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That's alright. You go get yourself cleaned off, I'll take care of this ..

*when you come back, the couch is as spotless as it was before the lewding occurred*

 

*returns shirtless*

 

Heh, had a small accident and my coat got on fire.

 

Oh well, I should've brought some here.

 

 

Oooh, nice.

 

Thanks.

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*but alas, there was no moaning*

*only silence*

*all Verdict felt was emptiness*

 

See what you did to Verdict, Reliant?

 

 

You don't just put your drill all the way in someone and put them aside like that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(A-hue.)

*sigh*

 

Nevermind.

 

What?

 

You want a date with that couch?

 

 

Hue.

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See what you did to Verdict, Reliant?

 

 

You don't just put your drill all the way in someone and put them aside like that.

 

Yeah, right.

 

I don't think the one with the lava-nipples was into the same things as Verdict.

 

What?

 

You want a date with that couch?

 

 

Hue.

 

I'unno.

 

Would you date someone that didn't talk, had no emotions, couldn't move on their own, and, oh, yeah, wasn't alive?

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Yeah, right.

 

I don't think the one with the lava-nipples was into the same things as Verdict.

 

 

I'unno.

 

Would you date someone that didn't talk, had no emotions, couldn't move on their own, and, oh, yeah, wasn't alive?

 

1 - Hue.

 

2 - Who knows.

 

Maybe what got you into life also works with that one.

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But your sleep schedule...

 

Utarious?

 

With a straight sleep schedule?

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

Who knows.

 

Maybe what got you into life also works with that one.

 

I know a ritual.

 

But I don't think the couch would appreciate that.

 

Hue.

 

I suppose they are technically the same person, though.

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Anytime.

 

*sits by her and kisses her*

 

Love you.

 

*puts her head to his chest*

I know a ritual.

 

But I don't think the couch would appreciate that.

 

 

I suppose they are technically the same person, though.

 

1 - Oh well.

 

You can get one in the warehouse behind the castle if you want.

 

 

2 - Ah well.

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