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Ok, we have railguns, hellspawn, hellfire, a general who is charismatic as hell and a damn good shot, and several thousand XCOM Elites. On the flipside, we have nothing that can kill or severely injure angelic beings, and several million XCOM rookies.

Gods help us all. Bring on your worst, Siub.

*Calls the Nerevarine and the Dovahkiin for cavalry*

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Ohohoho, the Nerevarine... the Dovahkiin... excellent choices, Ghost. I believe you have finally acquired warriors of the same legendary caliber as my own--but it will not be enough!

 

My Zhirrzh warriors have one of the best space forces in existence, with their nearly indestructible hulls and powerful lasers. As Mand'alor te Atin, I have the loyalty of hundreds of Mandalorian warriors, who are the best commandos and field officers to be found in any world. And I have recently recruited the Fremen of Arrakis--finer linemen could not be had. Add in the Nephalem, and the Knights Radiant (led by Kaladin, of course) as living heavy weapons... Hoid's magic for support, and assassinations by Szeth to sow discord and chaos... and the leadership and coordination provided by Tyrael (a general unrivaled)... and more flock to my banner with every passing moment!

 

It does not look good for you, my friend. Surrender! Pledge loyalty to me, and I will even let you keep your position as a ruler in my empire. None need die for a forgone conclusion!

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Hmmm...direct combat specialists and exceptional tacticians, backed by generals who inspire loyalty and courage in allies and fear in enemies. Indeed a winning combination, under the right circumstances.
It appears I need to bring in some stealth specialists, or perhaps a horde of militaristic locusts.
*Calls Kamal Re'x the Abductor, Nufai the Skinwalker, The Founder, Mirabel and Viktor, Vertigo, Orlok the Eternal and Prince Zessus*

 

Should probably start working on those Flow nodes. Oh! I forgot someone!

*Calls up Kane, asking for some assistance*

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Hmmm... well, as it happens I have gained some additional troops of my own--I knew it was only a matter of time before Tyrael's allegiance brought the rest of the High Heavens my way.

Imperius, Archangel of Valor:

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Auriel, Archangel of Hope:

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Itherael, Archangel of Fate:

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And heck, the threat you present has even brought Malthael, Angel of Death, around to my side:

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I don't trust him, and we'll probably have to deal with him once we've subdued you... but he and his Reapers are too useful, in the meantime.

 

Now I just have to see about recruiting a few other... ninjas ;)

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Wonder if Dr McNinja is available for some mercenary work.
*Quickly hires Ash, Loki, Rhino, Banshee, Nekros, Nova, Vauban, Trinity, Oberon, Nyx, Mag, Excalibur and Valkyr*
That should be all the ones who could put a significant crimp in any of my damn fine plans.
*Proceeds to purchase several thousand pairs of Rocket Pants in case me and my army needs no Junior Birdman the hell outta there*

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It's too bad for you, Ghost, that I went straight to the source and negotiated a deal with the Lotus. You might have your few, but I wonder how long they will stay with you when all of their fellows are allied with me.

 

I've also recruited Judgement, Pure, Ryoku, and Phalanx--blind warrior monks whose skills with a blade are unmatched by even the Tenno.

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Good news! I fear not your phasic weaponry :D Why, you might ask?

 

Well, it just so happens that I contacted the Protoss Hierarch asking their aid against my terrible and fearsome foe (that's you, Ghost333). Alas, Artanis would not commit troops to either of us; he felt he could not ask his people to die in service to a foreign power, however just my cause. Not so soon after their own struggles, and in preparation for an upcoming campaign. He did, however, provide me with advanced shielding for the Zhirrzh hexes, and some tactical units for the protection of key bases and supply lines.

 

Fortunately, my other diplomatic mission went somewhat better. The Covenant, freed from the lies and manipulations of their so-called Prophets, has ever been a staunch ally of mankind--as we are to them. When I described your rebellion, they immediately saw the core of the problem, and my request-- and they equally quickly agreed to field a supplementary force led by the Sangheili in my support. More, their vast war machine allowed them to quickly churn out personal shields for the entirety of my force--along with active camouflage, jetpacks, and overshields for key units.

 

Things are looking well for me. I should start thinking about selecting a title--as regent of such a large realm, I need something appropriately dramatic... perhaps a little ominous, to discourage crossing me...

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And I rise from the ashes with my invincible army! Zhirrzh ceramic layered with Covenant and Protoss shields does wonders >:D

 

I declare victory, and myself regent of this realm! From hence forth, my empire shall be known as the Imperial Silentium, and I shall be the Silent King!

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