts from the relics.

 

I wish for Zephyr and Atlas to be more useful.

Granted, however, all other warframes become massively nerfed and useless.

I wish to have 300 non corrupted wishes

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1 minute ago, 6Sanity9x said:

Granted, however, all other warframes become massively nerfed and useless.

I wish to have 300 non corrupted wishes

Granted. However, you are put in 300 imminently dangerous situations that can only be escaped via wishes, and you cannot wish to remove the dangers.

 

I wish for infinite toilet paper.

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6 hours ago, Loza03 said:

Granted. However, you are put in 300 imminently dangerous situations that can only be escaped via wishes, and you cannot wish to remove the dangers.

 

I wish for infinite toilet paper.

Granted.
Toilet paper fills up the entirety of the universe. Every nook, cranny and corner is filled up by toilet paper. Due to the infinite mass of the toilet paper, all life, current and future, becomes crushed by the sheer force of the toilet paper. As a result, the universe population diminishes entirely. Top that, Thanos. 

 

I wish I could eat chocolate without needing milk.

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3 hours ago, (XB1)not keremal said:

Granted.
Toilet paper fills up the entirety of the universe. Every nook, cranny and corner is filled up by toilet paper. Due to the infinite mass of the toilet paper, all life, current and future, becomes crushed by the sheer force of the toilet paper. As a result, the universe population diminishes entirely. Top that, Thanos. 

 

I wish I could eat chocolate without needing milk.

Granted... but you still need some kind of liquid in order to eat it... and orange juice will literally be your only opinion. Without sugar.

I wish I had a real life Iron Man suit (specifically the one from Avengers: Infinity War; can’t remember the name of the suit).

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5 hours ago, (NSW)MasterJ93 said:

Granted... but you still need some kind of liquid in order to eat it... and orange juice will literally be your only opinion. Without sugar.

I wish I had a real life Iron Man suit (specifically the one from Avengers: Infinity War; can’t remember the name of the suit).

Granted, you can use the suit and use everything it can have. However, you cannot become Tony Stark.

I wish I had a spaceship.

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40 minutes ago, 6Sanity9x said:

I wish I had a spaceship.

Granted, but its so incredibly small you can only sit in the pilot seat with your face shoved against the glass, and it only goes as fast as a moped.

I wish to never need sleep again!

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14 minutes ago, WellIHopeThisOneWorks said:

Granted, but its so incredibly small you can only sit in the pilot seat with your face shoved against the glass, and it only goes as fast as a moped.

I wish to never need sleep again!

Granted, you will, however, suffer from effects of insomnia and ultimately become insane and mental instable.

 

I wish I could speak Japanese

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11 minutes ago, 6Sanity9x said:

Granted, you will, however, suffer from effects of insomnia and ultimately become insane and mental instable.

 

I wish I could speak Japanese

Granted. 
You instantaneously learn the Japanese language. Once you're outside in (wherever), you begin to say that you know Japanese. However, the people you tell look at you with an odd expression. You can't understand what they're saying. All they hear is: 
"Ohayou gozaimasu! Ore wa nihongo de hanashimasu yo!"

I wish to be more focused on tasks at hand.

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24 minutes ago, (XB1)not keremal said:

Granted. 
You instantaneously learn the Japanese language. Once you're outside in (wherever), you begin to say that you know Japanese. However, the people you tell look at you with an odd expression. You can't understand what they're saying. All they hear is: 
"Ohayou gozaimasu! Ore wa nihongo de hanashimasu yo!"

I wish to be more focused on tasks at hand.

Granted. The tasks at hand include all normal bodily functions.

 

I wish for my room to be a bit cooler at night so I can sleep better.

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6 hours ago, Loza03 said:

Granted. The tasks at hand include all normal bodily functions.

 

I wish for my room to be a bit cooler at night so I can sleep better.

Granted, but your room is now a cryopod.

I wish Netflix would stop taking good shows off their lineup.

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40 minutes ago, CephalonDizzy said:

Granted, but your room is now a cryopod.

I wish Netflix would stop taking good shows off their lineup.

Granted. However, classic movies will still continue to disappear from Netflix's list. 

I wish I could do extremely complex math in a decillionth of a nanosecond. 

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15 minutes ago, (XB1)not keremal said:

I wish I could do extremely complex math in a decillionth of a nanosecond. 

Granted, but there's a cooldown period of 10,000 years.

 

I wish I had abs

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