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Sorry.Can't stay for too long, my Maya instructor is a crazed maniac

It was nice to see you again, anyway.

Good luck with your instructor.

 

Help you with what?

Who are you?!

My husband is ill, and I need some of your tears, blood, and love juice for a cure.

My name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Liz.

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Why, thank you.

*puts on his pants*

Hmmm... But you did get detected by that filthy dog... Unfortunately.

No matter, you're ssstill perfect. I can sssense it in you. You're a skilled human male...

My husband is ill, and I need some of your tears, blood, and love juice for a cure.

My name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Liz.

Let me out of this room!

I need to mate with my husband right now!

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*sighs and coughs*

 

You two are doing more then *cough* enough...

 

Shh.. just close your eyes and try and get some sleep...

 

I do, too...

*sigh*

 

*pats Lillian on the back*

 

It'll be fine dear..

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Hmmm... But you did get detected by that filthy dog... Unfortunately.

No matter, you're ssstill perfect. I can sssense it in you. You're a skilled human male...

Don't call her that, it's rude.

It's like calling your species monsters.

Anyways, about being a skilled human male, I'm not entirely human...

I am a dreadnought, one of the few alive.

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*sighs*

Why him, of all people?

No offence intended, of course.

Because he's the first male I've ever had contact with and I must f*** him!

Don't call her that, it's rude.

It's like calling your species monsters.

Anyways, about being a skilled human male, I'm not entirely human...

I am a dreadnought, one of the few alive.

It'sss true, though.

Dreadnought? What is that?

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*sighs*

I hope so...

I'll keep watch overnight, I think. Just to be on the safer side.

*sits at Utr's bedside*

 

Do you mind if I stay here with you?

I'd like to help if I can..

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It'sss true, though.

Dreadnought? What is that?

Well, it's a long story...

*sits down, summons a cup of coffee and tells her the story while sipping his coffee*

If you don't trust me yet...

*shows his shoulder which is badly damaged to her, it heals completely in a few seconds*

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Well, it's a long story...

*sits down, summons a cup of coffee and tells her the story while sipping his coffee*

If you don't trust me yet...

*shows his shoulder which is badly damaged to her, it heals completely in a few seconds*

I sssee. Your life'sss full of adventure.

A hero you are.

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