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Chef_Lu_Bu

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  1. 13 minutes ago, SeaUrchins said:

    I am fine with checking and stunlocks, turtles camping at their own goals and leading to less goals and less reputation per match are cancer though.

    Score instead of turtling: more goals = more reputation, you don't lose anything if your team scores less. Play for the score and for the fun.

    Some people like to play to win, not so everyone can get a commendation medal.

  2. 24 minutes ago, Eaol said:

    I was marked by Zanuka once over the history of Warframe, back when I began playing in 2013 (roughly).  I finally got rid of the mark a month or two ago with a Zanuka beacon - I'd been marked by Zanuka for literally years and never saw it.  But that could be more of a bug than anything.

    Yeah I think Zanuka marked me forever ago.

  3. 23 minutes ago, Xaentrick said:

    These generally sound interesting, though the lantern shield seems rather silly. I think they could make some interesting additions to the current arsenal. Been working on a few ideas myself. Though they are babased on mining machinery and tools.

    Not gonna lie though, saw the name of the poster and half expected a cutlery pun or item in the lineup.

    I'll be honest, I had to hold back from posting a meat cleaver on principle. That said, I'd love to hear your mining machinery ideas. The Lantern Shield reminds me of a pile driver, and how that could be incorporated into a shield with a counter mechanic.

  4. Flails/Chigiriki

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    Handled weapons with a chain on one end and a "de-brainer" on the other. Spiked or otherwise. Maybe even a "laser flail" for those of you who enjoy weapons made of hardlight. Could also have a version that upgraded to a kusigarama for that "extra" weeb flair.

     

    Shotel

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    This sweet piece of piercing metal is designed to go around a shield and hit the enemy right in the ol pee-pee maker(kidneys) or the Indiana Jones spot(temple). An interesting weapon visually, the shotel gives a lot of room for fancy designs and fancier lasers.  We could also make due with a Khopesh or a scimitar-only stances instead of the machete ones the nami gets(vomit).

    finally

    THE LANTERN SHIELD. 

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    Say you want to block an attack while gutting one opponent and shooting another all while looking stylish and fashion frame as f*ck. Enter the Lantern Shield. This sleek piece of medieval engineering offered everything but power steering, all while managing to look like something a clock-work robot would take into battle. Surely the most fantastic of all ancient melee weapons ever invented.  Also, peep that styling crushed velvet interior. Sleek, deadly and fashionable.

     

  5. 4 hours ago, Dewsitine said:

    Mr. chef,

     For when making pizza dough, how do people add flavor to them? Do they add the flavor with the other ingredients or after the dough has been formed shaped and panned?

    Edit: Also I think it might do it around a Canadian holiday or possibly the 4th of July for the United States players. If any it will be back for Halloween or winter.

    Most of the flavor is going to come from your sauce and your toppings. If you want flavor from the crust, consider working some herbs and garlic butter into it right before throwing it in the oven.

  6. Ash - Whispy McBroodyface

    Atlas - Muscles McGillicutty

    Banshee - Sean Cassidy

    Chroma - Uggles

    Ember - Hot Pants

    Equinox - Who?

    Excalibur - Mr Vanilla

    Frost - Freezebruh

    Hydroid - Wethands

    Inaros - Dingly bits

    Ivara - Faceflaps

    Limbo - Tophat

    Loki - Sh*tlord McDoesnthelp

    Mag - Yoinks

    Mesa - Cowgirl

    Mirage - Tentacle Porn

    Nekros - Sasuke

    Nezha - baby wheels

    Nova - The boringnator

    Nyx - Seamus

    Oberon - Carpets Deluxe

    Rhino - Fatty

    Saryn - Boss &#! b*tch

    Trinity - Ambulance

    Valkyr - Tilde Godmode

    Vaubun - Clownshoes

    Wukong - Hellboy Dogs

    Zephyr - Respeck Birdman

     

  7. 16 hours ago, Deshiel said:

    Silly as this sounds. Many games with character selection or creation offer all kinds of human shapes and sizes to help you find the look you want. Some people are larger than the other. Some are small. If the other waframes can be well built or insanely skiny, why is there no "large" frame? 

    Should the game add some big lad to our arsenal to represent the wastly ignored part of humanity or should it continue staying away from them?

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    this picture was inserted by the time page 4 was up.

    I don't think it needs a fat frame, I do think it needs a bulkier, perhaps squatter frame. Something like an olympic wrestler or maybe a Zangief grappler frame.

  8. HI, I'M CHEF LU BU. YOU MIGHT REMEMBER ME FROM SUCH THREADS AS "TONKOR, THE EXPLOSIVE TOY FOR KIDS" AND "WHO STOLE MY KUBROW'S TEETH". I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHY WE NEED ANOTHER COOKING CONTEST. MY POINTS ARE THREE AND THUS:

     

    1. CAUSE I SAID SO, AND CAUSE NOW THAT THE OPERATORS ARE AWAKE, THEY GOTTA EAT.

    2. CAUSE COOKING IS THE GREATEST OF MAN'S INVENTIONS.

    3. MY BROTHER TOOK 1ST AND 2ND IN THE LAST TWO AND IT'S TIME I PUT HIM IN HIS STUPID LOVING PLACE(UNDER ME CAUSE I'M OLDER). 

    THANKS, AND I'LL SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN(WHERE I WILL MURDER YOU!)

     

    <3 XOXOXOXO CHEF LU BU

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