Xaiux Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 If you ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees. That's great, cause I'm a cube. *Continues floating around the castle, looking around.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing. Okay then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Okay then. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 @utr: If utr really cares for varian even half as much as she claims to, she ought to respect varians wishes, and let things be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic! Very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Very well. I'm sorry... ;~; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm sorry... ;~; Sorry for what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I'm sorry... ;~;It's okay...I liked the joke, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaiux Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 These are amazing puns Alz, keep them coming pls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 It's okay... I liked the joke, at least. Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utarious Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 @utr: If utr really cares for varian even half as much as she claims to, she ought to respect varians wishes, and let things be. *sighs* It's complicated, kind of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I've got one. So, I once heard the story of a man who would turn childrens dessicated bodies into flour for his bread. Naturally, the police had a hard time finding him, whar with this method leaving no evidence. You know how they caught him? Bread handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I feel horrible for this one... Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I've got one. So, I once heard the story of a man who would turn childrens dessicated bodies into flour for his bread. Naturally, the police had a hard time finding him, whar with this method leaving no evidence. You know how they caught him? Bread handed. *slow clap* I feel horrible for this one... Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair. Oh boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 *sighs* It's complicated, kind of. Mhm...Know what? You should go get some rest. It's been a long day for you, I think.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I've got one. So, I once heard the story of a man who would turn childrens dessicated bodies into flour for his bread. Naturally, the police had a hard time finding him, whar with this method leaving no evidence. You know how they caught him? Bread handed. Hah, I liked that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I feel horrible for this one... Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 My grandpa has the heart of a Lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 My grandpa has the heart of a Lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Hue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth-chan Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 My grandpa has the heart of a Lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo. Where do you get these from? Hah, I liked that.*bows*:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 So i was in a chatroom with my algebra 2 class / teacher And you could draw and write in the background space Someone figured out how to post images So far: Scat, hardcore porn, isis beheadings, rare pepes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 What's Forrest Gump's password? 1FOREST1 Where do you get these from? I'm just googling stupid jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reliant213 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Wah wah. I built a chair. Sleepy times! Or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snyphurr Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 *enters his quarters, grabs his guitar and slowly plays with it* So i was in a chatroom with my algebra 2 class / teacher And you could draw and write in the background space Someone figured out how to post images So far: Scat, hardcore porn, isis beheadings, rare pepes lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogefighter Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 And now someone who got their throat naked slit having their blood drained into a bowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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