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-words-

Oh boy.

I'll be back for Christmas.

See you then.

['Metro' lay in the cryostasis chamber, a room devoid of oxygen and temperatures below zero. The equipment is breaking.]

**It's been fun.

So...

 

Pole dance?

 

Heh.

 

I guess I'm a bit better now.

Uhhh... Forget I said anything.
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Ah the free market...

 

The amount of rage it can induce...

 

And the amount of patience required...

 

And the high chance of getting no clients because everyone there keeps spamming the chat to oblivion...

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(Quickly, verdict, he needs a lapdance, go!!!)

(Alright, alright!)

It's fine, I'm jost jok-

Aaaah!

*coughs up blood and eyes glow in deep purple as it takes the shape of two halfs of a skull*

Snyphurr, are you okay?

(Hue, would be welcomed but no.)

(Edited.) Edited by TheVerdict
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(Alright, alright!)

*summons a pole*

*is already in her underwear*

*starts with her right foot about 6 inches away from the pole, then grabs onto the pole at about eye level. She keeps her left leg straight and swings it around and immediately places the back of her ankle onto the pole, and the top of her right ankle onto the pole. Then she grabs onto the pole with her left hand under her right hand, making her automatically swing around, and around, and around*

(Oh well, already done.)

 

 

*coughs up some more blood*

 

 

Sorry, but I believe this is not the best time for-

 

Aaah!

 

*stands up, pushes her out of the way and runs, taking down the door on the way out*

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*coughs up some more blood*

 

Sorry, but I believe this is not the best time for-

 

Aaah!

 

*stands up, pushes her out of the way and runs, taking down the door on the way out*

Damnit, I did that all for nothing!

*puts on her cloak and appears a few feet in front of you*

Snyphurr, what's going on?

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Damnit, I did that all for nothing!

*puts on her cloak and appears a few feet in front of you*

Snyphurr, what's going on?

 

Gah...!

 

There's no time to explain...!

 

 

*unfurls wings, take on the form of the four winged beast and flies up with tremendous speed*

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