WTB - Lenz Riven with -Damage

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Yep. Negative damage. Ideally -100% damage. I want this hideous thing to deal literally zero damage.

 

Positive stats that I'd love:
+Fire Rate
+Projectile Speed (ohgodyes)
+Reload Speed
+Status Duration
+Ammo Max

Positive stats that I'd hate with a fiery passion:
+Zoom
(if it isn't -100% damage) +Elements
(if it isn't -100% damage) +Multishot
(if it isn't -100% damage) +Crit Chance
(if it isn't -100% damage) +Crit Damage

 

Shoot me an offer if you've got something roughly fitting this description. I care about the -100% damage the most, by far.