KennPhoton Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. Due to the Great Ash Prime Uprising, all Tenno to use the Ash Prime warframe. This caused a sudden spike in the use of Smoke Screen, which then caused a rapid greenhouse effect to occur in all planets. Venus melted, Earth's plants died, Uranus' methane oceans evaporated and then blew up due to all the heat, Neptune also blew up, Jupiter's Red Spot increased in size and destroyed all floating cities in the planet, Saturn expanded in the heat and collided with its rings, Mercury got hotter (so, life as usual for Mercury), Pluto is actually nice to live in now, Europa melted completely (since it's just a giant snowball, really), and Sedna... is Sedna. So yeah... You did that. Congrats? I wish I knew how to write sentences that don't run on for miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted. Due to the Great Ash Prime Uprising, all Tenno to use the Ash Prime warframe. This caused a sudden spike in the use of Smoke Screen, which then caused a rapid greenhouse effect to occur in all planets. Venus melted, Earth's plants died, Uranus' methane oceans evaporated and then blew up due to all the heat, Neptune also blew up, Jupiter's Red Spot increased in size and destroyed all floating cities in the planet, Saturn expanded in the heat and collided with its rings, Mercury got hotter (so, life as usual for Mercury), Pluto is actually nice to live in now, Europa melted completely (since it's just a giant snowball, really), and Sedna... is Sedna. So yeah... You did that. Congrats? I wish I knew how to write sentences that don't run on for miles. Hehehe, excellent. All according to plan.Granted, you now know how to write sentences that run on gasoline. I wish we didn't need to charge our electronics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, everyone's electronics die, and cannot be restored to a usable level.. I wish gasoline was free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, now we have flying cars that require uranium to power and makes conventional cars to be used as scrap to make the new cars. Uranium $42.50 per gallon. I wish for non std ridden aliens to be ubber gorgeous and come to Earth and bangs me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, non std ridden, ubber gorgeous aliens come to earth to bang you in the head with an alien bat. I wish for a cape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, now every super villian real or not comes and beats you to a pulp. I wish to not be affected by any std in existance or that will ever exist or has ever existed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, you get affected by something way worse than std. I wish for a mask this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, now the mask is fused to your flesh. You can't wash it so you begin to carry a smell of decaying flesh with you everywhere. Good luck getting laid! I wish for a tuba.(don't ask) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 (edited) Granted, your cape will arrive in 27 years.. I wish for a Syadana Granted, you get a tuba in which does not work I wish to not be ninja'd Edited July 19, 2015 by (PS4)Madkiller2580 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, you now get an ever slower internet connection. I wish for Madkiller2580 to have bewbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, he gets 8 of them. I wish for Bladestorm Prime. Granted, now the mask is fused to your flesh. You can't wash it so you begin to carry a smell of decaying flesh with you everywhere. Good luck getting laid! I wish for a tuba.(don't ask) *simply peels off my face and regenerates*I will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, he gets 8 of them. That's not bad actually... Granted now it does nothing but impact dmg. I wish for a donkey show...again don't ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(PSN)Madkiller2580 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 That's not bad actually... Ughh, yea it is lol.. Granted, two donkeys are being penetrated by shrek I wish to ship [member=TheVerdict} with Shrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, Verdict was shipped to an Island where a creature named Shrek resides I wish for Overlord and Noamuth to marry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMcGeek Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, now she is fugly. I wish for Trailgamer5 to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted, I am dead, no big surprise I wish for lewd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 19, 2015 Share Posted July 19, 2015 Granted...? I wish I knew what lewd was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted, now you don't know what kinky means. I wish I could speak, read, write, and understand any language. I wish to ship [member=TheVerdict} with Shrek How could you?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you constantly forget the last language you spoke, read or written in I wish for a battalion of British grenadiers Edited July 20, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Used no desea para nada. Me gustaría poder hablar Inglés de nuevo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Wish granted, but you're stuck with a Spanish accent I still wish for a batallion of British grenadiers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Granted, señor. You get one British grenadier. I wish for a British accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Wish granted, but it's not convincing because your spanish accent is stronger. I wish for fish and chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 (edited) Wish granted, You get a raw fish and some bag of chips I wish for a Porsche Tiger Edited July 20, 2015 by Trailgamer5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Wish granted(why are we saying "wish granted", whatever happened to just "granted"?), you get a white tiger instead and it claws your face off. I wish people weren't so paranoid about dropping the soap when they're by themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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