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Mr.ElevenXI
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I EMERGE VICTORIOUS!

And free from the hashtags.

And also, sorry but I destroyed the chair.

Wha- you monster! Mr. Aura is going to be not at all pleased with your actions. Mark my words, there will be repercussions for what you have done!

 

*shuffles through papers*

 

 Ah, here it is. If you could turn to page three paragraph five of the agreement I shall read what it has to say. "Destruction Clause: If the chair is found damaged to the point of being unusable, the persons responsible must yield to Legolegend144 the sum of one human soul. If the soul is not obtained within 48 hours of damaging the chair, the person whosoever signs this agreement forfeits their life. The body will not be delivered to the family and will instead come under control of this authority."

 

You currently have 36 hours to deliver the soul. I'd recommend starting as soon as possible.

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For too long the human race has ignored the signs
Your planet is nearing destruction
Salvation is reserved for those who pass the tests
If you survive, an elevated existence awaits
Initiate phase one
Power up the bass cannon

Edited by ghostwarrior47
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Ah screw it, I can't be bothered to read three more pages (since 206)

I HAVE RETURNED.

Apparently I'm not the only ghost from the past. 

Ba dum tsh.

M-my chair.

My glorious chair.

I swear I will never sit on anything again. 

...

Except maybe a giant beanbag.

 

Edited by LukeAura
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