[New Contest: Carol of the Tenno]

The tragedy of Baro (alternatively known as Joy to the Tenno) - to the tune of Joy to the World by Isaac Watts

 

Spoiler

Joy to the Tenno, Baro is back
His voidly goods are here
Rush to the relays, sell all those primes
Gotta hoard all those ducats
Gotta hoard all those ducats
Gotta hoard 'em, cause Baro's prices are so high

 

Oh what is this? Here come the Grineer
In their Fomorians
The cannon is charged! They're gonna blow us up!
Protect the relays!!
Protect the relays!!
Get out there, and with your archwings fight them off!

 

Trapped by zeplens, oh what a pain
I wasn't fast enough

And there goes my squad, not trapped unlike me
Let me out of this bubble!
Let me out of this bubble!
I'm just here to speed farm this Grineer alert

 

Now they are gone! Back to Baro!
New parts for fashionframe!

And if I can afford, perhaps a mod or two.

Wait where has Baro gone?
Wait where has Baro gone?
Oh come on! I need to wait another two weeks?

 

(p.s. not a dig at baro prices)

 

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