Jump to content
The Lotus Eaters: Share Bug Reports and Feedback Here! ×

Last post wins


Mr.ElevenXI
 Share

Recommended Posts

Damn it...!

 

The last one that swallowed me was very different...

 

*looks around*

 

Aha!

 

*breaks free from it, without hurting her and slowly makes his way out her pee-hole*

 

Wew.

 

*cleans himself off of all the mucus and stuff then steps into his armor*

*the skate moans as you exit from it's pee-hole and you get covered in her you-know-what*

*the skate whimpers and caresses you with it's cheek*

**Don't forget I'm The Narrator around here, ya little punk.

**I know, and I'm The Narrator #2.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

*stabs the thing in the brain*

 

*slow clap*

*you can't because it has a really hard exoskeleton*

*it throws you back miles away with it's tail*

you just said sorry again

I know.

Sorry...

**Ask 'narrator' what happened.

(I've read back.) 

Oh well. 

Always exaggerated.

*sighs*

**Sorry.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

**Sorry.

 

**Oh well.

 

That stasis is merely going to stop her for a few moments...

 

*sighs and looks around for a working console*

 

 

 

 

*looks at his broken Zweihander, and pulls out another*

 

It ate you, and I want to stab something.

 

Well, it didn't really eat me.

 

Go stab something else.

 

Like that colossal spider over there.

 

*points towards a colossal spider hanging on the wall*

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, it didn't really eat me.

 

Go stab something else.

 

Like that colossal spider over there.

 

*points towards a colossal spider hanging on the wall*

 

I want something new.

 

I killed a two-headed one of those.

 

(It didn't chew him or digest him, it swallowed him because of this.)

 

(Yeah, yeah, I know.)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*sighs and pulls his arm, escaping her grip*

 

Hey, calm down you.

*It gives you a sad frown and begs for you to come back inside, through body language*

**I said no The.

**A Lowly Narrator will do.

**I'll just go with Writer, and there's nothing you can say that can stop me.

(Yeah, yeah, I know.)

(Why I even copied it, I'dunno.)
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...