Tiqalicious Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 HAHA! After months of careful planning and tinkering it is finally time to infiltrate the corpus from within! With my expertly crafted disguise and these corpus weapons and gadgetry there is no possible way these simple minded tinheads could ever percieve me as a threat. Time to sneak in right under their noses. Why it's almost too easy.... Aha, a perfect opportunity to test out my clever ruse. GREETINGS FELLOW CORPUS COMPATRIOT, MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IT IS, NO? I JUST LOVE THE SOUND OF REVERBERATING GENERATORS IN THE MORNING, DON'T YOU? Oh no, this isn't right. THIS DISGUISE ISN'T WORKING AT ALL. I'LL HAVE TO ELIMINATE HIM BEFORE HE ALERTS THE OTHERS! OH NO THEY'RE ON TO ME. I MUST FLEE BEFORE THEY CAPTURE ME AND DESTROY MY MAGNIFICENT BODY FOR THE ZANUKA PROJECT. VAUBAN AWAY! Oh dear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfaiz Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Most interesting.....made me chuckle, a deserved +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiqalicious Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Most interesting.....made me chuckle, a deserved +1 Glad to hear it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkjackal_2031 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 the resemblance to the crewman is frightening... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost333 Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 The reason you failed is because you have a blue uniform. Blue crewmen have Flux Rifles.Also, the Supra has Green energy as a Corpus default. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToastieJames Posted March 28, 2014 Share Posted March 28, 2014 Shed a tear for humble Vauban. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiqalicious Posted March 28, 2014 Author Share Posted March 28, 2014 Since my attempt to fool the corpus was a DISASTEROUS FAILURE I thought it best to go after a far less savvy prey. After all, everyone knows the grineer are a bunch of malajusted lab freaks so this should be a walk in the genetically modified park. I have created an excellent disguise with which to fool these imbeciles, so it's time to get snooping and see what I can find. Aha, it seems today is my lucky day! I'll just trick this foolish guard into giving me directions and then I'll be on my way! GREETINGS FELLOW LAB EXPERIMENT! I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD DIRECT ME TO THE NEAREST CONTROL ROOM AS I SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF TURNED AROUND A TAD. DEATH TO THE TENNO SCUM AND ALL THAT! OH CRAP NOT AGAIN. YES LOTUS I AM WELL AWARE, NO NEED TO RUB IT IN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. NOT TO FEAR, I SHALL SIMPLY EVADE THESE MISGUIDED SIMPLETONS WITH MY SWEET NINJA MOVES. VAUBAN FLIP! Aha! I knew if I kept to the shadows those armoured monstrosities would forget all about me. Now all I have to do is download these vital battle plans and slink out of here quiet as a mouse and they'll never suspect a thing.... it's almost too easy. Oh dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorEris Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) The last panel for both made me laugh Edited March 29, 2014 by EPICMAN118 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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