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You Owe Me (Nef Anyo's parody of "Your Welcome")


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You see a dark empty room. A single corpus without a helmet is strapped to a chair lit by a spotlight as he slowly awakes from unconsciousness. He looks around and see a door open. A large figure is in the doorway. The figure gets closer and closer until he comes into the light. 

 

Nef Anyo starts to speak:

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here

You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange

You don't even know how you feel

It's adorable!

Well, it's nice to see the indebted never change

Give me your wealth, let's begin

Yes, it's really me, Nef Anyo: breathe it in!

I know it's a lot: the beard, the bod!

But you’re staring at the Profit God

What can I say except “You Owe me”

Your house, your car, your land

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, Don’t worry,

I’ve already got a payment plan!

Hey!

What has two thumbs that gambled too much

When you were all drunk and such

This guy! *(Nef points at corpus)*

I’ll send you somewhere cold and down below

It’s called Fortuna, yo

Oh, also I checked with your boss

You owe me!

He says he’s going really miss you

Also I cleaned your accounts

You owe me!

To pay some debt and see what’s true

So what can I say except “you owe me”

For all that I’ve done for you

There's no need tithe, just writhe,

You owe me!

Gotta get my payments somehow

You owe me!

You owe me!

Well, come to think of it

Bud, honestly I can go on and on

I can explain all the wrong you’ve done

The chips, the cash, the plat

That was you just messing around

I killed for less

But here you are

You’re so lucky Id offer a cigar

What's the lesson

What is the take-away

Don't take from Nef when you cant pay straight-away

And the all the workers in the mines

Are there solely for their fines

Look where I've done

I make sure payments are happening

Look at me  while I just keep on laughin

Well, anyway let me say you owe me

For the robotics you’ll soon come to have

Hey, just remember how much

You owe me

But, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's my day to say You Owe me

'Cause I'm gonna need your stash

Im building my empire,

You owe me,

'Cause Nef can do everything but print cash

You Owe me

You Owe me

And thank you!

 

 

**Afterthoughts**

This idea just popped into my head while I was working (I work retail, so I have a lot of time on my hands while I stock shelves and such to think). I hope you enjoy it. Yes, I know it might not sound perfect, but I think it gets the rhythm and stuff rather right. thank you for reading.

 
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47 minutes ago, (PS4)CommanderC2121 said:

You see a dark empty room. A single corpus without a helmet is strapped to a chair lit by a spotlight as he slowly awakes from unconsciousness. He looks around and see a door open. A large figure is in the doorway. The figure gets closer and closer until he comes into the light. 

 

Nef Anyo starts to speak:

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here

You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange

You don't even know how you feel

It's adorable!

Well, it's nice to see the indebted never change

Give me your wealth, let's begin

Yes, it's really me, Nef Anyo: breathe it in!

I know it's a lot: the beard, the bod!

But you’re staring at the Profit God

What can I say except “You Owe me”

Your house, your car, your land

Hey, it's okay, it's okay, Don’t worry,

I’ve already got a payment plan!

Hey!

What has two thumbs that gambled too much

When you were all drunk and such

This guy! *(Nef points at corpus)*

I’ll send you somewhere cold and down below

It’s called Fortuna, yo

Oh, also I checked with your boss

You owe me!

He says he’s going really miss you

Also I cleaned your accounts

You owe me!

To pay some debt and see what’s true

So what can I say except “you owe me”

For all that I’ve done for you

There's no need tithe, just writhe,

You owe me!

Gotta get my payments somehow

You owe me!

You owe me!

Well, come to think of it

Bud, honestly I can go on and on

I can explain all the wrong you’ve done

The chips, the cash, the plat

That was you just messing around

I killed for less

But here you are

You’re so lucky Id offer a cigar

What's the lesson

What is the take-away

Don't take from Nef when you cant pay straight-away

And the all the workers in the mines

Are there solely for their fines

Look where I've done

I make sure payments are happening

Look at me  while I just keep on laughin

Well, anyway let me say you owe me

For the robotics you’ll soon come to have

Hey, just remember how much

You owe me

But, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's my day to say You Owe me

'Cause I'm gonna need your stash

Im building my empire,

You owe me,

'Cause Nef can do everything but print cash

You Owe me

You Owe me

And thank you!

 

 

**Afterthoughts**

This idea just popped into my head while I was working (I work retail, so I have a lot of time on my hands while I stock shelves and such to think). I hope you enjoy it. Yes, I know it might not sound perfect, but I think it gets the rhythm and stuff rather right. thank you for reading.

 

Oh you’ve crossed a line tenno and by the void you’ll regret it.

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