Rengakun Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I open up a portal to another universe, summoning the BETA and TSFs within and giving you PTSD. After all of your limbs have been removed by a swarm of BETAs, I swoop in with a A-10C TSF and take the cookie. I then proceed to escape to an undisclosed location while an army of Laser-class BETAs blow up everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JefPlays Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I Switch Teleport with you. I come out in dimension X with the cookie in hand, you wind up in a pack of Rollers. Owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I transform into a White Knight and stab every single Roller to death. I teleport next to you and spew out verbal diarrhea containing praises of random things and summon a cat. The cat scratches you and I disappear. A few seconds later, you hear a loud noise outside. I crash into wherever you are with a F-35 Lightning II and launch two Sidewinders at you. The cookie flies out of your hand and a F-22 Raptor TSF takes it. It turns out that the F-35 crash was a holograph and I was in the F-22. Day before yesterday I saw a rabbit, and yesterday a deer, and today, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I just took your cookie. ... Yes, only that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Oh god, Renga is in here...I quickly brick her up using Telekill alloys, but not before putting SCP-173 in the brick cell with her, and then I steal the cookie using a fishing rod.My cookie now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) I lecture you about my actual name and randomly quote some books. While you were distracted, a team of snipers fire 7 tranquilizer darts at all of your limbs. I walk up to you and take the cookie. My name is "Rengaku" not "Renga". "Rengakun" is a rather convenient way of adding in a suffix to my name. Edited November 27, 2013 by Rengakun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I call him/her/it a Weeaboo and while he/she/it is raging at me, I fire my vasto into he/she/it's face and take the cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 TROLOLOLOL Calling me a Weaboo won't do anything, because I AM a Weaboo! I get an army of activists and point at you for being a racist while I shoot the cookie out of your hands with a LeMat Revolver and plow through the army to pick up the cookie in a Chevy Camaro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I summon Grima. The cookie ceases to exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I summon Cthulhu and the Cookie materializes in my hands. "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown."— H. P. Lovecraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander_Pancakes Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 I take the cookie with a helicopter and eat it. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Before you digest it, I materialize it in my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) Through thousands of winters, it suffered eternal lifelessness. It has existed in a world where nothing is born, and everything is dead. It had remembered a world of life and happiness, but those memories have long since faded. It roams the dead wasteland for eternity, collecting specks of lights. Slowly but surely, the cookie can do something. After a thousand eternities of the never ending lifelessness, the cookie had collected 10 to the power of thirty-seven lights. It glows brighter than the souls of a billion supernovas. Then, it explodes. For eternities the cookie had collected lights, and now, his efforts have done something. The cookie was blinded in the explosion, and what felt like an eternity had passed. The cookie came out of an oven. It was put on a plate. The plate was put on a table. Then... ......... ...... ... ...I picked up the cookie. EDIT: GODDAMIT IT MATERIALIZED BEFORE I COULD POST THE ABOVE! Edited November 27, 2013 by Rengakun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 tl;dr fail! I drop the cookie into the Pandorica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 A Loki Switch Teleports the Cookie to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meIody- Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 The Loki was a spy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K0rata Posted November 28, 2013 Author Share Posted November 28, 2013 I backstab Rengakun and steal the cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I deploy several Sentries and teleport my entire team to murder K0rata and take the Cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Figured out that MorteTacere has the cookie all along. (Since K0rata didn't took the cookie above him.) Then I took the cookie using my mind wipe. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 A cat swipes the cookie away and gives it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I throw Renga (Or Rengakun, for the sake of their convenience) into SCP-682's holding cell.682's cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0bAdI2142 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Maybe i stole the Cokiee, maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rengakun Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 The Cookie is now part of Quantum Mechanics. After performing the Schrodinger's cookie experiment, I grab the cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I reject your reality and substitute my own, which is exactly like this reality, except full of insufferable geniuses.Oh, and I have the cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer27 Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Your petty logic has led yourself into a paradox, not having the cookie. Instead, I have it myself. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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