I Stole The Cookie Game

[K0rata]

You start off by stating an action to distract the previous owner of the cookie , following which you state how you stole the cookie from the previous owner.

The next person will then steal the cookie from whoever stole the cookie last.

Lets start from here.

I stab lech kril in the face with rhino's codpiece and run off with the cookie.

[LegitGhosty]

I chase you with a Dinosaur-riding-jesus, eat you , grab the cookie, and go into God mode.

 

Beat that :D

Edited November 26, 2013 by John87156

[Detheroc]

I chase you with a Dinosaur-riding-jesus, eat you , grab the cookie, and go into God mode.

 

Beat that :D

I call the server admin, sentence you of cheating and get you kicked, after that running away with the cookie.

[Anunymau5]

I raise my arms in the shining dragon lotus position and ascend all forms of reality, materializing the cookie in my hands. 

[Chris9428]

I just take the cookie. And you'll have to deal with it.

[R4yleonard]

I used Loki's decoy and Ash' Smoke Bomb to distract you, then I freeze you with Frost's Freeze. After that, grabbing the cookie is a piece of cake :D

[premoril]

While life was gave you lemons, I took the cookie

[Zendd]

I break one of loki's  "horns" and took the cookie you hid inside it

[Chris9428]

The lemon was a cookie in disguise.

And the cookie was a lemon in disguise.

[NetSlayer]

I simply use a time machine I bought from RadioShack. On the way to winning the lottery and disrupting the time-space continuum. I steal your lemon.

The lemon evolves in the warp tunnel, into a freshly baked cookie.


...with a hint of lemon.

[Quasar-Sandwich]

I hijack your time machine with the help of some time bandits, kill you and travel to the 30th century with the cookie in my hand.

[meIody-]

I team up with the doctor and steal the cookie from you, disappearing into the time vortex.

[Freelancer27]

I let you enter the paradox resulting your eminent disappearance, and I took your cookie from your malevolent ashes.

[meIody-]

My ashes rise up and form around the nearest lifeform, you, and possess you. We BOTH now have the cookie!

[Freelancer27]

I have been exorcised by the power of Nekros, soul punching your essence and gave me an eagle. Also, I, alone, have the cookie now. :3

[4Z21]

I drop kick you (oh snap !@$# just got real)  and took the cookie and drive away in a the bike from tron (that i forgot the name of >_>)

[Anunymau5]

I am the cookie. Therefore I am always in possession of the cookie.

[Freelancer27]

Too bad I ate ya'.

 

Then I baked another cookie and took it away instead. :3

[K0rata]

Using my hookshot , I hook the cookie from your hand and hide it in a certain hungry grineer's stomach.

[Anunymau5]

Too bad I ate ya'.

 

Then I baked another cookie and took it away instead. :3

Yes but that is not the cookie. That is just a cookie.

[TheImmortalHotDog]

 During all the chaotic bliss, I raised my donger. While everyone was busy looking at it, my clone took it and we ran off with it.

[Roransu]

I ask grandma to bake me a new Cookie. I eat it. It takes like victory.

[Freelancer27]

I ask grandma to bake me a new Cookie. I eat it. It takes like victory.

Tastes*

 

Anyway, I took your cookie before you attempt to eat through a paradox chain that was created previously from another guy.

[LegitGhosty]

I send rollers after you, and a friendly-non-cookie-eating monster after the cookie to get it for me and runs away.

[TheSuperTaco]

i tackle you into the ground with a rhino and take the cookie from your battered up body.

 

I know rhino charge into the distance!