(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *rips keyboard (and possibly a few teeth) out of your mouth before dodging and slamming keyboard into the back of your head**regrows teeth like a shark* *your keyboard is now shredded and......the buttons are sticky* *bites into your leg and rips a chunk of flesh off* *grabs it while Ultra is down**uses the power of re-retcon and grabs it first* *slams into into Deads eye* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 (edited) *snatches it and stabs it through Deadsirius's clavicle* *grabs your arm and breaks it over knee* *grabs RAM with other hand* *regrows teeth like a shark* *your keyboard is now shredded and......the buttons are sticky* *bites into your leg and rips a chunk of flesh off* *uses the power of re-retcon and grabs it first* *slams into into Deads eye* Resorting to godmod, huh? People only do that when they can't win otherwise. ... what flesh? Edited January 13, 2016 by DeadSirius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *grabs your arm and breaks it over knee* *grabs RAM with other hand* Resorting to godmod, huh? People only do that when they can't win otherwise. *slaps Dead in the face with broken arm* *stick hands into his chest rips Deads Clavicle out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *slaps Dead in the face with broken arm* Wouldn't that hurt you more than me? Come on, you're getting boring. *catches arm and uses it's momentum to throw you over my shoulder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Stop slapping ur selves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Stop slapping ur selves *slaps Nyx* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Wouldn't that hurt you more than me? Come on, you're getting boring. *catches arm and uses it's momentum to throw you over my shoulder* *redirects momentum* and gets out of racoon form into normal size healed* *cracks knuckels* *grins* *before you know it I'm right in front of you and a monitor is broken over your face* *waits for you to get up*Stop slapping ur selves*slaps nix aswell* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *redirects momentum* and gets out of racoon form into normal size healed* *cracks knuckels* *grins* *before you know it I'm right in front of you and a monitor is broken over your face* *waits for you to get up* *slaps nix aswell* *brushes off monitor* ow? *grabs your leg and pulls you down with me, before reaching for cable and wrapping it around your neck* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *brushes off monitor* ow? *grabs your leg and pulls you down with me, before reaching for cable and wrapping it around your neck* How generic. *gets up with ease while your hanging on to the cable, grabs it and uses it to smack you onto the ground**waits again* *looks at watch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *grounds self and tightens cable. Begins gouging eyes with other hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *grounds self and tightens cable. Begins gouging eyes with other hand**blinks and eye turns red* *laughs* *rips cable in half with inhuman neck movement* *your hand catches aflame from touching my eye* * kicks you into the wall dismissively* *you leave and impression in the wall* I'll hand it to you, you aren't bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *slaps Nyx* wew rood *slaps nix aswell* Who's Nix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 wew rood Who's Nix? Your long forgotten twin sister. *slaps nyx into walls* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Your long forgotten twin sister. *slaps nyx into walls* my wha-? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 my wha-?*puts box over your head* You didn't hear anything. *pats box head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *blinks and eye turns red* *laughs* *rips cable in half with inhuman neck movement* *your hand catches aflame from touching my eye* * kicks you into the wall dismissively* *you leave and impression in the wall* I'll hand it to you, you aren't bad. Ugh, so cliche. Surely you could have gone with something somewhat original. *hand covering melts off* What a shame, I don't have time to get this fixed. *rips beam out of the wall and charges at full speed, impaling you with it before you can blink* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Ugh, so cliche. Surely you could have gone with something somewhat original. *hand covering melts off* What a shame, I don't have time to get this fixed. *rips beam out of the wall and charges at full speed, impaling you with it before you can blink* *doesn't react* *is completely fine* Well cliche is kinda my thing you know....releasing restriction three ..... *the lights go off and the room is pitch black* *red mist forms everywhere* *im bringing back MK Alucard K11* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *doesn't react* *is completely fine* Well cliche is kinda my thing you know....releasing restriction three ..... *the lights go off and the room is pitch black* *red mist forms everywhere* All this drama over a stick of RAM, why don't you just download a few off the internet? *walks up during your dramatic cutscene and tears out your vital organs, goes home, and cooks them for dinner* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 All this drama over a stick of RAM, why don't you just download a few off the internet? *walks up during your dramatic cutscene and tears out your vital organs, goes home, and cooks them for dinner* *they heal while you are tearing them out and the the impaled foreign object is crushed and absorbed* Was that it...I didn't even get the chance to fight....boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *they heal while you are tearing them out and the the impaled foreign object is crushed and absorbed* Was that it...I didn't even get the chance to fight....boring. Not the kind of wood I thought you ate... You had your chance, but you bored me to death. I can only take so much overcompensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 Not the kind of wood I thought you ate... You had your chance, but you bored me to death. I can only take so much overcompensation. No I strictly eat birch...you Oak jackasses can never get enough can you? Your limit is tiny and weak, and the steroytipical cliche's that you threw out rivaled mine...I don't know weather to kill or compliment you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead10ck Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 I don't know weather to kill or compliment you. I don't get a lot of natural disasters up here, most of them are human made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 i have seen sharper martial artist hands. K11 is just two numbers off to become a doge KIlling would be a waste of a tiny amount energy. *takes all of the stuff while you are gone* And I didn't even have to kill him...works every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NyxCrab Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *puts box over your head* You didn't hear anything. *pats box head* *falls asleep in box and then irl* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)MK Ultra K11 Posted January 13, 2016 Share Posted January 13, 2016 *falls asleep in box and then irl**is suddenly in the box as well* Sup. *waves at* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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