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*pokes*

 

Are you alright?

Oh boy.

Bored at work?

 

Bored in general, but I am finishing something for work tomorrow.

 

At least I only have to be there for a few hours.

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No problem, pardner.

*saddles up* You need a ride?

 

Uh...

 

No, thanks.

 

Would you know anywhere nearby that I could wash myself off?

 

You know, something like a lake, river, waterfall or anything with water.

 

I could just go back to Fortuna but by the time I'm there all this blood would be already dry...

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Uh...

 

No, thanks.

 

Would you know anywhere nearby that I could wash myself off?

 

You know, something like a lake, river, waterfall or anything with water.

 

I could just go back to Fortuna but by the time I'm there all this blood would be already dry...

There's a lake over yander. *points at the direction where you need to go*

It's not far from where we're standin'. Should only take you five or ten minutes to walk over there...

But are you sure you don't need a ride? Desert skates are pretty common around here and, as you already know, they ain't friendly.

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There's a lake over yander. *points at the direction where you need to go*

It's not far from where we're standin'. Should only take you five or ten minutes to walk over there...

But are you sure you don't need a ride? Desert skates are pretty common around here and, as you already know, they ain't friendly.

 

Ah, thanks...

 

I enjoy watching the view as I walk around places and I can handle the skates, but why not.

 

I'd appreciate the ride, please.

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Ah, thanks...

 

I enjoy watching the view as I walk around places and I can handle the skates, but why not.

 

I'd appreciate the ride, please.

Well, alrighty then, get on- No, wait... What am I thinkin'? You still stink, I can't have you near me...

No matter.

*shoots you with a non-harmful projectile*

Ah'll take you there via teleportation...

Wait here. Hyah! *rides to the lake on her horse*

*After she arrives, she pulls out her peacemaker and aims at the ground, pulls the trigger, and you get teleported to where she is*

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Well, alrighty then, get on- No, wait... What am I thinkin'? You still stink, I can't have you near me...

No matter.

*shoots you with a non-harmful projectile*

Ah'll take you there via teleportation...

Wait here. Hyah! *rides to the lake on her horse*

*After she arrives, she pulls out her peacemaker and aims at the ground, pulls the trigger, and you get teleported to where she is*

 

Ooh, nice.

 

I could've just done this myself, heh.

 

*spins a summoned sword on tip of his index finger and breaks it*

 

But thanks for showing me around and thanks for the ride!

 

*leaves his armor and sword behind, completely naked and walks towards the lake*

 

 

Ah, where are my manners...

 

*sits down, water covers half of his body*

 

Hello Ms.Guinevere.

 

How are you?

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You're poking him with the wrong end of the weapon.

*turns it around for you*

Now, try.

 

B-but that will kill Lego.. ;~;

 

 

P-preposterous!

 

I-I'm just concerned for people's s-safety!

 

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Ooh, nice.

 

I could've just done this myself, heh.

 

*spins a summoned sword on tip of his index finger and breaks it*

 

But thanks for showing me around and thanks for the ride!

 

*leaves his armor and sword behind, completely naked and walks towards the lake*

 

Ah, where are my manners...

 

*sits down, water covers half of his body*

 

Hello Ms.Guinevere.

 

How are you?

*as you broke your sword, she turned around and fed her bionic horse some oil. She didn't see you naked, but she does know you are naked right now*

Ah'm okay, thanks for askin'.

*polishes her horse*

P-preposterous!

 

I-I'm just concerned for people's s-safety!

Riiiight...

*pulls out a stick and waves it around your face*

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