DrRandom7 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Forget what everyone says about it being a conspiracy, these people read cereal box newspapers and don't know what they're talking about. No, clearly something more sinister is at work here. Have you realised how the last boss was a robot? That flies? And also happens to shoot rockets? It all makes sense now, the reason the drops have been so odd lately is due to nothing but the RNG God manifesting itself as a potato powered microwave oven for children. It's the only logical explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darksolgamer Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 How do I know YOU'RE not the microwave oven trying to fool me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrRandom7 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Share Posted August 11, 2013 How do I know YOU'RE not the microwave oven trying to fool me? I drink water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSuzumeX Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 (edited) I drink water. How do I know your'e not a waterproofed microwave Edited August 11, 2013 by XSuzumeX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrRandom7 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Share Posted August 11, 2013 How do I know your'e not a waterproof microwave I'm plugged into a socket. Wait. NO IM NOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XSuzumeX Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 I'm plugged into a socket. Wait. NO IM NOT. Im watching you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrRandom7 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Share Posted August 11, 2013 Pfft, you can't watch me forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlicyDrink Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 He will if he doesn't want his popcorn to burn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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