Sovamorne Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Granted, a solid gold hippo statue crashes through the roof, crushing every bone in your body. I wish for Hippo Umbra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, a Lead Hippo Statue crashes through the roof, lands on you and crushes every bone in your body I wish for anime about food so good it makes people's clothes explode off their body in an erotic fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, Motto To Love Ru is re-released. I wish for an original harem ecchi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) Granted but it crashes through the roof, lands on you and crushes every bone in your body. (And it's originality is questionable) (and that's what you get for making me google it in front of my mom) I wish for an indestructible roof Edited August 1, 2015 by AIan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, however it's made with a transparent material, now your privacy is violable by more than your mother. I wish for an original yuri ecchi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, but it's stuck to the roof of your mouth. I wish I had Borderlands 1again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, all files are corrupt. I wish for speed ups without plat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrsrkr Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, all files are corrupt. I wish for speed ups without plat. Granted, but the plat can only be spent on Sicarus Prime parts.I wish I was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, you were funny back then, but now you're not. I wish I could take it all back. I honestly wish I could take it all back. Not just because I'm stranded in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, but Jennifer returned to your life. (And you are still stranded in space) I wish to not meet a terrible fate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, you instead meet a man named "A. Horrible Fate" I wish for less costly syandanas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, the pre-owned bin is over there-------> I wish for a cure for dry skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, you try it and now you have no skin. I wish for Jennifer to leave my life again. Granted, but Jennifer returned to your life. (And you are still stranded in space)B-but I'm still stranded in space. She'll die out here...owait.She brought oxygen tanks, nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, but Karma-Kun takes her place I wish for more Anime jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, but they are on golden week. I wish the ignore button worked in real life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, but people ignored will assassinate you in revenge I wish that driving WW2 tanks in teams fighting each other was a real sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techtro Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, they're used for ramming only. I wish for a sport that involves flying an attack helicopter through a goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Granted, but there are automatic rapid-firing uranium-charged stinger missile launchers everywhere I wish for Gelato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sovamorne Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 (edited) Granted, but it's imported from soviet Russia, and in soviet Russia, gelato eat you! I wish I could be Putin on the ritz. (ba dum tssss) Edited August 1, 2015 by Sovamorne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Granted, he gets a car I wish for an automated rapid-firing Uranium charged Stinger missile launcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Wish granted, but you get twin supras instead. I wish for my grakaTATATATATATAAAAs to be done building Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheVerdict Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Granted, but you accidentally sell each of them. :D I wish I had an idea for what to wish for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Granted, you get a well-dpne yaoi fan fic of Nagisa-kun and Karma-kun I wish for a Tenno Classroom anime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Wish granted but it was cancelled on pilot for excessive SarynXValkyr action. All copies were burned. I wish there were corgis instead of Mosquitos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trailgamer5 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Granted, Corgis are vicious blood sucking dogs that bite you at every chance they get... Britain is doomed I wish for the show to be rebooted as hentai for SarynxValkyr action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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