[New Contest: Carol of the Tenno]

Song name:

    Alad V got run over by a Valkyr

Original:

  Grandma got run over by a Reindeer by Randy Brooks

 

 

 

Song: 

Spoiler

Alad V got run over by a Valkyr

Flying home from our ship Tennobaum eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Baro,

But as for me and Darvo, we believe.

 

He'd been drinking too much Grokdrul,

And we'd begged him not to go.

But he forgot his medication,

And he staggered through the door into the hall.

 

When they found him Tennobaum morning,

At the scene of the attack.

He had claw marks on his forehead,

And incriminating Orvius marks on his back.

 

Alad V got run over by a Valkyr,

Walking home from our house Tennobaum eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Baro,

But as for me and Darvo, we believe.

 

Now were all so proud of Darvo

He's been takin' this so well

See him in there watchin' Conclave

Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Maroo

 

It's not Tennobaum without Alad

All the family's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

 

Alad V got run over by a Valkyr,

Walking home from our house Tennobaum eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Baro,

But as for me and Darvo, we believe.

 

Now the Condroc is on the table

And the pudding made of Kuaka

And a blue and silver Ayatan Star

That would just have matched the hair in Alad's wig

 

I've warned all the Tenno and Ostron

Better watch out for yourselves

They should never give a license

To a man who hides in shadow and plays with Sand

 

Alad V got run over by a Valkyr,

Walking home from our house Tennobaum eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Baro,

But as for me and Darvo, we believe.

 

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