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*touches the center of it and it adjusts itself to his body, a loud metal sound could be heard as the helmet locks itself as the last part*

 

*stretches out*

 

Something wrong with your horse?

Just a few broken parts, had to replace them.

No biggy.

*finishes her apple*

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Just a few broken parts, had to replace them.

No biggy.

*finishes her apple*

 

Ah...

 

Could you please pass this to me?

 

*his sword is laying on the ground near her*

 

 

(......)

What was that?

 

By "finishing off a bit of a list" he meant that he needed to see breasts.

 

In this case, yours.

 

(Details, heh.)

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(......)

What was that?

 

Snyphurr being Snyphurr.

 

By "finishing off a bit of a list" he meant that he needed to see breasts.

 

In this case, yours.

 

(Details, heh.)

 

I meant any baps.

 

Check the caves over there... *tilts her head towards the direction of the caves*

There are a bunch of lizards in there, some fire-breathing even.

 

Noice.

 

Have a nice day.

 

*walks off*

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1. Ah...

Could you please pass this to me? 

*his sword is laying on the ground near her*

2. By "finishing off a bit of a list" he meant that he needed to see breasts. 

In this case, yours. 

(Details, heh.)

1. Sure, no problem.

*lifts the sword up with ease, waves it around like an expert, and gives it to you*

2. Mmhmmm, right...

*sarcastically* I believe you.

*thinks of fire geckos and shivers*

(Exactly.)

Noice.

 

Have a nice day.

 

*walks off*

Make sure you kill the brains, if you don't they'll just come back to life twice as strong.
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Sure, no problem.

*lifts the sword up with ease, waves it around like an expert, and gives it to you*

Mmhmmm, right...

*sarcastically* I believe you.

 

1 - Thanks.

 

*dusts and cleans it, sheathing it on the process*

 

2 - What?

 

I try to not be but I'm that sincere.

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1. He's not wrong.

I was bored, and put that on the top of my to-do list. 

2. Fair enough.

*continues walking*

1. Oh, well, in that case, I won't show them to ya.

These %$# are sacred, gentlemen, and most importantly, they are mine.

You want to see them, you can't.... Unless one of you strikes my fancy. *she says flirtatiously*

2. Good luck!

1 - Thanks.

*dusts and cleans it, sheathing it on the process*

2 - What?

I try to not be but I'm that sincere.

1. Don't mention it.

*walks back to her horse and starts to saddle up*

2. Eh... Alright.

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Oh, well, in that case, I won't show them to ya.

These %$# are sacred, gentlemen, and most importantly, they are mine.

You want to see them, you can't.... Unless one of you strikes my fancy. *she says flirtatiously*

 

You don't need to.

 

I've seen everything I need to.

 

And I'm assuming most of that flirtation was directed to the one other person that has a torso here.

 

Good luck!

 

Thanks.

 

*drops a remote communicator, and heads into the cave*

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Oh, well, in that case, I won't show them to ya.

These %$# are sacred, gentlemen, and most importantly, they are mine.

You want to see them, you can't.... Unless one of you strikes my fancy. *she says flirtatiously*

 

*laughs a bit*

 

They're pretty good, from what I can see.

 

*laughs a bit more*

 

And ah well, even if I wanted to I believe I've no chance, heh.

 

*stretches out and yawns*

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1. You don't need to.

I've seen everything I need to.

And I'm assuming most of that flirtation was directed to the one other person that has a torso here.

2. Thanks.

*drops a remote communicator, and heads into the cave*

1. I wasn't plannin' on showin' neither of ya, anyway.

It was directed to both of you.

2. *picks the remote communicator up and tests it*

Testing, testing, over.

*laughs a bit*

They're pretty good, from what I can see.

*laughs a bit more*

And ah well, even if I wanted to I believe I've no chance, heh.

*stretches out and yawns*

*sigh of relief* Ahh, oh well...

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I wasn't plannin' on showin' neither of ya, anyway.

It was directed to both of you.

 

...

 

Well, I'm touched, I think.

 

*picks the remote communicator up and tests it*

Testing, testing, over.

 

Coming in crystal.

 

Nice.

 

Also, these lizards are pretty big pushovers.

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I wasn't plannin' on showin' neither of ya, anyway.

It was directed to both of you.

*picks the remote communicator up and tests it*

Testing, testing, over.

*sigh of relief* Ahh, oh well...

 

1 - Really?

 

I thought it was directed to the couch.

 

 

2 - Well, you're a nice lady and all, but I'm not interested.

 

And well, I'm taken, heh.

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...

 

Well, I'm touched, I think.

Coming in crystal.

 

Nice.

 

Also, these lizards are pretty big pushovers.

*no response*

*is waiting for you to say over*

1 - Really?

 

I thought it was directed to the couch.

 

2 - Well, you're a nice lady and all, but I'm not interested.

 

And well, I'm taken, heh.

1. You thought wrong.

2. *another sigh of relief* Thanks.

Well, that makes a lot of sense.

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