TheVerdict Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) *grabs his sword and begins to spin it, leaping around the insides of the skate* Gah, where are the gunslingers when you need them... *summons ethereal copies of his swords as projectiles and shoots them around at it's vital organs* *it screams in pain and starts slowly dying* I'm not over there, silly! I'm this cloud of purple smoke here. *the cloud of purple smoke that sounds like Reliant has a smoke squid and a smoke kid attached to it's smoke face. Both are doing the same thing the previous squid and kid were doing* Edited September 7, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 If it is, I'll make sure to give it back. Oh no, it's alright. I'll be fine. *it screams in pain and starts slowly dying* *the cloud of purple smoke that sounds like Reliant has a smoke squid and a smoke kid attached to it's smoke face. Both are doing the same thing the previous squid and kid were doing* *reforms, and dissolves both the squid and the kid* Sup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 *it screams in pain and starts slowly dying* Ow, my ears! *steps in it's eye, looking outside* Holy damn, this thing is huge. I hope no one's around when it goes down... Oh wait... There was this Guinevere lady who lived nearby... I wonder if she saw anything... Oh well. *looks around inside and outside through it's eye* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 >When people recommend a mix of music and it's all just dubstep Y'all ************s need some Feint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 >When people recommend a mix of music and it's all just dubstep Y'all ************s need some Feint. Nah. Caravan Palace. Alestorm. Greenskeepers. Scrub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 *reforms, and dissolves both the squid and the kid* Sup. Opposite of down.*a normal squid and kid jumps to your face and they do you-know-what* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Opposite of down. *a normal squid and kid jumps to your face and they do you-know-what* *dissolves the both of them* Right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Ow, my ears! *steps in it's eye, looking outside* Holy damn, this thing is huge. I hope no one's around when it goes down... Oh wait... There was this Guinevere lady who lived nearby... I wonder if she saw anything... Oh well. *looks around inside and outside through it's eye* *the colossal skate collapses and dies**Gunslict comes riding in on her bionic horse to check on the dead body* What happened here...? *dissolves the both of them* Right. What do you wanna do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) *the colossal skate collapses and dies* *Gunslict comes riding in on her bionic horse to check on the dead body* What happened here...? Oh... *notices blood surge coming from it's insiders* *takes a few steps back and runs forward, cutting the skate's eye open and leaping out of it as blood comes out* *lands besides her, him and his demonic sword covered in blood* Phew! Edited September 7, 2015 by Snyphurr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 What do you wanna do? Maybe look at baps. Maybe lurk. Maybe slay a dragon. Maybe possess some furniture. Maybe wink at you. Maybe be bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Oh... *notices blood surge coming from it's insiders* *takes a few steps back and runs forward, cutting the skate's eye open and leaping out of it as blood comes out* *lands besides her, him and his demonic sword covered in blood* Phew! *flips her peacemakers out of her wrists and aims them at you, through instinct*Oh, it's just you... *holsters them* What in Sam Hill were you doing inside a colossal desert skate, Mister Snyphurr? And be completely honest with me. Maybe look at baps. Maybe lurk. Maybe slay a dragon. Maybe possess some furniture. Maybe wink at you. Maybe be bored. You wanna do all those things right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Osu is killing me.. >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 You wanna do all those things right now? If you've got a plan to do all those things at once, I'm all ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 *flips her peacemakers out of her wrists and aims them at you, through instinct* Oh, it's just you... *holsters them* What in Sam Hill were you doing inside a colossal desert skate, Mister Snyphurr? And be completely honest with me. *stretches out, cleans blood of his sword and sheathes it* Well, I was just taking a walk around when it popped out of the ground and swallowed me whole. *tilts his head sideways and blood comes out of his ears* Oh wowee that thing was loud... *smells himself, feeling the stench of blood* And smelly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Oh boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Well, I've got the lurking and being bored bits down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Well, I've got the lurking and being bored bits down. Really? Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Really? Me too! That's not all too surprising, considering how much we have in common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Ooh boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 (edited) If you've got a plan to do all those things at once, I'm all ears.I would come up with a plan, but...I'm too lazy right now. *stretches out, cleans blood of his sword and sheathes it* Well, I was just taking a walk around when it popped out of the ground and swallowed me whole. *tilts his head sideways and blood comes out of his ears* Oh wowee that thing was loud... *smells himself, feeling the stench of blood* And smelly. That they are.*crouches down next to the dead colossal skate and runs her hand on it's head* These varmints tend to come back from the dead, so it's absolutely necessary... *as quick as lightning, she pulls out her silent peacemakers and shoots it's head in a specific area* That you always kill the brain. *holsters them, stands up and starts walking back to her bionic horse* (Sorry for the long delay, was busy with something.) Edited September 7, 2015 by TheVerdict Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(XBOX)Based Umpire Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Huuur duuur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Legolegend144 Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 -snip- *pokes* Are you alright? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 That they are. *crouches down next to the dead colossal skate and runs her hand on it's head* These varmints tend to come back from the dead, so that's why... *as quick as lightning, she pulls out her silent peacemakers and shoots it's head in a specific area* You must always kill the brain. *holsters them, stands up and starts walking back to her bionic horse* (Sorry for the long delay, was busy with something.) (It's fine.) Oh. I don't spend too much time around the desert, so I didn't know about that. But I'm pretty sure I dealt some blows to it's brain... But thanks for the information. Oh well. *unconsciously bites lower lip* Oh boy. Bored at work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 (It's fine.) Oh. I don't spend too much time around the desert, so I didn't know about that. But I'm pretty sure I dealt some blows to it's brain... But thanks for the information. No problem, pardner.*saddles up* You need a ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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