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Mr.ElevenXI
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Blue moon,

Now I'm no longer alone,

Without a dream in my heart,

Without a love of my own.

(HERESY!!!!)

 

I mean, I've listened to others.

 

My Way, New York, The Way You Look, etc.

 

INB4 those are all the popular ones.

*Looks like a Velour*

 

I have a problem.

 

*slays with a Zweihander*

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W-what happened?

I uhh...

 

Have been traveling universes and multiverses and stuff.

 

I landed into one where you were a maid or something, and someone there turned me into Velour.

*slays with a Zweihander*

*reforms*

 

I'M NOT ACTUALLY A WAIFU, DAMMIT.

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To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day,

Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say,

No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip,

For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,

Big iron on his hip.

 

It was early in the morning when he rode into the town.
He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around.
"He's an outlaw loose and running," came the whisper from each lip,
"And he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip."
Big iron on his hip.

 

You haven't showed up yet in that universe.

 

*slays you again*

 

In the mean time can you rub my tail?

 

*slays you once more*

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